Evening Reading

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• Christopher Franke material, buy things by Christopher Franke! (get the B5 Episodic cd with Endgame o... : Toraz Chryx
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  With 300 dollars? roflmao, that isn't even close to enough :( : Poor Yurik
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    Great plan though, I always want to do that. : Poor Yurik
    • 1388 - Yea I can't blow too much at one time. : Captain Fucknutz
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  The Book of the SubGenius : klerck
  • seconded! i heard it's excellent :D : Paranoid Android
• Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlen. it's a little outdated here and there (written in the 50'... : beastrabban
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  Also - The Ender's Game series by Orson Scott Card. (bout 5 books now I think) : beastrabban
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    NOT TO BE MISSED the original fucking pwns my ass every time I read it : jo-papa
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      a highly reliable source told me that a movie is in the works... yummy.... : b0rk you
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        shackbitch doesn't count : jo-papa
        • fine dont believe me, but its the truth. : b0rk you
      • yeah there has been stuff on coming attractions i believe. somewhere they even posted the first part of ... : El Guapo
      • I read a little bit of the script, wasn't very impressed... : headache
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  Some recommendations... very broad... beware Entombed-Clandestine (Prolly the best death metal album ... : Zoesch
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    was that MDB CD(34.788%) good? i have like two mp3s of it but never picked it up sadly... The trinity EP... : Paranoid Android
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      It's my fave MDB so far (Tied with Angel and The Dark River)... The Whore, the Cook and the Mother U... : Zoesch
      • ?!? No Base Level Erotica?!? : Toraz Chryx
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    Books William Gibson-Neuromancer Bruce Sterling-Holy Fire Douglas Adams-Hitchhiker's guide to the g... : Zoesch
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      #1419 - Aldous Huxley-Brave New World Finished that today. I really only read whenever I'm sitting by ... : Captain Fucknutz
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        Get the CD's I recommended, you won't be dissapointed, trust me! : Zoesch
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          1438 - Okie-dokey. : Captain Fucknutz
          • <Mr. Burns>Excellent</Mr. Burns> : Zoesch
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  Only get 1 Nirvana CD "Muddy Banks of the Wishka", Zepplin is good, maybe some Pink Floyd, or Godsmack.... : Crimsonbeak
  • #1408 - I want more books in like with 1984 and Brave New World. But closer to 1984. I bought the first G... : Captain Fucknutz
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    im just about to finish the red dragon i like it : quake 3 announcer
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      how far, and it has a kick ass ending. : Crimsonbeak
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        the reporter was just cooked... i guess thats like halfway through it : quake 3 announcer
        • Ok, so you havn't really gotten in to the nitty gritty of the killers problems, I also belive you have s... : Crimsonbeak
• Amber Chronicles. Armor by John Steakley. Use of Weapons by Iain M Banks (best book ever!) : xvdl
• fuck if I had 300 bucks to blow I'd get a Kenwood amp to power my new sub : jo-papa

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• Come join us in FP! #2638, : jboogedy

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• definitly lie and say she gave it to you : nurall
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  Honesty Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy : the violator
  • yea bbut shes goiong to think Stalker (those weirdos that follow you and then kill you) : nurall
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  It's always good to start any relationship with a lie. Tell her you got her unlisted number off an AIDS-... : jboogedy
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    j00 watch Seinfeld or how ever it's spelled : dysfunctional
    • Yeah, last night or two nights ago, I forget which :) #2524, : jboogedy
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  say you work for the phone company : plutonium245
  • but that would be a lie as well...unless he does work for the phone company : nurall
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  dont do it she will definetely think you are a stalker..i did this once and it was bad...freaked her out... : lacker
  • Listen to this guy here. : freak!
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  sounds similar to the sienfeld episode where jerry got that chicks number from an AIDS walk list ... don... : OverBurN
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    http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1842709 #2602, : jboogedy
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      heh i dont read all the comments sometimes :D : OverBurN
      • S'OK... I went at it a roundabout way :) #2609, : jboogedy
• Not only will she think you're a stalker, she will be right! hahaha Seriously, going out of your w... : jidar

