Evening Reading: What Are You Playing?

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  Where is the iPhone 4? I want the iPhone 4. : Dave-A
  • I dont care : BeanFlea12
  • If it not an iPhone, why would I want it? : watcherxp
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  20 for voice and data? wow. : watcherxp
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    Yeah, 100 mins + unlimited texts + unlimited internet So a pretty good deal =) : BeanFlea12
    • And theres the kicker. 100 mins is low. Though 20 bucks alone is the standard for a data plan. Which prov... : f4lln

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• repost but still funny : razorblade79
• I want the one with the bigger G.B.'s : limpossible
• We don't care : Slowtreme
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  This video never gets old. : ieGod
  • Also I'm sorry about being so batshit drunk that I couldn't even drive in GTA last night guys. Good times... : ieGod
• he got fired for this? what the fuck free speech. : .ka`boom.zZz.
• lol @ "I just had an 'anny-urism'". Guess the dictionary is a little lacking. : swiftB3

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  click target field, type "=3+" then click the field with 100 in it : filthysock
  • the field with 100 is the target field. I just want to be able to add a value to it, is that not possible... : GloriousCow
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  If you want to edit a cell directly, click on it. If it reads "100", just change it to "103" (or "=100+3... : Agrona
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    the field with 100 is the target field. I want to add or subtract a number to it : GloriousCow
    • grr misreply : GloriousCow
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    ok i'm not *that* excel stupid. I'm using these numbers as an example. Obviously you can add 100+3 in you... : GloriousCow
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      imagine a character sheet that has a field for how much money your character currently has and you spend ... : GloriousCow
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        Starting gold in A1 Column B has the amounts you are subtracting in each field. A2 should say "=A1-sum(... : invisible_kid
        • As in, A2 would be your current gold and the only thing you need to update is column B with each expendit... : invisible_kid
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          This is close. A1 starting gold B1 through Bn are the amount you've spent, in positive amounts. Fo : Agrona
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            If by close you mean correct =) My formula accounts for the entire column so you do not have to adjust... : invisible_kid
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              I meant the syntax was close. "=A1-sum(B:B)" won't get you much. : Agrona
              • How do you figure? This formula will take the value in cell A1 and subtract every value in all of column ... : invisible_kid
        • this is an existing sheet, not going to change it, just wanted to know if there was a shortcut to add or ... : GloriousCow

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  Why didn't you post this 8 minutes ago? : ventro
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    It's still 40+ minutes away from 08:26 EST. What was special 8 minutes ago? : Old_Fart
    • Oops. Why didn't you post this in 40+ minutes? Also, happy birthday! : ventro
• Happy birthday! : Dave-A
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  Hey I am not the oldest here! 3 years to 50, how are you planning that celebration? : Ender.Wiggin
  • Whoops, Happy Birthday! : Ender.Wiggin
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  fuck you're old : GloriousCow
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    Can you imagine when you're that old? Pulling out the old yiffin' suit from the bottom drawer, crusty and... : Dave-A
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      are you saying its not crusty now? : GloriousCow
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        But then it will have a dull sheen, a patina of age that can only be accumulated over decades of furtive ... : Dave-A
        • http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Greymuzzle : GloriousCow
• Happy birthday! : code-e255
• Happy Birthday! : prime8
• HAHAHAHAH, Weekend'D : Old_Fart
• Happy Berfday : hobohun7er

