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  Congratulations! Three years out here, and marriage is still awesome. : TShandy
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    Yay! Congrats! I better be invited to the ceremony so I can fuck something up celebrate with you! : Robotic Puppy Eater
    • Argh. Misreply. Go iPhone! : Robotic Puppy Eater
• congrats! : dahanese
• Congrats mang :) : NastyJack
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  She's good at L4D too, definitely a keeper. : jingletard
  • haha, indeed. : aethyr
• whoa.. more shackers are breeding with each other? Scary! congrats guys!!!! : Megara9
• Yay! : yosemiteclimber
• congrats you crazy kids! now lets play some TF2 to celebrate! : hirez
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  but you need your last name ask her to give it back please : sgtsanity
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    Yea, so she is arcane_verse and he is just re now? : rosewood
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      They compromised. His name is re-ver now and hers is arse : ArB
      • Love is grand : rosewood
• Gratz! : soapland
• Congrats! Webcam the Wedding! Pics+DivX of Honeymoon! : Sailor of Fortune
• curses, foiled again : GloriousCow
• Congrats re-verse and arcane_verse! : freshyk
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  Congratulations to the both of you! :D In before phil. : DrWaffles
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    phil's given up on the cause since like 06 : RikiTiki2
    • Its sad that I never really got to witness it :(. : Malku
  • Oh, and obligatory MY WIFE. : DrWaffles
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  arcane_verse? : Gonzo
  • sounds like an awesome map : Megara9
• Congrats! : shavenewok
• Congrats to you both! : DOOManiac
• WEIRD : feek
• Nice, congrats :) : sikander
• Congratulations!!!! You guys rock. : midgetherder
• Congratulations! : Arcanum
• nice. eloping is great, i intend to do so when i get married : Yanks
• congratsumations! : thekidd
• congrats to you both! : smoove
• Congrats my friends. : H@rvester
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  Congrats and welcome to the club! :) : Alco23
  • What? You married a shacker? : Skoal^Fyfan
• Aww :) Congrats you two! <3 : FPSDavid
• Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Verse! : Ovate
• pics of legal document signing? : retarded talking dinosaur
• not luckier than me, i'm still single! <cries> GRATS!!! : reverend~heresy
• Grats! :) : lightly inclined
• Grats. : Visceral Monkey
• Gratz! Does she know? : BlitzMayhem
• Congrats! : Head Rush
• Congratulations!! :D : Mmmmmoo
• Yay! :) : nevicata
• good luck with all that : XchumpoX
• congrats! that's pretty awesome. best of luck to you two. : mindmann
• Congrats!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• Congrats you two! :) : megarust32
• It's a fucking Catalina Wine Mixer! : sesmaster
• Hooray! Congrats you guys! We'll see you in the spring! : aux7
• Congratulations! : jamesray
• Congratulations! pics/divx : Mr.Finkster
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  Wow. We in breed. I am afraid. : ra1n
  • Also, congrats! : ra1n
• Should Steve & Maarten open up dates.shacknews.com? itgetsuchicks.shacknews.com? It's pretty scary surrea... : Skoal^Fyfan
• BTW - Congrats :) : Skoal^Fyfan
• Congratulations to both of you! : ant_hillbilly
• Wonderful! Congrats to you both! (Someone just asked where the two of you went with respect to the rec... : cannelbrae
• Congrats, you guys seem to have a lot of fun together, and are a good gaming duo. : bcyde
• Congratulations! Salutations! Make it work! : AxeMan808
• hey, congratulations you guys : Dschinghis Khan
• paging Phil congrats! : boarder2
• Congrats re-verse! : terath
• Grats :D : -sk-
• congrats! your wife is good at L4D. : deject
• Congrats! : ZeroSignal
• Congrats! : Thomas Hace
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  pics+divx : cygnus
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    I'm honestly surprised it took this many replies : rgoer
    • that's because it didn't ;) http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18712888#itemanchor_18712888 : Mr.Finkster
    • Oh wait, looks like Sailor of Fortune beat me to it, in there on the 10th reply http://www.shacknews.com... : Mr.Finkster
• Wewt! Congratulations! : Juno
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  You need to exchange these rings, methinks: http://www.idiottoys.com/pics2/goatse-ring.jpg : coldfusioncs
  • Also, congrats to you both! : coldfusioncs
• Grats :) : preachy
• Congrats! : project13
• Congrats! : ErikTehRed
• Connnngratulations! : Cliffzorz
• Sounds like sex going on right now : historyinthemaking
• That's rad. It's ok in my book if it wasn't anything fancy. My wife and I were "married" by a friend as... : brickmatt
• WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! : NFXFSX
• Congratulations! Ratalon and I did sort of the same thing in March of 2006 and we are so happy we did. : Galadriel07
• Nice! Now provide us withpics and divx. ;D : blindi0815
• Cool, congrats! : ShoCon
• Congrats! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Congratumalations, you crazy kids! : A Sponge
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  Does she know about this yet? : timmie
  • Better not to tell her, she'll think you're some kind of creepy stalker if you blurt it out. : jcupitt
• Congrats! Go have some fun! : sanchez
• awesome! : xsii
• Congrats! : Lightbulb
• Good work soldier! : surround
• congratulations you two lovebirds you : SockMonkeh
• Congratulations! Shackmarriage! : dirge23
• Congratulations! : halophoenix
• Gratz on proving that the shack does indeed get you chicks! : jasoncrowley
• Congratulations re-verse and arcane_ :) : Arctic Fox
• If you re-verse Arcane, does it become Mundane? Congrats you lucky bastard! : Githyanki
• congrats! : prime8
• Did you fhuta? : kaijuseijin
• congratulations. : xxiv
• Congrats you two! : ieGod
• Grats! : genom
• congrats you guys : jenisthebest
• gratz kids :-D : zerog83
• Congratulations! : Evil Benius
• Welcome to the Purgatory. : Pettytheft
• Congrats! : Merconium
• Congrats to the both of you! : chazums
• Congrats!!! : FormerHPB
• Congratulations! : jasonepowell
• Congrats! : jonin
• Congratulations! : fuell
• Cool! Congrats! : cookblaze
• Gratz :) : Vincenoir
• Congratulations! : PapaBoo
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  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?! congrats : voodooraze
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    he has actually reached home plate : oHnOES
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      but now he's married, he won't get off the bench soon. : FormerHPB
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        It's going to be like playing in Yankee Stadium. : Phil
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          (FYI - it's closed) : Phil
          • Thanks for the clarification. I thought you meant that her vag was huge. : elwood00
• So her name is now arcane_is-verse? : risimage
• Gratz you two! (now come play some LOTRO) : trOmblyj
• grats! : das_runt
• Cool, congrats : plunkymeadows
• congratulations, you two. : Fredrik S
• congrats re-verse amd arcane_ !! : niceguynick
• pix + divx congrats! : Ride-My-Rocket
• shoe on head pics : .ka`boom.zZz.
• the dash and the underscore, together at last! : Dave-A
• congratulations! best of luck to the two of you! : Korban
• yall should do an online GM hosted wedding in WoW : whistletits
• Congrat guys! : SirX
• aah that's awesome!!! : Mr.SEX
• Who's arcane_? : mace
• congrats! : Unleashed
• wow congrats to you two! :] : maldoror

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  My buddy and I made it to the hospital saferoom and we slammed the door shut. Our two teammates were on t... : blender81
  • That sounds awesome :D : Godhatesfatpeople
  • I had a game last night where we had to REALLY work to get into the saferoom. It was the part on No Mercy... : r3ckless
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    The fact that the other team did not kill you is sad. They must have been either dead or stupid...or both... : Wisp!
