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  Why do you ask fine sir? : warcrow
  • Simply to spark conversation. :) : PoopStewart
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  chrono trigger ds!!! : fsck
  • yea i would have to say this, but this is an unfair question : Cyco52
• fifa 09, done : Foxhawk
• Rock Band 2 : flagg209
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  I don't want to live in that world. :( : SockMonkeh
  • But yeah im with you :( : mrseldowski
• Gears 2 : mrseldowski
• GH:WT : changejar419
• Fallout 3 : d fluke
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  Guitar Hero: World Tour... but I have no idea where I am going to store more controllers, so Far Cry 2 it... : MatthewPhillips
  • Ooo, FC2! If the freeformnessity of it is as free as promised I might change my answer to this : d fluke
  • I want to say the new 'Prince Of Persia'... : MatthewPhillips
• Probably Gears 2 for the multiplayer. : Evil Benius
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  Little Big Planet : ThomW
  • This game might make me buy a ps3. : hirosushima
  • im with this guy. : Vincenoir
  • Agreed. A User-content driven console game with this much potential has never been done before. It coul... : treefingers1
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  Empire: Total War : Dessicator82
  • seconded : Shai-Tan
  • If I hadn't been waiting for Fallout 3 basically since I played Fallout 2 years ago, I'd agree with this.... : thetangent
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  Colonization : deviantpaul
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    Colonization, yeah : Nitrium
    • Colonization, yeah, yeah : kaewan
• Fallout 3 will be the only one I buy before Christmas I think. : daedraug
• fallout 3 survival motherfucking edition (hey, if you can only get one, you might as well get an alarm cl... : cdbeckman
• Mirror's Edge with Left 4 Dead as a close second. : Yanks
• Brothers in Arms or Left 4 Dead. Probably Left 4 Dead. It depends how good the MP is in BIA : marmite
• Probably Left 4 Dead.. though I'd hate myself for not getting Fallout 3 : ( : mad-d00d
• Fallout 3 CE (pc) is probably the only one I WIILL be buying, not counting anything I give or receive for... : DinK
• Fallout 3 with Left 4 Dead vying neck and neck. Maybe I'll get one of them for Christmas. : Fyunch Click
• Left 4 Dead. Judging by the hours I got and am still getting out of TF2, a valve multiplayer game is the ... : Duffman8369
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  Gears 2 : tsuba
  • november dude... : Madwacker
• Farcry2 : stump
• Fallout 3 or WotLK : Scotty22
• Fable 2... Gears of War 2... I can't make the choice!!! Confound you, PoopStewart for making me choose.... : monchipeters
• Fallout 3 : dirge23
• M E G A M A N 9 : MoreVespeneGas
• Fallout 3 : tashtego
• fallout 3 easily : re4ctor
• Fable 2. The 1UP podcast this week gave it a pretty good impression, I'm excited. : ejectorpod
• Fable 2. : mittense
• Fallout 3 : baronzemo78
• Little Big Planet. There are probably "better" games coming too, but I know I'm going to have fun with t... : SiW.