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  I can't wait for Summer of Arcade. It's looking real good this year. : slax0r
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    It's a bummer that's not coming to PC. But I hope to play it :D : Godhatesfatpeople
    • I agree. : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
  • Where is Geometry Wars 3 : ashkie
  • last year had Shadow Complex & Splosion Man, hard to top but it looks they can actually pull this off. : razorblade79
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  This looks awesome. BUT, I am going to wait to find out how long it takes to beat. $15 is steep if it onl... : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
  • ?? But that looks fucking fantastic. : d0gbert
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    How does that make sense? How do you have a hard price on your game time? : byorn
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      How doesn't this make sense? Price : time : quality ratio is important to me. : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
      • For $15? I could go see a 90 minute movie for about that much. So as long as the game is at least an hour... : Dave-A
      • Price : quality, I can see. But wtf does time have to do with it? : uncleanmonkey
• Looks great. Would be insta buy if it were on steam (don't own a 360) : Viprime
• hell yeah, I'd love to get this game : ErneX
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  Definitely picking this one up. Had to stop watching before the end. Here is some of the other titles ... : humbleone
  • I hope Monday Night Combat will be as good as everyone thinks, this looks so promising! : razorblade79
  • Limbo and the Lara Croft game will be mine for sure. I've not bought anything on XBLA since Shadow Comple... : marmite
• That's the most visually appealing game I've ever seen. : Stage
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  I think this is my most anticipated game aside from Episode 3. : marmite
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    more so than http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMWjBmA4rc8 ? : Klebold
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      Oh wow, I've not seen that before. Looks great. I actually expected your link to be to the Last Guardian ... : marmite
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        Did Fez ever come out? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVIVyLx-Y : marmite
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          http://www.vgreleases.com/xbox360/releasedate-354935.aspx Not sure how accurate that is though. First ... : humbleone
          • Is it still not out?? Well unfortunately this idea has kind of been copied a bit. I guess paper mario did... : Klebold
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    I am really looking forward to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=975Zw8BJ3Vg Such an awesome trailer... : humbleone
    • That trailer is awesome. I forgot all about it. : marmite
• Limbo of the Lost: 2 ? : GloriousCow
• Thanks, was wondering when we'll learn some more about this : tcs
• I think I'll end up buying every Summer of Arcade game. Even Hydro Thunder looks crazy. : mrwolf710
• Wasn't this a PC game at GDC and IGF? When did it go 360 exclusive : pyide

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  So is this any good? Does the novelty wear off quickly? : bolneze
  • Good question. I only played it for about an hour so not sure yet. It's a pretty wicked game. : warcrow
• Anyone else playing this game? : warcrow

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  Fuck that was suppose to be formatted and in reply. : classicfork
  • Regardless, I agree and think it's bullshit a Gold account can't be logged into GFWL and an Xbox at the s... : Rooster Cockburn
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  Be glad it wasn't the other way around - in the middle of a MP game of DoW2 and someone powers on the Xbo... : crummynz
  • i would've gone insane I was on a run trying to do the Terminator armor quest. That mission is tough. : classicfork
• Sounds quite annoying. : abrasion
• Amen brother! Testify! : Wikus Van De Merwe
• How about your wife make her own Gamertag? A gamertag is NOT meant to be used on multiple devices at once... : TheWeaponeer

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  I got Flatout: Ultimate Carnage for $2 on the Steam sale. It took a while for the CD key to become ava : FirstPersonCooter
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    Well, for starters, you are the only one on here who had this issue. Other Steam Shackers have purchased ... : TheWeaponeer
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      It worked eventually. It's not my PC. (it was a fresh Win7 install, so it had no GFWL yet). The issue ... : FirstPersonCooter
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        Oh sorry man, I read that wrong (Cue UB40's "Red, Red Wine"...), I thought you were stuck in a loop and c... : TheWeaponeer
        • Yeah, I'm having fun with it. Lots of stuff goes boom! Michael Bay would be proud. : FirstPersonCooter
  • Didn't have these issues, sucks you did, but man this Flatout game is alot of fun for the $2 I spent on i... : Goto10
  • GFWL sucks! I had similar issues using Dawn of War 2 with GFWL. I try to give MS the benefit of the dou... : gokwyjibo
  • Just download the latest GFWL installer from Microsoft's site and install it manually. No problems. The a... : MindFukr
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  A lot of gamers feel the same way. The GFWL service is unnecessary and too much of a hassle for the very... : Matt Burris
  • Also if given a choice, some gamers do not want to be tied down to third party DRMs and enjoy the ability... : TheWeaponeer

