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Civilization/Organization of Origin: Apogee
Offense: Balls of Steel
Defense: Balls of Steel
Movement: Depends on his gum level
Special Ability: Rips off heads and shits down necks
Link to picture: http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/duke_nukem_004.jpg
Description: Duke Nukem is the pinnicle of ass kicking, bubblegum chewing, and saving our women. He spends half his time working out and the other half saving the world. Sometimes he'll sleep while he works out in order to dream up all his witty lines because he doesn't believe in hiring writers.
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