• Fallout 3 : serenj
• WotLK. It's a shame but there it is. Behind that, Fallout 3 without a doubt. : Rotten Deadite
• left 4 dead is the only major multiplayer game, so yeah : aeg1x
• I'd say the one that I would buy and play is Chrono Trigger. Mirror's Edge still too hype-y, Colonization... : Deathlove
• dragon quest IX! : derean
• dongs : FrayLo
• Left 4 Dead. Looking for a fun party game (something to play with a group of friends - not too boring to ... : Ghillie
• Fable 2 : thekidd
• Fallout 3 : chungathebunga
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  Fuck, I don't know. So many good ones to choose from. Ahhhh! : ieGod
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    WipeOut HD ? Yeah I'm going with that. : ieGod
    • Same here. : pyrogen
• Left4Dead : guido anchovy
• Either Little Big Planet or Guitar Hero 4, it depends on how good the reviews for LBP turn out to be in t... : stratedge
• Jesus. Uh... Dead Space, maybe? It'd be Prince of Persia, but the more I see of that the less enthusia... : Arceihn
• Dead Space hasn't gotten any love in this thread. I'll go with that. : smegmar
• Left 4 Dead : Head Rush
• LEFT 4 FABLE SPACEOUT : jingletard
• Wrath of the Lich King but I'm having a hard time resisting WAR. : royalally
• Fallout 3. : Arcanum
• L4D : SLUDGE^
• Wipeout HD no question : veras
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  Fallout 3 Portal: Prelude Diablo III : Solstice
  • Gah. -50 for reading comprehension : Solstice
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  Left 4 Dead}4 : Dschinghis Khan
  • BAH! : Dschinghis Khan
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  Diablo 3 : snackula
  • ^^^^^ : flubba79
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  saints row 2 (/me runs) the first one was a lot of fun and this one looks to be even better. if you'v... : homeboyJim
  • I could probably get a lot of game time out of it as I'm still playing GTAIV but IV's car damage system i... : thejm4n
• Probably Wipeout HD. While Fallout 3 is a must play for me, I can play it later when it's been patched an... : gibolas1234
• L4D : Madwacker
• Fallout 3 : paroxym
• Wrath of the Lich King : Confrustrating
• This is a difficult question. My head's gonna splode. From what I've heard of Left 4 Dead though it's... : bstrad
• Far Cry 2 : thejm4n
• I can't decide between Fallout 3 and Left 4 Dead :( : zerog83
• It's either Left 4 Dead or Fallout 3, but I am not sure yet. : deject
• Far Cry 2 probably. : nomaad
• I want to say Fallout 3 but I will go with LittleBigPlanet due to the endless possibilities. : Cowburn199
• Fallout 3. Can I pick two? Then it's two copies of Fallout 3. : Finestaut
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  Mirror's Edge, easily. : lookitzpancakes
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    lookitzpancakes i so totally agree : xsii
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      It's gonna be SOO GOOD LKSDJFLKSJD : lookitzpancakes
      • IST GONNA PWN!!1 : xsii
• Left4Dead. If I could only get one I'd want one with multiplayer as they have the most replayability typi... : OverloadUT
• $500 Best Buy Gift Card : Sailor of Fortune
• Fallout 3. Left 4 Dead looks cool, but it's giving me the "I'll only play it for the first few weeks, an... : Rag and Bone Man
• So torn between WAR and jumping back into WoW when WotLK arrives. ARRGH! : lightly inclined
• Left 4 Dead. If I could only get a single player game, it'd be Left 4 Dead. If I could only get a conso... : spiderfill
• LeFt 4 dEaD : kainen1
• Left4Dead : leaked
• Duke4 : sukabljat
• Since I want something that would last me a long time... I'd say STALKER: Clear Sky. Wait, that's already... : cptn.peachfuzz
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  wordle for this thread (so far): http://www.shackpics.com/files/412660f1712adb36c04a_h3atx1am8jc31igesz6u... : PoopStewart
  • nice I am a big wordle fan so thanks : okhelosir
• left 4 dead all the way : mcborn
• Left 4 Dead : mrwolf710
• Fallout 3, though I also really want Fable. But Fallout 3 for sure. : thetangent
• Fable 2 : grosbouba
• FIFA 09 : Bamtan
• Fallout 3, no question. : Vincent Grayson
• Fallout 3 : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  If I could only buy one I would pirate the rest. ;) : kodt
  • le gasp!!! : aznboysix
• 3 months subscription to Warhammer. : Edges
• I already bought WAR so I guess fallout 3. I don't know if I'll have time though damnit. So much going on... : RogerDandy
• Fallout 3. I was already pretty excited for it, but the demo at PAX really sold me. : J. Kyle
• Fallout 3, if the reviews don't suck, or Little Big Planet- but the real truth is, I'm just gonna buy a b... : Borzoi
• That's easy - Left 4 Dead. It promises some fresh gameplay and is all-new IP. Win, win, win, win! : wytefang
• If Bethesda was releasing a SDK for Fallout 3, then that'd my answer. But for now I'm going to say Far Cr... : kevgspiesses
• Left 4 dead I don't often anticipate games, or even buy them the day they come out, but this is an insta... : Smoochy666
• Wrath of the Lich King. But that aside... Probably Prince of Persia or Tomb Raider. : SilverSnake
• Left 4 Dead Left 4 Dead Left 4 Dead Left 4 Dead Left 4 Dead Left 4 Dead Left 4 Dead Left 4 Dead Left 4 De... : TheIneffableBob
• L4D hell yeah : okhelosir
• WAR. Oh wait, I already have it. L4D for sure then, then Fallout 3. : TrazeZeroken
• Fallout 3 : nandu666
• Dawn of War 2. If not that then Fallout 3 does look pretty decent. : aznboysix
• Only one game has the actual, original Dogmeat. Fallout 3. : AxeMan808
• Mount & Blade. The mods the game will have in the coming weeks would easily provide mass entertainment. : Zolneirz
• Left 4 Dead : Link.