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  So which one are you, Bret or Jermaine? (Yes, I know that's insulting) : Lone Swordsman
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    Actually everyone tells me I look like Jemaine. : crummynz
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      i get told this about me, too. I don't even think it's an insult. : Klebold
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        Urgh we should start a club us people. Yeah I don't think it's insulting - Jermaine's handsome right??? : SpaecKow
        • I think he is, well because he looks like me. It's a chicken egg situation really. : Klebold
• bwahahaha : MrBig0
• oh god : jujubeads
• That ending was glorious. : Full.Bleed
• Haha. So close. : Senate5000
• i'm fuckin losin it, ive never laughed so hard : cygnus
• Lost another level last night. I don't know why I keep coming back. : Porkasaurus
• ahhhaha : smax
• Made me laugh- http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=4167 : Porkasaurus
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  Took me about thirty minutes, and I was so damned close several times. But I beat that fucking level. I g... : The Kazlor
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    how are you even pedaling?? : smax
    • I think it was a combination of his ass exploding and the forceful ejection of his lifeblood. ...other... : The Kazlor
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  Did it on my 3rd attempt. Had to use the Kid to cushon my awesome flip. http://www.totaljerkface.com... : Beady
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    bwahahah the way you got off the swing was awesome, awesome fatality, too. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • I mean seesaw, not swing. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=50614 : cygnus

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• 2 chicks at the same time : PointlesS76
• Katy Perry : soggybagel
• Katy for sure. : Edges
• why must life have such hard choices? : sanchez
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  zoey's face on katy's body : smax
  • ^^^ : Poooks
  • Oh damn this is like the new peanut butter and chocolate. Heavenly combination. : TheMonkeyWench
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    that sounds like a good beginning. go on.... : mindmann
    • well first you'll need a hacksaw : sanchez
  • WINNER! : Ajax
  • yes Yes YEs YES! Quick, where are some images! Must... Photoshop.... : Danny5225
• zooey seems to be hotter here http://i.imgur.com/m4qRE.jpg : Chandler55
• I don't really know who those people are, but Zoey... if she's the one on the right, has a case of the cr... : CaptainSurly
• Both are hot but I think Zoey is cuter. : Sailor of Fortune
• I kind of like both. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23260208 http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x... : Rooster Cockburn
• zoey : AMikaboshi
• zoey. : PlanetPerfecto
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  vacuous vs vacuous : GreatGooglyMoogly
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    Nobody said you had to marry either of them. : i am the baker
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      I did. : Alice O'Connor
      • Alice, one of them is married and the other is engaged to be married. What is our man Moogly to do? : Snuffles-
    • That vacuous look is a huge turn-off IMO. Even makes me somewhat angry just looking at them. Chop their ... : GreatGooglyMoogly
• Arr rook same : .sticks.
• Kat now, zooey in 10 years. : stonedonkey

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• CG? BLEEHHHH : cetra00
• WOOT! : AxeMan808
• The first half was really great. The second half... Japan. :( : Alastayr
• Please don't take this personally, but it looks laughably bad. : Visceral Monkey
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  In the future, Mankind has achieved a vast starfaring civilization, but is slowly and steadily succumbing : ShekkyBoy
  • http://6omdagen.dk/nyt/pic/1999aug_10.jpg : imperator
• Oh animes... : Fooldozer

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  I still suspect that the Argies are in for a failure soon if not today. Great attack can only get you so ... : Arsenal
  • argh, their undoing. : Arsenal
  • My friend is doing the Telegraph's live blog for today's games and he made this point below: "Germany' : ShekkyBoy
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  The psychic octopus has picked Germany again dammit :( : peanut-
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    lol, and he as a 100% success rate! true story. : Flinz
    • All hail Psychtopus! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Probably somewhere in Kreuzberg (Berlin). The thought of being around 300,000 people in Tiergarten is ins... : jipey
• What time are the games today? : kgargs
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  From home and I think Germany will make it, I want a Netherlands - Germany final. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • From home as well. I'm cheering Germany. If they both play as well as they have earlier in this tournamen... : EruditeCaveman

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  It is on Steam, but it's free! : daedraug
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    Keanu Reeves: Whoa. : PointlesS76
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      no its like Woah Keanu Reeves : StolenNosferatu
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        Like Whoa Black Rob : Sapiens
        • Whoa! Joey : freakynipples69
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  I wanted to get that pack, but season 3 of Sam and max is not included. Unless I'm mistaken. : treefingers1
  • The "Telltale Everything" includes S3, subtitled "The Devil's Playhouse" (you can't buy S3 episode by ep... : Masem

