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  Yup, that makes it hilariously clear. : quadeh
  • hehe, old max's (facial)hairstyle is like the exact inverse of younger max's hairstyle. : quadeh
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  He jumps around like that now and he'll break a hip. : DM7
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    haha, but he is like 3 times the size now! : bakanoodle
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      Max Payne: 'Roid Rage : carbontree
      • I guess that is the side effect of all the pills he took in MP2. : bakanoodle
• http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/16/movies/16blart.xlarge1.jpg : spiderfill
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  I'm hoping this ends up like Fallout 3, where you have diehard fans stupidly boycotting an awesome game b... : Vincent Grayson
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    Doesn't this game take place in daylight? You can't have noir in daylight. : retarded talking dinosaur
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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noir_(anime) says hello. : SigENeaT
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        (anime), argument invalid : snuff
  • Because the diehard fans wanted FALLOUT, not oblivion with guns. That being said, I am completely hap... : YerMothah
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    I think the point is the game obviously won't be awesome. No publisher expecting a triple a game to be aw... : locater16
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      that's not true at all, publishers won't show screenshots of a game until they have finalized art and dec... : mikecyb
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        2k owns Rockstar dude. Besides, just because number 2 didn't sell doesn't mean they don't want this one t... : locater16
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          no, Take Two owns Rockstar : Korban
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            ^^ This, and Take Two also owns 2K. : bakanoodle
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              Arrgh! Too much people owning too much, I knew it was something with a 2. : locater16
              • haha, yeah it is kinda retarded. : bakanoodle
      • I have to say I kind of enjoyed the Max Payne movie. : datoo
    • It is being made by Rockstar. That is kind of their thing. : byorn
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    The case with Fallout 3 was a huge gameplay change from 3rd person RPG/strategy to an FPS RPG of sorts. ... : DrWaffles
    • Exactly, they didn't just make some random game and then add the Fallout name to it, they were clearly di... : ovrlrd
    • this seems like it will be the opposite. gameplay staying the same but the setting and everything else c... : mikecyb
  • Fallout still looked and felt like Fallout, though. Add to that going from 2d isometric to 3D FPS and it... : GeorgeB3DR
• This new Max Payne game is practically guaranteed to miss the mark : retarded talking dinosaur
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  I dunno, I kinda like old MAX, stick a couple of handle bars on that 'tash and he looks like me, never a ... : silentbobuk
  • they should have asked you to voice it! : bakanoodle
• IAWTP : bolneze
• They are gonna blow this bigtime. : jonin
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  All right, enough with the anti-hype. I love the gameplay of both Max Payne games but the "noir" was adol... : gooblerampling
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    I don't like Max Payne being a beefy bald dude. He is more interesting as a character as a drug-induced ... : bakanoodle
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      I think i'm just going to pretend he had a mental breakdown, changed his name to alan wake, and started a... : marku5
      • hmm, Alan Wake DOES look more like Payne then this muscly bald guy. : bakanoodle
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      Absoloutely and the noir stuff, who fuckign cares if it was cheesey, does EVERY game have to be Gears of ... : abrasion
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        apparently it does. I wonder if there will be health regen too :O : bakanoodle
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          The twist in this one is that halfway through the game Max finds a power suit that let's him either go st... : SenorSpine
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            Or MAXIMUM PROSTATE that helps him not pee all the time. : PointlesS76
            • I lol'd : slackshoe
    • HITMAN - THE DRUGGIE CHRONICLES : Megara9
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      Hell I was pissed when they changed the character in MP2. He went from goofy looking wise-ass to generic... : yourGarbageMan
      • ...Generic business man? He was a detective and looked it. : ArcKnight
      • Yeah, that sucked. 2 might have improved the gamepaly somewhat but 1 still had a better story/characters/... : locater16
  • The "noir" was supposed to be a farce, they just rode the line between very bad and farce a little to fin... : locater16
• I read a preview of the new Max Payne a little while ago, and it was jizzing over such insane effects lik... : Rag and Bone Man
• Still buying it day one. I welcome the different setting and I'm curious to see Rockstar's take on the ch... : Pettytheft
• The funny thing is if this was a rehash of MP1 or 2 with modern graphics, that'd be enough for you. When ... : Tawler
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  ...and how do they lead off with shots not showing Max flying through the air - at least once? Maybe the... : GeorgeB3DR
  • Its in - they're expanding on the euphoria stuff from GTA4 so you can shoot while using the other hand to... : 60days
  • yeah they should just scrap the whole thing and start over. : Lawgiver
• IAWTMPIMO : punchdog
• OH HEY ARMY OF TWO I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EA FRANCHISE LOLOLOL : SpaecKow
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  The Max looks like re-verse. It's uncanny! : RogerDandy
  • I've heard this from like 3 places now :( : re-verse
• Dude looks like a greasy ass cook in a truck stop diner. : jahulio2
• Rockstar makes good games, with good characters. This will be a good game, and a good character. : 60days