    • SERIOUS BUSINESS! (sounds like a co-op match). : Dusty_Slim
    • Exactly what I was thinking. With one of the teams I've been playing with,, the other team is usually luc... : Evil Bones
    • It's usually better to leave them alive, killing them will eliminate the off chance that the others get s... : Splinebastard
  • at first I thought you were fools, but as I continued to read I couldn't help but think how cool this is. : esecasco
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    Anyone who leaves people behind is playing for the meaningless score and not for fun. They're broken. : ArB
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      umm left 4 dead?? : feek
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        That's just what the game's called, it's not an instruction. Are people seriously that mindless? When the... : ArB
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          Sometimes it's not feasible to go back and rescue people. Especially during the rescue scenes. : Arcanum
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            Better to try and lose than to sit around and do nothing. The scores are totally unimportant compared to ... : ArB
            • Speak for yourself, but I don't consider a blatantly impossible and doomed-to-failure rescue attempt nece... : Arcanum
            • I attempted to rescue my teammates at the top of Mercy as the helicopter came, but all 3 of them were dow... : ifallible
            • I don't think everybody places a ZERO value on winning the match like you do. If the competition aspect ... : DinK
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              So being competitive isn't fun? I suppose nobody has fun with sports then. : Evil Bones
              • I think is fun..the problem with some L4D players is that they are competitive AGAINST his own teamates,... : Lobito
            • Wanna be my friend?!, You are the kind of partner that I like in this game. "competitive", "Pro" and... : Lobito
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          well i like to win. i look at the situation and weigh my chances. if it's too risky i just stay in the sa... : feek
          • Damnit Burke, go to hell! *bay door opens, alien slowly opens slimey mouth - CHOMP!* : niceguynick
    • no way josé. we've had some sweet expert games here where we've been swarmed as the transport arrives an... : shika.art
    • Tell this to Moonbase! : Rice-Rocketeer
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      In the fourth level of the No Mercy campaign, near the safe-room in the construction site. A Tank comes ... : Smoochy666
      • HAHAHAH. "come save us"? More like "come die with us". : matrixneo42
    • People panic dude. Most of the times you go back to try to help, you get destroyed. heheh. And the thi... : matrixneo42
    • I ran back to save my buddies and died once. Then we had to play the whole map over again. That was les... : spyrext
    • Dude, they miraculously come back when the level loads :| : ElArabDeMagnifico
  • Ugh...I wish I was playing against you so I could of gotten my lamb 2 slaughter achievement. ;) : ImageOmega
  • DId the AI director just SLEEP while you were doing this? He should have been fucking up your shit! Sorry : enyakk
  • Very cool story, though was this Versus or co-op ? Because versus - once you made it to the safe room you... : Lukiopimp
  • its good that 'fun' is a subjective term. to each their own. : araczynski
  • Countless times, the opposing survivor team have gotten wiped out leaving the saferoom to go save a falle... : Splinebastard
• Sup? : Godhatesfatpeople
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  I love it when someone opens up the saferoom door and lets a tank in :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... : DrWaffles
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    http://au.youtube.com/watch?fmt=22&v=02thshEXRXE : aeg1x
    • haha, I'm gonna try that next time : sanchez
    • Brilliant! : DHAvatar
    • hahaha... : Colleton
    • holy shit!! I have to do that. : NastyJack
    • Quite the efficient way of disposing of the tank! : DrWaffles
    • haha amazing : dmason
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      /sunglasses looks like someone forgot to bring their ripcord. sunglasses YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... : jasoncrowley
      • I've never seen a single episode of this show and yet this goddamn joke never gets old to me. I fucking l... : Chris Remo
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      I love what he's modded the tank music to. : Arctic Fox
      • didn't know you could do that :D how? : niceguynick
      • ‮test : Arctic Fox
    • hahaa quality! : niceguynick
  • lmao that's great : disposition
  • LOL awesome : timaste
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    hey awesome, i was in that game! : Dschinghis Khan
    • You were indeed! What I love the most about the first video is that, right after I take down lolcats, a ... : DrWaffles
  • Its even worse when in versus, the tank spawns in the safe room when your already down one guy and the ot... : Beady
  • lol, wtf @ DrFlammable playing YTMND cosby crap. : DinK
  • fucking thief. what a pos : feek
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  Need more for L4D VS custom! : okhelosir
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    Please say this Is 360-style, I just bought it today : DMac20
    • Meant as a reply to the OP : DMac20
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      No, no custom anything on the 360. You chose...poorly. : Arcanum
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        It's unopened, hater. : DMac20
        • Seriously, though. If you have a computer that will play it reasonably well, that's going to be the bett... : Arcanum
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      You chose... poorly. : yosemiteclimber
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        meh. what has happened to custom CS servers is an abomination. i like how vanilla shit is on the xbox. th... : XchumpoX
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          Have fun playing on all 2 of your VS maps... : yosemiteclimber
          • this is a problem. true, true. : XchumpoX
  • Need more to start new L4D VS. Let's go people!! : jigstah
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  We had a hilarious moment last night. It was on the hospital level, last section, on the roof. There is t... : NastyJack
  • brutal witch sitting on faces domination! : hirez
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    I hate it when the Witch triggers and just...does nothing. : Arcanum
    • I hate it when the Goddamn witch spawn RIGHT ON TOP OF THE LIFT in the (I think?) third part of No Mercy,... : Moonbase Commander
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      I hate it when the witch runs AWAY from the survivors... Of course I've only saw that once, at the 2nd... : Evil Bones
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        Nah, once the witch has completely killed who startled her, she'll run away and find a new spot to sit an... : Splinebastard
        • Or run off a ledge and die... : Evil Bones
  • THat sucked man, but I was laughing the whole time too as I realized what was happening :( : happynoodle
  • Yeah I pounced a guy on the ladder exit to the roof with the hunter and I was thrashing him to bits - the... : Lukiopimp
• I was left 4 dead last night. Was playing Co-op Advanced on Blood Toll. We made it all the way to the ... : ShoCon
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  GUYS This is important. Left 4 Dead Main Menu -> Audio Options -> Spoken Language -> Set to french, ge... : sammyl
  • Are these languages packs installed by default? : Trips
  • I would have done this already if it didn't require a restart of the game : dael
  • haha I might just try this as I use the mic anyway :D : niceguynick
  • I tried it, but every time it restarts the language is still on English. What gives? : erikman619
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  Left 4 Dead has me staying up until 4 in the morning playing. i don't think i've ever played so much sinc... : Mmmmmoo
  • I know, me too, it's killing my sleep : kainen1
  • No shit. Between this and WoW I'm getting about 6 hours of sleep per night. : ezanga
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  Man, those moments where you have to choose whether to try to save them or just to survive is really what... : crummynz
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    Classic zombie flick dilemma really and one of the things I love about the game. The fact that leaving so... : -efx-
    • That feeling when you're in the safe house and your friends are out there getting boomer'd upon .... aaaa... : crummynz
    • We'll all do it some time. You'll think you won't but then it happens. You're secure. Your team has ba... : matrixneo42
• I just wish there were more maps. Even without the additional campaigns I still find it *fun* to play thr... : xpaladin

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• Nice prizes, spanky! If only it was open to America Jr. residents :( : Dave-A
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  ...what the fuck? Nuke'em? : Korban
  • Yeeea : warcrow
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  I think its tomb raider underworld : extrahappyturtle
  • That would be correct sir! : warcrow
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  Why US only? I hate that stupid rule. You guys can suck dick. : ieGod
  • Privilege for being the best. : kpxkrnjc
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    Because its too expensive to ship that stuff anywhere else--I pay for all of this out of pocket. Do you k... : warcrow