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• pretty bad from my limited experience. Gave up on it after about 10-15 matches : shogberg
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  Supposedly there is a patch forthcoming. I haven't played much online recently so I'm not sure if it hit ... : mancide
  • They said the same thing about 2009 :( : uncle slappy
• Lakren and I played about 10 matches in 2010. Was good stuff, no problems. : kgargs

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  I dunno brah, Rumer Willis was once on television: http://freemumble.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/hin.jpg : SpaecKow
  • Rumer. Celebrities give their kids the stupidest names. : Ellissd
  • thats some sort of genetic mishap! : kingfish
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    She looks like a cross between Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. : NastyJack
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      An actual real life "If They Mated" - all their daughters look like weird jumbles of their genetics, God ... : SpaecKow
      • Bruce Willis and Demi Moore on their own look pretty decent, but it's like Rumer is some weird Photoshop ... : TwiLyght
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    Its not a Rumer. Its not a Rumer. At all. (Arnie Voice) : Johnnsen
    • lololololololololololol : Klebold
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  She's also the worst child actor ever. I fucking hate every line she utters, every scene she is the focu... : Halen
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    I couldn't agree more. Makes me cringe every time she's on screen. : Ellissd
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      She's not a very good actress, but it doesn't help that her character is painfully overwritten. She's one... : jason bergman
      • She's Hank Moody's kid. She's gonna be pretty fucking wise. : Deathlove
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  Nope, Ray's kids on hung are the ugliest. : Fred Garvin
  • This. Fuck that chick with the eyeballs on the side of her head. It's hard to watch at times. : Pettytheft
  • That's what I immediately thought. : uncle slappy
  • Yeah, but they're Detroit mutants. They don't count. Have you watched any of season two yet? I can't d... : Deathlove
• Agreed. Unbelievable that she's supposed to be the daughter of the hot Natascha McElhone. : code-e255
• When is that show starting again? : Ender.Wiggin

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  S04E01? or is E02 out already? : Flinz
  • Im talking about 2. 1st ep of the season wasnt that great. : bolneze
  • S1E4 The Bad Place : Marrbe
• 2 is out : Arsenal
• It was great. I fear the Countdown jokes will be lost on non-Brits but they should enjoy it nonetheless. : rock elf
• I have two questions about that episode. 1) Who was the hot blonde bouncer? 2) Who was the hot Asian : ShekkyBoy
• Why isn't this on itunes yet.. god damn it, is there anyway for someone in the us to see it? : NukemFornever
• The first rule of Street Countdown is... : Mad Brahmin Disease

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  http://www.widescreengamingforum.com/wiki/Mass_Effect looks like the main complaint is it's a game that '... : mn3m0n1c
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    Yep, that's my problem. It feels too zoomed in. The view you get when you're sprinting is perfect. It ... : Ocelot
    • For some reason, I get motion sickness from the zoomed in view in Mass Effect (1&2) when sprinting of wit... : code-e255

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  Is this game on steam, because i can't find it? : Arsenal
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    http://store.steampowered.com/app/42670/ : eisencc
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      'This item is currently unavailable in your region' :( : marmite
      • No E99 for Aussies, perhaps they could convert it to run on Australium. : MeestaNob
      • Fuck this regional crap. : Arsenal
• What system you got Loiosh? : SpaecKow
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  Man there is nothing this game didn't lift from somewhere else. : SpaecKow
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    I'm really disappointed to see audio logs randomly scattered throughout the environment (ala Bioshock), i... : MeestaNob
    • LOL this is awesome: There's bloodthirsty teleporting mutants warping out of no where all over the place,... : MeestaNob
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      They're a thing that made sense in the StarTrekky context of SS, where everyone seemed to have disposable... : SpaecKow
      • Exactly, in System Shock they fitted the world and added to the story telling experience, in everything e... : MeestaNob
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  Looks like an interesting game, but the texture loading glitch is pretty poor. : MeestaNob
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    Also, I'm not sure if it's the stream or the game, but it needs vsync something chronic. : MeestaNob
    • The vsync is off because it is set 60FPS for my monitor, but the capture card captures at 24 fps. So you ... : LoioshDwaggie
  • There's a way around it. You have to hex edit a few of the files to change it, though. There's no fix f... : CrustaR
• Nice quality stream :D : Greymatter42
• Those seeker bullets look fun : roggor
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  -- Streaming done for now. Going to take a nap. : LoioshDwaggie
  • i'll nap on your face : GloriousCow

