Rather than fighting, Dead or Alive: Paradise continues in the tradition of the two previous Xtreme spin-offs, packing loads of bikini-centric mini-games (beach volleyball, pool hopping, poker, photography, gift-giving and the like) that serve to make the company's promise of "paradise in the palm of your hand" all the more disturbing.
"You'll also be able to snap candid photos of your giggling beauties in their beachwear which you can store in your very own private photo album and collect 'Venus Clips' to enjoy later," the seemingly shameless company added. "It's all on-the-go, and all in the palm of your hand. Take your girls anywhere. Play with them any time."