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  I'd let her turn my chess term into a lewd sexual reference. : Rotten Deadite
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    she said no, but i still hit that en passant : fletch_
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      you're far too attractive to know what that term means without google : Deathlove
      • are you coming on to me? i like to smoke pot and play chess poorly leave me be : fletch_
  • damn it =( : zakazi
• Bishop too pointy. : Phil
• Lip balm?! Man what? : hawkeye
• I'd let her rush my bishop : zakazi
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  I think my rook just moved diagonally. : dumb.
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    thats illegal you know : MoreVespeneGas
    • That's what makes it feel so good. : dumb.
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  you guys are pedos : FPSDavid
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    Didn't realize 21 was the pedo age now : zakazi
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      she looks 14 : FPSDavid
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        why don't you keep your sick little fantasies out of my thread!!!! : boring gegtik
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          more like ur sick fantasies, i roll 17+ : FPSDavid
          • in my head she's 21 so it's completely legal! You're the one claiming pedo! : boring gegtik
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        Who cares how she looks? It is her actual age that matters. : Evil Benius
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          So you'd bang a "hot chick" that was 18+ but looked 6 or 12? lol : FPSDavid
          • lol you so got him. : SpaecKow
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            6? You mean a midget? : Totenjaeger
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              Well, whats your answer? : FPSDavid
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                Stop gaying up the Shack, poindexter. That's my answer. : Phil
                • ^^^^^ Best advice you can get. Follow it, embrace it. : kikilupo
                • phil I love you : Horn
                • Phil, I couldn't agree with you more... : flagg209
                • bow down FPSDavid and spread those ass cheeks, you just got * P H I L ' D * : Korban
                • I think it's time for a new round of Shack Tee's. Because this quote needs a home. : trevis
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            I think you are taking things a little too far there. What are the chances that an 18 year old is going t... : Evil Benius
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              I think you're taking things a little too far here. You're accepting a premise in an FPSdavid post and ru... : SpaecKow
              • I just like him to see he is an idiot sometimes :P : Evil Benius
          • i went to college with a girl that looked like she was 12. she was still cute and so the answer is yes : FrayLo
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            you look like you are 12. i dont know why the fuck you're even talking. : synapse19
            • shit, son. : boring gegtik
            • chill, brogirl : FPSDavid
      • So do you : fishbone
      • Looks 14 but is actually 21 FTMFW. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • /m\ hot pedo nerd /m\ : Big Luke
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    being that she is 21 in age, and you interrupt that as 14, i think i know who *really* has the issues : m0rfus
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      Where are you guys seeing her age? I clicked like 3 diff links and didn't see any mention of it, not that... : FPSDavid
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        wtf dude?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Rudolf : m0rfus
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          Interesting. Anyways, I'm baffled that these two pictures are the same chick: http://improbable.com/wp-c... : FPSDavid
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            when you google image her that is by far her youngest looking picture. im guessing it was taken in her te... : handofthrawn
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              Yeah, but they don't even look remotely similar. The 2nd pic (older) is hot, glasses and all. : FPSDavid
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                Do you always fail to recognize someone when they get a haircut and take off their glasses? : electroly
                • *SUPERMAN'D* : Totenjaeger
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                  Are you telling me that if you saw those two pics w/o context, you'd think they're the same? : FPSDavid
                  • same person i mean : FPSDavid
                  • No. However, I do know they're the same person, and can see the obvious similarities between the two. T... : electroly
                • Clothing is a factor, too. She dresses like a librarian in that second shot. : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Yeah is there a way to tell when that picture was taken? : handofthrawn
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  she's totally hot and fuck you FPSDavid : electroly
  • I agree. When I first saw her pic, I assumed she was at least 20. FPSDavid is whoring it up for attention... : ateam311
• I'd let her show me some new mating positions. : riptyde
• She has that whole English Rose thing going on OH GOD WANT TO RUIN IT WITH MY DIRTY FOREIGNER DICK. : SpaecKow
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  she's fuckable. david has queered up another thread. : [fry]