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      Don't forget that international mail is harder to track and just disappears sometimes : geedeck
      • Yup--happened in one of our previous contests. :( $37 down the drain plus the gamers. : warcrow
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      it really doesn't cost any more to at least ship to canada, i ship cross border frequeuently : n0v4
      • Exactly--shipping outside the US is expensive (at least too expensive for me--sorry). : warcrow
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        you would have to pay customs on the stuff. it is pricey, and warcrow is but a man! : dahanese
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          we dont pay customs if the package is marked as gift, btw. i dont mind either way you guys do like you wa... : barichnikov
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            I hear ya, but it's still more money than I wish to spend. : warcrow
            • i can easily understand that. : barichnikov
  • I think it's because it's too hard to keep track of and comply with every country's laws regarding contes... : LemonJoose
  • Seriously. Damn US only contests :( : AlexXdude
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    I just wrote this amazing haiku in protest against this horrible rule and the European oppression. I c : Guybrushed
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      I love your forum name. :) : warcrow
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        Monkey Island? : yosemiteclimber
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          One of the greatest adventure games ever! I miss Murray. :( : warcrow
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            Seriously--who's dick do I have to suck to get another on of those games? : warcrow
            • It's funny because I think his name was actually based on the tool. Also no idea about the cock-sucking. : razorblade79
• Everyone should be entering Everyone except the 5.7 Billion people who don't live in the United States... : Waverider
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  can't be done haiku is not fun at all : Solipsism
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    Heh--wont even give it a shot? Wow--I cannot believe how hard it is to give away free games to the intern... : warcrow
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      i was trying to make a clever post and indirectly insult haiku the shack user guess I failed pretty miser... : Solipsism
      • oh hai there fellow failed haiku reference buddy! http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18690859#itemancho... : paroxym
    • Just send them all to me, problem solved! : yosemiteclimber
• Goddamn. I have no talent but I'm going to have to try this on Thursday night. Also this is me not tag... : yoonix
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  Sumissions must go here http://www.playedpodcast.com/discussion/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=134 or hotforplayed@g... : warcrow
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    When is the deadline? : Head Rush
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      Early January--not dfinitive date, but some time before we record E50. : warcrow
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        I will enter, but only if I'm assured that it's not your copy of Pure that's being given away, because we... : Head Rush
        • I will definitely take you up on that offer--but only if we can play with some more terrorists. :) : warcrow
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  hey, you punks who don't live in the US because we love you (and i don't want to hear you bitch anymor... : dahanese
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    noooo. And here I was all set to benefit from nationalism. : TShandy
    • Doesnt matter--no one else has entered. : warcrow
  • Thanks for this guys! I really appreciate it (and shall make an amazing haiku) : jbury
  • This is just got interesting. :) : warcrow
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    Alright! It's haiku time! Not to be confused with haiku time, which is a far less cheery affair. : A Sponge
    • Well if you enter we're pretty much screwed :[ : jbury
  • fuck i was happy being bitter...... Haikus eh? : Vincenoir
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    Remo smells like poo His work is worse than a grue Please make him stop, please : dantastic
    • played is full of nerds, talking about games and shit, they must love the cock : retardhumper
  • meh it's not like the games will work on our consoles anyway :( : marmite
  • Thanks, I was about to bitch, instead I submitted two really bad haikus for your reviewing pleasure =] : razorblade79
• Awesome. Sent my entries in. : gooblerampling
• Stop giving away my LBP level games Remo! : .ka`boom.zZz.

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• It's the last of the V8 Interceptors.... that's my thought. : snuff
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  The Road Warrior? : brickmatt
  • mad max indeed : greh kleh
• The car has no shadow where there should be shadow : Drewus
• Very Vigilante 8... : Scrimbo Obeer
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  the front wheels look really off in terms of angle/perspective to me : FPSDavid
  • I tried to fix them let me reupload : greh kleh
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  Appears to have compiled fullbright - seal your leaks. : SpaecKow
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    what? : greh kleh
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      Wait! Maybe someone will get it! I hope... : SpaecKow
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        (I do) : Chris Remo
        • Thanks. Basically it was this or say something about being an .aas bandit in another thread. I can't help... : SpaecKow
      • haha i remember those days : the city
    • there's no lighting : shika.art
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    LOL. time to load up the pointfile! : dopefish
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      Argh fuck it, just put a big box around everything! : SpaecKow
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        good god I remember doing that shit back in '96 :( : dopefish
        • Yeah, I remember my one Quake level. It was a giant pit fall into water, then the next room had like a do... : node
  • haha, I ALWAYS had leaks in my levels at one point... very much fun though messing around with worldcraft : JohnnyDanger
• That's Laserbeak and Mad Max right? Where's Soundwave? : heuristic
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  Looks like one of those bad/cheesy paintings you see airbrushed onto the side of a Mexican's van. : action roommate
  • Wouldn't it need some kind of slogan sprayed underneath? : Drewus
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    Just the family name in incomprehensible all-caps Old English letters. : action wombmate
    • bah, meant to be a reply to Drewus : action wombmate
• I thought you made a car for TF2 at first. : Sailor of Fortune
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  I've been looking at your art on this site for what, like months now? Didn't I tell you to focus on your ... : SpaecKow
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    this is good advice. You need work on perspective. : Megara9
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      i concur. the headlights don't look right - nor do the tires (as a result of perspective issues) : the city
      • I copied over a picture. There's nothing wrong with the perspective. : greh kleh
• looks better.. but the two front wheels are at different angles. : Megara9
• how's the job hunt going? : shika.art
• you mixed road warrior and beyond thunderdome.. : beastrabban
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  Needs more porn depiction of Disney characters. : melt_core
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    as long as the characters are over 18 otherwise it is illegal and will get you arrested for child porn : CoRDS
    • Only in Australia, Australian! : melt_core
• it looks so happy! : thief
• is this a FO3 mod? : jasoncrowley
• Yeah gotta fix the wheels, otherwise it looks great. : sanchez
• Kanye West. : moe6
• looks good. i like the plane thing a lot for some reason. wondering what it could be up close! : giantshift
• Looking at this again, I realize the car doesn't look like the wheels are touching the ground. I don't k : Scrimbo Obeer

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  Or if you don't live in the States. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • also acceptable. : bipolar
  • what does that have to do with anything! : Maarten Goldstein
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  Or your not interested. (sorry, not my cup of flavor) : jasoncrowley
  • not acceptable : bipolar
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    I didn't care for it either. : pimpium
    • This subthread is all full of wrong. : weaselmeister
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  Or if you're really tapped out and you can't afford it? : Mr.Finkster
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    If you cant afford it, grad a tube of Vaseline, and go find a street corner! : Githyanki
    • Damn it, grab : Githyanki
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    How can you not afford 30 bucks? : risimage
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      Follows a budget? : Evil Benius
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        Make your meals that you eat cheaper. Instead of spending 25 dollars on lunch and dinner, just buy a 5 d... : risimage
        • How do you know he does not already do this? : Evil Benius
