Vampire Rain Trailer Provides Live-Action Hilarity

by Chris Faylor, Jun 18, 2008 3:50pm PDT

Related Topics – Vampire Rain, Trailer, PlayStation 3

Publisher Ignition has provided us with an awesome live-action advertisement for the PS3 edition of Vampire Rain--a game that, one way or another, will definitely suck.

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We still don't know why Artoon opted to port its universally maligned Xbox 360 action title, but it is expected to arrive on PS3 later this summer.

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Somehow, I managed to give this game a whole hour, hoping it would get better. Really awful stuff.

Jun 18, 2008 4:05pm PDT

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Somehow, I managed to give this game a whole hour, hoping it would get better. Really awful stuff. : House
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  I completed it. I love Vampire Rain to death. And no I'm not joking. : Endymion_
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    lol i beat it to . : sirtesticles
    - Hail brother! John Lloyd is the bad-ass to end all bad-asses' careers, is he not? : Endymion_

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Journalistic objectivism FTW, Faylor!!

Jun 19, 2008 3:32am PDT

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Journalistic objectivism FTW, Faylor!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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- How often do I get to make a good vampire pun? That's what I thought! : Chris Faylor

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Faylor, it is quite obvious that Bill Gates' master plan includes encouraging ports of the greatest 360 failures over to the PS3. After all, the % of purchases of Vampire Rain against all PS3 titles bought is likely to be higher than the % against all 360 titles, just because of the relative dearth of games.

Put a sour taste in the mouth of PS3 users whenever you can. Horrific graphics, bad gameplay, poor story, it must all be dumped on the shores of Sony.

He's a crafty one, that Bill.

Jun 19, 2008 6:17am PDT

Faylor, it is quite obvious that Bill Gates' master plan includes encouraging ports of the greatest 360 f... : TheMongbat

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the video isn't working for me... all others are.

Jun 19, 2008 2:27am PDT

the video isn't working for me... all others are. : Sebasti0n

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Pornstar "scientists" with English accents? SOLD.

Jun 18, 2008 10:10pm PDT

Pornstar "scientists" with English accents? SOLD. : aznboysix

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Where in the world is little Nicky Breckon?

Jun 18, 2008 9:46pm PDT

Where in the world is little Nicky Breckon? : antmame

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Why are they doing it? Porting is comparatively cheap and they obviously need to make their money back.

Jun 18, 2008 7:50pm PDT

Why are they doing it? Porting is comparatively cheap and they obviously need to make their money back. : Fred Garvin

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urgh, 90's flashback.

Jun 18, 2008 6:15pm PDT

urgh, 90's flashback. : jjjapan

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That was nothing short of spectacular. We need more live action trailers.

Jun 18, 2008 3:53pm PDT

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That was nothing short of spectacular. We need more live action trailers. : mittense
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  FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!! Seriously, I got a good chuckle out of that trailer : ctlaltl33t
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    Yeah, almost looks like it would be worth playing for the comedy factor. : etherealrhythm
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      It's not. I had to preview it for the site I previously worked for. Very, very painful experience. : azshack
      
      Ha. It must be pretty shocking to not even be worth a giggle. : etherealrhythm

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