First Post!
Movie: I see dumb people.
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Unless the random thing is COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SEX.
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But what if it's the COPIOUS AMOUNT OF SEX that keeps getting interrupted by random things? That's no good! And knowing my man Maarten, that's probably what's up. He's busy being the Dutch Master, trying to get his strokey-doke on with some hottie who followed him home while he was out being awesome and bitch-slappin' the haters, but his thin-ass apartment walls keep betraying him and all the cockblockers living up in his apartment complex keep stopping by his pad trying to put that slack in his mack.
Don't let them stop you, Maarten. You just pour yourself another glass of wine, take another bite of the appelflappen, turn up the music and keep ramrodding that fine Dutch hottie you've got cold-chillin in your sweat shop until you give yourself a repetitive stress injury. PLAY ON PLAYA!!
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