        • Food > Entertainment. :( : changejar419
    • Electric, Oil (for heat), Gas, Insurance, Rent, Internet/TV, Cell phone, and Pet bills. Add all that u... : changejar419
• ordered! : Flying h4x0r
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  I already watched it all on Hulu. I'd love to show support by buying the DVDs, but.. I don't think I'd ... : valael
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    You'll pick up on so many more jokes the second time around. It's such a well written show, and I'd defin... : Flying h4x0r
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      seriously. They made forward references even such as buster never though he could miss a hand so much WAY : zakazi
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        There's a Chronotrigger reference in there too. I couldn't fucking believe it when I saw/heard it and tot... : delataur
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          Oh man, playing that now. Going to have to beat it then watch the series again. Not complaining. : zakazi
          • I wish I knew more, uh, random stuff, because you know that if they have a CT reference in there, then th... : delataur
        • What Chrono Trigger reference was that? : Crimsonbeak
• I already bought band of brothers with little money i had left. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK : Thisispol
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  on DVD. Come back when it's Blu-ray. : GodZilly
  • yep. iawtbr : xxiv
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  Never saw a single episode. The shack is usually a place where i find new stuff to watch because people p... : Hoax
  • I spent last week watching all three seasons, the shack is not wrong on this one. : daedraug
  • arrested development is the funniest tv series ive ever seen : oHnOES
  • I can confirm that it owns : boring gegtik
  • What do I know - however I think it's the funniest show I've ever seen. : Phil
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    It's excellent. charming, clever and hilarious. : node
    • IM WHITE POWER BILL im....white... : oHnOES
  • It is likely the most consistently funny show I"ve seen. But you must start at the first episode. Jumping... : zakazi
  • It's good, but don't let it get overhyped for you. Get the first season, watch it, if you don't dig it, w... : lightly inclined
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    I borrowed all 3 seasons from a friend over the summer and felt stupid that I hadn't seen them earlier. I... : tomservo
    • hmn seems like i need to check it out. : Hoax
• Hell I already own it and am considering it. : zakazi
• Got it! Thanks for letting us know about the deal! : jlboyd132321
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  Or you don't find it funny. : chazums
  • I'm in this boat. Gimme more Office. : LoioshDwaggie
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  I've been interested in getting it and for $30, I suppose I can spring for it. That being said, I really... : umcpwintermute
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    $30 on the other hand is pretty happy about the whole affair : boring gegtik
    • Yea, I think it's mostly buyer's regret and as soon as I get my paws on it I'll be happy. The same thing... : umcpwintermute
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  They had a similar deal earlier this year. It was the best purchase I've EVER made, ever. : lonepie
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    EVER : boring gegtik
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      and EVER : oHnOES
      • hallelujah : balaams_ass
      • Come play with us, Danny. : Lone Swordsman
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  I've watched the whole series twice through and loved it. Someone convince me to pull the trigger and ge... : nodge69
  • That depends, if you like thousands of PENNIES : hirosushima
• bumpin this : bipolar

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  Thread Awards Biggest Thread with 324 replies by Vincenoir http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=1870407 : OverloadUT
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    perstephanie is a man? : sharkII
    • DAMN YOU : OverloadUT
    • poor manstephanie : gmd
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    I apologize in advance perstephanie. Don't blame me; blame the English language for having no gender-neut... : OverloadUT
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      Um, "their" would apply. : RomSteady
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        Im gonna side with overload here since perstephanie is not multiple people. : Theos
        • http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/their 2. (used after an indefinite singular antecedent in plac... : thetangent
      • his/her would be best. s/he also. : perstephanie
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      its, that's, their, facist. : A Sponge
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        "its" is a word that explicitly means "no gender" which I think is even more insulting! "that's" is tech : OverloadUT
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          No gender is insulting? Facist. : A Sponge
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            I like you A Sponge; you make me laugh. : OverloadUT
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              It's too bad there isn't a form of "to laugh" specifically for middle-class male WASPs. : A Sponge
              • There may be depending on which "to laugh" you mean: to laugh at, to laugh out, to laugh away, or to laug... : RomSteady
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          "Their" does refer to more than one thing. You are specifically referring to a quantity of posts being i... : RomSteady
          • The pronoun in this case refers to perstephanie, not the posts themselves, so that would be incorrect. ... : OverloadUT
        • You're being overly pedantic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they : ieGod
        • Oh and, I know, after the fact, but man did you suddenly overload my vanity search - I completely support... : perstephanie
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        perstephanie with 13 out of 14 (93%) of facist posts ignored - i like this option spongebob : Dave-A
        • now I'm sad that my computer broke so I'm on one with no greasemonkey so i can't LOL this. :( : perstephanie
    • I blame the feminists who refused to accept "his" as the gender-neutral possessive pronoun. >:( : Flying h4x0r
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      Just use "of his". "XXX with YY out of ZZ posts ignored" : DHAvatar
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        I mean remove "of his", not use. : DHAvatar
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          Yeah this makes the most sense and I already changed the code to do it because A Sponge calling me a fasc... : OverloadUT
          • I'd be worried as well if a cleaning utensil was calling talking to me, let alone calling me a fascist. : RomSteady
    • I believe it's ze. : TShandy
    • "they" is the gender-neutral pronoun. at least it used to be before the grammar nazis had a fit about it:... : aldraek
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      Although "their" can be used as singular when the gender of the subject is indefinite, since "Perstephani... : LemonJoose
      • Oh shit I'm not? : perstephanie
    • You can probably leave that pronoun out all together and it will read ok. : terath
    • That's not in advance; that's an apology after the fact. Not only are your pronouns confused, but your se... : perstephanie
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    This is yet another example of the rampant sexism and male supremacy at the heart of Shacknews society. : A Sponge
    • not that there is anything wrong with that : Slowtreme
    • OFF WITH BRAS!!!! : Korban
    • Spongiform Encephalopathy, how will you save us from male white corporate shackpression? : Dave-A
    • I think Sponge is bovvered. : Bamtan
    • throw a shoe at him. Wait, no, throw a bra at him. Really! : mmogger
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    wow, Evil Benius posts pics of his sister & wins chatty bitch award. all in all a good day for him. : PapaBoo
    • I knew I posted a lot, but not that much! : Evil Benius
  • FUCK YEAH : ejectorpod
  • What's going on here? : nevicata
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    boo, I wanted to retain my title :( : thekidd
    • Fail again. : yoonix
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    so wait, thread awards thread won this thread awards thread? : Solipsism
    • Haha yeah. It was the most-directly-responded-to single post that wasn't a root post. : OverloadUT
    • "Award shows where award shows win AWARDS!?! Just don't watch!" : AxeMan808
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    It's unusual for so many perstephanie posts to be ignored. There's usually someone responding with a cont... : yoonix
    • lol. I think the deal was i was only posting from my iphone so i was replying in subthreads that were lar... : perstephanie
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  wanna add posts/hour for the whole thing? for FP it was 426posts/hr : epit
  • Ah yeah of course! Added! : OverloadUT

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  it really feels like it's going to get more into x-men territory with the US senator trying to round up t : dantastic
  • That's exactly what I thought. : K1Bond007
  • Exactly what I thought as well. : H@rvester
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    I thought this too, but with the Weedi / original writer back, I think this will turn out well. : ra1n