• battletooooooods!!!! : omwibya
• Torn between Farcry2 and Left4Dead...I guess Farcry2 because I have satellite internet and can't play it ... : Vorlonesque

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  Brian Hook worked on Quake 2 and at 3dfx. He works at 3dRealms now as a producer :) : dmiller
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    That's it. I couldn't recall the name at all. Still in the industry, that's cool. : bombay
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      funny that he's now working for the company that made Shadow Warrior : fishbone
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        I loved that game, I wish they'd revisit it. : bombay
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          Who wants some Wang? : TabsAZ
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            Sticky bomb go boom? : bombay
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              I LOVE THE SHURIKEN : guido anchovy
              • Confucius say, 'man who sit on toilet high on pot' : Bruzilla
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  He ended up working on Prey, the hypocrite. : Sze Ior
  • that's hilarious : happynoodle
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  what about Noid (i think that was his nickname)? where'd he end up? : Demius
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    Dominos : Degenerate
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      haha i still have one of those little noid figures :D :D good memory on the character hah : Demius
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        I remember playing the game back in the day, was a decent side scroller for its time. : breadsticks
        • Definitely, very good game. : zehh
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    you mean Zoid of Threewave fame, he worked at Retro Studios (Metroid) for a while, don't know where he's ... : derean
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      Pretty sure he's at Valve now. : rock elf
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        rock on, glad to see he's still doin good in the industry then. : Demius
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          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Kirsch : Schnapple
          • lol, "Zoid celebrating during Oktoberfest" : Yanks
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            Zoid rules. Threewave CTF was so fkn sweet. : Phil
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              I would love to see this remade. Wait, no, it's perfect. I wish people still played and that my quake ski... : gibolas1234
              • its called Threewave CTF for Quake 3 : derean
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              Morningstar for the win. No hookshot after it has been as rad. : kaddar0
              • it was an alternate model for the grapple in 3wCTF for Q3 : derean
  • hahahhh : manero
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  The days of .plan updates were great. There's so little developer/consumer interaction and communication... : fishbone
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    That level of interaction really has the tendency to backfire, though. : RomSteady
    • Very true, hence my OP. lol. : bombay
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  I think the biggest mini-controversy were the .plan fights between the Paul Steed and somebody else... fu... : zehh
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    Steed was pretty full of himself and said some outrageous stuff. He made me laugh. In his defense, tho... : Colleton
    • I met him at the GC party, fun guy : moshman
  • It was some of his stuff that made me want to become an animator - I even got his books he released So... : jbury
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    I remember steed leaving when I'd announced they were doing doom 3. I was so pissed when he left. : norulez
    • He didn't leave voluntarily. : Colleton
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    http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/jeffk/computarfunnys/comic-18.htm : ballystix
    • woops meant to link this one http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/jeffk/computarfunnys/comic-23.htm : ballystix
• Someone should add all this industry movement to giant bomb : astonish

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• It's trying so very very very very very very very very very very hard. : d fluke
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  that chick is the worst protagonist ever : das_runt
  • I liked her so much better in Heavenly Sword. : treefingers1
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  Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... : trOmblyj
  • I see what you did there. : MrGrindy
  • this is still funny. : Ziz