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• will they make a new mmo or work on swtor : spiderfill
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  It's just EA leveraging the good name of BioWare to try to make a studio with a lesser reputation sound b... : Fred Garvin
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    This sounds like a familiar story. . : Senate5000
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      Activision presents Modern Warfare 3, a Blizzard production. : Lunatic Angelic
      • haha. classic. : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
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  lol, what's funny is.. this change occurred back in February and it's just now being picked up on.. : rmjackson
  • Are you sure? I know Mythic became part of the BioWare RPG group, but did they change their name then as ... : Fred Garvin
• Those poor bastards : jonin

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  your car wants to mate and is feeling horny : GloriousCow
  • http://instantrimshot.com/ : alphablu
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  Do you have one of those panic buttons on your car remote? Might have accidentally pressed it or somethin... : Ellissd
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    Nope. There is no remote, there is no alarm. There is nothing that should be making the horn go off const... : arsonide
    • Corpses are natures tricksters, you should start crating it at night so that it wont get into trouble lik... : alphablu
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      It could be a short in the wires. : theghostofsmdever
      • I just had a bunch of wiring in the wiring harness replaced a month or so ago. : arsonide
    • Short somewhere? : prime8
• It might have been one of those war of the world strider things. : [fry]
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  Wow this happened to my old 89 Cavalier many years ago. 3am, horn. Non-stop. Can't remember how it stoppe... : jane911
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    Clearly the battery died and it stopped. : ovrlrd
    • clearly you have deductive powers way beyond jane911 :) : imperator
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  How did you know it was yours? The sound it makes? Do you have one of those really annoying horns that pl... : ovrlrd
  • GTA VC ice cream truck jingle. : Marrbe
  • I walked out there and stopped it. Also my horn sounds very gay. : arsonide
• ford? : smax
• yeah dude that sounds pretty embarassing... : Magus
• burned out fuse? : PlanetPerfecto

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• You can get invisible bras/clear coat that will save the I am gay vibe. : massdev
• I just got a clear bra on my 2010 GTI after it took a beating of rocks from all the highway construction.... : afrochops
• As mentioned clear bra is the way to go. : bombay
• I'm considering live-streaming the start of Singularity. : LoioshDwaggie
• 3M does a clear "bra" so to speak. It's a clear vinyl layer and is pretty tough while being nearly unnoti : moe6
• i learn new things that are gay every day : GloriousCow
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  The problem with clear bras is that they yellow over time. Also, you have to get them professionally ins... : CrustaR
  • That can be true, but the ones we've had have never done it, even in the strong CO sun. : bombay
• Just spray the front of your car with undercoating. : ArB

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  I'm listening to kraftwerk, love, 13th floor elevator lps tonight. : anhero
  • I walk like a zombie... : kramweil
• Well that's cause it's catchy as fuck but you're not exposed to it constantly so your ears don't tire of ... : SpaecKow
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  Soul II Soul and Terence Trent Darby as well. : kramweil
  • Good call on terrence! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo : SpaecKow
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  I used to work by a school and during track meets they would play 2Unlimited. At first my co-workers and... : TwiLyght
  • Thanks, that's next on my playlist! : kramweil
• Roxette and London Beat are my pop favorites : Ender.Wiggin
• Throw in some Black Box. : prime8

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  ALL ABOOOOARD Have fun |,,/ : humbleone
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    What is your favourite Ozzy album? I'm not sure but No More Tears is definitely up there. This post of... : humbleone
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      You know, I don't own a single album :(. All my knowledge is from stuff I've heard on the radio, in pubs ... : marmite
      • he'll probably play one or two sabbath songs. : moshman
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      The rhoads era albums are the best imo. Then Bark at the Moon (Jake E Lee is also a monstrous player) and... : moshman
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        Both Ozzy and Dio really knew how to pick their guitarists. I'd really like to see more of this happenin : humbleone
        • axl is good at picking them : moshman