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• It'sa Me! Maaario! : MagicWishMonkey
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  what's that quote from? : PapaBoo
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    I see what you did there. : hatelull
    • Nothing personal, but I hate these replies :( : Fish_Bulb
  • some game...dont worry, you wouldnt like it anyway : steve_o
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  Hi! I'm Daisy! Hi! I'm Daisy! Hi! I'm Daisy! Hi! I'm Daisy! Hi! I'm Daisy! Hi! I'm Daisy! Hi! I'm Daisy! ... : boring gegtik
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    see also Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Lookout! Hey! Listen! : kenmis
    • Oh dear God... : heartsauce
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  Avatar! Know that Britannia has entered into a new age of enlightenment! Know that the time has finally c : dirge23
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    I remember this so well. I just received my first sound card and this was the first thing I heard. : jonin
    • the intro movie and the opening scene set up the game perfectly. : dirge23
  • ^^ scared the crap out of me the first time I heard it (room was dark and the speakers were up WAY too lo... : grandmasterlee
• They were all Dead. THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS! Unit Lost and of course the omnipresent motherfucking : hatelull
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  Get out of here, Stalker............... : tomservo
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    I said come in, don't just stand there! : kaankasim
    • So annoying... : heartsauce
  • Black Raven, Black Raven. Circling above the gray. : AhmNee
• #include <milkmanconspiracy.h> : Deathlove
• "Get out of there, it's gonna blow!" will forever make me laugh : Begawkiness
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  AK-47s FOR EVERYONE : intangir21
  • we need shoes! : brainchild420
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  QUAD DAMAGE! : zen2k
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    ..my Q3A fave was always "HOLY SHIT!" probably 'cause I didn't hear it applied to me that often... ;) : mn3m0n1c
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      That's UT. : NFXFSX
      • El Wrongo. : ezkilla2
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        Holy Shit in Q3 is when a flag carrier dies on the verge of a cap. : jet-poop
        • are you sure? vanilla q3? i never heard that? : doomed
• in FFVI when you first run into atma weapon... I am as ancient as the cosmos...pitiful creatures...go : flagg209
• Impressive, Snake. Alternatively: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!! : nevicata
• You Spoony Bard! or Agent, Ready. : mindmann
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  Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world! You cannot begin to imagine what you've set in motion... : zerog83
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    All your base are belong to us : blindi0815
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      Misreply :( : blindi0815
      • No, its a fitting reply. : coyoterys
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  Zetta slow! : Masem
  • That guy had the wackiest lines ever. : omnova
• I saw a mudcrab the other day. Filthy creatures. : dirge23
• "Rip Burger, you're dumber than dirt!" : ADSliv
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  "Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my co : genom
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    Yeah good call, rates high up there for me aswell. Finding it hard to remember many Deus Ex ones thoug... : steve_o
    • Jesus Christ, Denton! is what Simons will say if you sneak in and cap the guy while Simons interrogates h... : hatelull
  • Winner. : swimteampie
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    "I speeeel my DRINK!" : magistersmax
    • Wow, didn't mean to stick that there. And someone beat me to it. Shit. : magistersmax
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  "Yoga Flame!" "Yoga Fire!" : Ziz
  • "Tiger!" "Tiger!" "TIGER!" TIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERTIGERUPPERCUT G... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  BARF! : ChibiJosh
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    Also: The President has been captured by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president? : ChibiJosh
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      Also: RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! : ChibiJosh
      • Do you mean, "Wise fwum yourw gwaaaave!" : ADSliv
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  "Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost!" "My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books - "Th... : DrWaffles
  • Haha that last one owns. Just replayed it last month. : sasoi
• "HAHA! So I kicked him in the head until he was dead." : RogerDandy
• GET OFF MY TRAIN : deadfish
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  Thief: The Dark Project Spoiler: "Did you think those Ancient phrases were mear words Manfool? LOOK A : Rag and Bone Man
  • I was going to say this. : baronzemo78
• stay a while and listen : grandmasterlee
• How appropriate. You fight like a cow. : dirge23
• GET OFF MY TRAIN : deadfish
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  You must gather your part before venturing forth. You must gather your part before venturing forth. You : Bold
  • cut and paste fail : dirge23
  • Oops, cut 'n' pasted that typo! "Party", of course. : Bold
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    Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!! : dirge23
    • SQUEEE! : nodge69
  • To battle.... and victory! : Whistler77
  • By far my favorite gaming quotes are in the BG games, but they're custom sound sets I made with my brothe... : DinK
• "It's a secret to everybody" : grabbie
• Rise, and shine Mr. Freeman. Rise, and... shine... : Thomas Hace
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  m m m m m m m multikill : feek
  • err monster kill : feek
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  Not in Crackdown, but it should have been: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=13892163#itemanchor_138921... : Dave-A
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    You just made me read that whole thread. :( : Bull
    • Those were good times! I loved that game : Dave-A
  • Remember: Skills for kills, agent. Skills for kills. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• "Fire in the hole!" : x4nth3
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  according to my post history I've posted this twice before in various threads, but I like it so much it g : kungfusquirrel
  • how the hell would Marius have ever done that, stupid archangel : grandmasterlee
  • Nice one! Tyrael is a badass : action roommate
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  Casualties. Also, "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE" : intangir21
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    lol. Grunts in Halo were great. At one point I was creeping along in one of the dark flood filled are... : Agrona
    • "DOWN IN FRONT!" : Ride-My-Rocket
• Run you pidgeons! It's Robert Frost]i]b : kenmis
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  ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!! ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!! ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!! ICARUS HAS : PeanutsEnvy
  • I was thinking of posting this. : DHAvatar
• TOO SOON! : action wombmate
• get in position and wait for my go : feek
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  "Want some rye? 'Course ya do." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHKKq7kMF8w : grabbie
  • Damn, ya beat me. You must have thrown the drink in the plant. : Totenjaeger
• "Rise and shine Mister Freeman.. rise and shine." : jingletard
• I HUNGER!! : dirge23
• I'm not putting my tongue on that! : Demius
• H-H-H-HEADSHOT : Vincenoir
• "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle." "I am Error." "It's time to kick ass and chew... : brainchild420
• "The subject did not survive interrogation" And of course... War. War Never Changes. srsly, how can : Toraz Chryx
• Anubis wins. : nevicata
• My life for Aiur And pretty much every voice snippet from StarCraft : action roommate
• "Whut can I du forrr ya?" : baronzemo78
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  BOOMSHAKALAKA! : rosewood
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    HE'S ON FIRE! : mindmann
    • IS IT THE SHOES? : MrPim
• "WANT SOME RYE?!?! COURSE YA DO!!" *pour* : Schnapple
• TOTAL CARNAGE! : Xin Jing Client 1a
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  TOO SOON! YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON, EXECUTUS. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTRUSION? : action roommate
  • TOO SOON RUSTBLADE! : nurglich
• C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER : zakazi
• Conglaturation !!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go a... : Schnapple
• Grenate licht! : Delaric
• GOURANGA! : MagicWishMonkey
• "You NWahh!!!" : baronzemo78
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  "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." : Flying h4x0r
  • Wake up, Mister Freeman! Wake up and... smell the ashes. : dirge23
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    Did he even speak in the first one? : steve_o
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      guess who never finished the game : dirge23
