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on 52nd and 8th, there is a place called russian samovar. mike and i showed up around 8, but there's a private party upstairs. however, this russian woman liked me and said we could go for 35$. so i say, sure whatever.
it appeared to be a... company party, i think, for people who make cheap french russian vodka. they are all french. it was appetizers and all you could drink cranberry, peach, horseradish, and coriander (oh and ginger) vodka. so portax, multisync, and busdriver show up and we get a table in the corner and go to town.
speeches are made (in russian) and we cheer, laugh, cry, clap with everyone else, to fit in. and drink. and eat some russian food, and drink. there is a scantily clad woman wearing a police cap, and we get photos with her. i make sure i get in some professional company pictures too, because that's awesome.
then 6 people sit down in the middle of the room and drink all 4 flavors of vodka, label what was was, walk a straight line, and say the alphabet to the police capped woman in english. they then pick 3 people who did this the best for some reason and give them bottles of bad vodka, although one person got a good bottle, which made me believe that possibly this company didn't make vodka, and they were just russian. but there were promo posters for vodka, but whatever.
and then, as i said, things get hazy. i got some photos on my camera phone with the police capped woman, the russian people asked who the fuck we were, i got drunk and got handsy with... everyone... and really i have learned that drinking pure vodka on an empty stomach makes you feel like death.
i have to say, though, it was the best wednesday night ever and i wouldn't have traded it for anything!
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