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Morning Discussion
by Alice O'Connor, Jun 10, 2010 5:00am PDTAs the weekend slowly approaches, prepare yourself for adventure with the brilliant music video for Losers - "Flush". Victorian stylings, cephalopods and monarchs as colossal bio-mechanical tanks. Truly the best of British. I'm told there's also some sort of soundtrack attached but I wouldn't know about that. Gawd save the Queen!
Personally I'm not thinking about the weekend at all, only the week of mega monster media mayhem that will follow--E3. I'll be running on USA time and no doubt barely sleeping but I'm feeling confident about it all. This should be a good E3 for Shacknews.
Bender: Bender knows when to use finesse.
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The top 5 LOL'D posts from yesterday. Don't miss the funny, if there was any to begin with!
★ By: anhero with [56 lolz] ★ http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23161460
When I was 7 or 8 my mom and dad had been in a rocky spot and fighting a lot recently. Then one day soon after, I walked into my parents bed room and saw my dad wrestling on top of my mom naked. I walked up and punched him in between the butthole and balls and started screaming at him as loud as I could. I remember punching his ass cheeks as fast and hard as I could while screaming.
By: ecclesio with [47 lolz] http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23163966
I'm only writing this because im just now waking up and drinking my coffee and its still troubling me and fresh in my mind.
I dreamt that I had sex with a little dog last night. Really bizarre. And it was like in a king size bed with red satin sheets and all nice looking. But the dog was just tiny, like a jack russel. I didn't actually dream of the intercourse, it was just implied.
The horrifying part was that my facebook account somehow automatically updated with
ecclesio is into dogs.
ecclesio is in a relationship.
Freaked me out. I wanted to keep that shit secret.
Stupid dreams.
By: grandmasterlee with [16 lolz] http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23164379
This just in, police arrived at the scene of a 2 car collision to find a young boy named Joey trapped under an overturned car and covered in vomit. His father was also found passed out on the pavement nearby.
By: Dschinghis Khan with [14 lolz] http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23163513
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk
By: IndigoAK with [14 lolz] http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23165135
Denali, loosely translated means “The Great One.†Since its discovery by European explorer George Vancouver in 1794, Denali has stood proud as an example of the untamed wilderness of the vast Alaskan frontier. A symbol of beauty, majesty, and discovery.
I believe this stands in parallel with the Sovereign class starship. Our corp of engineers spent thirty years developing the Sovereign class; it houses the most advanced technology in the Alpha Quadrant. A symbol to all that the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet do not let their detractors prevent them from moving forward. The Sovereign class starship is a symbol of power, intelligence, and commitment.
When these things are combined with a commanding officer and crew who are nothing less than perfect examples of Starfleet personnel, you have a flagship. A ship that your fleet can rally behind when it finds itself in dire straits, a ship that your fleet can learn from when it needs to grow, and a ship that your fleet count on to always stand up for the ideals that Starfleet has defended for over one-hundred and fifty years.
It is my honor and my privilege as the United Federation of Planets’ fleet Admiral to assign Captain Khadence Leigh Diala command of the U.S.S. Denali henceforth on this day: June 9, 2411. Godspeed.
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