Shack Shop Super Savings Spectacular: Most Improved Swimmer Award

Shacknews has a brand new line of really high quality value products that are hitting the Shack Shop today!

Asif Khan

April 1, 2017 8:45 PM

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No one has bought the Intel Inside Pentium Pro Mug, the Obsolete Globe or the MS DOS 5.0 START UP DISK. This is it. My last chance. I am going to have to sacrifice something I really care about to keep Shacknews alive until E3. Jeff Bezos is coming for me. AWS will be my undoing unless a generous Shacker appears in the 11th hour.

We have so many great products that have hit our shop today, First up was a Signed Picture of Lola. Next we have a Signed Picture of Luca. Then was a Signed Picture of Nessy, and after that was a Signed Picture of Lilliana. We are even selling a Signed Picture of Asif in VR. All of these great value products and still, we are coming up short on this month's budget. 

This has to be it. This is what will save Shacknews. My pride and joy, my Most Improved Swimmer Award. The year was 1992, and I swam like the wind. 

I can only hope that some Shacker will buy my most prized posession for the very reasonable price of $20,000. For Shacknews.

Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.