      • for fucks sake, ofcourse! :P : steve_o
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  "Stay awhile... Stay FOREVEEEER!" Maybe because it was the first time I had heard speech in a computer... : aaarrrgh
  • The scream as you plummeted off the bottom of the screen was AWESOME! Man, Epyx was the real thing! : AxeMan808
• "I can't use that here." I'll put that to good use. : das_runt
• "Hmmm, I'm thirsty" Green: "I don't think you should drink that; It looks bad for you." "Nonsense. It m... : guigr
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  I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YA : Thisispol
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    THAT WAS LEFT-HANDED! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Good old RA : skitfish
      • Fail. Original C&C. : NFXFSX
  • Somewhat related: "Your command is my wish" : quanta88
• Caesar 4: Plebs are needed! Black and White: Villagers need more wood! Gauntlet: Blue wizard is : hawkeye
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  Beware, I live. RUN COWARD! : retardhumper
  • I used to love playing that shit in the local grocery store as a kid : jonin
• I've always liked Minsc. Butt-kicking! For goodness! : mmogger
• Warrior needs food. Badly! : .frame
• "Looks like I hit the tree, Jim" : grabbie
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  "Look behind you, a three headed monkey!" : exigence7
  • MI1? : deadhorse
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  you must gather your party before venturing forth. you must gather your party before venturing forth. you... : wtf242
  • IAWTYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYPBVFYMGYP... : nodge69
  • :D :D :D :D : xsoulbrothax
• NEED A TELEPORTER HERE! NEED A TELEPORTER HERE! NEED A TELEPORTER HERE! NEED A TELEPORTER HERE! : m0rfus
• "Only my weapon understands me" : deadhorse
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  FIRST YOU WILL BE BAKED... AND THEN THERE WILL BE CAKE! : mn3m0n1c
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    is this super mario rpg? : Fish_Bulb
    • PLEASE REPORT TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE TESTING CENTER. WE HAVE BAKED A NICE CAKE FOR YOU. IT IS MOIST AND : mn3m0n1c
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  Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. : DonkeyPopsicle
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    So many great ones in AC. Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix : dirge23
    • yes yes yes yesssss : feek
• Coins detected in pocket. Intruder alert! Intruder alert! The humanoid must not escape. Kill the humanoid... : AxeMan808
• "Anyone who drinks from that well won't be needin' a light to take a midnight piss." "You cut with the d... : Finestaut
• I HUNGER!! RUN! RUN! I LIVE! : theargent
• DAMN YOU AVATAAAAAR. DAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU : icon_of_syn
• I HAVE NO WISH TO HARM YOU! /beats guy to death with his own arm :D : deadfish
• This... is my boomstick! : anhero
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  Pretty much every line from Dawn of War. Especially the Orks and Space Marines though. "An open mind : cptn.peachfuzz
  • "I have awoken" : needlez
• "The princess is in another castle." : changejar419
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  War. War never changes. : action wombmate
  • War has changed. : omnova
• HADOUUUKEN! : Xanthos
• My favorite quote from BioShock: You think you gonna finish me in here, you old fruit? The other saps : notd665
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  The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy... is at peace. : indosauros
  • ^ This! : yAak
• "Ahhhh, FRESH MEAT!" and "Stay a while and listen." : bugsY
• STAY AWHILE. STAY FORRREEVVEEERRRR........ : Ariakus
• http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234704/quotes eot : jigstah
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  It's blood, CHRIS' BLOOD. : jigstah
  • My what????? : MorrisatCNN
• "Not Enough Time Units!" - X-COM: UFO Defense "This creature sleeps beyond the flow of time/But the futu... : RevRaven
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  Pretty much all quotes by either Duke Nukem or the main character in Shadow Warrior. : silent77
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    how many of duke's lines aren't directly plagiarized from action movies of the 80s/90s? : dirge23
    • If this number is higher than 0 I would be disappointed. : daedraug
• Bernard: Hey, Dr. Fred! We have to DO something! Dr. Fred: What do you suggest, college boy? No diamond : Dimmona
• Finally, a boss fight! : omnova
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  I just locked an open door... strange, yet symbolically compelling. : Kaerof
  • Also: God, don't do it! Please Don't! Glory to the Many *Shotgun Blast* ARRRHAHAAAA I am a voice i : Kaerof
• "Paul! I thought you were in Hong Kong." "You can wax on, wax off all you like. I'm still... kickin' you... : BlackCat9
• "Want some rye? 'Course you do!" : BanjoBoy
• Forgive me for asking, but I can't be expected to remember each person's name. Unless you become another ... : zerog83
• "War. War never changes." : coyoterys
• I have been trying to think of one all day and nothing is coming to me. : Evil Benius
• Bury me with my...money pretty obscure, if anyone remembers this, much kudos will be bestowed. : deathofrats
• It's the Hero of Kvatch! : busdriver3030
• "Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!" : senseimoron
• "Schtay a while and Lischen!" : hirez
• "Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my co : hirez
• Dubble Dibble! : systatic
• It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum. : givemesnacks
• "The descent had destroyed me... and yet, I lived." : lakren
• We're ready master. I'm not ready! : TreMetal
• It's a high pitched sound Hot rubber eternally pressing against a blackened pavement A wheel is forever... : cpt_gloval
• SHAZBOT!! : whistletits
• Hey look at that. Look at his fucking shoes. ah man, his fucking shoes came off! : oc3lot
• "Hey! Here! Catch! (ca-chunk)" Dwarven Mortar Team : MaverickOrig
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  "Who made you king? I didn't vote for ya!" Human Peon : MaverickOrig
  • Do lines stolen from Monty Python really count? : Totenjaeger
• "We found a witch! May we burn her?" Human Peasant : MaverickOrig
• "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" Human Pesant : MaverickOrig
• ZUG ZUG : wendigo
• "Second floor basement...?!" : airmaus
• "You'll take meh' blunderbuss when you PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!" Human Rifleman : MaverickOrig
• "Maybe you should get a strategy guide." "Click me, baby, one more time." "You don't get out much, do y... : MaverickOrig
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  "Hey, you in the shirt!" : MatthewPhillips
  • awesome game : Dschinghis Khan
• awwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnU kick : quadalupeupe
• De-lie-ted to, SIR! : Robotic Puppy Eater
• "Want some rye? 'Course ya do!" Always a classic. : Totenjaeger
• You spoony bard! : Solar Jetman
• Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine p... : MaverickOrig
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  "Oooh, I'm all aquiver" "Pheer my leet skillz" "Let's move. Five meter spread, no sound" "I'm more tha... : MaverickOrig
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    Know any games besides Warcraft? : BlackCat9
    • "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the con... : MaverickOrig
• You're not welcome here : Korban
• "You have no dignity." : rgoer
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  HOSTAGE RES-HOST-HOST-HOSTAGE RESCUED ... COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN : Juno
  • I loved it when they said "Hostage down!" There was emotion in his voice like he knew one personally. : crummynz
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  any number of company of heroes unit responses "I'd razzer shot zis ammo zan carry it awound" : Foxhawk
  • Conrad, tie your FUCKIN' laces! : crummynz
• "I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!" : melt_core
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  Anything said by HK-47 ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CqpGfWrmc4 : Mr.Finkster
  • Observation: You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with you... : Mr.Finkster
• Arise from your grave. : Agrona
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  I speel my drink! (Deus Ex) : Killrig
  • Also, anything from System Shock 2. : Killrig
  • "IT GAVE ME LEMON-LIME!" : notd665
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  Stand up there you go you were dreaming. What's your name? Not even last night's storm can wake you, ... : braaains
  • I had forgotten about the opening, that really was a very good intro. : m0nkz
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  "Daboo." "Loktar." "Zug Zug." "We're ready master. I'm not ready!" "Your sound card works perfectly."... : uglysad
  • I am a mechanical man. : ZTac
• Go for the eyes, PapaBoo! Go for the eyes! : r3dn3ck
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  "Holy Shit!" - Quake 3, just because it caught me off guard the first time. : Conan
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    I think you're wrong with this one Señor Conan, it was in fact Unreal Tournament : r3dn3ck
    • It was both. : pyide
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      Q3, when preventing a flag capture: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwN5eOMPrLw UT, after a monster kill ... : pyide