  • can we get a postbot to autopost this to every thread he participates in because it would save trouble ov... : boring gegtik

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• Me plz! : illwill18
• mesa plz : uncle slappy
• Yo! : boarder2
• me!!!! : pgharavi
• yup yup, me. : ebackbone
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  damn... : the username you want
  • double damn : extrahappyturtle
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  I've got 5 invites as well. First 5 to reply, SM me your email address. : ZeroSignal
  • Can I have one please? : Cowburn199
  • please sir!? : nodebug
  • me me me me! (well ok. not me, but a good friend who wants one, does that count?) : ysbreker
  • me! : melt_core
  • Would i be number 5? : FuryVII
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  How long does it usually take for the email to arrive? : Cowburn199
  • Note: Invitation emails will be sent out once an hour. Depending on their email service it may take up to : ZeroSignal
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  remind me where I see how many invites I have (or don't have) : valael
  • http://beta.quakelive.com/beta/add/ : ZeroSignal
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  4 invites going spare, reply here and SM me your full name and email address : scottythejock
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    Me me! : cruncht1me
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      sent : scottythejock
      • Thanks! Still waiting on the email although : cruncht1me
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    ooh please! :) SM'ing you now : steve_o
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      sent : scottythejock
      • thanks now to play the waiting game for the email server :D : steve_o
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    trying again :) : monikerdaven
    • need you to SM me your details : scottythejock
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    me me me! : mattfl
    • sent : scottythejock
  • Ok, Monikerdaven fails, 1 invite to go! : scottythejock
  • all gone! : scottythejock
• I as well have 5 invites, first 5 to PM me some FPSDavid approved NWS, your name and your email get them. : FPSDavid
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  5 here too. First five get it, once you see that you are one of the first then please SM me your first an... : freshyk
  • I would like one please, freshyk. : Big Luke
  • pretty please! : the username you want
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    Hook a brother uuuup! : asylumn
    • How am I supposed to that if you can't follow basic instructions and send me the info I need? : freshyk
  • oh here : ssj4megaman
• CINCO INVITES AQUI! first 5 to sm me with full name and e-mail gets them! : r3dn3ck

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  So my question is, what happened to the pets traveling in the luggage compartment... : gyrfalcon
  • I think you know the answer to that. : re-verse
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    luckily it was only a small flight, so hopefully there were none. hopefully. :( : thecray
    • BREAKING NEWS: Unapologetic airplane pilot causes the death of 3 cats and 1 dog. : zehh
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    It looked like from the video that they actually removed as much stuff as they could from the plane, and ... : mysled
    • Yeah, I've worked at an airport for six years now. Live animals transported in the cargo bin doesn't actu... : ShoCon
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    The fish will be fine : bolus
    • In the Hudson? lol : d fluke
• Someone buy that man a beer! : pigvomit
• amazing, now let's see the video so we can reprogram the simulators. : Enigme
• He lives in my town : yosemiteclimber
• Geese don't step : Boxelder
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  Chesley Burnett Sullenberger III. What an goddamned awesome name. : DrWaffles
  • Sounds like a new promotion from Burger King. "Buy the Cheeseley Sullenburger, for a limited time!" : mmogger
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  I can't wait to see the information from the Flight Data Recorder and Cockpit Voice Recorder. : cjcharv
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    i don't think we need that to piece together what happened - assuming the pilot is correct, there was a d... : FrayLo
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      I just want to see the awesome landing he did. : cjcharv
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        ....how would you get that out of the Data Recorder/CVR? : FrayLo
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          oh you're saying you want to get the data and have someone create a video simulation of it based on the a... : FrayLo
          • RRRRight.... : cjcharv
    • double bird strike double bird massacre. Right wing journalism strikes again >:( : ieGod
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    That's exactly waht I thought, Voice Recorder. : bombay
    • *radio noise* Obi-Wan: Use the Force, Ches. : d fluke
  • Everybody chill the fuck out. I got this. : K1Bond007
  • "FUCKKKKK we're all gonna die people.......holy shit, we made it?! I just shut my eyes and crossed my fin... : niceguynick
  • "PUSH THE EASY BUTTON, THE EASY BUTTON MOTHA-SUKKA!...." "holy shit it actually worked" "sup" : deviantpaul
• And he has a safety consulting firm called Safety Reliability Methods, so he'll soon be rich beyond his w : ColoradoCNC
• Hail Purdue! : spazzium
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  wow..no plane has had a successful ditching without a fatality in 45 years. that's a sobering thought : deathofrats
  • Like I said, badass pilot there. : bombay
