That means I've got less than two days to beat 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand before my self-imposed Friday deadline. Fortunately, I finished up Cryptonomicon last night, so I've already hit one of my goals. Now I can focus entirely on getting 50's skull back!
Honestly, I find it a tad worrisome that I'm enjoying games like 50 Cent and Bikini Samurai Squad as much as I am. Are they really, genuinely, truly enjoyable and entertaining, am I enjoying them ironically, or have I just lost my mind? I can't tell, but if college taught me anything, it's that the truth is probably a mix of the above.