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• just go up to her and say hi... dont bother with the dropping of the folders that so fake and she'll see... : OverBurN
• Plow her in the dirtb0x! Or go say hello. #2543, : jboogedy
• 1 followed by 3 : nurall
• just walk up to her, slap her on the ass, turn her around, through her onto her desk, and proceed in the... : plutonium245
• Go up to her and say "Hi, I'm the violator. Wanna find out why?" #2543, : jboogedy
• Jesus, she's 6 foot 10? #2543, : jboogedy
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  Go and strike up a conversation. Worst case scenario you donÂ’t hook up, which is what would happen i... : zerologik
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    that post and 2553 make an amusing combination : plutonium245
    • heheh... it's punny! : paper chase guy
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      My misused grammar can be used for amusement purposes =D : zerologik
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        I'm just an idiot, but apparently it's funny! #2590, : jboogedy
        • I am just a worthless liar I am just an imbecile Trust in me and you will fall as well : the violator
      • hahahaha : jidar
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  {PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!!! : TERATOGEN
  • that was lefthanded : Turd Ferguson
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    D.C. is not settling well with you... : Zoesch
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      It doesn't settle well with ANY sane man : the violator
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        the violator is sane>? : lacker
        • don't tell anyone : the violator
      • I liked DC :] : Zoesch
    • too much * V I O L A T I O N * : jasonepowell

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• hehe very true... he should just write.. START POSTING YOU CHATTY BITCHES! : OverBurN
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  Not true! I always complain when they skimp out on the post. I AM VERY CRITICAL OF OTHERS, THATS BECAUS... : jidar
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    I thought it was because you had a small penis? : the violator
    • Well yeah, that's another reason. You know it's not THAT small really.. just not big.. er.. yeah.. :P : jidar
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  Yeah, when I saw his comment I just wanted to scream "STFU & just post FP you damned dirty apedutch boy! : Quagmire
  • That was a joke, btw. Don't nuke me Clay! >:( : Quagmire

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  I read that last word as 'violator' and almost puked >:( : plutonium245
  • har har har har : jjlaw

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  Slashing some eyeballs... I want you to know : Zoesch
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    un chien andalou? : lacker
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      Girlie so groovy... I want you to know : Zoesch
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        Don't know about you, but I am un chien andalucia : Zoesch
        • I wanna grow up to be, to be a debaser... * P I X I E S ' D * : Zoesch

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• I do that every time a new page goes up That god I'm not on there yet.... : the violator

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  I dunno what to write about : Maarten Goldstein
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    write about how the shack stats are making a comeback soon! ... : OverBurN
    • lies :( : Clay
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    come on, you've written worse FP's then THAT POST : plutonium245
    • Call up Sander, he'll help.. Or at least fill it up with flashy HTML/CSS #2581, : jboogedy
  • write about Microsoft! http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/134332634_microlob23.html : accused

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  HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!~ : plutonium245
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    Laugh it up you little fuck >:( : the violator
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      how did this knowledge of her marriedness get to you? : plutonium245
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        I started to walk over and viewed a wedding band on her hand as I strolled closer, then I had to abort ... : the violator
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          question...you said she was maybe a 6 out of 10...did you think she was just a bit hotter once she becam... : lacker
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            No, then she plummeted to a 4/10 Plus when she just got up and walked by, she had an ass that would m... : the violator
            • sweet! : jasonepowell
            • man... if she's thats low on MADGRAD's scale : plutonium245
        • hmm.... better luck next time :D : plutonium245
• hahahhahahaha you == owned :D : OverBurN
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  what happened to the psycho wishy-washy girl? : Clay
  • After I wrote her the letter, I never heard from her again HOORJ : the violator
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  Heh, yeah, you're good to go then my friend. The first thing that you need to do is make sure her husban... : Leon Phelps
  • I love this character! : plutonium245
• you can still talk to her...maybe she has friends : nurall

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  This isn't a hardware site, and that 1ghz Duron news is so yesterday. : jidar
  • yeah,but the shack always posts yesterdays news, never oticed : rookieone

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  *OLD NEWS'D* : Dr. Nick
  • 2-pac died?! No way, he just released a new record. =] #2378, : TreMetal
• wtf? fuck you ease... : lacker

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• of course, every stupid fucker in the world is gonna buy it. : jasonepowell
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  they'd just expect you to happily buy both, those fucking ingrates : plutonium245
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    ive done that thinking that i would just sell the regular version... but try selling the regular version... : OverBurN
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      I honestly feel sorry for you :( that ULTIMATELY sucks. Life is an ASSHOLE sometimes, but it's like t... : abrasion
      • i guess... i was an early adopter of the DVD ... i had a first generation DVD player... i went out EVERY... : OverBurN
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  divx : jidar
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    what about it? : OverBurN
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      MURDER DEATH MAYHEM DESTRUCTION DIVX VCD AND USENET : jidar
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        yeah but that doesnt get you the SE content... sure you might get the longer version of the movie but yo... : OverBurN
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          POIJASGLKJQWL;TKJH2Q;3L5KH235;LK BRAIN DAMAGE!!@#! : jidar
          • ... right... i think you forgot to take your medicine today... : OverBurN

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• mario looks cool, but zelda looks like a really lame disney movie : Turd Ferguson

