Morning Discussion

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• Whoa, it has everything! : CrustaR
• that's ridiculous. : edgewise
• haha... it locked up this POS PC I'm on at work. : Shadowdane
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  That guy is a meme by himself. He makes all these church flash sites just like this one, each one more ov... : stuka
  • http://www.sharperfx.com/ fuck yes : boring gegtik
  • And based on the intros, this is what I think happens inside the churches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... : stuka
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    http://www.sharperfx.com/nb/ : Yanks
    • still my favorite : Foxhawk
    • FUCK YEAH This is shirt-rippingly-goats-blood-smearingly inspirational. : d fluke
    • I like the mime one. : not work safe
    • hahaha holy shit : virus
    • haha holy fuck : moshman
    • isnt that some music from the first metal gear solid? : HisKillSkill
    • hahaha the womans face at the end looks like she's receiving his mighty staff : nodebug
    • Haha, that's the fight music from The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay!!! : eiopa
    • ADVANCING THE KINGDOM!!!! : xxiv
  • http://www.sharperfx.com/ haha these are all great : kanix
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    the mimes are, by far, the most awesome http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index3.htm : tashtego
    • fucking lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW7pX3Jw5SA&feature=related : askedrelic
    • That is utterly brilliant. I'm crying laughing here. : hawkeye
    • HOLY FUCK : virus
    • WITH QUICK REFLEXES. : Moonbase Commander
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      Holy shit I am going to convert : OverloadUT
      • Oh god I keep watching it and it's better each time : OverloadUT
    • i'm crying : moshman
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      Mime church? Wonder what the choir sounds like. : voodooraze
      • I think we just heard it! : OverloadUT
    • IN A WORLD : melkore
    • get ready to be catapulted to a new dimension of worship : Luminair
    • hahaha how can this be real : khaosman
    • Is that Optimus Prime speaking? : Phreakin
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      I looked up K&K Mime a few months back on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW7pX3Jw5SA Not gonn... : Serpico74
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        they make good money Im sure : two50six
        • There are other gospel mimes out there, so maybe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckN6dT0Wyo4 Burlier, ... : Serpico74
    • Tears were shed. This was awesome. : ant_hillbilly
    • This just gave me a Jesus induced seizure : two50six
    • This is epic. I need to go buy whatever it is they were selling. : MercFox1
    • hahahahaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH : Downforce
    • hahaha god im losing my shit over here : SockMonkeh
    • Even god is impressed with this one. : wellesraphael
    • this is the most interesting thing I've seen in a week : Slowtreme
  • I figured this had to be related to all those other eXtreme site intros (many religious) that were popula... : DinK
  • he is making fun of these people by taking it this over the top. i love it. : d0pamine
  • I need spinnaz on mah God site. : Godhatesfatpeople
  • holy shit this guy is incredible : DrFlammable
• jfc : boring gegtik
• the need to redub that with main title of The Rock. : kanix
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  is this the same guy that did that christian mime site? : DonkeyPopsicle
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    yesss: http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index3.htm : DonkeyPopsicle
    • 0_o : skelom
    • LOLOL this is too good! : d0pamine
    • aahahahah : delataur
  • YES YES IT IS : halophoenix
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  After that intro i feel compelled to join. : pimpium
  • the power of flash compels you!!! : xxiv
• holy shit : ass-street
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  I feel like I'm ready for battle now : grandmasterlee
  • I'm ready to watch some football. : drazz
• i'm dancing : WhatIsThisFor
• holy crap : carnivore
• * J A P A N E S E S E I Z U R E R O B O T S ' D * : DJ Clipdat
• It is like GDI (God) vs. NOD. : bombay
• These remind me of those cut scenes in the old arcade games in between battles. They are SEIZURETASTI : zipper76
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  I linked that on tumblr and it made its way all across the tumblr universe into whatever you read and now... : sgtsanity
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    Congratulations, but are you sure you were the first chain in the link? : rock elf
    • There was a big thread on this a while back, and I'm pretty sure sgtsanity is the one that linked it. : Serpico74
• That is the most epic thing I'll see today. : hawkeye
• oh god.. this is so awful it's turned into awesome : Fredrik S
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  Hah hah WTF, weren't they paying attention when Jesus was all "be humble and walk around with sandals and shit"
  
  Okay I may be paraphrasing but that Jesus guy was totally a pothead. You know he talked like that.

  Apr 21, 2009 10:11am PDT
  Hah hah WTF, weren't they paying attention when Jesus was all "be humble and walk around with sandals and... : Dynotaku
• Looks like a teleport gate from UT99 : Dave-A
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  It feels like those pregame animations you see before football games. I half expected the NFL logo to pop... : PointlesS76
  • amazingly enough, the NFL promos are 100x more subtle than this guys' work. : edgewise
• holy crap, i just had 2 open at once. i think i'm going to be sick. : waxthirteen
• LETS GO TO CHURCH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!! : virus
• this guy needs to do commercials for 24.. : g0nk
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  I think Michael Bay directed it : skelom
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    hahahaha! Cant wait for the sequel: International Congress of Churches and Ministers 2: JESUS ON FIRE : VictoriouSecret
    • truly EPIC : skelom
  • aww whoops : burning eye
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  did anyone else read all the text in the deep movie trailer voice : eyegeegeewhy
  • Yes. : Sebastian-TEC
• it needs to blow up at the end : [fry]
• Holy Red Bull tripping Christ I am super charged for the Lord. : trove
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  SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYYYYYYY : xxiv
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    lol this is exactly what I thought : delataur
    • The key question is did you pay for the whole seat but only use the edge? : dafugg
• they need movie voice guy : crummynz
• It just kept on going. : Sebastian-TEC
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  I bet this is what fucking Space Marines see when they log onto their consoles and when Dreadnaughts powe... : kikilupo
  • For the Emperor! : DM7
  • you just got LOL'd : MercFox1
• Reminds me of the work that darude.de guy did. I think its darude, I dont remember the site has been arou... : two50six
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  hahaha... holy shit. This reminds me of that K&K Mime flash intro from a few years back. : bitter ego
  • lol : nova_x
• Oh fuck yeah! the Micheal Bay of web design. : burning eye
• http://www.sharperfx.com/nb/ : Warlock
• lol amazing : Mmmmmoo
• That was intense. Jesus : semaphore
• lol I keep playing through all of the intros on this guys site and the sound is scaring the shit out of m... : haiku
• gaudy shit : Godhatesfatpeople
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  haha does he just throw crap in there just to show that he can do it? That's awful. : Scotty22
  • That stuff isn't hard to do at all. I think he is just overly inspired by movie trailers and the motion g... : haiku
• This just made the rounds among the design and development teams at work. Thanks for making our day! : mathyou
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  http://www.2advanced.com/ better than those sites. Be sure the fully explore the site, as well as the... : GoodBoy
  • Be sure under "Site Navigation" to check out all the entries there too. :) But yeah, that wacky churc... : GoodBoy
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    oh god 2advanced is why people hate flash and hate the web : haiku
    • standby: digital atmosphere... loading...... : Downforce
    • absolutely yes : Yanks
• holy, wow. : bakanoodle
• that shit is mad hype : burningpantsman
• Someone needs to hire this guy to make something for the Shack. : Vincent Grayson
• And here I thought masturbation was a sin... : smegmar
• awesome..... : dozrzor
• this just makes me wonder what 2 has been doing lately : CoRDS
• Hahaha...needs some explosions and terminator soundtrack music! : r3ckless
• holy shit. I feel compelled to believe in God and follow Jesus Christ himself. : Goblin au