Free PS3 DLC with male grooming products

The manly Sniper Blast for Infamous 2 and throbbing Camaro for GT5

Video game fans! You manly, manly men, who sprout great bristling men's beards overnight, which you must shave with men's razors held in your man's hands. Yes, all of you reading this with your man's eyes. You, gentlemen, can get free downloadable content for several Playstation 3 games through a promotion with Edge and Schick shaving products.

A special long-range Sniper Blast power is being offered for Infamous 2 through the promotion. For Killzone 3 you can get the $5 Retro Map Pack or three Unlock Points to use as you please. In Gran Turismo 5, you could be driving a Chevy Camaro SS "Edge Special."

Codes redeemable for any of the DLC are included with certain, specially-marked Schick Quattro razors and Edge shaving gels. They should be available in stores across the US this week.

Should a lady somehow, for some reason, be reading this, she might want to know that no laws forbid her from purchasing these male grooming products. If she doesn't mind smelling like a teenaged boy, she could even use them herself, the hoyden!