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  • Cliffhanger
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    I'm walkin' on a boat,
    Got a feelin' that I've won.
    Got nineteen evil bastards
    Fallen thanks to my big guns.
    I'm walkin' down some stairs
    Lookin' for my next big kill
    He comes out of the shadows
    Now it looks I never will
    Cause it's a

    Chorus:
    CLIFF-HAN-GER
    The story never ends
    CLIFF-HAN-GER
    Buy the next game, my friends
    CLIFF-HAN-GER
    The story wasn't right
    CLIFF-HAN-GER
    It keeps me up at night

    I'm flyin' through deep space,
    Got a shotgun in my hand.
    The Covenant armada's
    In tatters by my hand.
    My radio transponder
    Asks "What you doin', Mel?"
    I wanted to respond, er,
    The credits? What the Hell?
    Cause it's a

    Chorus

    Elexis shot me up
    With an odd cocktail
    And Jessica, my mate
    Got shot with stuff as well.
    But as I beat the chopper,
    The funding dried up fast.
    These kinds of endings suck.
    They kick me in the ass
    Cause they're a

    Chorus