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    That's not exactly correct. For instance: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavian_Airlines_Flight_751 ... : evildanish
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      Unless "ditching" by definition involves landing on water rather than just crash landing, in which case y... : evildanish
      • Yeah usually ditching is going in to the water. : Evil Benius
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        No ditching means crash landing I believe it comes from making a ditch with the plane instead of a crater... : Crimsonbeak
        • Verb Infinitive to ditch Third person singular ditches Simple past ditched Pas : randomjgj
        • 99% of the time you hear a pilot talk about ditching a plane, he's referring to a water landing : riptyde
• He's almost too perfect! conspiracy theories incoming. : imperator
• He's the Man. He did everything exactly right. : randomjgj
• Would you kindly land the plane in the Hudson? ;-) : Tech T
• i'd fuck him : porp
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  holy fuck that page has the most annoying advert ever! http://www.shackpics.com/files/advertJPG_j1yl8h... : scottythejock
  • dude...I didn't get that ad, do you realize what that means?! : fishbone
• It's nice and all. Great guy. But what pisses me off is that people are calling that a miracle. Pilots... : zehh

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• Oh god it just keeps going. : ConfusedUs
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  how much : maulla
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    $45, i thought this was luxury stuff! : maulla
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      https://www.hitimewine.net/istar.asp?a=6&id=167173!1166 : maulla
      • Damn it, I want one. : FirstPersonCooter
    • It's filtered through diamonds, man! That's top shelf shit! : ConfusedUs
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      not bad for a neato bottle. : pyide
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        haha, it almost makes me want to start smoking again so I can make a bong out of it. you could totally ma... : pyide
        • http://www.bongspirit.com/bong/verified.html : Juno
    • I'd try a bottle at that price. Worst case, I pay too much for a cool glass bottle. : Arcanum
• Whaaaatttttt... : five_percent
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  Haha this is awesome. I'm gonna have to buy a bottle of that. : pigvomit
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    lol this keeps getting better and better. NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN IT! : pigvomit
    • That's the best part. IT JUST KEEPS GOING. : ConfusedUs
• omgwtfherkimerdiamonds! : ghostmac
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  I'm half way through this and WTF?! : IHATEDUST
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    This can't be real. WTF is he doing? : IHATEDUST
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      Good lord. Triple distilled through diamonds. Wtf.... : IHATEDUST
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        Get it right, heathen. QUADRUPLE distilled! : ConfusedUs
        • quad distilled, triple filtered through diamonds. lol : pyide
        • You get it right! I am not the one trying to ConfussedUs! : IHATEDUST
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  haha, you're paying for the bottle. I bet the vodka is average at best. : mindshot
  • but it's filtered through diamonds! Really, though, I liked what he said about people liking "tasteless" ... : Juno
• I might have to pick up a bottle : ColoradoCNC
• My first thought was: Ghostbusters 3 viral. : pigvomit
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  I almost have to believe this is a viral video for Ghostbusters the Video game or something....wow. : Normality
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    it has to be. There is no order information or anything. : deathofrats
    • This is the only thing that makes sense. : IHATEDUST
  • He's channeling Ray Stanz too... : five_percent
• how much do you want to bet that they originally were going to call it 'Crystal Skull' but got blocked by... : deathofrats
• I have actually seen the skull bottle in a few bars. Huh. : Delaric
• I don't know what's going on here but I like it. : the_burd
• http://www.ludwigsfinewine.com/r/products/crystal-head-vodka/?utm_source=google;utm_medium=base http://w... : zakk
• I'm... not really quite sure what to make of this. : dmason
• Double-you tee eff? : kallanta
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  I'm already signed up to buy this when BevMo gets it back in stock, but I might be impatient and find som... : BlackCat9
  • Sweet. I just bought a bottle from Hi-Time Wines, then looked on the receipt and noticed that they're lik... : BlackCat9
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  What the fuck is this? Cool bottle, though. How many fluid ounces can an adult human head hold? : focusdaily
  • Apparently 750. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! : theargent
• best for molotov COCKtails. : XchumpoX
• I thought they were joking on RiffTrax! : Lone Swordsman
• he died in a plane crash last month : deviantpaul
• I think there was some at the local liquor store. I should pick some up and give it a review. : The Key
• Oh no, please tell me this is a viral ad and he's not serious. Please. : The_Archon
• I can't find this in Australia :( : dafugg
• Is this like an hour? : dognose
• The vodka is real, and really an Akroyd thing. They sell it at the BevMo near my house. I'm sure the my... : Amadan

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  oh shit. fail. :( : razlebol
  • Is it that time of the month again? : dumb.
