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Joined a server, and don't know why,
In TF2 I played a spy,
And I found I like to lie,
Didn't matter, I still died.
Then I played as Master Chief,
In no time flat, got chewed to beef,
Simply caused myself some grief,
Reswawn again, my lives were brief.
Then I played some CS:Source,
I tried my best to stay the course,
Round began, I came out in force,
And I was killed with no remorse.
Chorus 1:
Oh I suck at multiplayer games,
I die and die just because I simply cannot aim.
My pro career,
It lives in fear,
'Cause I always go down in flames.
I suck at multiplayer games.
I've always had a thing for Ryu,
Guess that means I like Ken too,
But I'd just get pounded into goo.
My rounds are over at "ha-do-".
Tried a stint with Calibur,
Swung my sword, tried to deter,
My rival, she began to stir,
What happened to me was murder.
So I tried to play VF,
Thought my skillz, they might be deft,
But learning this game is quite a heft,
And I got killed, so I left.
Chorus 2:
Oh I suck at multiplayer games,
My combos always cultimate in two losing rounds of shame,
My pro career,
May not appear,
'Cause I always go down in flames,
I suck at multiplayer games.
Tried to race a muscle car,
Burnout might let me go far,
Jumped a curb toward the local bar,
That crash is going to leave a scar.
So I toyed with making lines,
But I should have seen the signs,
A Tetris made me lose my spine,
Glad I could make someone shine.
I gave up, reached back to Pong,
Maybe here I could be strong,
The rounds I played, they were quite long.
But I still lost bad, I don't belong.
Chorus 3/Finale:
Oh I suck at multiplayer games,
Leaderboards are never troubled by my gamer names,
My pro career,
Is a bloody smear,
'Cause I always go down in flames.
I suck at multiplayer games.
Spoken:
Think I'll play an RPG.
Some Final Fantasy Tactics or something.
That has a multiplayer mode now?
Damnit.
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