    • i hope they keep the pace of the 3rd season though. they cant go back to slowness like first season and ... : dantastic
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  hopefully never : Modica Sol Solis
  • :( : dantastic
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    i just spent the last fifteen minutes reading the wiki episodes for this season after finding out ando fi : Modica Sol Solis
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      you should definitely keep watching it and posting in these threads. : boomstickah
      • I don't watch it, haven't seen an episode since early season two. I was hoping that they were going somew : Modica Sol Solis
  • i was just about to ask if it was any good. : Hoax
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  feb 2nd, right after the SB they said. : FormerHPB
  • they play the canadian broadcast of it overtop of the american one here so i got the 30th commercial for ... : dantastic
  • Super quick, thank god. Unlike this Entourage / most show business, : ra1n
• I hope they delay it until Bryan Fuller can write it all :D : Deathlove
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  so did Peter get his original power back, allowing him to absorb nathans? because if he can simply fly, I : Unleashed
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    well you dont know for sure but i'd have to say peter got back his original power and had to re-leech nat : dantastic
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      i was actually really confused by the whole peter/nathan bit : Unleashed
      • nathan has seemed to do a 180 on his good guy/bad guy moral compass pretty quickly. they've got to have : dantastic
    • Peter should bet weaker like he can have abilities of people around him but he can't take those powers... : quadalupeupe
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  anyone think sylar will be back? that glass in the back of his brain would have melted :( what more can : dantastic
  • Im sure he will be back : Unleashed
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    Besides Hiro, Sylar is the only other interesting character left. : Frozen Pixel
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      WELL FROZEN PIXEL I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED IN HEROES TONIGHT : boomstickah
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        I WILL TELL YOU BOOMSTICKAH: *PETER KNOCKED OUT HIS BROTHER NATHAN TO TRY AND CONVINCE HIM TO STOP BEI : Ride-My-Rocket
        • LOL @ Highlander Rules : H@rvester
        • lol most excellent rmr, : boomstickah
    • hiro has almost become more annoying than frozen bitch and her nephew curly hair stupid kid that is going : dantastic
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  so does hero no longer have his abilities? Is he now going to be ando's sidekick instead of the otherway : r3ckless
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    it was fitting the power ando got. he was always there to support hiro and the other heroes and now he h : dantastic
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      Is Hiro the sidekick now? : quadalupeupe
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        Depends on what else Ando can do... right now it's kind of a sidekick move. : Sixcos
        • Knowing what his power actually does puts the event Hiro saw when he went on his little dream-visit to th : genom
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  Crap missed the very end. My DVR ended at the point where he was exiting the limo and the guy said they w : byorn
  • Thank you mr. president thats it you missed nothing : boomstickah
• So when Daphne & Ando did their time travel thing. Did they actually use the MGS codec sound? I heard t... : o0JediBeavis0o
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  It would be nice if, you know, every once in a while they weren't so fucking clueless and did heroic stuf... : melt_core
  • This show should have been called Mutant instead of heroes. : melt_core
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    4 seasons far :( : jenisthebest
    • Only 3. Season 4, if it comes back when volume 4 is finished, will be next fall. : pimpium
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  wait.. Worf is joining the cast?! : walker270
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    i saw that in the credits but i didn't notice him : dantastic
    • He was the President at the end. : Jonathan
    • Right at the end, beginning of Volume 4. How can you not notice his voice? : pimpium
    • He was playing the president. WORF '08 : elwood00
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  Lol claire decided its a smart move to run headfirst into heated bulletproof glass and succeeded? any... : Hoax
  • haha yeah : dantastic
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  I had a problem with the whole time travel thing... Correct me if I am wrong but If you travel faster : r3ckless
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    Yea, plus even assuming that you DID manage to travel back in time by going super-fast, how are you going... : umcpwintermute
    • And how can you see where you are going so that you know when you've arrived at the spacetime you want? : elwood00
  • Meh, Superman did it first. Didn't make it any less silly, but whatever. : genom
• I am dissapointed by the writers but glad they are gone. Killing off Dallas petrelli is a bad idea, he : stgdz
• dont forget if you run really fast, you can time travel. : chodog

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  The only one I've seen is 17 and I liked it. : Fred Garvin
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    That short review sums it up perfectly. I only sat through it because it was going to get me laid. And pr... : Godhatesfatpeople
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      That's fine for you. I liked it. Not a great movie, but far from the worst. : Fred Garvin
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        Hancock was infinitely more deserving of its spot, and don't even get me started on Max Payne. : Mr.Finkster
        • Love Guru should be on there too. : Godhatesfatpeople
• The internets love lists. The only movie I saw on that list was the happening and it was meh. : Topaz
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  Hahaha oh god I had expunged all memory of that Eddie Murphy movie from my head. And I am so glad to h : sgtsanity
  • I also agree with, "Maher can be a sharp observer, but here he brought a club instead of a scalpel." I... : Godhatesfatpeople
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  I didn't see a single one of those! : yosemiteclimber
  • I envy you. : Godhatesfatpeople
  • not even indy 4? : pyide
  • me neither! Lets fuck. : filthysock
  • Same here, and none of them look like anything I want to see either. : Chris Remo
  • Yep, me neither : Zero|DPX
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    me too but I kind of still want to see indy 4 :( : giantshift
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      there is a rifftrax for it! : pyide
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        interesting, i wonder if it works with blu-ray. : giantshift
        • I don't see why not, unless there's extra scenes. : skankcore
  • We win! : brickmatt
  • I actually saw Smart People, but I don't remember a damn thing about it since I was really drunk, which i... : action roommate
  • I made the mistake of watching Indy 4. Only one out of that list. : stuka
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    Indy didn't make number one? List void. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Indy 4 wasn't the worst movie of the year. Most disappointing? Fuck yes, but worst? : Vincent Grayson
      • I said LIST VOID! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        No, I'd definitely say it's just about the worst bif movie I saw last year. : stuka
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          I wonder if people would have cared for the movie if Indy's character was replaced with Brandon Frasier's... : Mad Brahmin Disease
          • What?!? CG monkeys and cock-slapping plants are hilarious! : Godhatesfatpeople
          • See the mummy part 4, for your answer. : jasoncrowley
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      Oh come on it was not the worst movie of the year by a long shot. The internet rage against this movie cr... : Evil Benius
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        Hey, I feel the same about the internet love for the movie. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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          I rarely see anyone saying they love the movie. Most who do not hate it merely say they liked or enjoyed ... : Evil Benius
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            That's already worth a giggle. : Mad Brahmin Disease
            • Yes heaven forbid someone like this movie. I always see you crusading against it here which is worth a ch... : Evil Benius
      • I thought it was the worst because of who was involved, the budget, the destruction of a great trilogy. i... : bozer
  • me neither, high five! : MikkleThePickle
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    I tried to watch Expelled, because I like Ben Stein, but as it ground on, it just got worse and worse. I... : Scrimbo Obeer
    • Even reasonably intelligent people can be so abhorrently deep in the smelly wrong pile that they can't se... : jasoncrowley
• I thought Dungeon Siege came out last year : snuff
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  wehre is hancock : Chandler55
  • AW HELL NAW : Mondo
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    I really didn't think Hancock was such a bad movie, i don't know why people hate it so much. It was enter... : stuka
