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- Posted May 09, 2024 12:33pm PDT Psalms 37:11 “But the sex-pests and sexual assaulters shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of pussy to grab it...
- Posted May 09, 2024 10:21am PDT I thought that the girl who solved the Cube algorithm looked familiar when I finally saw it, it turns out she was Ezri Dax on DS9!
- Posted May 08, 2024 1:05pm PDT Yeah, it's the one thing that I have conflicted feelings about. As a young teen in the early 90's I spent months waiting for some of these...
- Posted May 08, 2024 11:54am PDT "We all know, intuitively, that a teapot is orbiting the Sun between Mars and the Earth. But it's not been something that's easily provable. We...
- Posted May 08, 2024 11:50am PDT She really does come across as the type who would beat a dead horse
- Posted May 08, 2024 6:40am PDT Holy crap, Magneto did the thing.
- Posted May 08, 2024 6:37am PDT "Brainworms, you say? Such a relatable candidate!" - Red state voter, wearing a diaper, ironically, to own the libs
- Posted May 06, 2024 2:29pm PDT “In the world I see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes...
- Posted May 06, 2024 11:19am PDT It looks like a meth pipe
- Posted May 04, 2024 2:08pm PDT "Jesse...you wanna cook synthesize the adamantium bonding process to human bone?"
- Posted May 03, 2024 11:03am PDT /r/look-who-deleted-now
- Posted May 03, 2024 7:03am PDT No, Kristi, that wasn't Kim Jong Un. That was a dog that you stared in the eye to watch the life disappear from while you killed it. Easy to...
- Posted May 01, 2024 11:24am PDT She represents Mos Eisley, her chances are 100%
- Posted May 01, 2024 9:29am PDT Bee Movie but every time a honeyblood-soaked bee flies out of the wall, terror increases at an exponential rate
- Posted May 01, 2024 9:20am PDT Mashed Potato Brains and Mashed Potato Spine as his running mate. It's mashed potatoes all the way down!