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shit like this, every week or so since school started this year:
Hello Mr. Fellow,
Just to keep you updated I wanted to drop you a note. jason is presently running a C on tests/quizzes and about a B- in class participation.
I know he can do much better than this. I do have extra help on Tues or Thurs mornings but honestly feel that he does not need this. He simply needs to spend more time sreviewing material, checking his notes, and following along in class. Progress reports will go out next week. IF you have any questions feel free to email or call.
Ms. Raphan
you think i am justified in messing with these clueless school people at this point?
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I appreciate your attentiveness in my gifted young Jason, and your concern is welcomed. However I am fully aware of the fact that Jason is a fucking moron. Trust me, we know this all too well. We've tried beating him, starving him and even executing an elaborate kidnap, but nothing works. He's just a fucking idiot.
I could say that his slip in his grades could be due to the stress of losing his mother recently, however if this were the case, then this makes him a giant pussy also. I tell him "Yeah yeah get over it, quit crying you fgt! Your mom is dead and shes never coming back, besides she fucking hated you anyway for being so fucking stupid on your quizzes and class participation. This usually makes him cry some more, at this point I usually just take him outside and lock him in my van with my tools. I figure this way he may actually learn a new trade skill, like not being a fgt.
I have shared your disappointment with Jason and he is willing to take full responsibility by letting me beat the shit out of him with the fist part of my hand. I assure you that Jason will make a more diligent effort in class participation and perform better at his quizzes. if he does not comply with these wishes I will fucking murder the face part of his head.
With warm regards,
Mr. Fellows
P.S. Jason may miss the field trip to the Zoo on Tuesday, as he has Chemo that day.
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