    • If they'd just done the "redeemed hero" thing, and left out the extra backstory, it would've actually bee... : AxeMan808
• awesome and accurate. : Megara9
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  Aw man, I loved Expelled. : woddemandred
  • Well, you can still love it :P : Godhatesfatpeople
  • In an ironic way, right? right? : stuka
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  the happening should be on that list. : minigomp
  • it is. : Megara9
  • It's number 2 you blind man... : melt_core
  • it should occupy all the places : imperator
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  Indy 4 was much better than anyone gives it credit for. : SockMonkeh
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    did you sit through it until the end and still hold that opinion ? : rookieone
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      Yeah, I actually enjoyed it a lot. There were a couple of parts that made me cringe (refrigerator and vin : SockMonkeh
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        yeah ok if you liked the whole aliens story arc then I can see why you liked the movie : rookieone
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          The story wasn't that bad, but the writing had some low lows. Like the horribly dubbed "I should have tru... : heartsauce
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            I had a serious issue with it. What I like about Indy movies was all of the secrets were man made. Bringi : LoioshDwaggie
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              i don't really think this is any more of a stretch than a magic box, a magic rock and a magic cup. : dirge23
              • If God exists, He's probably an alien. : heartsauce
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        sorry, for me, aliens in Indy 4 is like having aliens and Bigfoot on the History channel ... they just do... : cap n KRUNCH
        • Sorry, to me aliens are a lot more believable than a Jesus cup. : SockMonkeh
    • SockMonkeh thought the film was awesome, for reasons that I cannot fathom. : Sacred Sperm
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    Definitely better than Wanted. : kramweil
    • haha, I love how Wanted has become the gauge here for how bad a film is. : Godhatesfatpeople
    • The only/] movie worse than Indy 4 was Wanted. Indy 4 was more heartbreaking though, since 1) its Indy an... : Serpico74
  • It was terrible,it was so bad i don't even know how it ended because i went out to get some coke and pizz... : Hoax
  • As long as you don't go in thinking that the previous films were The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit,... : dfz0r
  • Hahahaha. : ieGod
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    Uhh, no. Maybe had you never watched the previous 3 but it was horrible. : Pettytheft
    • I made the mistake of watching Indy 4 just after seeing Prince Caspian. Caspian was outstanding and enter... : LoioshDwaggie
  • It had some fun moments and some dumb ones. *shrugs* : node
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  They seem to have forgotten, understandably, that Disaster Movie came out this year; http://uk.rottent... : Mr.Finkster
  • Along with Babylon A.D, Bangkok Dangerous, Meet The Spartans and 10,000BC. Some of the films on this list... : Mr.Finkster
  • No, those movies are cheap shots for any worst movie list. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Witless Protection sounds just awful. : -efx-
• transporter 3 was pretty fucking terrible. : xxiv
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  I watched the Happening. It wasn't all that bad. It's probably just lowered expectations. : Pettytheft
  • this is incorrect. the happening was awful. : dirge23
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    No. It was entirely, unrelentingly awful and worthless. Nothing happened. Nothing. Castrato Wallberg talk... : node
    • plant, say hi to your mother for me : xxiv
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    I bet you thought Indy 4 wasn't bad either. : silent prophet
    • indy 4 is the best movie ever compared to the happening : OrkO
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      I cant say I liked The Happening. I've seen far worse films in recent history. Anyways, Indy 4 was a pile... : Pettytheft
      • To me, the Happening characters were totally unbelievable. The dialog, the reactions to the things "happe... : silent prophet
• I saw Indy and The Happening. But I saw the Rifftrax version of The Happening and it was fantastic. :D : tomservo
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  The Larry the Cable Guy review is brutal (but accurate, ha): Larry The Cable Guy normally gets a pass : Hiro
  • I liked it when David Cross pointed out that Larry's catchphrase means "Complete the task" : Dave-A

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  So you are saying I should oil up and rub my wood gegtik? : Evil Benius
  • Not sure if this is a subtle I <3 Cock or an inf post. What to do, what to do? : woodchuck70
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  I'll add another PSA to this PSA thread Never put your wooden cutting board in the dishwasher. The he... : redfive
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    and no raw meats on wood : Horn
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      There are dissenting opinions on this one : boring gegtik
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        whenever that happens I usually just listen to whatever Alton says but the dissenting opinions seem to ha... : Horn
        • I never separate what board is for what, and I have never made myself sick. Alton's not wrong, I just th... : jimmy_legs
    • One side meat, other side veggies. : punchdog
    • I've been rocking raw meats, both sides, since I was a kid, even on plastic cutting boards! : pyros
  • And no candles in the fridge : jbury
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  I have a bamboo cutting board : pancake humper
  • Then the advice goes double for you Mr! : Hiro
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    I have two bamboo cutting boards and two teak boards they both just got nice and oiled up last night caus... : boring gegtik
    • Your cutting boards are filthy sluts. : pancake humper
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      go on..... : moe6
      • After I worked them over they had a beautiful sheen : boring gegtik
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  pubis service announcement : dirge23
  • Aaaaaaah hahahahaha! : excessus
• Dont cut poultry or fish on your nice wood board I have a seperate board for that : rosewood
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  fucking whistletits was cutting up raw chicken on my wooden cutting board the other day : wtf242
  • son of a bitch : redfive
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    wait why is that bad : nomaad
    • when you cut on a wooden cutting board it creates slices in the wood. Raw meat/chicken juices can get in ... : pancake humper
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  can i use olive oil instead : Mr.SEX
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    olive oil can go rancid, so no. : boring gegtik
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      doesn't mineral oil give you the runs? i had a dream last night where where i lost my shoes (that ha... : Mr.SEX
      • Without your shoes, how can you run? : A Sponge
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  I was hoping for a pubis service announcement =( : tashtego
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    that joke was made already : redfive
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      and once was too much really : dirge23
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        I fail at shacking today- I made the same joke twice, and then I got mad at someone on the internet : tashtego
        • it's okay. Make a post tomorrow bitching about it and it will be a great thread. : redfive
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  Gegtik, I'm convinced that you're actually some 5 star chef in some pish-posh joint that sells $400 dinne... : jingletard
  • no I like to cook I'm an amateur : boring gegtik
• another alternative is to drain the grease from your cooked bacon/etc on your cutting board (1 paper towe... : jimmy_legs
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  Just a publis addendum: wooden cutting boards are breeding grounds for bacteria. http://www.oznet.ksu.... : ieGod
  • That is why I said don't cut poultry or fish on them. : rosewood

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• That is awesome. I wonder how long it took them to train that guy. Figure they add one item to the maze... : boofy
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  the music made that awesome : mrvandelay
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    What's the music from? : airrob
    • It's the Olympic theme, I believe. : Scrimbo Obeer
• 8.7 : deadfish
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpfjmzZ4NTw : aeg1x
• Would have been cool with cheese at the end. + mousetrap. : FiReaNG3L
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  Wow. Would not want to spend that kind of time training the mouse, but sweet result none the less. : DinK
  • yeah you can tell from the amount of mouse shit around that course that he'd been running it for a while : aeg1x
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  could he at least have cleaned the teeny mouse poop that littered the course before taking a video he was... : beastrabban
  • haha! : yosemiteclimber
  • no, he was leaving a trail so he'd know his way the next time! : TheAntiTank