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• She probably said... "Oh, this poor kid is having seizures from listening to that devils music... I must... : Zoesch
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  is that yourself you're describing at the end there? or were you in the lexus? : plutonium245
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    I'm the kid in the suit with the Blink 182 hair cut : the violator
    • He's now called Mark by his inner circle! : Zoesch
• I'm a loooooooser baby, so why don't you kill me... : rookieone

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  meh. You have a wierd sense of humor... : smax
  • You should read the previous two... then you'll understand : Zoesch
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  WS??? : urbansling
  • yup, it's a webcomic : Zoesch

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• police squad : nurall

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  Yes the new creative drivers for XP didn't do a damn thing :) : MarksmanX
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    what are you talking about? : king_darius
    • Those drivers you downloaded. That size is from the new creative drivers for XP. You dumbass! : MarksmanX
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  is it just me or does winupdate only work with visual basic, and thus only with IE? of course this has n... : BadRespawn
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    It's just you. : Quagmire
    • almost: "You need to be running a version of Internet Explorer 4 or higher in order to use Windows Upd... : BadRespawn
• OMG...stoopid pop-ups <:) : drucifer

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• *COMEDY GOLD* : fen boi
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  http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-117.htm Number 5, there is no god : Zoesch
  • or he's got a warped sense of humour : fen boi

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• afternoon : fen boi
• yeah, 3.00 pm : rookieone

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  SOFTWARE RAID? WTF? : [wrynn]
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    Yes, that can be done... Linux and BSD support that... it's not very efficient nor as reliable as hardwa... : Zoesch
    • what about in NT4? : abrasion
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  Use Disk Administrator, that will allow you to define a Software RAID setup... I don't think it will allo... : jboogedy
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    fucking EASY niggah! (ok gimmie an hour ;) let me test this) doing some work for a company soon mi... : abrasion
    • Well, at the very least, for any other reason, have SP4 at a minimum. I think it can be done in any SP l... : jboogedy

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  You are entering a time distortion field... time will be slower and goats will be magically transformed ... : Zoesch
  • Sorry about pounding you in the corner >:) : the violator
• Yeah, my clock does the same thing, I just let it slip. I figured it's because I get insufficient power ... : jboogedy
• time.windows.com (SNTP): leech off of M$'s bandwidth. Or just change your cmos battery. : Barbarian

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• Yeah, suckahs : rookieone
• WHO IS THE SHORT MAN WITH NO MONEY? : abrasion

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• i'd fuck her.... : abrasion

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• http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-143.htm TOP ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... : abrasion
• http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-129.htm 5'th one down! : abrasion
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  http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-134.htm the 3'rd one down, help it HURTS to laugh so m... : abrasion
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    http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-150.htm Top one Short and to the point : the violator
    • http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-03.htm Third one down... open to the imagination ;] : Zoesch
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      http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-07.htm second one down : abrasion
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        http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-88.htm Third one down... one more reason for euthan... : Zoesch
        • so true (poor bastard) : abrasion

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• 2404 - The first thing I thought when I saw that was "VANTAGE" : Captain Fucknutz
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  You've found the elusive Vantage pic! : Zoesch
  • don't diss the thighs, baby : paper chase guy
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    Actually I have Vantages pic but the bastard made me swear to never show it to anyone >:( : the violator
    • The beard fits :] : Zoesch
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      I would think he'd be wearing a small Viking cap at all times to show off his heritage. : zerologik
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        Sure he does... it's legal in Canada ;] : Zoesch
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          Bitch won't wear a black tshirt...but that Viking beanie....no problem! : the violator
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            Hehehehe... He must be at work right now... : Zoesch
            • He works? I'll be damned. : paper chase guy

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• slept til 12.30 today. But i needed it coz i have been tired for the last week : rookieone

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• Yes I am mastar! ;[ : Zoesch

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  No one? Fuckers. : the violator
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    I'll fight you gurlie... which server? : Zoesch
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      THe MST3k server : the violator
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        GOing there... nick ZOesch... yours? : Zoesch
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          MADGRAD : the violator
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            Sorry, my nick is Stefan... beat you there :] : Zoesch
            • YUO TEH MASTAH! Violator! : Zoesch

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  What the goatfuck is up? : klerck
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    i had a wierd dream : [wrynn]
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      tell us all about it : klerck
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        well i had many dreams. part of one involved me being on a 4 wheeler and going over a jump and flying re... : [wrynn]
        • So high that you could kiss the sky? : TreMetal

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  heh, nice... but will it be fun to play? : Torias
  • well i liked DOA2 so my guess is, yes well actually DOA2 was really BAD single player, but with fr... : ease_one
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  top tits : fen boi
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    Funny thing is, her tits move more than her hair do... : Tissen
    • Lara croft syndrome, 90% of development spent honing the boobies : fen boi