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    I wish I could [ lol ] this in chrome : smegmar
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      yeah, i'm still liking chrome. I'm spoiled now on the shrotcuts i type s hit enter and it takes me to the... : Ziz
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        yeah, except that feature sucks for intranets. normally i just have to type the hostname and the browser... : smegmar
        • For intranets, if we get it wrong, we should show you a "did you mean?" infobar. Using that, or typing t... : Zero|DPX
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        this feature has been in opera for ages! : mroizo40
        • I hope opera will be able to keep making features that everybody rips off in the future. I've just resig... : smegmar
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        In firefox you can bookmark Shacknews, and enter "s" as the keyword in the properties for that bookmark. ... : SilverSnake
        • But if you do that, it won't work for "sh". Or "sha". etc. You have to manually create one shortcut pe... : Zero|DPX
  • So is it any good? : mace
  • Awesome. : trevis
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    additional exposition: No Mulder >:( : Megara9
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      No Scully :( : trOmblyj
      • let's mourn by throwing freshly sharpened pencils at the ceiling :( : Megara9
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    Cool, I lol'ed this from two different IPs : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • that's awesome! : trOmblyj
  • Long answer (in Chinese): Do not want : Ride-My-Rocket
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  No, but I still like it so far. : stump
  • I enjoyed the second episode more than the first. : Evil Benius
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  This is a JJ Abrams show isn't it? If so, I'm going to punch you for suggesting this. : genjuro
  • ^^^that. i watched the pilot, and yes it reaked of xfiles rip off, but sir i watched a lot of xfiles, and... : XchumpoX
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  Yeah, it pretty much is. If the kid from Dawson's Creek says any more snide remarks about him dropping o... : tsuba
  • I like how he still uses a lot of SAT words in an out-of-place fashion, like he did on dawson's creek. : kaddar0
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  It absolutely needs to get rid of the floating location titles for location shots. Like using a page-cur : Masem
  • I like it! It's like the one thing about the show I do like. Well, that and the fact that both eps ha... : cerealSAM2
  • oh god those are fucking terrible : mikecyb
  • I love those :( : Super Sparker
• io9.com says it's a real life venture brothers cause of the whole clone thing. : voodooraze
• wasn't there a point on the x-files where mulder was replaced by agent doggett or something like that? fr... : thebigbeefsandwich
• I thought it was funny how they reminded everyone of the first episode plotline in the second episode by... : kaddar0
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  That reminds me. I just saw the new Xfiles movie. What a horrid piece of shit. : serenj
  • Heh, yeah. : MrGrindy
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  No, it's average at best and I hope they cancel it, take the budget for this abortion of a series and giv... : lightly inclined
  • Holy crap, Space Above & Beyond rocked to hard! Best space sci-fi by far. : MrGrindy
  • I like this answer. : Evil Benius
  • DING DING MOFO DING : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I only saw one episode but the characters are terrible. Oh my god. Also the cinematography is distracti... : mikecyb
  • also kind of hilarious: http://io9.com/5051141/we-finally-realize-where-weve-seen-fringe-before (spoilers... : mikecyb
• It's alright TV and I'm following it. : kramweil
• it is more like alias than xfiles : Luminair
• I really like Denethor. The rest of the cast, not so much. : Vantage
• It reminded me of the X-Files because it sucked. : Geoffrois
• Its crap. The characters are uninteresting. The dialogue is noticably cheezy. : Cygnus X-1

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  too bad you don't have an iphone lol : wtf242
  • That's why he has an iPod Touch! : geedeck
  • he's got an iPod Touch... : Korban
  • Haha dummy -- I just got an iPod touch to mess around with. Of course now I kind of wish I'd gone ahead ... : ThomW
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  you wrote the [lol] script. isn't that enough? you needy bastard : Korban
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    It's not about being needy - it's about being impressed with the work of others. Ps: this typing correc... : ThomW
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      just keep whacking away at it : Horn