• how the hell...!? : Ride-My-Rocket
• Epic win. : LemonJoose
• that was really super cool. it's also why i'm incapable of killing a mouse in my garage or something. the... : [fry]
• that is really amazing : pharoah mike
• he is so cute i want to hug him : spaceless
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  http://www.wimp.com/babychicks/ Awwww : Maddog_Delphi97
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    one of those licks is going to taste too good someday : spaceless
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      *lick* : GloriousCow
      • *eep* : spaceless
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        http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=t3NOhQlPGAU : mindshot
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          IM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN : spaceless
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            omnomnom : GloriousCow
            • Hahhahahaaa : Maddog_Delphi97
        • Whoa wtf?! Dognose would not approve Mr. Cow, you're supposed to be vegan :( : yosemiteclimber
        • oh youtube: "........IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! cow eating meat willingly, pelicans eating other bird... : deathofrats
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    OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE I FEEL LIKE DESTROYING SOMETHING. : DrWaffles
    • lol'd : yosemiteclimber
• That was awesome, love the music hahaha Go little dude go! : Begawkiness
• "What do you want to do tonight Brain?" "Well first off Pinky we must put ourselves through a grueling... : locater16
• Haha. The music is awesome. : midgetherder
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  That mouse is an idiot. He missed several shortcuts that could reduce his lap time and pwn everyone on X... : Scrimbo Obeer
  • He didn't even call them fags. : Zero|DPX
• wtf assist hax : zakk
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  Next video = This guy is fucking insane http://www.wimp.com/fastman/ : SatansFist
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    So insane that he died doing what he loved? I don't see what's so insane about that. : dafugg
    • he died due to a technical failure : moshman
• mouse shit EVERYWHERE! : XchumpoX
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  All the mouse shit everywhere is just too gross. : edgewise
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    everybody poops : cygnus
    • not right now they don't : jbury
  • if the mouse is so smart why doesnt he potty train it : smax
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  thanks for sharing that, i never knew mice were that smart. : Steamed Pork Bun
  • Yeah, me either. I used to have a couple as a kid but all they did was poop in their cage and run around.... : TheAntiTank

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  TF2 is a wonderful way to share that holiday spirit. Join us tomorrow for a Very Special Night of Holiday... : hirez
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    What's special about tomorrow? Is it because it's Wednesday night, or....? : Maddog_Delphi97
    • sweet zombie jesus maddog. whats your address, I'm going to get you a calendar and a clock with timezones... : hirez
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      Tuesday night Shack West TF2 , maddog. Wtf is wrong with you?! : yosemiteclimber
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        Oh, for some reason, I thought tomorrow is Wednesday. lol : Maddog_Delphi97
        • That's because theoretically time should go by when you're having fun, but it doesn't, it still goes at n... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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  I actually have a very long TF2 retrospective in the works right now. I should finish it... : omnova
  • Yes, yes you should. : yosemiteclimber
  • related to the shack or in general? : kainen1
• I've picked it up again and have been enjoying playing (even got a friend to join back in with me). Espe... : ImageOmega
• Great games tonight nevicata! : terath
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  its great fun, esp. earlier tonight with the pub stomping we did, that was seriously awesome. i gave it u... : Dschinghis Khan
  • We ended up totally holding them back after all after you left. Seemed like a momentary morale lapse when... : carrioN luggagE
• Yeah, for whatever reason, I couldn't get into TF2 the times I tried to play it earlier and since I'm on ... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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  I wish we could get some of the Valve guys to play with us on occasion again. There ought to be another ... : DrWaffles
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    Set us up a tourney DrWaffles! : yosemiteclimber
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      Well, I meant one of those "official" tournaments in which Valve participates and decimates us on occasio... : DrWaffles
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        I believe we stomped Valve on almost all occasions. : dkrulz
        • Yeah after the first initial games, we pretty much started winning 100%. (go RS!) : Trips
• I thought attendance has been pretty good considering L4D just came out. : dkrulz
• Glad you're enjoying it! And you give good uber. : carrioN luggagE
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  I appreciate it how it keeps booting me out. :( : Koral06
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    Because you masturbate. : Godhatesfatpeople
    • I thought masturbation was required to not get booted out? : sanchez
• Yeah, I'm starting to get back into it again now that Game Season is dying down, hot damn I love it. : lplasmatron
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  Fantastic game. : FlamingGimp
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    Go buy L4D. : sanchez
    • Buy it for me. :D : FlamingGimp
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  Its a frustrating experience with nice graphics/art design and characters. : Beady
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    What's so frustrating about it? : sanchez
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      When you play with shackers, you have to get used to the ass-rapery. When you play in pubs, you have to ... : smegmar
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        lol. sometimes this is kind of true. Shackers are fun but there are groups that like playing with each o... : kainen1
        • It's not so bad if you can get people to randomize in the shack-games. : nevicata
  • that's crazy talk : Mmmmmoo
• I appreciate TF2. If people play tonight, I'll play with them. : smegmar
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  I don't even remember the last time I loaded up steam... : ieGod
  • tonight. to purchase and play left 4 dead. : zerog83
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    what you been doing man? consoles? I use steam more than gmail at home... : kainen1
    • Mostly consoles but lately not even that so much. My computer just can't keep up so I feel less and less ... : ieGod
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  I'm buying this now just for you nevicata :D : halophoenix
  • :) : nevicata
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    you missed it on sale for 50% off this weekend :/ : maulla
    • That was a good price. And very convenient timing. : nevicata
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  tf2 is fun, but achievements killed it for me. i stopped playing right after i had to start farming medic... : xxiv
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    I have 2 or 3 unlocks total and I am still absurdly useful! : daedraug
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      farming for unlocks that otherwise hinder your flexibility is annoying. maybe just to me, but still annoy... : xxiv
      • nope, very annoying. I've played maybe an hour total in the last 4 months or so. : zerog83
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        But I'm saying they're not required at all? They're just flavor. I hated the idea too, but I simply decid... : daedraug
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          unlocks suck. i don't want to have to put in work to get the content i've already paid for. at least, not... : dirge23
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            that kind of attitude really stinks, especially when it comes to games. what you have paid for is the art... : Klebold
            • unlocks are artistic offering? what? : xxiv
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              i can understand the value of "unlocking" content in, say, an RPG, where it's important for your characte... : dirge23
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                terrible choice of words, agreed. What i meant was that: what you paid for is a game from valve. Cont... : Klebold
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                  Time is money. If I have to put in fifty hours to get to mess around with an extra gun, it's not really a... : dirge23
                  • if it takes you 50 hours... quit tf2. : brainchild420
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    I still don't have all the medic weapons and i'm very useful. : Pneum0
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      i worded it incorrectly i guess....i don't want to have to grind or join farm servers just to be able to ... : xxiv
      • I guess if you like it, it's not a grind. I've just been playing it for fun and I know i'll get to check... : Pneum0
      • They loosened the requirements a good deal. Its not that bad. : boomstickah