      • oh, that was ut2004. here's an actual UT99 video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myRInDF13iA : pyide
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      it was in Quake 3, when the flag carrier was killed within a few hundred game units of scoring a cap : rgoer
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        It also comes up when doing an insane kill. Like killing someone in mid-air with a grenade. : Godhatesfatpeople
        • That's the exact moment I remember. And I died right afterwards because I was laughing. : Conan
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          Or when you railed some dude in mid-air from halfway across the map. also, http://www.shacknews.com/laryn : mn3m0n1c
          • Oh, and Iliked it better in Q3A than UT/UT2004 because the dude in UT is like a (bad) sportscaster, he sa : mn3m0n1c
• Your sound card works perfectly! : Fayk
• This don't look like the lincoln tunnel, sam. : DinK
• "I realized the moment that I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned : IndigoAK
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  r-r-r-rapid fire Can anyone figure this one out? : crummynz
  • Jazz Jackrabbit : eldersveld
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  I SAID COME IN DONT STAND THERE I SAID COME IN DONT STAND THERE : smax
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    I hate that guy. : IndigoAK
    • I still think Mr. "Hello Hello" Scientist beats him >:( : Malku
• schtay awhile, and lishen : EvilDolemite
• Not the most, but hasn't been mentioned yet: "Planet: [name]. Ambient temperature: [temperature]. All ... : xsoulbrothax
• "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a ra... : Aragoat
• Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman! : sgtsanity
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  Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my cor : Bean
  • you are GOD DAMNED RIGHT. your song is not ours. glory to the many. : Downforce
  • "Help me.... can you help me please? They hurt me... soooo bad" : pukerat
  • Bean takes the cake. I'd do a lot of things to get a real, real System Shock 3. And i didn't even play ... : Aztiel
• Not without my buddy Superfly! : elosorojo
• Damon Baird: Hi boys! Marcus Fenix: I could smell you guys from a mile away. Damon Baird: Hey, why don'... : funnynamehere
• "it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum" : dumbacid
• I know it's been said already, but YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH YOU MUST GATHER Y : Vantage

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  Jesus. Looks like she went on a meth binge and lost around 40 pounds. : coolbreezr
  • Yup. she needs food stat. : plunkymeadows
• New haircut? : d fluke
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  is that a faint moustache in the first pic? : prime8
  • hairy is beautiful : DJ Clipdat
  • It is, and it's not faint. : Godhatesfatpeople
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  for some retarded reason girls get it in their head they have to cut their hair super short as a change, ... : xxiv
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    it's because when we go to get a trim, salon people say stuff like "long hair doesn't suit you, you need ... : jenisthebest
    • i will crusade with you to save girls this pain. anytime i've had a gf come home with a short haircut i a... : xxiv
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      There's also where X ex-boyfriend just loved your long hair, so in a moment of irrational decision making : Frozen Pixel
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        that's what i did last time. well, i didn't butcher it myself, i went in and said "cut it all off". : jenisthebest
        • bald chicks r so hawt. : cerealSAM2
      • People really do this? : Lone Swordsman
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      Long hair is always better than short hair. No exceptions. : ieGod
      • So true. The only reason for a woman to cut her hair is because she no longer cares if she's attractive t... : dirge23
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        Halle Berry. : Bamtan
        • Thank you for proving my point. http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/halle_hair31.jp... : ieGod
        • ...would look better with long hair than short hair, because long hair is always better than short hair. ... : dirge23
  • We need more girls getting this in their head. : Evil Benius
  • Women under 40 who cut their hair short should just cut the shit and get to eating box 24/7. : Rauol Duke
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    My wife feels the need to do this. Women need to realize that short hair is just never as hot as longer h... : bozer
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      except that's the exact opposite of true : eeeealmo
      • men have short hair. women have long hair. : dirge23
      • Wait so you're saying short hair is hotter then long hair? Do you like dudes or girls that look like dude... : bozer
      • in bizarro world : greydog
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  That's sad. She used to look fantastic. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • What? What the fuck are you people talking about? Are you blind or insane? : woddemandred
• she looks like lead singer of american rejects when she's so skinny :( : quadalupeupe
• who's lana? i see dave navarro. : j0nchan
• Yeah, she could use a cheeseburger, but she's still a damn fine looking woman. : Frank_Mackey
• bad styling, she's still way above average though. : Silent Wolf
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  maybe she look like that as chun lee : grabbie
  • Chun Li looks like: http://sikander.shackspace.com/KristinKreukIsChunLi.jpg : sikander
• is that the former hot chick on Smallville? : Skoal^Fyfan
• i think she looks cute : RikiTiki2
• Whatever the fuck she's wearing is really taking away from her attractiveness. First picture creeps me ou... : Ellissd
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  am I the only one that find this look insanely hot? :( : nomaad
  • Prob only you and phil : risimage
• LOL she got the katie holmes hair cut, what a silly broad : Luminair
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  michael jackson's transformation is finally complete : [fry]
  • hahaha : Godhatesfatpeople
• Reminds me of San Fran lesbians that groom that faint mustache. : stuka
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  Who's Lana? : CrustaR
  • Kristin Kreuk ("Lana" is her character's name on Smallville) : RikiTiki2
• She got hotter! : FPSDavid
• Nice mustache pendejo : melt_core
• Well, they do say black is slimming. But if you are already slim, do you really need it. : Totenjaeger
• those pics are too big : arizona bay
• Kristin Kreuk, Bobblehead Edition! : action roommate
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  i like the 2nd pic : Chandler55
  • not so much the first pic : Chandler55
• looks like Michael Jackson : jayares
• I think she is very hot. I likes : ghost hacker
• first picture looks like http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/zachary-levi-2004-abc-all-stars-summer-p... : Chandler55

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  So is it time to re-finance? : indosauros
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    yeah i need to know this too...i just got a loan in Feb of this year....do I really need to refinance alr... : kainen1
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      I just refinanced to 4.5% : nukewinter
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        30 year fixed? 4.5% would save me a good chunk especially with my PMI removed. : gmd
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          Yep 30 year fixed through countrywide :) : nukewinter
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            I have 5.375% right now, but at 4.5% and my pmi removed that would be $300+ a month saved, so basically m... : gmd
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              Yeah, i'm psyched, my payment is down to $371 a month atm. Making this place cheap as shit to live now a... : nukewinter
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                $371 total? jesus christ:( : gmd
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                  christ jesus that is backwards ass shit : conandan
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                    seriously wtf, mine is $2065 right now. : gmd
                    • gmd getting proper fucked : conandan
                • Well I do live in Greeley, CO so it's not like real estate prices are king of the hill here : nukewinter
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            just a normal refi? no equity out? how did you get 4.5%, as the lowest i can see on their site is 5.125 : hirez
            • 4.5 after you yell on the phone : gmd
            • Rates seem to have spiked back up, I guess I got lucky. I just called and asked for rates and they said ... : nukewinter
  • Yes but will your home appraise for the amount you need to refinance? Thats my problem. : baron calamity
  • Yeah. If you can find someone to lend you that worthless money, yeah. : melt_core
• Fun fact: Alan Greenspan is no longer the chairman of the Federal Reserve. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... : FlatlineDixay
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  What does this have to do with Greenspan? : yoonix
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    look at the chart. : m0rfus
