MDK2 Frigging Rules

Yes, this is a six-month-old-dead-topic, but I got MDK2 for Christmas, and it indeed rules! What a great game... love the gameplay and graphics and cinematics, and the music kicks. And it's nice to see a humorous game with over-the-top characters amidst all the serious gothic-y and/or realistic-military stuff that's out there.

Would you guys do me a huge favor and take a look at this humor site I'm working on?

I did it in my spare time, and no nothing about HTML, but it's just an experiment of sorts. I value your guys' opinion, so don't be afraid to say it's gay/stupid/sucks/etc. Of course, if you think any of it is funny I'd like to know that too =)

Go here: http://users1.50megs.com/jackhole/

250th post bwahahaha

must I yes

Okay, I've beaten the final boss with Kurt and Max, but how do I do beat him with the doctor? On another note, I love the intro movie, the part about sector 8675309 (for a good time, for a good time caaaalllll). Anyway, any hints?

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I'm gonna go to bed, if anybody cares to join me I want no part of you and ask that you never speak to me again.

And I've still yet to play CS... sounds like a good thing to try this week. Later guys, don't stay up too late or you'll end up looking like Mr Servo (ever sleep, Tom? heard of it?)

Yes, Radiskull is tired... must sleep...

Dopeman is derived from the band Less Than Jake's (http://www.lessthanjake.com) song by the name of.. *gasp* Dopeman. I used to play Quake TF under this handle and it carried over for everything. It was an origional name (kinda.. for TF it was) and nobody else had it. I honestly did not associate it with Marajuana in any way shape or form, and it was just a cool sounding name. The song was cool too.. until KROQ played it.. and then the Beastie Boys remixed it.. and then PEOPLE STARTED CALLING ME _ilf_ INSTEAD OF DOPEMAN..

*gasp*

But it will be known.

Dopeman
(has a cooler name than _ilf_ )

tomservo, are you still looking for microsoft autoroute express (europe)?

hehe

alt.teens.penpals: What's That?

LOL.. TomServo.. I never knew.. ;)

i swear to god Dopeman is _ilf_

I saw what happened to Lex Lethal and I don't want that to happen to me. Watch, soon some little retard is going to make a D0peman or a Dopemen or some stupid shit like that and steal the "Dopeman" sig and stuff. It's lame. I don't need this shit. And if any of that starts to happen, I'm not going to _just_ igonre it.

Dopeman
(i'm not like other posters. I have a cookie, a cable modem, and a fast refresher! my voice will be heard!)

Oh well. I'm tired now. It's late and I have to get up early for school.

I won't be here to post and annoy you while I'm asleep and @school, so that should make you happy for the next 12 hours or so.

Goodnight.

Dopeman

I wish I could be infamous popular on the Shack like Tom. He is my hero. He is the LEGEND.

Btw, Haccess, how do you pronounce your name? It's kinda buggin me for some reason and I just want to know from the source. =)

Gladiatior:

I associated Dope more with Heroin and "Smack"..
"dope" just didn't fit with a st0ner drug. I'm just wierd I guess.

Dopeman

and I will be the best damn asshole I can be

*gasp*
oh no not a threat
we've delt with MeanBastard, We've delt with James Juice

we can handle you.............. _ilf_


-TomServo-

I like cookies a lot sometimes I play with them in my pants heheheheheehe mom says im not supposed to use cookies in my pants but i do it when she is not loooking

Please, sTeve.. redeem my name. I admit I have poisoned your comments sections with stong accusations and violent retaliations but I refuse to leave my name... as I have always been Dopeman. I did not wish it to be this way, and I would much rather have left it as playful ridicule, however I am somewhat bothered by the fact that everyone can choose to betray you on the whim of a low-respected anon@aol.com.

Dopeman
(save me sCaryname, you're my only h0pe!)

doh, sorry 'bout that double post0r

I would regularly update it, if there is interest. I was gonna get hosted, then send the link to the big sites and see if I can get some linkage/traffic.

It's my first web page, but I've already got some more stories lined up for the next issue. I work full-time, so it's just something I could do every once in awhile. Thanks for the comments :)

http://users1.50megs.com/jackhole/

Hehe, good looking page veggie. I liked the "humps leg" line... and those VE quotes are so true :)

# 180

Nobody knows.
Not until they pulled the pin and stayed to watch.
This is something else. More than an _ilf_ explosion.


Dopeman

Try a redbull, some vikadin, and an Aphex Twin CD.

I was beaten with a Pimpstick, and I had to show him I was a Dopeman.


Dopeman

dopeman, watch what you say about Pimpstick, he really is a badass
:D

like i said, dont take everything so seriously, you need a good Radiohead CD, a cold drink, and a nice drive around town to relax you (just got back)

im cheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiilin'

:)

Servo you still are a post God. Serious or not this name is not something I will abandon because some cock sucker accused me of it and everyone jumped on the fagwagon.

I await the wrath of Freshview.


Dopeman

I have no idea who MeanBastard and James Juice are.

I am some fucker on a lame ass cable connection who just reads this page, and occasionally the comments. I used to respect you from the days of tservo when you made comments about RATM and other "off-topic" things. I'm sure you had an alternate reason, like boredom @work or something, but in the end we just wanted to post on this board. Now I get slammed for doing stuff like this, accused buy some member of the Army Of Lamers and all of a sudden the whole world jumps on my fucking case.

Fuck _ilf_ and fuck anyone who brings his name to my standards. I never wanted to be him, and I never tried to be. But you people are making me, so fuck you too. Ban me, expose my IP, whatever. I really don't give a fuck, since whatever incarnation I return as I will ultimately be known as _ilf_.

If you people are so bright, why don't you look at my past comments, and their fucking dates. Most of the 100's are fucking spam posts on the Quake 3 gone gold topic. You will see.

In the mean time, fuck off.


Dopeman

Dopeman? Dopeman? I think I heard _ifuckinglf_

Someone uttered my name and nobody heard it.


Dopeman

who just reads this page, and occasionally the comments


one word sticks out to me as not true :)
but regardless, _ilf_ or not, thanks for the respect from when i was tservo, even if it was gone *shrug*
im not tryin to be an asshole, i could give a shit if you are _ilf_ or not, im just bullshitting

dont take things so seriously man, especially here :)
hell i mirrored a file with a virus and i took it a little too hard, but the next day i was laughin' my ass off about it

-TomServo-
(gonna go play MCM2 now)

Christ Dopeman... and breathe 1, 2, 3... breathe 1, 2, 3...

BTW: Just now getting around to playing the MDK2 demo... now those are some pretty smooth graphics. Glad to see that hardware T&L really pays off, I had kinda discredited it.

My anus still hurts from last night.

mofo. (_0_)

Pimpstick you wannabe Haccess porn peddler. Since when do you deserve enought respect for anyone, especially me to listen to you.

When you create your own Pimp-autoshack you can say a fucking thing. In the meantime keep making your playboy web pages and do something productive other than trying to ruin some kid's handle on a gaming page.


Dopeman

Damnit.

Not = now.


Dopeman
(is not so bright)

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Goddamnit I am going nucking futs.
What more do you want me to do.

Look see now? _ilf_ came out of his closet and all is well.

Thank you for kissing my ass.


Dopeman

damn it, i didn't make it

I rubbed my penis on a Playboy pic of Killcreek and it got hard. Was I wrong for:

1. Rubbing it on her picture

OR

2. Mailing her a Ziploc(TM) baggie full of my man-goo.

Thanks!

-Lex

Define unnatural penile swelling.

Thanks!

-Lex