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  But SF2 was released in the guise of super duper special remix hd PLUS. Its been a while, maybe its time ... : Klebold
  • Well at least, this one got better animation and new characters. The super move system is also much bette... : razlebol
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  examples? : boomstickah
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    Well ken is now again a carbon copy of Ryu with only the 3 basic moves. All the unique kick moves he had ... : razlebol
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      I never played Capcom vs SNK. There are/were subtle differences between ken/ryu like for example, kens dr... : boomstickah
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        Of course there is still those minor differences. Ken was much more fun to play with the new additions. : razlebol
        • I always played him in those versions knowing that I was playing with borrowed time. Its pretty clear tha... : boomstickah
        • From what I've read, Ken and Ryu are still played totally different in SF4. : mancide
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      They have super type moves in addition to those 3 though don't they? : doctorbfunk
      • Yeah 2 normally. 1 super combo and 1 ultra move that can be done with full meter only. : razlebol
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  Thats the whole idea, sf2 was the awsome. All those alpha and snk remixes were meh. : Q-ball
  • Look how wrong you are. : razlebol
  • Alpha 3 was my favorite Street Fighter hands down. : melkore
  • The SF2 characters that made it into the Alpha and vs. series were generally still really good, it's just... : jimmy_legs
  • I agree, there's a fair amount of people that felt this way. They started to really overthink the franch... : kainen1
  • alpha 2 remains my favourite, followed by sf2t : boring gegtik
  • No, you're wrong. Alpha 3 is the best SF to grace the earth. : ieGod
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  All I wanted was parries : spiderfill
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    I thought they kept that in SF4? : mc-fine
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      Revenge moves instead of parries. It's pretty similar but easier to do. : razlebol
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        Err, saving system. Revenge is for the ultra combo. : razlebol
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          You mean Focus attacks? : pancake humper
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            Savings are part of the Focus system. : razlebol
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              Yes but I thought they were just focus attacks. There are reversals and focus attacks instead of parries. : pancake humper
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                "Focus Attack, FA, Saving Attack, SA: Focus Attack, sometimes known as a Saving Attack. This is from Stre... : jaa3rd
                • So it's not 2 different things then. Gotcha. : pancake humper
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  yeah, but SF2 is what MADE that series what is it. after that, it just got silly and shit. Just lik... : Antilles_Prime
  • I think Third Strike is the pinnacle of the series : spiderfill
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  So who's buying this game when it comes out next month? : c_man_tmt
  • ME MEMEM EMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEE : boring gegtik
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    I - Xbox 360. If I can find the tournament stick, i'll be getting that too. If I can't, I might have to ... : pancake humper
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      http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-Real-Arcade-Pro-EX/dp/B001GDONZS/ref=pd_bbs_sr_6?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=... : pancake humper
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        Yeah, I have 2 of those for the ps2. Excellent sticks. : razlebol
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          I really like how the Capcom TE stick has removable feet with threads so you can screw it down onto a tab... : pancake humper
          • The feets are not removable like the TE stick but you can easily mod it for that. There is a metal plate ... : razlebol
      • man that thing looks sweet but that is a lot of cash to drop on a new controller :\ : c_man_tmt
  • I am. PS3 : razlebol
  • me, xbox 360 : Dravenport

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• Did your heat go out or something? : Horn
• Not going to school today. Fuck it. You should leave the water open on minimum during the night if you... : razlebol
• If I thought my pipes were going to freeze I'd be fucking burning furniture in here and shit. Fortunatel... : DinK
• It's -26C here! (-15F!!) And that's without windchill! -32C with. :( At least my pipes aren't frozen..... : nevicata
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  -21F actual, -23F windchill here in St. Paul. : cyclonebee
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    sure is. hello fell St Paul resident. : jimmy_legs
    • Represent. : cyclonebee
• Wow I was going to complain that it's +26 in Dallas, but you northerners would probably be wearing short ... : Dynotaku
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  I'm going to brave the feel-like temperature of -33F to grab me another cup of coffee from the bagel shop... : helvetica
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    French toast coffee? I hope that comes with maple syrup. : digital_d
    • They have maple syrup cream cheese for the bagels but I've never tried it. They also have French toast ba... : helvetica
• 2nd day of it being -28F here (with wind chill at -40F). Yesterdays high was like -13F. Tomorrow is sup... : FirmButtstone
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  +41.8 °C (107.24 °F) mothafucka! I got burnt red from my 30 min walk to work, and my skin is peeling... : biofrog
  • Want to trade? Seriously. : dumb.