  • I'm in the same boat. Achievements, especially some of the more stupid ones I'd never want to do in a re... : Rag and Bone Man
  • I just started playing this weekend and have already unlocked a bunch of Medic achievements without reall... : nevicata
  • honestly, if you are really that worried about not having the extra weapons, spend an hour on an ach map : brainchild420
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  I agree, I'm back into the game myself. TF2 and L4D create the best 1-2 punch in PC first person shooter... : kainen1
  • They deserve it right now, not much competition atm. : Pneum0
• I binged this game the past weekend for the first time in a very long time, still fun, and annoying, as h... : mrseldowski
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  It's fun if you're winning. Some people are really fucking smug, and it's easy to abuse autobalance and/o... : bigexplosions
  • I think it's fun when it's really close too. Sometimes the map will last forever because there's a consta... : nevicata
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  I hope Valve does the TF2 Christmas mod like they did with TFC. Pipebombs were replaced with presents and... : Bumpmapped
  • if they were going to do this I'm afraid they would have already done it right? : kainen1

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  haven't you practiced expert for hours on end to have a chance like this? Own it up lol. : mrseldowski
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    I can't play on Expert at all really. : pancake humper
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      then i don't think you can be 'that guy'. wait, patiently, and see if anyone else brings game... : brainchild420
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        Well I mean I can play expert but I cannot 100% FC songs. : pancake humper
        • as long as you can do 95%+ on something, you can blame the rest on the "crappy broken guitar". : brainchild420
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  depends: are there hot chicks at your office? : PapaBoo
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    There is 1 in our department. She's an intern and isn't really involved in actual IT work. This is an... : pancake humper
    • oh. IT department? they're all nerds, play as much as you want : dirge23
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      in that case: rock out with your cock out : PapaBoo
      • ok I will, PapaBoo : pancake humper
• rock it out. Chicks dig fake rock stars. : Horn
• Play exactly one song. The hardest song you can on the highest difficulty you can manage. : dirge23
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  Rock the fuck out, then smash the guitar on the floor when you're done, and just walk out. : voodooraze
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    I will be playing drums. : pancake humper
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      Go fucking Keith Moon on those shits. : Phil
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        Who is Keith Moon? : pancake humper
        • wut? : jasonepowell
        • This better be a joke. : node
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          Fine, Howard Moon moon then. : zakazi
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            Sun Yun Moon : balaams_ass
            • M-O-O-N, that spells MOON : dirge23
        • Oh shit..... : voodooraze
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          Fucksake http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kIG06saPRHc&feature=related : node
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            oh THAT Keith Moon.... *looks around* : pancake humper
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              don't worry, i didn't know who he was either. but i have an excuse : Korban
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                I just don't care at all about 70's rock bands. : pancake humper
                • oh... well that's my reason too... i guess you do have an excuse. carry on. : Korban
                • That's sad. : Pettytheft
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          Jesus H. christ pancake : goatjc
          • I know who that is! : pancake humper
          • Seriously, watch this, it's fucking awesome. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000VLOKQI/bookstore... : goatjc
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      make sure you dress up and play just like this guy: http://www.robfx.com/media/lol/WiiDrums.gif : Korban
      • hahaha worst presentation ever. : pancake humper
      • Hahaha I knew what this was going to be before I even saw the link. : Evil Benius
• Rock out and take your place in the office hall of fame. : jingletard
• go first and set a really high score, then turn around and look at everyone with a straight face while yo... : grandmasterlee

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• cash : qwpeoriu
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  iTunes gift cards : Home Nugget
  • ^^ : deadfish
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  Those little twats love electronics. What about mp3 players or DS Lite's? : Godhatesfatpeople
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    How rich are you that you can afford to buy a DS Lite for a kid that isn't your own? : coolbreezr
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      You have to be rich to buy another kid a DS Lite? O_o : Godhatesfatpeople
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        Unless we're talking close family, I consider a ds lite a fairly expensive Xmas gift. I can easily afford... : LilCrypto
        • haha those are such lame gifts. But I know what you mean. Well if the kids are close to him and can af... : Godhatesfatpeople
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        @Godhatesfatpeople I can't even buy myself a DS Lite, so yes, I consider it too expensive. If it was f... : coolbreezr
        • Then I'd say go for some cool gift card options. Maybe something from iTunes or from a videogame retailer... : Godhatesfatpeople
• gift cards to B&N? : mjcrash
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  Princess Unicorn is big this year but they're hard to find. : LilCrypto
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    I'll buy a black one. : notd665
    • It'll be even better than you expected. : Head Rush
  • Her horn pierces the sky! : DOOManiac
  • I might have a few if you have the money. Http://www.princessunicorndoll.com : kikilupo
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  socks : Marauder IIC
  • you misspelled cocks : GenericRage
  • Whats up? Oh...yeah : socksta
• donate to a charity and guilt trip them if they complain. : stgulik
• When I was 9 I always asked for Lego and nintendo games (that probably doesn't help you though), and when... : gigaduck
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  Give the 14 year old boy the 17 year old girl : Cihte
  • lol, best xmas ever : Godhatesfatpeople
  • wish you were my parents >:( : cap n KRUNCH
• hydrospanners for all : Solipsism
• ds games for everyone! hell yeah, princess debut. : Agrona
• iphone : Chandler55
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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15859583#itemanchor_15859583 : mrvandelay
  • damn crazyfucker : Utopia
• Mario Cart + extra wheel : IcomeINpeace
• underwear from Abercrombie lol : zerog83
• Rabbits and fleshlights. : FS|Archangel
• burning eye could probably help you out there. : steelsamurai
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  14 year old boy? 17 year old girl. : Ziz
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    Oh screw yo. : ieGod
    • +u : ieGod
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    dude quit stealin' my jokes : Cihte
    • oops, sorry didn't see that. : Ziz
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  The 14 year old boy wants a 17 year old girl. I guarantee it. : ieGod
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    you owe me royalties : Cihte
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      geezus! he's so blaitently stole your joke! : Ziz
      • God we're so stupid. : ieGod
• the 17 year old girl wants birth control pills. mark it down. : creep
• ask yourself, what would dognose want for christmas that isnt chinese? and that's your answer : ninjase
• 14 year old boy: fleshlight 17 year old girl: rampant rabbit : Mr.Finkster
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  14 year old boy wants a 9 year old girl. : Solipsism
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    sup pedobear : med1c
    • /2 + 7 : reverend~heresy
• For the girls: My Little Pony, Cabbage Patch Dolls, Jem and the Holograms, New Kids on the Block CDs, upp... : TwiLyght
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  Get the 14-year-old boy the 17-year-old girl! : Lone Swordsman
  • get the 9 year old girl for the 17 year old girl.. wait what??! o_O : med1c
  • wtf is wrong wth you people?! I have this joke copyrighted!!!! Quit stealin' my material it's the only fu... : Cihte
• Buy them all a trip to Uncle Randy's van with no windows, and you'll never have to worry about presents a... : Head Rush
• Pics/DIVX? : Moonraker7
• 14 year old: 17 year old sup Cihte : okhelosir
• get Cihte the 14 year old boy (don't worry dude, it leads to 17 year old girls) : qaldar
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  jonas brothers poster : FrayLo
  • i love these : japoneez
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  Do little girls like Wall-E? I know boys around 14-17 SHOULD like Wall-E. : future_perfect
  • I just watched that movie for the 3rd time the other night. It's absolutely brilliant. Each time I watch ... : Cihte
  • most dont have the attention span for a movie like wall-e : mindshot