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Morning Discussion
by Alice O'Connor, Feb 10, 2010 5:00am PST"You shouldn't do that," she sighed. "It'll hurt."
"Nonsense! You just need to concentrate." He pulled the trigger and a bullet tore through his thigh, embedding itself in the walnut-effect laminate flooring. She shook her head.
She started, "I did say..." but trailed off as he gritted his teeth, took aim then fired again.
His lower leg flopped to the ground as his thighbone splintered and gave out. He furrowed his brow and went to raise the revolver again but paused. The damned mole on his knee didn't seem so much as troubled by the whole ordeal, let alone removed.
"Ah," he uttered, raising one finger. "No, my mistake. Dreadfully sorry. You're right--it does smart a little. Could you possibly ring for an ambulance?"
The alternate Morning Discussion blurb for today follows: That snow, eh? Tsk! Can't decide whether it's coming or going. Wotta loada old tosh and no mistake, my son.
If you have BioShock 2 chat to chat, hey, here's a dedicated chat thread.
I'm only asking because there seems to be some consensus that the PS3 version is the better of the two.
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I was joking! I was really tempted to put a "sarcasm" or smiley or something at the end, but then I thought "No, that's weak. It's funnier if you leave it as is. Besides, the WASD thing was so outrageous no one would think it was true."
So now you must all laugh! Right now, I command it as a high-ranking PC elitist!
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