• It was colder than both the south and north poles here on wednesday, but Monday it's going to hit 0c (+32... : Vantage
• ive never felt anything as cold as today. windchill of 0. tomorrow is supposed to be colder, but atleast ... : feek
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  10F in hotlanta :( : kingfish
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    wow, really? lol! everyone must be freaking out down there. : FormerHPB
    • oh man it sucks, i blame Canada : kingfish
    • it was supposed to be 5F in tallahassee tonight, but i dont think that's the forecast any longer : feek
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      Dude, some of the schools were closed, I walked my dog at 6am and it wasn't that cold, there wasn't much ... : vov1n
      • oh we were in Disney one day last year in March and they closed schools. The guy at the monorail station... : FormerHPB
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        Anything under 60F is cold. : pyrogen
        • LOL not really, I was born in the Philippines and I didn't think it was that cold this morning, although ... : vov1n
• It's in the negatives here too. My heat wasn't working this morning. Luckily, it was just the ice forme... : FormerHPB
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  -18F, -30F with wind chill in Wisconsin : silent77
  • Yes. Yes it is quite cold here. : nevicata
  • About the same here in OH. : dudehoyt
  • Yup, the bank by my house read -18 here in Madison. : baronzemo78
• won't help you now but going forward if you know it's going to get that cold leave your bathrub running a... : redfive
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  12F in DC, all those suckers standing outside next tuesday are going to have fun. : gmd
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    11 right now in arlington according to iphone weatherbug. : xxiv
    • 11.5 : gmd
• see, I just dont even know how to conceive of somewhere that cold. its 10F here in the south in Tennes... : Antilles_Prime
• 39 in Denver, heading up to 56. ha ha! : riptyde
• Only -5º F right now. Things are warming up! : smoove
• -26C up in here (chicago)! I'm gonna go out and take pictures of the frozen-ass lake : snicker-snack 2
• It was -40ºC a few days ago in North Bay, where I was visiting for work. Not fun. Not at all. : ieGod
• 34F here, high of 66 :D : FPSDavid
• Seattle Is awesome, it's like 40 right now and a high of 50-something today. But that just makes up for a... : digital_d
• I really don't mind cold. : The Key
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  -1 in the bahamas : mr.sleepy
  • Below 100 amarite? : digital_d
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  -10 here. Yesterday was -18. : Thresher
  • Fahrenheit : Thresher
• Wind Chill: -39F : manero
• It's been about -5F here in Michigan the last two days, and both days coming into work the building has b... : intangir21
• We were hitting -40 C around here (Cold Lake, AB) back around Christmas. I feel your pain :( : Scoots06

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• I will watch all the Cowboy Bebop episodes again rather than a live action movie. : lacker
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  Mis-cast! I wonder who they are casting to play the chick? : Alco23
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    Maggie Gyllenhall : Bean
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      She can play Ein, the dog. : ArB
      • Holy shit. : d fluke
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  i wonder if he'll use the same clothes he wore in Constantine, The Day The Earth Stood Still and the firs... : five_percent
  • he'll use ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME : r3dn3ck
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    Don't forget Johnny Neumonic. : Haku-Jin
    • Ah yes, forgot that one... although it was probably through trauma suppression. : five_percent
• at least he already knows kung-fu : r3dn3ck
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  I can't really think of anyone who would be a better pick. Spike is the least "animated" animated charact... : pyide
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    Ya, but Keanu CANNOT pull of the sly, uninterested, coy smirk before he kicks someone's ass. : anhero
    • This is the important part. And the cigarette that gets all beat up during the fighting that he saves ti... : IHATEDUST
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  There is no way to turn this into live action. : Cheeziologist
  • there's a way, there's just not a way to make it better or necessary. : thebigbeefsandwich
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    They already did. It was called Firefly. : Frank_Mackey
    • The Cowboy aspect, perhaps, but Firefly sure as heck had no manner of Bebop. : Home Nugget
