Merchants of Brooklyn Devs: 'You Must Have Drugs!'

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Paleo Entertainment--developers of the less-than-bug-free shooter Merchants of Brooklyn--today announced Drug Wars, a new multiplayer game based around the acquisition of drugs.

Reads Paleo's teasing description of the game: "Find the drugs, stash the drugs, defend the drugs, kill everyone and take their drugs! YOU MUST HAVE DRUGS!" According to Paleo, Drug Wars will be provided as a free patch to those that already own Merchants of Brooklyn. As they say: "ITS LIKE TWO GAMES IN ONE AND YOU CAN NOT HANDLE IT!!"

More details on the title are expected at E3. Thanks to Getyolipson for the tip.

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    May 7, 2009 12:20 PM

    This just sounds like a developer desperate for some controversy to bring attention to (IMHO) what seems to be a rather bland game. Though, the parental watchdog groups should love that quote and subject matter for future game attacks.

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      May 7, 2009 12:22 PM

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      May 7, 2009 1:10 PM

      i agree!! it was pretty bland..i was like yeaaa the cryengine used for something else!! then it just kept crashing..ran worse than crysis,an wouldn't let me get passed the DJ boss fight...so i just uninstalled it...10 bucks down the drain on steam....maybe if they fix at least a few bugs i'll give it a try again

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      May 7, 2009 4:22 PM

      OR MAYBE DRUGS ARE AWESOME.

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