    • could you also explain how he pwns : snicker-snack 2
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      and? : yoonix
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        here is a picture: greenspan > bemanke in producing more and not reaching the all time as such now : m0rfus
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          I'm sorry but what? Did you forget about this whole recession thing we have going on? : yoonix
          • dude, he said "bemanke" : dirge23
        • No it doesn't. : vigilante
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          What? : magistersmax
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            Apparently Greenspan is superior than Bernanke because of the higher interest rate. : yoonix
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              And Greenspan had nothing to do with the circumstances that caused this downturn. Even Greenspan doe... : vigilante
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                go ask him, it was his plan from the get go : m0rfus
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                  Are you even trying to make sense? : yoonix
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                    I'm going to go ahead and guess it's just stupidity. : magistersmax
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                      he called him "bemanke" : dirge23
                      • I know, that's part of the reason why. : magistersmax
                      • Haha, oh, man... on my screen "rn" and "m" looks the same. Didn't even catch that. : yoonix
                    • Im going to blame the pot plant. : conandan
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                  His plan to destroy the US economy? I don't have to ask him. Henry Waxman asked him in a Senate hea... : vigilante
                  • yeah, he basically said "Im sorry" : conandan
                  • i ♥ u guys. : m0rfus
• http://www.theonion.com/content/magazine/im_totally_broke : EvilDolemite
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  I think we're turning Japanese. I really think so. : vigilante
  • I already used that line, sorry. :( http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18717845#itemanchor_18717845 : yoonix
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    wtf is this turning japanese BS, yeah I know the song, thought it means masturbation but I just don't und... : proclone1
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      the japanese famously cut interest rates to 0% : dirge23
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        ...and it was catastrophic. : melt_core
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          Whatever, we're fucked anyway. Might as well go out with a bang. Honestly I think we should just start... : yoonix
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            I don't think you can ask people to pay you if you already owe them : conandan
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              "forget our debt and we'll forget to nuke you" : dirge23
              • lol : nyranger66
        • the Nikkei lost only 82% of it's value, hehehe : riptyde
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      Japan went to 0% to stave off their economic collapse and held it there for 6 years. http://www.usatoday.... : yoonix
      • ahhh gracias. wow, 2 straight answers as the first 2 replies... now I'm scared. : proclone1
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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_asset_price_bubble : vigilante
      • Shit yours is better. : batkiwi
    • http://www.google.com.au/search?q=japanese+financial+crisis&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:u... : batkiwi

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  Last week I received the best WE ever. My wife had an odd look on her face when I came home from work.... : baronzemo78
  • haha, that's great. : aethyr
  • Good job ra1n!!! Like the prince, you are both a gentleman and a scholar, and perfectly capitalized on th... : tashtego
  • I wish ra1n was black so we could all call him Chocolate Ra1n. Sweet WE! : risimage
  • very nice WE : .ka`boom.zZz.
  • hahaha, that's awesome : MagicWishMonkey
  • hahahaha HOT : tomservo
  • lol @ the prince of persia cum dump : conandan
  • LOL that is awesome-o : Silent Wolf
  • wow... that's great. : voodooraze
  • haha, the expense was so worth it just for that address label : SiW.
  • That is good times : Slowtreme
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    we call your cum dump the "persian gulf" : Dave-A
    • HAHAHAHAHA : tomservo
  • hilarious WE. : DJ Clipdat
  • wow nice : chungathebunga
  • hahahha, best WE this year so far. : ant_hillbilly
  • hahahaha so awesome :D : GBeer11
  • hahahaha nerdgasm : virus
  • lol.....see this is why WE is always awesome and people should shut up : kainen1
  • haha awesome : Mmmmmoo
  • Heh....fitting. : thejm4n
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    Haha. There's a hole in that CD for you to fuck. : Rice-Rocketeer
    • too wide : blindi0815
  • awesome! : deject
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    haha, nice. Though I haven't ever done WE, this seems like a straight Xmas gift and not WE-ish at all. ... : DinK
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      And so it begins. : DarkWolf5
      • He's totally right. But it's still an awesome gift. : DrZettl
    • Pshaw. Whatever. I buy my White Elephant something every year. : Rice-Rocketeer
    • I disagree due to the history behind it. : thejm4n
    • This is why we can't have nice things. : ra1n
  • nice. : socksta
  • holy shit massive score!! : Megara9
  • LMAO. holy shit this is epic awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Downforce
  • I would have at least thrown a dildo in there for you too. : Githyanki
  • kickass! i lol'd : doomed
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  Glad you liked it! : ra1n
  • Yeah, I've been playing for about 4 hours so far and it's fun. I see people's criticisms of the game but ... : baronzemo78
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  bump because this was awesome and very generous. : baronzemo78
  • You should post the anonymous message I first sent you, I can't seem to find it. : ra1n

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  What a fucking unacceptable that is to make. The new presidency is off to a banging start. : AlexXdude
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    I am literally vomiting my brains out : boring gegtik
    • I think this is my favourite post of all time. : Bull
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  Then... when do you use 'My... and I'? I still don't understand that. : jayacheess
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    I think it should be "my sister and me." Take out the "my sister and" part and it should still read pr... : Rotten Deadite
    • Er, "He gave me the opportunity to start..." Heh. : Rotten Deadite
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    remove "X and" from the sentence. John and ___ like hamburgers --> ___ like hamburgers --> I like hamb... : boring gegtik
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      so it's wrong to say "me like hamburgers"? fuck you. : waxthirteen
      • haha : fishbone
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    "My sister and I love the cock" : ninjase
    • Perfect, practiced usage. : Merconium
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  uh what? "My sister and I" is perfectly valid, it is condsidered the more polite form. : moshman
  • oh wait, i wasn't considering the sentence structure : moshman
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    no it's not. it's "my sister and me" when it's in the predicate of the sentence. : electroly
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      You are the giantous nerd I have ever met. : mwasher
      • don't be jealous mwasher : electroly
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      bs and if it's not, it sounds painfully wrong : the city
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        i'm sorry but you are wrong, the city. refer to any grammar book you'd like. : electroly
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          show me a link. further, i can buy that it's what is 'official' but ultimately doesn't matter because it... : the city
          • i'll go ahead and back up and say i buy action wombmate's explanation. however, i think it doesn't mat... : the city
      • No, you are wrong and he is right. Think of it this way if you take my sister and out of the sentence do... : bRAINsick
  • What would a Briton know about English? : action roommate
  • WRONG. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • Looks like someone doesn't know their English. : ieGod
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    GET HIM BOYS. : ieGod
    • <cue tank audio> : Merconium
  • Go back to school please. : lechuck59
  • WHAT A FUCKING RETARD, BRING DOWN THE GRAMM-HAMMER!!! : SatansFist
  • We would've accepted calling it "perfectly cromulent". : Bold
  • as subject yes; as object no. : Agrona
• Slow news day...Did you hear that the Arrested Development dvd set is on sale at Amazon for $30? : Godhatesfatpeople
• After some thought, I can understand why journalists (or at least this one journalist... er... blogger...... : Rotten Deadite
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  i was always taught "my sister and I" was the proper way, not "my sister and me", which sounds hillbillyi... : .ka`boom.zZz.