• that is fucking awful. arrrrgh : cygnus
• It doesn't matter who they picked. All the anime nerds would have shat themselves either way. : Ellissd
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  What is Cowboy Bebop. Based on the name I always thought it was some kiddy cowboy cartoon crap. I could n... : bozer
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    Cowboy Bebop is probably the only anime series I ever finished watching. Really short, 21 episodes I thin... : Ellissd
    • signed on every point. : fatman
  • Have you seen Firefly or Serenity? It's kind of what spawned Firefly. : Modica Sol Solis
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    It's a series of short stories about a group of bounty hunters that contains awesome action sequences, mu... : DrWaffles
    • The X-Files type episodes (ones that didn't deal with the main plot or character development) were awesom... : Sailor of Fortune
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    It's about bounty hunters in space. It's a very fun show with great visuals and music. : NastyJack
    • Hell yea the jazz theme rocks. I learned that bass line after I heard it. : c0bra
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    It's like Anime except good. : sgtsanity
    • your prose is concise and to the point, you are a wordsmith, a master of the craft. : lasercat
    • *Wide grin grips monocle* Well done, well done. : drbriefs
  • Yeah its usually like this. then people post something like "omfg cowboy bebop is awesome! why didn't any... : Hoax
  • It's like Firefly, a kung-fu movie, and jazz all put together. : Prozium
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  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... : DrWaffles
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    ^^^ the only correct response : Cliffzorz
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      KKHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN would also have been acceptable : Cheeziologist
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        ^^^obligatory dead guy response : conandan
        • too soon? : r3dn3ck
  • ^^ This is how I feel. : breadsticks
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    Also, live action :-(. Oh well, I'll still go see it. At least Watanabe is going to have some involveme... : DrWaffles
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      If this turns out to be good, I will eat an entire plane. : DrWaffles
      • I also. I call The Elysium Fields. : AxeMan808
• Weird, I can kind of see that working, kind of. : re-verse
• It could possibly work. Possibly. : ColoradoCNC
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  I'm assuming they're only going to use the six main episodes (Ballad of Fallen Angels, Jupiter Jazz 1/2, ... : Modica Sol Solis
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    He isn't bouncy like Ed, no, but the particular episodes you mentioned are the few episodes that actually... : breadsticks
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      god, who the fuck could play ed. seriously. that's a monumental feat, casting someone for ed : Modica Sol Solis
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        Someone young and flexible : packav
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          I just hope they don't cast someone with a voice as annoying as hers :( : DrWaffles
          • I hope ed doesn't get many speaking lines. i am imagine a sort of mousey quirkiness and interplay between... : packav
          • >: : Modica Sol Solis
        • Isn't that what we're all looking for, though? : ColoradoCNC
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        Shia Labeouf. I've never even seen the show, but Shia is in everything. : uncle slappy
        • Yeah, I can see him playing a chick. : Totenjaeger
  • Spike is very expressive, it's just that everything is subtle. One thing Keanu fails at and what makes hi... : anhero
• I have mixed feelings on this . . . Keanu . . . . just isn't cool enough to pull Spike off. hrm ... : fuzzydamnit
• hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : mr.sleepy
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  Who else could pull it off? : Richese
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    I can't think of anyone who has the right look for it more than Keanu. He might be questionable in terms ... : Modica Sol Solis
    • problem is that reeves cant really act. he usually has one face void of emotion that is his multi purpose... : Hoax
  • any tall lanky smart-ass. I'd take a softer spoken young bill walton for this role anyday. : anhero
  • Jason Stathem : kenmis
• I think it could work, sure. : Deathlove
• Why...are they even bothering to make a live action version? This makes as much sense to me as video gam... : Begawkiness