      • I need to get a dev environment setup for it first. :P : ThomW
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    You know who came up with the idea for the LOL thing? me http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=13292519 : voodooraze
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      I made it happen!!!!! : boring gegtik
      • It was me! : ThomW
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        and to a lesser extent, thomw : boring gegtik
        • I'm going to shut of all down so you and voodoo can show us how it's done. : ThomW
• Get together with Dave-A and work on making the winmo version more awesome! : Prozium
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  sitting at my gate at the airport, and reading the shack. friggin' sweet. : Wiley Animagus
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    I keep on thinking "can I get out of my verizon contract, sell or return this touch... What would it cost... : ThomW
    • Dude I bit the bullet and will get hit with vrzns term fee for getting the 3g it's worth it : MoreVespeneGas
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  It's such an awesome app. I just wish it didn't crash every 6 minutes :( : pancake humper
  • My Touch hasn't crashed using it yet : ThomW
  • Haven't had it crash yet, but I have had an issue where the touch keyboard didn't go away after posting. ... : IndigoAK
  • it only crashes on me if I click on M-M-M-Monster threads. : Slowtreme
  • It never crashes for me... Just the occassional keyboard staying on top of the thread but even that has a... : El Tigre
  • 1.2 isn't as bad. : Yanks
  • it's not an awesome app if it crashes every 6 minutes : Luminair
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  yeah, but the design would have been terrible. :0 : edgewise
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    Never gets old ;) : ThomW
    • The tears are just as bitter? : rock elf
• It's up there with Remote and NowPlaying in my top 5 iPhone apps. SqueegyTBS can't get enough kudos as fa... : tashtego
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  I'm happy I'm able to contribute. I've got a decent amount of code in this bitch now. : Yanks
  • what he said : boarder2
  • I just added your name to the app description too. You deserve some credit. : SqueegyTBS
• I haven't done jack shit so I'm jealous of both you and Squeegy. :( : DOOManiac
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  Is there anything like that for Blackberries? : ra1n
  • well, you can't go wrong with stonedonkey's shack2go.. it works like a champ on my n95.. : dextius
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    Actually wrote it for my BlackBerry it's web based, and works fine on the default BlackBerry browser... ... : stonedonkey
    • been looking for this for a while, thanks again stonedonkey! : PlanetPerfecto
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      This is awesome. I just tried it on my Opera Mini browser and its awesome to the max. Thank you <3 : Galadriel07
      • oh no more galadriel posts, just what we need. :D I am kidding sweetie : boomstickah
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  Wheres the new version? : ashkie
  • Yeah I check for it everyday on the the App store. : Geoffrois
• There's room for more than one shack code monkey :) : SqueegyTBS

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  so do you like burn notice or not? : mattfl
  • Maybe. : stump
  • Fuck, I meant maybe Fringe. : kramweil
• im going to give True Blood some more time, I agree with Its Always Sunny... its quality, quality stuff. ... : mankeroo
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  True Blood is just starting to get good though. : FormerHPB
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    i think the next couple episodes will be even better. : dahanese
    • I agree. I didn't much like episode #1, but #2 was so much better. : jimmy_legs
• Yesterday's Burn Notice was fucking awesome. : Deathlove
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  wtf is Burn Notice? : Skoal^Fyfan
  • its on the USA network : mojorisen1117
  • FUCKING AWESOME is what it is : Toraz Chryx
  • Awesome as hell spy/macguyver show on USA. It's seriously good. : kikilupo
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    http://www.hulu.com/burn-notice : yosemiteclimber
    • As a canadian, this link provides zero help. : Skoal^Fyfan
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    yeah, Burn notice is really good. There was a marathon yesterday. Really good stuff. : Rigor Morts
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      God damnit. What time was it on? : kikilupo
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        came on at like 9 in the morning....i think the last episode was over at around 5pm or so? : Rigor Morts