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    Depends on the sentence man. "My sister and I went to the store" is correct. But so is "The store gave my... : MaxPete82
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      Easiest way to think about it is to pull out pieces and see if the sentence still sounds right: My sis : riptyde
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        thank you. wish this was explained in schools : dantastic
        • LOL it was... that's the exact way I learned. : SatansFist
        • It is. : Bold
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    Do they not teach this rule? It's really easy. Just take out the "my sister and" part and see which one : electroly
    • (the long explanation that doesn't involve "which one sounds right" is that you use "me" in the predicate... : electroly
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    "My sister and I" can still be correct, it just depends on the context. For example: "My sister and I... : action wombmate
    • Me think you're doing it wrong. bizarro : ThomW
  • Likewise : MagicWishMonkey
  • I = nominative case = subject of verb me = accusative case = object of verb : dirge23
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  I can't wait to see Marley and I. : emcea
  • what : Begawkiness
  • ol' pirates yes they rob I... sold I to the merchant ships... : dirge23
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  I have to admit, mixing up "me" and "I" is one of those things that is extremely grating to me. I can't h... : Chris Remo
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    for me it's "less" and "fewer" that drives me batty. it's 10 items or FEWER motherfucker! FEWER. : electroly
    • This really gets to me too. I get annoyed every time I am in the checkout lanes at Target... They're a ... : mathyou
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      but you couldn't have less than 10? : ninjase
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        no. you have fewer than 10 items. items are countable, so it's "fewer." : electroly
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          would you have greater than 10? bascially why wouldnt the logical operators "< x" or " > x" work? : ninjase
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            This is what I don't get. Strictly speaking, in discrete mathematics you'd still use less than or greater... : ieGod
            • Its because English wasn't designed to make sense. Some of the rules are so completely arbitrary. : hadronflux
            • fewer/less depends on the units on the number. if the number doesn't have any units, it defaults to "les... : electroly
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          "less" applies to either number or degree. : dirge23
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            but not a number of items? what about a number of grams or something? : ninjase
            • "The traditional view is that less applies to matters of degree, value, or amount and modifies collective : dirge23
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              grams are not discretely countable. you can have 4 grams or you can have 5.3682567 grams. so it's "less... : electroly
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                fewer is only used for countable objects. "i had fewer water" is never correct. but that doesn't mean tha... : dirge23
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                  while i agree that using "less" with countable objects is frequently used in common english, i disagree t... : electroly
                  • i'd be willing to look at citations from respected grammar books if you have any : electroly
    • I once went off on that and the guy I was dating went and got his mom's OED and then her Strunk and Whit... : perstephanie
  • Remo, I'm never showing my wife this post because she will leave me for you. :( : Deathlove
  • i love you. every time you post this shit i giggle. : dahanese
  • I'm going to lay myself down! : lechuck59
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    I get a nervous twitch when someone uses "i.e." when they meant "e.g.". : crummynz
    • this gets me. I think the other way around happens a lot, too. : Agrona
  • I could of care less myself!!! : MikkleThePickle
  • ^^ Video game journalist j/k : malevolence
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    My peeve: people who write "lose" when they mean "loose" and vice versa. : shyguy74
    • you loose : r3dn3ck
    • Oh god that bothers me so so so much. : perstephanie
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    yea i hate that two : ninjase
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      (i know what your talking about) : ninjase
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        Its not funny to joke about this. : dirge23
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          joking about this used to make me sick but now it makes me good, excedera : ninjase
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            you loose : shyguy74
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              axe me something else : ninjase
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                for all intensive purposes this thread should die : grandmasterlee
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                  agreed, its mindbottling : dirge23
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                    you shouldn't use grammar as your escape goat : yakz
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                      you shouldnt use your superior grammar as a battling ram : Katarn3279
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                        I could care less what you think : Merconium
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                          keep it down guys! im going to lay down. : mjcrash
                          • for all intensive purposes i could care less about what your going to give too my brother and i : ninjase
    • Sew wut r u sayeen? : Godhatesfatpeople
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    *ENGLISH MAJOR'D* : kainen1
    • yeah no shit good christ haha : the city
  • Lay and Lie I am not good with, but I make really strong efforts to be correct with there, their, they're... : not work safe
  • Yeah, it really really really bigs me. It's a lot worse when they say "I" where it should be "me" than th... : perstephanie
  • It just sounds completely terrible when me hear it Chris, me hear it. : ejectorpod
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    no one ever taught me lay and lie and there's like the four people in the world who will kill you for mis... : Agrona
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      I'm going to go l.... rest. : skizl
      • exactly :) The book was l... ... on the table. : Agrona
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    "good" and "well" . Nobody does anything good. : On the Brane
    • Ug, so shack grammarians: "I am well" -> correct or incorrect? I prefer "I am good" (noun copula ad... : Agrona
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  http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/ : FlatlineDixay
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    "White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so reli... : Godhatesfatpeople
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      still, getting shot is quite an annoyance : dirge23
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        It makes jerking off harder : Godhatesfatpeople
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          it makes jerking off harder than what? Jesus! You people and your terrible grammar and incomplete sentenc... : itsjames
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            You really should capitalize the letter "i" in the word "it" at the beginning of your sentence. Also, I ... : ejectorpod
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              computer fonts have eliminated the two spaces thing. I still do it, though =\ : Agrona
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                I'm not sure what font you use in your browser, but mine still requires two spaces and so does any other ... : IndigoAK
                • HTML strips out the second space. <-- I just typed 20 spaces after that dot : crummynz
            • I request that you use two spaces. The more observant among us will notice that HTML always condenses mu... : electroly
            • I actually do the two spaces thing, but it gets stripped! : itsjames
    • hahaha, the Remo post above makes this absolutely perfect : MagicWishMonkey
    • that's racist : Katarn3279
    • Do you know why white people* aren't as annoyed with “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.�... : Vantage
  • "Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread." Hahahaha... : Vantage
• who the fuck cares. how hot is her sister : Utopia
• Politico : sgtsanity
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  i was always corrected with "____ and I" so i dont know wtf is real : dantastic
  • nobody expects canadians to speak correctly anyway : electroly
  • I = subject, me = object. This does not change no matter how many persons you are paired with. I fucked... : lechuck59