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  THERE IS NO GOD. : Yanks
  • They shouldn't even bother making this film, why would they do this : Yanks
• gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay : askedrelic
• that''s not even a bad choice it's just a gut-wrenchingly mediocre one : DeBurgo
• WHAT THE FUCK NO : GloriousCow
• I HAVE NO WORDS TO TELL OF MY HATRED FOR THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS : johnwissinger
• hahahahahahaha, perfect : Marauder IIC
• That doesn't piss me off as much as the fact that they are bothering to produce a live action version of ... : dopeman
• http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u84/thekerosenekid/failboat.jpg : halophoenix
• actually thats pretty much the perfect choice : klearlyunseen
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  Well... I'm just happy that it's getting some exposure. Hope it doesn't get Departed'd though... where... : miasma(&)
  • you're somehow assuming it's going to be any good : Yanks
  • Infernal Affairs was much less good. : TShandy
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  I don't know why, but it seems like Keanu Reeves has to be cast in certain Sci-Fi movies. The obvious an... : TShandy
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    I meant, because of the Matrix, but it goes all the way back to Johnny. : TShandy
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      I think it actually has to do with his personal preference. : miasma(&)
      • God, I wish someone would talk him out of it. There's a whole category of movies whose premise I like, y... : TShandy
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  Thread Hijack So with all the bitching an complaining going on in this thread, who would you have wan... : Rag and Bone Man
  • it's not about keanu. I do not want them to try and ruin cowboy bebop by live actioning it : Cheeziologist
  • Uhm, someone like Sam Rockwell? Someone relatively young looking who can smirk suavely. : SpaecKow
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    Hugh Jackman : noodleboy723
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      No no no, Hugh Jackman as Jet : noodleboy723
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        Ugh no. Michael Ironside for Jet. (Although I haven't seen him recently, he may have aged too much) : genom
        • ^^^ This man knows what's up. According to IMDB Ironside is only 58 so that may work. : ErikTehRed
  • ewan macgregor from trainspotting might be able to pull it off. : anhero
  • It's a stretch, but James Franco might be able to pull it off. : dopeman
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    Vin Diesel : pyide
    • Vin Diesel (as Riddick) as Spike. : guido anchovy
  • It doesn't matter. You just can't win when you're dealing with a massive group of nerds. : Ellissd
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    Cillian Murphy. He has the gaunt, pale, charming guy thing nailed. : lyme
    • Not bad... : five_percent
    • And if you can't get Cillian, there's always Eddie. : guido anchovy
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    Fey: Eva Green Jet: Mickey Rourke Spike: ... no idea : locater16
    • Eva Green is too frail for Faye. And for Jet I want Common in the role. But he might not be gritty eno... : Modica Sol Solis
  • Alec Baldwin. Have you seen 30 Rock? Phenomenal. : Tawler
  • No one. This movie should not be made. Adapting books into video? Fine, sometimes that works out. Ada... : Grumbeld
• Oh well, at least the soundtrack will be good. : kallanta
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  I love CB, but Spike is FAR from a tough role to play. He barely has any lines and has one facial express... : byorn
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    Keanu cannot convincingly smirk or flick a cigarette. : anhero
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      lol...this isn't Shakespeare. He can handle flick a cigarette. : byorn
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        Constantine proved he can handle cigs : grabbie
        • I am now watching Constantine because it's awesome. : yosemiteclimber
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        Keanu was actually really good in Much Ado About Nothing. : owtwerd
        • You must be high. Reeves took an utter bastard (the most fun type of character in Shakespeare), and made ... : willy359
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        Everyone who saw him as Hamlet in a stage production thought he was pretty damn good. : MurrayTheSkull
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          iirc he has most shakespearean plays memorized word for word : Modica Sol Solis
          • And he can spew them out in a monotonic drone like some kind of Shakespearebot. : dumb.
