Shacknews LoL

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though you fucked her with vigor, her boyfriend's a

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Haha u jerk. It's basic common fucking sense if you ask someone to watch your dog when is not trained to behave and house sit for 30 days to have some kind of food or snacks and potable water.

He has been spending 20 hours a day there daily and has to bring his own food and water cause your sink only spits out hot water. Boarding him with his medical conditions would have costed you over $3k so he did this as a favor. The condition of your slum like house didn't make it easy for a person to last a month. All your toilets are filthy and stained where a blind man wouldn't sit on it. Also your dog shits in the house daily even when jess is home because she is passed out toilet him out. We tried to help you out finically and friendly but fuck... Take care of your house bro,

Her partner is her dad bro, he was probably embarassed too!

I need to stop drinking in front of my kids so much.

me: "What did you have for dinner at the birthday party?"
7 yo daughter, "Pizza and .... what are those green sticks you put in your bloody mary's?"
me: "celery?"
7 yo: "yeah, those"

That's on her profile to identify her, it's required.

Theoretically speaking, lets say re-verse was at the gas station pumping gas. His mind is scattered with Christmas rubbish, Nyquil hangover and chronic sleep loss due to bad babies (yadda, yadda), but he starts pumping and goes into the store to buy drinks and then proceeds to drive away. Next thing we know, the pump hose is hanging off of our car with the nozzle still intact to the gas tank. Can the gas station make you or your car insurance pay for "damage"? I'm sure, but you'd think they have some kind of their own insurance for this kind of thing?
TLDR; who the hell forgets to take the hose out of the tank??

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