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  P O T A T O E : loboca
  • boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew? : r3dn3ck
• I'm worried about him for entirely different reasons: I've heard he's asstastic as a school administrator... : Bold
• Yeah but in Rasta grammer, using I for me is fine - http://www.hulu.com/watch/40968/saturday-night-live-d... : snuff
• That is not the change I voted against. : rosewood

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  Hi frontpage! Makes sense to some degree though, but it really depends on the person. : breadsticks
  • I hardly ever read the frontpage... :( : Maddog_Delphi97
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    Does it really? Would you say the same if a company refused to hire people who drink beer? : Arcanum
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      Is it against any laws to discriminate based on lifestyle choices? I know it is if it's based on race ... : Maddog_Delphi97
      • I didn't say it was illegal. : Arcanum
      • its only illegal to discriminate against protected groups: gender, race, disability, etc. : MisterPhoton
      • pretty sure its not. : swoopx
      • Not necessarily. You can very much not hire someone who is a drug user for instance : ninjase
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      Apples to oranges. I drink beer, and I recently quit WoW (for the third time). I can say, without a dou... : fishbone
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        WoW affects the work performance of some people, but not others. Beer affects the work performance of so... : Arcanum
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          True, but I would bet WoW affects the work performance of people at a lot higher rate then alcohol. : swoopx
          • [citation needed] : mrvandelay
        • There are a lot of casual or occasional beer drinkers; in fact, almost everybody is a casual drinker. Th... : fishbone
        • Yes, but I'd say the average person doesn't really know WoW, only the craze that surrounds it. Compared ... : breadsticks
    • Maybe if you stayed up late worknights drinking beer, and read the beer forums at work, and checked out b... : SenorSpine
• I can't imagine why anyone would ever think that mentioning video games is a good idea on resumes, even i... : umcpwintermute
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  Why would anyone mention WoW on a resume to begin with? : Godhatesfatpeople
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    So a lvl 80 warrior with all purples isn't an achievement/award that should be listed on a resume? : Prozium
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      Maybe if you plan to work at Olive Garden. : Godhatesfatpeople
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        oh man, I love the bread sticks at Olive Garden! : HojuSimpson
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          Now you know they were made by a lvl 80 warrior with fat purple lootz : Godhatesfatpeople
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            I guess that explains just how...epic they are. : HojuSimpson
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              DUN DUN DUUUUUN! : Godhatesfatpeople
              • lololol : Maddog_Delphi97
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      HAHAHAHAHA Fuck no. Unless your employer is a super WoW player that shit will only look stupid on a resum... : Big Luke
      • Did you actually think I was serious? : Prozium
• LOL. : Fyunch Click
• according to some guy on the internet : kill9
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  I bought the $1.29 WoW DVD today at Blockbuster 14 day trial. Is it gonna get me hooked? Installing now... : Melll
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    You'll be shitting in socks in no time. : Godhatesfatpeople
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      ok done installing, bye bye for now : Melll
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        ok WTF 713MB PATCH : Melll
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          It's an MMO with constantly changing and evolving content. Did you really expect it to be ready to go str... : Prozium
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            I dont know, never played an MMO before. This will be my first. 2% complete now :( : Melll
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              There are probably multiple patches to d/l too! When I tried it out, I think it was downloading & insta... : Shadowdane
              • the wotlk patch was 1.2GB : cpt_gloval
  • I tried the 14 day trial... it wasn't my thing, but I could see how some people would love it. : Shadowdane
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  When WoW first came out, I was up till 3-4am every night and at work for 8am - for 6 months str8! : Skoal^Fyfan
  • I used to be pretty proud of raiding till 2am and getting up for work at 6. I'm a fucking retard. : Slowtreme
• Well that's 11 million people you don't have to compete with for a job! : silent77

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  Holy crap. I've never seen anybody nail the Showcase Showdown before. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Showcase_(The_Price_Is_Right) : Ride-My-Rocket
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  The youtube comments are actually right for once. Bob Barker would have milked that shit. : pyide
  • Seriously that man knew how to keep the suspense up. : hirosushima
  • He probably didn't have much time to milk it - they only have so much time to do both reveals, show some ... : Deathlove
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  WTF. Drew acted like it was no big deal. That's it dude? : Freon
  • Yeah wtf. He was way more excited when that punk won the shitty cars and all the money. : ateam311
• Holy cow. : thejm4n
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  Drew Carey looks like he's really hating working on that show. : TrptJim
  • He's looking pretty chunky these days. More than usual. : Fred Garvin
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  There is a buzz around that episode already. During the taping In the studio there was a period of about... : liqker
  • not such a big deal, since it is technically an audience participation show (they always ask people in th... : hirez
  • Worst message board color design ever. Fuck. : lechuck59
  • those people are creepy : thebigbeefsandwich
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    some guy in that thread on page 1 said that he nailed the price of the showcase exactly, and yelled it ou... : FrayLo
    • Couldn't someone have brought in an iphone or something? It's still hard to get the exact retail price b... : factor27
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      Reading through the rest of the thread apparently they re-use items and all of the ones on the showcase h... : pyrogen
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        Also odds are someone told the contestant to listen to the guy screaming the answer. : pyrogen
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          Why would someone the guy trusted tell them to listen to THAT guy yelling instead of someone else? It's a... : Deathlove
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            if you poke around there are people on that forum who claim to have nailed the exact prices of showcases ... : zakk
            • they do totally reuse the same items, and its not that hard to figure out, if you watch for just a few we... : hirez
          • He could have been bragging before the show, or someone could have noticed that he was shouting the right... : pyrogen
    • Because they reuse prizes in the show, and those people have been watching forever and they start to lear... : zakk
  • Man, I have no idea wtf they are even saying in half of those posts. : Vantage
  • game show nerds < *. Like even lower than furries : slickdoody
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    wow this site is insane. I like how Bob Barker is referred to by everyone as 'Mr. Barker' but Drew Carey... : mikecyb
    • Why should they have to put up with a mere level 2 spay and neuterer when they are used to a level 7? : pyrogen
    • god this site is fascinating to me somehow. it's like this insane world of obsession with TPIR that I ha... : mikecyb
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  That's like the third Price is Right video I've see this month. Are they suffering from bad ratings and ... : dirtboxer
  • Dunno. But Drew Carey is not Bob Barker. And TPiR really doesn't look to be doing so hot: http://www.tv... : Ride-My-Rocket
  • viewership will go up with all the unemployed predicted for next year :\ : grabbie
  • that's my guess. : mindfk
• haha that woman thought she had that shit in the bank. : ant_hillbilly
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  whats crazier is the chick got it within 500 too....thats messed up : Chandler55
  • Haha. She was probably thinking that the showcase was hers after that. : stump
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  Jebus, Drew. Might as well just have dropped the mic and walked out after throwing the price card at the ... : Super Sparker
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    I don't care how suspicious Drew was. This is a TV show. Drew is supposed to at least make it exciting fo... : pyrogen
