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For some reason I took some time to write thsi out today while I had some downtime at work. I was going to give it some real time and make it soemthing cool, but I've run out of time and energy and will drop it in here as is. I keep thinking that something like this has been done before, but I don't remember seeing it on the shack. Apologies for any awkwardly phrased lines, like I said, I ran out of time and energy.
Twas the night before shackmas,
and all through the shack,
all things were just normal,
the gay was on tap.
Steve dressed as Santa,
and Maarten his elf,
Faylor: a reindeer,
all by himself.
Phil was complaining,
his wife is a bitch,
Voodooraze had the pump out,
his nipples did itch.
Some were tf'ing,
and stacking blu team,
Fry chose a coma,
'Til 2018
Most shackers were chatting,
they all love the cock,
and from the front doorstep,
there came a loud knock.
With prostate a pumping,
Mace ran to the door,
from the porch Maddog called out,
"you're mothers a whore"!
Dognose was now sleeping,
and dreaming of duke,
ArB had a new shredder,
he'd upgraded to nuke.
Burning Eye was at preschool,
to find a new mate,
Rosewood punched a waiter,
while seething with hate.
Sikanders white elephant,
was now within reach,
Tastywheat got prepared now,
for failwhale breach.
Wtfs jeans were tearstained,
and red were his eyes,
he'd been stood up again,
and he'd gone up a size.
Jbury was screaming,
his fridge was alight,
GeorgeB was still posting,
with no Duke in sight.
eXcess has gained shack cred,
for dating a star,
while Jimbo Ro in the garage,
He was his car.
As the chatty rolled over,
at the end of the year,
we looked back on our posting,
it was all pretty queer.
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