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My best friend and I, after returning back from random dungeon #156154, decided we were bored. It was almost midnight and we had just about decided to give up for the night. About that time a noob had wandered over to us and asked if we could help him go through random dungeon #15615.
My buddy and I decided we would .
My friend always played a warrior...tonight he had picked the name Snif DeCrac (yes, that's where my Shacker name came from). I was playing a rouge (Robin DeCradle). I led us out of town. As soon as we were out of the "no attack" zone, Snif yelled "HOLY CRAP! IT'S DIABLO!".
The noob replied "Where...I don't see him?".
At that time Snif started attacking the noob. I turned around and joined in the attack.
The noob responded "NO! It's me. I'm not Diabl" But it was too late. His lifeless body fell to the ground. I walked over to the corpse to raid his loot and saw something I had never seen before. Next to the pile of loot was an item that would change our Diablo games forever.
It was the noob's ear.
My buddy and I decided that we had to do that again.
We quickly returned back to the town and waited for another noob to show.
We didn't wait long. The same noob that we had just slain moments before had come back to join us. He said "You guys, what happened? One of you guys yelled I'ts Diablo, then you started attacking me!" Snif replied "Sorry, this game freaks me out...you looked just like Diablo for a second."
"It's okay," the noob responded, "Wanna go again?"
We decided we would love to go again.
Once again, as soon as we were out of the safety of town, my friend said "There he is again!"
And once again, we killed the noob and collected his ear. We were laughing so hard that we almost missed the noob saying "I think you guys are doing that on purpose". That sent us over the edge.
I started laughing so hard I fell out of my chair.
As soon as we composed ourselves, we returned to the game.
We were up 'til 5:00 am collecting ears.
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