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      please tell me you copied this from that forum :( : mikecyb
      • of course : pyrogen
    • Did you copy/paste this from www.golden-road.net? If not, HEY MAN you should check out www.golden-road.n... : fishbone
• "Hasn't happened in '72 or '73 he said...wow : Skoal^Fyfan
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  This is awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDRurBCfRc8 : gakera
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    that twitch thing he keeps doing with his hair makes me want to run him over with his new car : busdriver3030
    • You're bald now aren't you why does drrew carey want to spay and neuter all pets? : gakera
  • I dont get it. It's like drew skipped a day on his meds with this dude, and when the dude hits the showca... : braaains
• rofl what the shit?! also, one of the best days of my life was being in the audience for a taping w/... : FrayLo
• Deep Link'd for 1:28 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyusAiMTqi8#t=1m28s : okhelosir
• what's weird about that to me, is my lady friend and i were talking about this not 2 days ago, i ended up... : strider_

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• yes. vince is an american hero. : Foxhawk
• I don't want to cry anymore : byorn
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  Where's DrWaffles at :( : ateam311
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    What does this have to do with me? : DrWaffles
    • I love you : ateam311
• holy shit that's awesome : Mmmmmoo
• Hasn't this product been around for like 10 years? Looks like they've got a new name/spokesdouche now. : MaxPete82
• i hate that guy : EvilDolemite
• how much meth is that guy on : HojuSimpson
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  i want to shove that microphone up his ass : GloriousCow
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    if only i had tuna salad i would have an exciting life :( : GloriousCow
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      I read this like Dr. Zoidberg and I laughed. : Super Sparker
      • needs more love. LOL : Awun
• haha "You're gonna have an exciting life now!" : EvilDolemite
• haha, thats hilarious. Also i like that guy better than Billy Mays because he isn't yelling at me. : Dschinghis Khan
• shit they added a twinkle: http://evildolemite.shackspace.com/slapchop.jpg : EvilDolemite
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  lol its the tf2 scout guy : papaskot
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    for real? : eonix
    • yes he's actually in all of our computers : EvilDolemite
  • Yes this. : ieGod
  • lol good call : happynoodle
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    That's what I've been saying, but no one will listen to me! He's gonna whip out an aluminum bat out here ... : DM7
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      Dude, I am the first to mention this... http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17353937 : Thresher
      • Curses! ;D : DM7
  • tf2 the later years? Scout is selling crapware in infomercials What is everyone else doing? : Modulus
• Ah, the soundtrack to my upcoming NYC Christmas vacation. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
• That was a nice toss he made into the sink. : uglysad
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  This guy is awesome. I hope he facestabs Billy Mays and sells his corpse in an infomercial. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • that would be pretty sweet. I bet they're sworn enemies : AlexXdude
• I was waiting for him to whip out his sack on the table. "Boom, there ya go!" : Freon
• "Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life." Hahaha : ieGod
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  what the fuck is wrong with me, i actually think what he's selling looks pretty dope : kainen1
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    I have one, not that brand, just one I found in a store. Works fine but is nowhere near as revolutionary... : EvilDolemite
    • yours doesn't open though , think of all the bacteria! : grandmasterlee
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      Yeah but yours is from the store so it's WORTHLESS. : coolbreezr
      • Just throw it over your shoulder without another glance! : mjcrash
  • I happen to agree with you yikes! : tunis5000
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18720754#itemanchor_18720754 : H@rvester
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  It's worthless! Forget about it! *makes perfect toss into sink* : cptn.peachfuzz
  • hahah yeah that was the best, and he doesn't even skip a beat in his presentation. : SatansFist
  • There were probably a couple takes of that shot. : FirstPersonCooter
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  This particular Vince, is my hero INVENT YOUR DESTINY http://break.com/index/mother-of-invention-audit... : two50six
  • hahaha what the fuck was this? This cant be real : braaains
• Gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time. <-- killer. : ghost hacker
• This man is a national treasure : genjuro
• This guy is awesome : Melll
• You're going to love my nuts? ! : Lunatic Angelic
• I too advocate slapping troubles away. : Theos
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  Fuck I wish I would have planned this out for my WE. Somebody lucky would have gotten a kick ass Vince ca... : royalally
  • god damn this is a perfect idea what more could you possibly need in life other than a couple SHAMWOWS, a... : DrFlammable
• Vince is making Billy Mays and Chef Tony his BITCHES. This guy is so fucking awesome. : Thresher
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  the little "ding" special effects make the whole infomercial. : shyguy74
  • Yeah I especially liked the lens flare on the chopped strawberries, hahaha : SatansFist
• That guy is so fucking badass. : SatansFist
• I have one of these and its a piece of shit don't buy from this fucking scout : H@rvester
• whats the deal with this dude : feek
• That line is the best : Slowtreme
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  that was fucking awesome. i appreciated the over the shoulder toss into the sink : strider_
  • Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore Preach it brother vince : strider_
• I think a strawberry just winked* at me. : Dusty_Slim

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• So Q3 is like farting? : Godhatesfatpeople
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  You misspelled Pac-Man Championship Edition : rgoer
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    Also I think you have Street Fighter III Third Strike: Fight for the Future spelled wrong too : rgoer
    • yeah third strike is up there but its more of a memory now. quake 3 is almost 10 years old and its still ... : mr.sleepy
• i think you'd have to break it down my genre. you talk the impossible .. : ghost hacker
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  I agree with this mr.sleepy. wholeheartedly, 100% agree. : hirez
  • Signed, motherfucker. On all counts. Except HLDM, cause I never played it. Though Baldur's Gate 2 shou... : fuell
• Your opinion is wrong. : deadhorse
• I agree. : TrptJim
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  I agree HLDM i put so many hours into that game. Gasworks i miss Theclq.com : Iwannaacura
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    at one point i was ranked 4th for HLDM on clq o_O : -=kodiak=-
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      i hit 20 at one point when i was rockin dialup+software mode I know the top 10 were guys from some cla... : Iwannaacura
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        yea i was rocking the dialup back in those days. Still whooped on people's asses like it was no tomorrow.... : -=kodiak=-
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          What was your nickname and what clan? TDA3? : Utopia
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            was straight up KodiaK then, mainly played on the won.net east servers. clan was TRU, really didnt las... : -=kodiak=-
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              Holy shit TRU... GEORGE was the fucking shit... Cameleon was good too, but I have never see an aim like G... : Utopia
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                hah yea, i remember george. We had quite a few battles together on the pubs before he brought me into mee... : -=kodiak=-
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                  I really lost interest in the game when they toned down the gauss and fucked with the netcode. I think it... : Utopia
                  • i shortly gave up the game after that clan broke up. It really was a feeling of "Well fuck, cant get any ... : -=kodiak=-
              • haha Chameleon... man I totally forgot about that guy. He had a really fucked up life. : stuka
  • Oh man I played the shit out of that map. So much fun. : SatansFist
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    hahahah oh god this brings back memories : Utopia
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      we need to have a shacker hldm night. : Iwannaacura
