Late Night Consoling
by jason bergman, Apr 01, 2003 8:00pm PSTSo hopefully you don't all hate me too much for this afternoon's April Fool's gag. We just had a little bit of fun with you there. Last year's gag was so over the top that this time around I wanted to make it a little bit more believable...and it looks like some of you fell for it. For what it's worth, I really do think a licensed GTA: Sin City would be awesome. Provided, of course, that it was in glorious black and white, and cel-shaded, or at least extremely stylized. But it ain't gonna happen. Or...probably not, anyway.
| More Console Gags Today everybody's a comedian, and console pages were no exception. Here's a rundown of today's console-related geekery: IGN has a story about the George Forman GBA SP and a story announcing that Nintendo has traded Miyamoto for Sega's Yuji Naka. GameSpot has a handful of funny gags up, like this announcement of the Zork trilogy for Xbox (complete with screenshots and gameplay movies), Pete Rose's move into video games, John Madden signing with Sega as their new spokesman, EA's "bunch of new war games", and an announcement about GTA: Tokyo 2010. And finally, Bungie follows up on last year's winning gag with updates to the Pimps at Sea page, showcasing the the PimpWheel and PimpCom add-ons. | |
| Kingdom Hearts Sequel(s) confirmed? At the newly formalized SquareEnix's first press conference, president Youchi Wada announced that while it hasn't been signed definitively yet with Disney, they plan on making a sequel to Kingdom Hearts. But that's not all...he apparently went on to say that they intend to make Kingdom Hearts a pillar of the company, alongside Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest. For their sake, I hope the novelty can sustain multiple sequels. | |
| StarCraft: Ghost Impressions Hands-on impressions of Star Craft: Ghost are up at IGN tonight. This is technically a look at the Xbox version of the game, however the three versions are identical. | |
| G1 Jockey 3 Preview I thought this was going to be an April Fool's joke, but it most certainly isn't...GameSpot has posted their hands-on impressions of G1 Jockey 3, Koei's horse racing sim title that is making the long trek to North America (an extremely rare feat for a game in this genre). | |
| BG: Dark Alliance II Trailer The first gameplay trailer from Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance II can be found at IGN tonight. | |
| P.N.03 Q&A Computer and Video Games has conducted a Q&A with Hiroyuki Kobayashi, the producer of P.N.03 at Capcom. He discusses the general concept of the game, along with his impressions of working with the GameCube hardware. | |
| F-Zero Japanese Release Date Set We'll be getting F-Zero here in August, but it was announced today that F-Zero will be arriving on Japanese store shelves on July 25th. If you're planning on importing, pre-order that baby now. |
Mad Riders trailer goes heavy on the meta
Anarchy Reigns finished, delayed by Sega anyway
Jet Set Radio making its way to Vita
Diablo 3 patch coming next week
Elder Scrolls Online plans to sort out bugs with long beta

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Nintendo isn't going down that road yet, said Perrin Kaplan, vice president of marketing at Nintendo of America. Although Nintendo has built online-play capabilities into its consoles, it still considers online gaming risky, Kaplan said.
"We just think that right now it's still an experiment," she said.
Look for the console wars to heat up again in 2005. That's when Nintendo is looking to release its new system, Kaplan said.
http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=btdownload31&date=20030331&query=xbox
Haha an experiment...
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A friend of my roommates brought is leaving his gamecube + zelda here for a few weeks and I've been playing it for a few hours.
I'm stuck at the very beginning in the fortress with the pirates . Just all these annoying jumping puzzles. Although I don't recall hearing anyone else complaining about them, perhaps that's because I rarely play console games and the controls are still akward to me. Regardless, even with a mouse + keyboard combo I would find them annoying.
I'll try it again sometime tomorrow, hopefully it gets better.
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Yeah, making good use of those PS2 PIXEL SHADERS GUYS.
I hope the next generation of consoles will be more equal, and more similar, so that cross platform titles won't be quite as suck.
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Hunter: The Reckoning Redeemer screens
http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaPage.jsp?channel_id=73&object_id=499327&adtag=network%3Dign%26site%3Dxbox%26genre%3Daction%26object1%3D499327%26object2%3D27767viewer%26pagetype%3Darticle&page_title=Redeeming+Screens
Broken Sword 3 screens
http://forums.teamxbox.com/showthread.php?s=07676e9f6148a54a779087090bccce82&threadid=187608
Shadow of the Sun screens
http://www.teamxbox.com/news.php?id=4232
Panzer Dragoon limited edition figurine...
http://forums.xengamers.com/showthread.php?s=a34d1ea0ab5474347d6e7bf01978a3a6&threadid=76874
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YOU'RE WELCOME :D
http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6162322
that is all ;)
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I might just try to make it if I have to.
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I liked the boxes considering the possibility of using multiple consoles.. but that's more a dream then anything else, heh.
thanks for the info!
my wallet hates the shack more and more each day (i still haven't caved into Raven Shield at least)
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I have Kingdom Hearts ... I liked it ... but I am not sure how they will make it a "pillar"
I would much rather have "Chrono" be the 3rd pillar.
This made me happy ... and the schreen shots they have look cool: http://www.rpgamer.com/news/Q2-2003/040103a.html
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Now the 'GTA: Sin City' post was a good one since it fit into the realm of something that could conceivably happen. The 'George Foreman GBA SP' on the other hand is an idea that only could've come from someone with cancer in the brain - and ass.
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Star Ocean Online Announced.
http://www.rpgfan.com/news/2003/1309.html
Suikogaiden Vol.3 Announced
http://www.suikosource.com/gaiden3.php
Chrono Break announced.
http://www.rpgamer.com/games/chrono/break/break.html
http://www.rpgamer.com/games/chrono/break/breakss.html
http://www.rpgamer.com/games/chrono/break/breakpropaganda.html
And 1 bit of "real" (non-April Fool's) news. MoH Rising Sun screenshots.
http://www.the-magicbox.com/game040103a.htm
its an audio interview.. linkage: http://www.planetgamecube.com/specials.cfm?action=profile&id=452