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• Probably, they were already one step close with the personals thing in IV : dissembler
• I hope so. Their internet was great. : Godhatesfatpeople
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  Yes, and your friends will invite you to parties every 20 minutes but if you don't go or ignore the invit... : Herman Toothrot
  • CAWWWSEEEN, HOW COME YOU DON'T LIKE MY STATUS? : passingstranger
• It'll probably be in the game before 5. At least I suspect there's 1 more GTA this gen. : K1Bond007
• i'm playing GTA IV right now. And I have to admit that have my enjoyment of the game is the parody of eve... : gyokuro
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  I just want it to have better controls than GTA4. : Omaha
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    What was wrong with 4? : K1Bond007
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      when you are driving the camera always starts moving down to point at your bumper : gyokuro
      • This I hated too. I always had the stick pulled back slightly so I could actually see ahead of me. : Omaha
      • Yeah I didnt understand this : fishbone
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      I found the controls during gunfights to be pretty painful. : Omaha
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        even the melee could be improved drastically : gyokuro
        • melee definitely needs to be better. Shooting I think was fine for this gen, but for the next gen GTA gam... : K1Bond007
      • I had trouble with it. I'd rather it be more like Just Cause 2, I never seem to have trouble killing thi... : CyCo_PL
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      Pretty much every aspect of the player movement of GTA IV was terrible. Combat, simply walking around, r... : Begawkiness
      • I superman'd a few telephone poles for maximum hilarity after hitting a car going over a hill on a crotch... : Omaha
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        I had zero problems with any controls in GTA. How about RDR? What 3rd person action game had good contr... : atom519
        • Same here. I had no issues either. : Godhatesfatpeople
        • Ninja Gaiden : ArcKnight
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          Most are quite a bit more responsive, look at Saints Row 2, Uncharted, Demon's Souls, Gears of War, Dead ... : Begawkiness
          • That was your main problem? What you described only happens when he's running forward, which would make ... : atom519
        • Assassin's Creed : HockeyJohnston
      • Dude, you ever think it might be you? : Porkasaurus
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      Sluggish on foot and weird driving. Honestly not nearly as satisfying as Saint's Row 2 in terms of contro... : locater16
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        Exactly... it's like they decided that being extra sluggish was more 'realistic' or something... at least... : Begawkiness
        • GTA IV PC controls were definitely better and more responsive...but they still left a lot to be desired. : Mr. Goodwrench
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          This is a direct result of their much vaunted animation technology believe it or not. The way they store ... : locater16
          • Word son. : Mr. Goodwrench
          • The euphoria animation stuff made that game better than it had any right to be. We wouldn't have all thos... : pyide
    • Check out this full of shit subthread. : Godhatesfatpeople
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      150 ms of lag from input. : shirif
      • yeah it feels like this in GTA IV : gyokuro
    • The character controls feel like you are walking under water. : silent prophet
    • not enough titty bars : DingoStoleMyBaby
  • I just want it to have better characters than GTA IV. I hope they learned something with RDR. : Haku-Jin
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    I just want it to have as much to do as San Andreas. GTA 4 got boring quickly. : Mr. Goodwrench
    • Bring back the capacity to pimp up my cars in random garages, so they look bling. So I can take said pimp... : Mr. Goodwrench
    • This will be the first GTA since 3 (well, not counting TLAD and Gay Tony) that is not an insta-buy for me... : Begawkiness
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    I want it to be sillier, less serious. : baron calamity
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      ^^^ This is where they went wrong imo. Every GTA game was hilarious right up until GTA 4, which while it ... : Mr. Goodwrench
      • I just want the return of anti gravity cheats. And giving every civilian a rocket launcher and a bad temp... : Chipwarrior
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  What lame parody name will they give it? Tw@ter? : Dave-A
  • Facespunk : Beady
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    A Twitter clone was in The Ballad of Gay Tony. Can't remember what they called it. It was only mentioned,... : K1Bond007
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      or wait.. was that a blog? I can't remember. The mission was that some blogger was talking shit about the... : K1Bond007
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        Oh yeah, the blogger was a Perez Hilton type called "The Celebinator", and there was a twitter thing call... : Dave-A
        • ah, yes. A real missed opportunity for Rockstar on that one. Maybe it was too obvious. : K1Bond007
  • Basefook. : Happy Doodle Muffin
  • the photo site will be shittr and you'll have to upload some photo to humiliate some mafioso or something : Omaha
  • YouTwitFace : shortbuscaptain
  • Fuckbook oh wait : Hemtroll
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    FaceHookers

    Jan 06, 2011 6:26pm PST
    FaceHookers : baron calamity
  • How has FaceFuck not come up yet? : Mr. Goodwrench
  • Friendface? : jdcope
  • MyFace : gyokuro
• Depending if the story is set in 2011, then yeah. Personally, would like another 70s or 80s GTA game : hankyJR
• it won't have parody facebook integration, it will have real facebook integration. : Solar Jetman
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  there was so much shit in gtaiv that I didn't even pay attention to. all that shit on the television and ... : DeBurgo
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    I saw it all. They did it for me. : dumb.
    • I wish Republican Space Rangers was a real show. : Crabs Jarrard
  • I never paid attention to that stuff before too but playing the game again on the PC, I took the time to ... : Mmmmmoo
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    Why would you skip this? The world is the whole reason for playing a GTA game. Remove that and you have a... : SiW.
    • A kinda boring sandbox game with shitty targeting and a decompressed, self-indulgent crime story! : Arceihn
  • i went to every katt williams set : Chandler55
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  I want San Andreas 2 in the GTA4/RDR engine so bad : rgoer
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    It's called Saints Row 2 : justwr!ght
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      No. Not by a million miles. : tcs
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        Saints Row 2 is just as fun as San Andreas. : justwr!ght
        • lol : tcs