        • Son of a bitch. They always do that shit >:( SOME OF US HAVE JOBS, USA. : kikilupo
  • It has Bruce Motherfucking Campbell in it, that's wtf it is : mmogger
  • 15 hours of awesome crammed into a 60 minute show. : thekidd
  • I wish it were more serious sometimes though. Perhaps less of a job-of-the-week show. : tetragrammaton
  • A moderately cheesy, spy drama with Bruce Campbell and that hot chick that was in that Michael J Fox hote : Lunatic Angelic
  • Bruce Campbell is in it and it's pretty good. : bcyde
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  I miss the show where the guy from Burn Notice was a cop that got shot in the head or something. : mizterd99
  • Touching Evil! It was awesome :( : Deathlove
  • Yeah, Touching Evil. It was turning out to be one of the best shows ever. : tetragrammaton
  • Universal HD has been re-airing it lately. : tetragrammaton
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  What about Psych? : sm00v3d
  • I like Psych, the cast seems like they have a lot of fun together. : bcyde
  • I like Psych a lot. The dialogue writing can be funny as hell. : mmogger
  • Psych is one of the most fun shows to watch. That's the only show I watch where I think I'd like to work ... : maddy
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  I want to see a Dexter/Burn Notice crossover episode, and in it, I want to see Fiona beat the living shit... : midgetherder
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    lol, that would be rather funny. Even though Dexter's sister is way hotter than Fiona. : ysbreker
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      What's funny is how wrong you are. : midgetherder
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        You'd prefer this: http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/gabrielle-anwar/pictures/gabrielle-anwar-pi... : ysbreker
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          Yes, totally and completely and I'm not entirely sure you are straight anymore if flat chested tomboys ar : midgetherder
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            They're both two peas on a plank, what are you talking about? : ysbreker
            • I'll concede the breasts. Your girl is still mannish. : midgetherder
        • Yes, it's not even close. : Horn
        • Yes, there's no contest there at all : losimagic
        • looks like you get dex's sister all to yourself! : xsoulbrothax
    • I'm sorry but I'll have to disagree with you there. : yosemiteclimber
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  Anyone want to write up a quick Burn Notice review? : okhelosir
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    Ex-Spies help the common man in their uncommon plights, fucking people's shit up and looking good doing i... : ejectorpod
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      Don't forget stuff blows up! : yosemiteclimber
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        I believe that fits in the category of "fucking people's shit up" : ejectorpod
        • No, "Shit blows up" desrves it's own category! : yosemiteclimber
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      It's the A-Team, but more recent and sometimes, rarely, people do get shot. It still suffers from the wh... : Grumbeld
      • dont forget it teaches you good spy tips : MoreVespeneGas
    • Every episode also features a small advancement in Westin's primary storyline. A storyline that will prob... : Perturbation
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  The premiere of It's Always Sunny was the weakest episode so far. :( : Super Sparker
  • WHAT? how could an episode about ink-soaked teabagging a homeless guy be bad? : Spezzer
  • I thought it was pretty great. Maybe a bit ridiculous, but isn't it always that way? :P : Perturbation
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    What? THE HUNGER! : kikilupo
    • That storyline was brutal. Frank constantly saying Human meat! does not make the funny. :( The hunt : Super Sparker
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  i like true blood after 1 and still after 2 episodes. i couldnt get past the first episode of burn notic... : dantastic
  • Broken you are, hmmmm. : losimagic
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    I've been enjoying True Blood too, but it definitely seems more aimed towards the ladies : Borzoi
    • :( : dantastic
    • well the books are definitely aimed towards chicks. i'm sure the violence will pick up. : dahanese

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  54 seconds! sweet! : mikecyb
  • me too! : dahanese
  • Me too! : trOmblyj
  • me three! : xsii
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  Damn I would only survive 1 minute 3 seconds :( : Evil Benius
  • you're tall, aren't you. : Zolneirz
• I don't like dumb things, actually. : filtersweep
• One minute, six seconds. Not too bad, I suppose! : Juno
