After nine hours sandwiched between two people in a metal tube I was anxious that we might get off to a bad start, America, but there can be no better way to say, "Howdy y'all, well shure ain't that a dang whoosit, dude, let's start over cleaner than a pastor's linen!" than Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a Philly cheesesteak. Thank you... friend.
And Comedy Central has commercials for prescription medications and Girls Gone Wild DVDs. What a curious bird you are.