Morning Discussion
It's hard to believe that next week is Christmas. Seems like that one just snuck up without much warning--I really need to start my holiday shopping sometime soon.
And while yesterday was an unexpected explosion of news and trailers, with the holidays coming so soon, things in video game land are rapidly calming down. In fact, that Fight Night Round 4 trailer was apparently EA's last media blast of the year.
But don't you worry your pretty little head. Nick, Maarten, Steve and I will be keeping a watchful eye, ensuring that you've got a heads up on the latest gaming news. We'll also be indulging our desire for sweet things, like candy, ice cream, and brown sugar ham.
Mmmmm, ham.
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WE repost.
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Last week I received the best WE ever.
My wife had an odd look on her face when I came home from work. "Are you gay?" She asked.
Although my wife questions my sexuality on a regular basis I was intrigued at what had created the latest query.
Then I saw it.
A simple, nondescript brown box on the kitchen table. I went to examine the box in greater details and quickly found the reason for my wife's idea that I loved the cock.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33405398@N06/3111310345/
In a flash I recalled the origin of this cruel reminder of my hidden secret.
http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18607885#itemanchor_18607885
How could she know? No one outside the shack new of my affection for the gentle prince.
I felt a bulge in my pants and proceeded to open the box.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33405398@N06/3112144040/
Could it be? Someone had found the long lost ancient Persian tome, Dong's de Persian? The fabled text had a great and perverse reputation for detailing intimate portraits of Arabic shlongs.
As the throbbing continued in my nether regions I cautiously opened the card.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33405398@N06/3112144984/
It must be! The Dong's de Persian would finally be mine.
I eagearly tore into the package like a ravenous man devouring all 12" of his first giant prick.
As the package revealed itself I came in my pants as I realized this was not the fabled text but something much much better.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33405398@N06/3111313447/
Dumbfounded, I explored it's inner contents.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33405398@N06/3112147890/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33405398@N06/3112148766/
It was more then I could bear. I collapsed to the floor the only sign of life in my body the towering obelisk in my pants. A solomn reminder of my love for both the Prince of Persia and the best motherfucking WE sender ever ra1n!!!!
I can't believe the generosity of ra1n!!! This is the best WE ever. If I ever meet ra1n I will show him my true appreciation in a secret way only known to the Prince of Persia and myself.
Thanks Shack!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33405398@N06/
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