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Weekend Discussion: Derby Girls

by Chris Faylor, Jan 09, 2010 8:00am PST

"Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free," warns the ever-wise Ween in its ditty "Roses Are Free." Keep that in mind this weekend. It's good advice.

And hey, since it's the first proper weekend of the new year, that means it's roller derby time, with the Fort Wayne Derby Girls (a.k.a. one of the most enjoyable ways to support both friends and local charity) kicking off their 2010 season tonight. Hugs!






















  • "TF2" tips with goldy!

    * Usually there are 2 plans of attack: The front way or the rear entrance
    * Most people use the front way... and get ****ed
    * The rear entrance can sometimes take people off-guard
    * If you get a burning sensation, see your doctor
    * If things start getting sticky, stand well back.

    * If things start getting really hot, urine is always an option
    * Try aiming your rockets at their feet!
    * Yes, your bonk is meant to last 6 seconds
    * If there are a few of you, it helps to all aim at the same target
    * Some people upgrade their guns. Pussies.

    Protip: If you are being blown, be sure to airblast back