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  1:35 : balaams_ass
  • you lied about not screaming like a little sissy when you lose your arm. : Juno
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  1 minute, 9 seconds! : tashtego
  • I as well : Cyco52
  • ditto : silentbobuk
• When I got to the question about fighting a rabid dog I wished I was UltraMega. : trOmblyj
• 1 min 30 sec :( : Megara9
• such hostility today : mmogger
• 25 seconds : MrGrindy
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  6 minutes (I actually am a velociraptor) : c0bra
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    clever girl... : gmd
    • lol nice :) : yosemiteclimber
    • I should have read this before assuming I was clever and posted it again. : paroxym
• I saw it on Blue's two days ago and was gonna post, but I was like no, this is dumb. : zanzares
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  1 minute 6 seconds. I think in reality it would be shorter. :( : OverloadUT
  • lol same here : AlexXdude
  • same with me. : Iwannaacura
• 1:13 ! : Ebu
• 1 minute 51 seconds : kikilupo
• 1:35 : gmd
• 1 minute, 13 seconds : liqker
• 1:47! natural grappling skills ftw i guess : xsoulbrothax
• 51 seconds. : marmite
• 1:25 but in real life I'd rape him in the bum with no lube. RAPTOR ASS RAPE! : voodooraze
• 1:28. : hirosushima
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  ^^^ congrats, you are all Creationists! : deviantpaul
  • Could be the Western Digital Type ! : bombay
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  1 Minute 19 seconds. : melkore
  • same : mnsnota
• 1:25 : r4wk
• 1:06 - not bad I guess : action wombmate
• Even stacking the answers seems to result in survival times that are still under 2 mins. : action wombmate
• 1:16 I hope my Velociraptor Ball Punch lands. : gargy
• Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 22 seconds! : creeping-judas
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  I think reality is more like 5 seconds for everyone on this thread. : Jeepy McJeeperton
  • maybe it means how long until you bleed out : Fox n Panther
• You could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds : trevis
• I'm not sure this is a valid quiz. They didn't even let me use my secret weapon of calling the Velocirapt... : malevolence
• 1:41; thanks for this dumb post dahanese - : flagg209
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  Would my time increase if I had a cellphone and the Muldoon Hotline on speed dial? : WhiteHatVeteran
  • clever girl : paroxym
  • Both the actor and the character are dead. You sir, are SOL. : Super Sparker
• 41 seconds :( : dromo5
• 1:19. I think my score was hurt by my screaming and crying at getting my arm bit off. : Arcanum
• 1 minute 9 seconds : Dschinghis Khan
• 1 minute 6 seconds. :( : Sylvanus
• 1:38...beat him with my arm. : hadronflux
• 1:28. I doubt that though. : virus
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  9 seconds : grandmasterlee
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    what exactly are you grand master of? : Cyco52
    • dinosaur-feeding : dirge23
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      Honest answers. : yosemiteclimber
      • heh, nah I put in every worst answer I could think of. : grandmasterlee
• 1:16. Hmm. : IndigoAK
• 1:19 arm beater : okhelosir
• We like you! : cerealSAM2
• Someone has a case of the Mondays! : two50six
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  It says that I would win. : CrustaR
  • Win how? Gassing it? God knows sharing a bathroom with you is rough sometimes :-o j/k : riedlos
• i was pondering this same exact scenario today. weird : mindshot
• Being completely honest: 1:44. I would definitely scream like a giant sissy if a raptor bit my arm off :... : Vantage
• 1:13 : kallanta
• 1 minute 35 seconds : ColoradoCNC
• 54 seconds. : baron calamity
• Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds! : FPSDavid
• dahanese '08! : goldaryn
• 51 seconds. :[ : Ellissd
• Fuck. Fuckers. Dumb fuck. Fuck. Dumb. : brickmatt
• 54 seconds. : acidnynex
• hahaha. punch him in his raptor balls! : thecray
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  1:22 - punch him in his raptor balls dammit : halophoenix
  • same, 'sup raptor balls punching buddy : Mondo
• Why did nobody else get 1 minute even? Yay for mediocre! : plunkymeadows
• Yeah it was really dumb, but I was hoping it was at least a really dumb flash game :( : Flying h4x0r
• 1:35 woo! : the_burd
• 1:47 : Sgt_Boomstick
• 25 seconds! : DOOManiac
• Woot! 1:41! : Arctic Fox
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  so do you like dumb things too ? like mikecyb ololol : boomstickah
  • Because we like you. : BlackCat9
• 1 minute, 3 seconds : locater16
• just remember you're one of us . . .you dumb fucker. 1minute and 49 seconds : fuzzydamnit
• 1:54 and I didn't lie once : spiderfill