Morning Discussion

Monday can be overwhelming, I know. You have to fish your suit out of the tree you threw it in during a fit of rage, stop cussing like a sailor, re-fold your pocket square, finish your homework on the Circle Line and try to somehow fit in a quick Febreeze shower on your mad dash to the office. It needn't be this way, though. There is a better way.

Begin your day with thick-cut bacon, fried mushrooms, fried egg, Irish potato cakes and tea--Earl Grey; hot--then crank up the FM3 Buddha Machine Wall, fire up loops on a few machines and feel your burning desire to call co-workers "pigging idiots" ebb away. All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.

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