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Unit name: Shacknews Commenter
Civilization/Organization of Origin: Parental Units Basement/Disappointed Family

Offense: Aggressive Diatribes towards unreleased games, ability to repel women at all costs, throwing sprite, and powerful stench.
Defense: Fallacies, 300 dollar jeans, and Special Edition Video Game XXL T-Shirt
Movement: 0 - Unable to Move/Fixed To Basement Chair
Special Ability: Obsessive use of firearms and Chicken Hoarding

Link to picture: http://tomservo.shackspace.com/chicksvx0.jpg Shackers in the wild. Note their extreme disinterest in the opposite sex (except one...must be a outsider).
Description: Seemingly like a normal human unit but those who are known as the Shacknews Commenter's share several traits that distinguish them from a typical human. Much more prone to issues with women (Although some are purportedly of the male sex, it is difficult to confirm such claims) and can become extremely dangerous to be around when politics are involved. Every year many of these so called "shackers" congregate in Texas for ritualistic bonding and ceremonies. While once presumed to be of mating purposes, it has since been proven that only "self love" occurs at these meetings.