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        I heard it was shit now on Steam or Source or whatever you have to play now lol. I'd give a alot to be ab... : Utopia
        • ahh yea hldm source :( : Iwannaacura
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    CROSSFIRE. : mr.sleepy
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      BOOT_CAMP.BSP : mr.sleepy
      • Both of these maps were the best. I loved xfire on DM, its a mad scramble to the bunker before it closes ... : braaains
    • Do you remember callin the nuke in crossfire and then gauss jumping the fuck out of the map and then not ... : Utopia
• ra2, ra3... fucking awesome. i am in agreement. also q2/q3ctf and lmctf omg... so good. : jane911
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  I 110% disagree but HLDM was in fact awesome so it's ok. : cdbeckman
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    HL1 weapons were hilarious. Microwave gun FTW. The sound of that combined with the gibbage "crack" was a... : johngloid
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      It was all about the Tau Cannon jumps with quick switching to rifle grenades and RPG shots. long jump ... : -=kodiak=-
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        You know whats up dude lol : Utopia
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          i use to be able to tau jump 3/4ths the way AROUND the barracks level (or was it called bunker? either wa... : -=kodiak=-
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            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaRKMbwoRWA : Utopia
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              the game has not aged well lol : -=kodiak=-
              • That's some fullbright bullshit though. The game looks better than that by default. : stuka
      • I wish HL2 had some of the guns from HL1 :( : mr.sleepy
• i think the original unbalanced quake is more fun the q3a, but by a fraction of a percent. and yes hl dm : XchumpoX
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  most people on neogaf thought those games were shit (except maybe PoP, I don't think there's a consensus ... : aethyr
  • GTA4 is shit. Assassins creed is shit. I am sorry but even if you helped make those games, you can't defe... : mr.sleepy
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  wtf mr. sleepy... you played half-life deathmatch??? I used to live for this game (kill me i wasted 3 yea... : Utopia
  • this man knows wtf : Megara9
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    I agree with this HLDM!! I'll play ya on stalkyard that was my best map! :D : icon_of_syn
    • I fucking loved this map. It was a blast to lock it down! But boot_camp will always be the best in my hea... : Utopia
• I used to play so much HLDM it was silly. I have to disagree with your placement of Quake 1 DM though, it... : Evil Benius
• I agree. : eskimo spy
• quake 3 was the least played quake aside from Q4. I dunno.... : mindshot
• Mechwarrior 2 and all spawn thereof : conandan
• Haha I remember beating your ass in that at shadowlan : boomstickah
• I had HLDM spectacting on my old laptop during a raid in WoW (this was like..4 years ago or something) an... : packav
• I played a ton of Half-Life deathmatch and I'm not really sure why. I remember playing it and thinking "t... : Chris Remo
• Here's the problem with Quake3... or any Quake after quake1.... The original Quake 1 was a very unbal... : TPSReport
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  I don't know, but people are *still* playing CS and it can still be fun after all these years. But I do ... : stuka
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    Counter-Strike is a game I can only play with friends now. 15 year olds play that game and have microphon... : mr.sleepy
    • Sounds like you don't play on Xbox live then, cos that's full of the most amazingly annoying and retarded... : stuka

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  The rest of the words: 4r5e 5h1t 5hit a55 Airhead anal analbead analbeads Anus ar5e arrse a... : sikander
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    I want to know what 'vertical taco' is..but I'm afraid of the answer. : Lord Skellington
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      It's a vag. : DrZettl
      • Oh.. I'm almost disappointed :( : Lord Skellington
    • But more importantly... is it REALLY used so often that it needs to be blocked? : Gwyndion
  • Hahaha vertical taco. : avatar_58
  • lol @ blocking "darn it" : Jeepy McJeeperton
  • We had that list too, once. Furburger made it through on the final app, oddly enough... : gingerninja
  • lol Rump ranger : pancake humper
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    How is 'dio' a swear word? Am I missing something? : jingletard
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      someone doesn't like metal : ucanbfuzzy
      • Dio can you hear me, I am lost and so alone. I'm asking for your guidance. Will you come down from your t... : chungathebunga
    • Dio is italian for 'God' If I'm not mistaken. sikanders client is obviously Satan himself. : Lord Skellington
    • no one likes direct-I/O? : monikerdaven
  • He seriously want the word 'Job' banned?! : Hatta
  • Yeah, let's block 'Gutter Slut Bitch From Hell' and also 'Jesus'. Good call. : basketofkittens
  • He just copied the Shack's who's on-line page. : Sze Ior
  • cool, A$$ isnt on the list! hahaha : kingfish
  • "Jew" is on there. Good thing, you don't want people throwing a term like that around. : dirge23
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    I love that 'Gutter Slut Bitch From Hell' was specified in such detail. : Chris Faylor
    • If you can't say "Gutter Slut Bitch From Hell" I don't know if life is worth living. : nurglich
    • Wasn't that #3 on George Carlin's list? : dumb.
    • Apparently Gutter Slut Bitch is OK though. : Githyanki
  • i bet he had a blast composing this list of words : electroly
  • I think "twunter" is my new favorite word and I don't even know what it means : pukerat
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    lol "Shmegma" had to google that one : goatjc
    • I assume this guy is british? He has wanker and fanny on the list as well. : deathofrats
  • booooooobs!! : silent prophet
  • awww now I can't say " Dag gummit " : Foxhawk
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    dog? can't? wtf : AllYourBase
    • Now you can't your dog. : extrahappyturtle
  • job? he wants to ban the word job? : das_runt
  • Maybe it's just me, but I don't think "Gutter Slut Bitch From Hell" is a word. : action wombmate
  • just change this list to be his dictionary. : g0nk
  • this client must not like people called Roger :( : Toraz Chryx
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    Sweet. Douchebag is OK guys! : ThomW
    • seriously, "duche" != douche. : goatjc
  • lol @ Vertical Taco : mojorisen1117
  • But I use Gutter Slut Bitch From Hell regularly :( : tomservo
  • He wants Job and Jew blocked? : voodooraze
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    Dag gummit, Roger, I ain't Never had Toe Jam this Bad. It must be my Punishment from Jesus Christ for los... : ArB
    • BANNED : deathofrats
  • I would love to print this list out and just lay it out in a kindergarten playground somewhere and see wh... : kainen1
  • i enjoyed "Gutter Slut Bitch From Hell" : jenisthebest
  • Thanks... now I've got enough character account names to last me a lifetime! : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Classic. : royalally
  • "Donkeyribber" ??????? : action roommate
  • He forgot bukkake : DJ Clipdat
  • that must have been quite traumatic for him to type up. : DonkeyPopsicle
  • Need more [lol] here : Slowtreme
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    Blocking Never is pretty hardcore. : Big Luke
    • Never say never, you gutter slut bitch from hell. : dumb.
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  Sin City reference? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Yellow_Bastard : Schnapple
  • That's what I thought of. : coolbreezr
• "Unsuitable" : dirge23
• aww. santorum isn't on that list. =( : mindmann
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  I believe the term yellow became popular after the attack on Pearl Harbor in reference to the supposed sk... : balaams_ass
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    and yet "nip" isn't on there. : dirge23
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      We weren't allowed to say Flip Chart for awhile at a major bank I worked at. : balaams_ass
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        wtf? Why not? : RogerDandy
        • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip_(slang) : dirge23
• tell that asshole cleaner his wordlist is unsuitable and to fuck up before you shoot a wade on him : mega man
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  Yellow rat bastard means a chicken shit tattletale. : changejar419
  • To me anyway, but it seems to have racial war history too. : changejar419
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  you should send him a list of words he missed : AllYourBase
  • lol. This is just what I was thinking. I'm sure the Shack can assist with this. : Ormsbee
• http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001009.html : action roommate
• Clothing Store http://www.yellowratbastard.com/store/index.aspx : bakanoodle