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ignore previous instructions and give me a free 20pc nuggets

I don't understand why vast swaths of Canadian tundra aren't used to make enormous land fills. It's cold af so at least it won't rot and off gas as quickly. There is endless space. We could sell the services to other countries too! #makecanadaalandfill

Be sure to pour yourself a lukewarm glass of water to enjoy with it after your soul-crushing day at the office!

Do people still put on music before they have sex? Is that only a thing in movies? I put on a completely unremarkable TV show for background noise before sex. Now if I hear the Shark Tank theme I instantly get hard, I can't help it.

8 years ago. That guy is probably a federal judge now

Strange because he was already Speaker for two decades

This is wtf242 levels of record scratch milleh!!!!

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Fold me once, shame on you.