        • He's hilariously bad in Dangerous Liasons. "The play is quite fine, don't you find?" He sounds like a s... : Grumbeld
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      I highly doubt he'll be a smoker in the movie. Hollywood doesn't really go for that like they used to. : Perturbation
      • Thats such a large part of the character. He better damn well smoke. : ant_hillbilly
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        He smoked a ton in Constantine, see no reason why he won't in Cowboy Bebop. : Modica Sol Solis
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          Yeah he might; and I hope he does. Though Constantine was rated R and CB will probably be PG13. : Perturbation
          • The Cowboy Bebop movie wasn't, this probably won't be either. : Modica Sol Solis
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  Whoooaaaa. : Skoal^Fyfan
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    Wait, this the first "whoa" in a Keanu Reeves thread after all this time? I'm surprised! : DrWaffles
    • I know right. I even double checked before I posted! : Skoal^Fyfan
• That's it, put me on suicide watch. : Kaerof
• I think that's a good choice! : NastyJack
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  oh wow... sooo bad. no no no no no, not him as spike... anyone else but him : -=kodiak=-
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    Peter Falk : guido anchovy
    • lol columbo in space! that would work!!!! : -=kodiak=-
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  I don't get it. Why are we upset about this? : Da Username J00 Want
  • Cowboy Bebop is IMPORTANT : Lunaran
  • nerd rage : RikiTiki2
  • is upset the right word? is anyone here really upset? its a bad casting for a movie everyone should expec... : Hoax
• haha so will it be better than live action dragonball? : fathertime
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  They should have cast Will Smith, to make up for the whole Matrix thing. : Splinebastard
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    wtf spike spiegel is not black. : proclone1
    • Err no, but Will Smith was the first choice for Neo in the matrix, and Keanass was second. I figured if W... : Splinebastard
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  I like keanu reeves :( : EagleSweet
  • He's not that bad. I mean he's good in silly roles which is what Spike is so I'm not sure why everyone is... : NastyJack
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    I like him too. I think the way he acts is more natural than most actors. I can relate to it anyway. : ArB
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      People really don't get him. I am not gonna say he's amazing; however, I think everyone calls him wooden ... : Toth21
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        agreed on smith but as much as i loathe cruise and his antics you are deadwrong about that little doucheb... : Hoax
        • I agree that he's been miscast a few times, but I'll wait and see how this one turns out. : ArB
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          wait are you saying will smith can't act beyond a certain spectrum, or tom cruise can't. because i comple... : Modica Sol Solis
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            sorry i wasn't clear (its early), smith can't act beyond a certain spectrum. he is the kind of actor that... : Hoax
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              I guess I don't agree. From The Pursuit of Happyness, Ali, Seven Pounds, and The Legend of Bagger Vance, : Modica Sol Solis
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                I think its a valid point you make, that isn't necessarily completely opposite to my view. he doesnt g... : Hoax
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                  You didn't think he carried the movie in The Pursuit of Happyness? I mean, it was his movie through and t... : Modica Sol Solis
                  • Yeah he did well in that (didn't he get a golden globe or oscar nomination for that?) but that was not a ... : Hoax
                • Have you seen Six Degress of Separation? I still think that was the highlight of his career. : ieGod
            • I'd equate Will Smith's acting to your grammar. That was the hardest reading I've done all week (and I've... : boomstickah
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      you trying to say that you are emotionally dead? : Hoax
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        What I'm trying to say is that he's not, he just doesn't express his emotions as "exuberantly" as a lot o... : ArB
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          I get that, and as i said it works in some characters he's been casted. the problem is he plays every cha... : Hoax
          • No, I didn't see it. : ArB
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  http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n100/BrittneyDee_2006/281x211.jpg : ghostdad
  • Oh, I didn't expect that. That's a very good choice in my opinion. : brickmatt
  • Yes, kenanaeau from 20 years ago would do an ok job : johnwissinger
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  Huh why the hate? Who is more fitting? He looks perfect for the role to me. : d3tached
  • I agree. : sKetchflow
  • Not to mention if it wasn't Keanu Reeves this movie probably isn't getting made to begin with. : Ellissd
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  now I can't take the movie seriously anymore. his blank stoner stare taints everything. : aldraek
  • You could take the movie seriously before? : Arcanum
• Anime purists will want to wait for the DVD - Japanese dubbed with English subtitles :P I have zero in... : Prototype
• WHAT THE FUCK : liquidlies
• Auto-fail. : Ride-My-Rocket