Duke Nukem Forever Trailer and Screens Released

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  "The satirical over-the-top character humor seems forced to me (badly) from the trailer so I'm just not s... : s3condus
  • ^ This. If you're looking at it in terms of "today's generation", you probably won't like it. : Zeris00x
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    Hey, I'm willing to give it a shot. Parts seemed amusing. :) : wytefang
    • You must be a youngin if you don't know the Duke. He's always been like that, he has always been a satir... : GigiLeCheshire
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  Forget about today's generation... This one is for us. : Mad BH
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    "for us" lol : Godhatesfatpeople
    • What the problem is? : Mad BH
  • Damn straight. If the kids of this generation don't like adult humour, witty one-liners, titties, stripp... : monchipeters

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  you mean you COULDN'T* care less? : niceguynick
  • Knew that was coming. Ouch! : wytefang
  • I agree I could care less : ShXIII
• How much less could you care? : eonix
• You're right. Gearbox could distribute 5 million new copies of Borderlands with DNF printed on the disc ... : badcaps

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• there's no way in hell this won't be on steam : flasher 907
• It will surely be on Steam and, like Borderlands, will likely have Steam achievements but not a full Stea... : badcaps

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  Yeah IMO it should be completely remade for the Crysis 2 engine. Shouldn't take too long maybe another 5 ... : leuthil
  • I disagree, I think they should wait first for crytech 3 to be available, meanwhile the developers can th... : HellraiserZlo
• Honestly at this point I just want to see the game... i don't care if it looks like something 4yrs old.... : Shadowdane
• Are you kidding? This *IS* DNF. It's never too late to switch engines. </total and unequivocal sarcasm... : daggot
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  Who gives a fuck if the engine looks dated? It's Duke Nukem for crying out loud. I still play and enjoy... : Zeris00x
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    Ditto. I'm looking forward to it because it is DNF, THE DNF, finally being released. And even in the B... : taczbr
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      *and even if CE3 isn't that good at interior envinroments. We'll see though, they're making Crysis 2 in a... : taczbr
      • I'm down for a Shadow Warrior sequel! :) : fade2black244
• you can never be too old for strippers and titties, what's wrong with you? : Kinfet
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  Boobies! : Regim
  • ..and I'm a bit old. But not that old(e.g. dead). : Regim
• The game doesn't look bad.....not worse than a COD title at the least. : GPUX
• Too old for strippers and titties? Are you deceased? : badcaps

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  Word. : Hunter545
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    Excel. : Jockiboy
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      Powerpoint : hyperwired
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        OneNote. : hurda7
        • ^^ lol : wedgeski
• Oh no it's not related to pc so i have the urge to bash it, the game is coming out on the pc, you should ... : whatsinthebox11
• First mod for Duke Forever: changing controller to keyboard and mouse. I would find that hilarious. Someo... : telmarine
• He's not some wussified keyboard jockey like you, you know. : holaareola
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  Best part is that has been in since 3DR. GeorgeB loves the fucking 360. : kingdepork
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    2 weapon cycling sucks. Don't even deny it. : jtthe2nd
    • Especially in a Duke game, I understand it in games going for realism like COD or RB6 games but duke?....... : ShXIII

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  Invaders Must Die? Works for me : Schnapple
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    I actually thought it was an excellent choice. : baron calamity
    • Yup, one of the best Prodigy tracks in ages, not to mention the fitting title! : node
    • you are correct. and thanks. : Steve Gibson
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  You mean BEST music they could think of!!!! : OmegaRed59
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    Grabbag would've been good too. :( : volitionism
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      saving that for launch. : Steve Gibson
      • Nice! (And like everyone else, there is nothing wrong with some Prodigy.) : monchipeters
  • Pfff... Compare to previous music on trailers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlB2P1leRM http://www.you... : davidc02
• The song's fine. I only figured it would be rock (Grabbag) and not a track from Prodigy. But now that... : SigmaDraconis
• I guess the quality it's on didn't help, but still, Duke has a song for a reason : davidc02
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  seriously, the music was horrid : AMikaboshi
  • I could think of worse... like Britney Spears or Justin Bieber. *shudders* : monchipeters
• Vertexguy's Duke Nukem Jam would've been about a billion times better. : jtthe2nd

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  LOL that looks fucking hilarious. : wedgeski
  • i think we should win an award for it. : dahanese
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  The DNF ESRB warning doubles as the feature list. =) : ckozlowski
  • So true. : monchipeters
• They could have just released the ESRB warning and called it a day : rosewood
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  They need to add "Innovative piss usage" to that list. : Amnesty_intl2
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    Inovative? I do that all the time... : Regim
    • ..except that blury part...usualy. : Regim
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  Duke's back! .... but apparently forgot how to run and carry his weapons. : telmarine
  • :( : retarded talking dinosaur
  • wait for day 1 mod to fix that up : DewFuel
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  Does the ESRB even have any more qualifiers? Like, are these all the phrases? : Schnapple
  • Well, there's suggestive themes, but duke is way beyond suggestive. =D : Prinny God
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    Here is a complete list: http://www.esrb.org/ratings/ratings_guide.jsp After removing ones that are ju... : erikman619
    • Wait, what, no Gambling? This takes place in Vegas! ... they probably just ran out of room. : PlayfulPuppy
• LOL HAHAHA ! : RuskiSnajper
• ^^^ THIS! : utgaardsloke

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  Of course, a boxed collector's edition would be worth owning... : David Craddock
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    This will probably be the last game I'd ever buy retail for PC. I really want a physical copy of this. : bouxdag
    • I really hope the collectors edition comes in one of those old huge PC boxes. : PlayfulPuppy

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• Respect, dude. I'm getting nostalgic just thinking of this coming out. : monchipeters

