- United Airlines was barely scraping by before, now they are in a world of hurt.
- I like thong panties.
- New colors! Fresh and in your face!
- This had to suck. But we know she swallows! (Ok I'm sorry)
- This is kinda sad, Michael Jackson was the man back in the day. Thanks Mike
- I dont believe it, there is no such thing as biased media! Blasphemy!
- MS offering security advice.. Ok maybe its only funny to me.

Lastly, most amusing bomb signing yet.