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• I say the opposite. Music was awesome. : Athlon7
• Was awesome, fits the trailer. It seems they're saving the duke theme for the launch trailer. ;) : taczbr
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  The music sounds like something out of Mad Moxxi. : HyperactiveSlob
  • It's Invaders Must Die by The Prodigy. Not a fan of them? They got some bass-crunching songs, man. Any... : monchipeters
• it's not that the choice was bad: it was BADLY mastered. It sounds like some amateur was EQing that thin... : fw_rams

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• Too late! : Memphis-Ahn
• Texit's post made me laugh for its bizarre optimism. Borderlands called, it's laughing. : wytefang
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  No shit, I'm sure it will have the same damn issues BL had. Are developers of these games (not just Gearb... : ShXIII
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    It's not a screw up it's "artistic direction". I can't find the post right now but that's pretty much ho... : Tech T
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      And that's not a summary, it's a spin. : Clone42
      • Pretty much. Like others, I'm waiting for PC player reviews. Even then there's no point in getting it u... : Tech T
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      I'm sorry but that sounds like a retarded excuse for lazy progammers : ShXIII
      • *programming : ShXIII

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• Anyone *else* I should say... : shaq_mobile

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  If 3D Realms still finished it would you say the same thing? : SerratedDrums
  • Maybe : Navy Spitfire
• Which applies to every sequel/prequel ever made. : hurda7

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  naw. This is Gearbox. We knew better than to assume PC optimization. Duke's been in a bad place for ma... : daggot
  • Best. Post. Of. The. Day. Well said, daggot. : wytefang
• hey, at least we can spell "elitist" : ETPC1
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  what's funny is why would console gamers care about Duke Nukem at all? There is no history there at all. ... : telmarine
  • welcome to the game industry : ETPC1
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    Right because clearly PC gamers neeeeeeeever would have also played this. : eonix
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      what? : ETPC1
      • Sorry, clearly console gamers would have never owned a PC to play this. : eonix
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    You talk as if there was no overlap. You don't think PC gamers have consoles? I followed Duke 3d on the... : Gwyndion
    • Lies! So you're saying that it's not one or the other, black and white? This is madness! : oO SilentK Oo
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      Learn to plug a PC to a TV then. foo. : abjectblitz
      • Or just use a 360? : disembodied potato
  • i thought the same for the elder scroll series and fallout, but those sold quite well on consoles probabl... : ballystix
  • The N64 port of DN3D was amazing in multiplayer : SpikeMeister
• Why is it elitist to assume that a game that has every one of its roots in PC gaming would actually focus... : Gore87
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  It's ok man, he's using a wireless 360 controller that he plugged into his PC because he couldn't find an... : ElArabDeMagnifico
  • This. :) : taczbr
  • And mouse-handling is a lost cause anyway, when two fine ladies are hailing the little King. : hurda7

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  Yeah , im glad :) Independence from 3rd party :) . : RuskiSnajper
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    I clearly see the GFWL logo on that trailer. Good luck that with. : Evil Furby
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      preorder...ugh, i can't even bare to write it : flasher 907
      • That's an XBox Live logo, not a GFWL logo. There's still hope. : MeestaNob

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• Aww yee Ahnold!! : Slork

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  Enough of CODBLOPS and lame shit, bring back old school FPS : Utopia
  • ^ THIS : fw_rams
  • ^^ This!!! : Jockiboy

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  2 shits and 1 fuck is the rule. not kidding. so i chose a text fuck and a bleeped audio. : Steve Gibson
  • hahahaha Fair enough. : wangel
  • Haha, wow. Right decision IMO dude, nice work. For all my fucking griping over the years, it's great to s... : node
  • Good choice sir. =) : ckozlowski
  • Tough job but someone has to do it. : baron calamity
  • lol : .frame
  • This is seriously awesome man. Good work. I haven't been this excited in a while. : Phunk
  • In the quiet words of dognose "It's good!". Nice work, can't wait to finally play this :) : sneak
  • These rules are hilarious itself. Who's to say how many times I can hear the word shit before it's consi... : coyoterys
  • Beautiful trailer, the right pace, all the shit and fuck. Can't wait for the May release here in Brazil. ... : taczbr
  • Very nice trailer there Mr. Gibson. : daggot
  • Wow, so you're literally allowed to give two shits. And you're allowed to give a fuck, but no more. ... : Schnapple
  • Is there an uncensored version going up anywhere, Steve? : isochronous
  • You're kidding. Who determines the rule? ESRB or whatever they're called, or is it a general American ... : MeestaNob

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• At this point fun is the only thing I'm hoping for. : steauengeglase

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• In the history of game trailers there are few that compare to the 2001 trailer. : steauengeglase

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  here's the button http://www.amazon.com/Duke-Nukem-Forever-Pc/dp/B002I0JAJ2/ : taczbr
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    Karma for link to PC version. :) : Regim
    • ;) DNF, PCF. PC for ever. : taczbr
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    Yeah, but that one doesn't include the Duke Nukem stripper thong that Steve Gibson promised in each pre-o... : TheAirWolf
    • Damn... if that's true I gotta cancel this pre-order, item missing. Now seriously, I'm all in for a co... : taczbr

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• I hate gamepads as well. Instead I bought one of these about 2 months ago and it works quite well http... : cell9song

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  we seriously had conference calls about the length of the pissing scene. important stuff. video games. : Steve Gibson
  • That is absolutely amazing to read about. Hahaha. Thank you for sharing. I remember being on a conference... : Zyrekeb

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• If modding is allowed you can bet a carry all weapons at once mod will be the first to come out. : Prinny God

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• ha, over : SerratedDrums
• I already did, Duke is soooo dreamy. : Vorlonesque