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Muscle March Brings Protein Powder Pursuit to Wii

by Chris Faylor, Dec 02, 2009 12:30pm PST

Namco's barely clothed and amazingly quirky downloadable WiiWare title "Muscle March" is coming to North America this winter.

The muscular mini-game has players chasing after a protein powder thief, with Wii Remote and Nunchuk motions used to match the thief's pose after he blasts through a wall. When players finally near said thief, they shake the Remote and Nunchuk to tackle him.

No word yet as to when exactly the game will arrive (Namco's image of a press release only specified winter) or how much it will run (the Japanese version weighed in at 800 Wii Points / $8), but we'll let you know when we know more. Until then, enjoy:

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I do not understand the Japanese at all.

Dec 04, 2009 10:54pm PST

I do not understand the Japanese at all. : ColonBlow1

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What just happend ????

Dec 03, 2009 11:31am PST

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- Big Gay Al made a game! : ktseymour

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Wait, the black guy has a small yellow bird in his afro? Is this one of those weird Japanese cultural things? It reminds me of the token black guy from FFXIII. After he spent some time in the gym or equiped the roid materia.

Dec 02, 2009 1:32pm PST

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  The token black guy thing is 100% american. : Xulu
  - He's asking about the bird in token black guy's hair. : SeraphielX
- http://bestanime.co.kr/newAniData/aniInfo.php?idx=1751&subPageType=character Look for Yamaguchi below. ... : thejackal007

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Oh dear lord!!

Looks like It's fun...but yah, not for me, or anyone claiming to be heterosexual.

Dec 03, 2009 11:15am PST

Oh dear lord!! Looks like It's fun...but yah, not for me, or anyone claiming to be heterosexual. : ktseymour

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oh my god, the japanese commercial for this must be linked, its way more hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcElGydzb8

Dec 02, 2009 1:05pm PST

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oh my god, the japanese commercial for this must be linked, its way more hilarious http://www.youtube.... : Disarray
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- The peak of gayness is right at 1:12. : ezanga
- I liked this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXNAtwYMBw&NR=1 : doomed

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Im so getting this. this MUST be played at my next poker guys night out....and then youtube'd

Dec 02, 2009 7:42pm PST

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Im so getting this. this MUST be played at my next poker guys night out....and then youtube'd : squeakychimp
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- I don't think they allow gay porn on youtube though. : jtthe2nd

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This is the calibre of video I'd hope for a distant alien race to intercept as their first representation of human life and achievement.

Dec 02, 2009 3:21pm PST

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This is the calibre of video I'd hope for a distant alien race to intercept as their first representation... : etherealrhythm
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- i lol'd at this : mastermike569

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Rated E10? Men in thongs with vague homoerotic overtones is E10? Mapplethorpe's probably rolling in his grave...

Dec 02, 2009 4:09pm PST

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- what do you mean vague : MamiyaOtaru

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Finally.

Too bad I don't have a wii

Dec 02, 2009 12:39pm PST

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  after all that "protein powder," of course you don't have one. : Chris Faylor
  - Ohoooh it's good. : etherealrhythm

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what is this... i don't even

Dec 02, 2009 3:06pm PST

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I don't even know where to start with this.

Dec 02, 2009 12:34pm PST

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  Start where many of us will be at, and dusting off the Wii! : ghost in my shell
  - LOL! XD : jtthe2nd

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Any association with the Cho Aniki series? :P

Dec 02, 2009 3:00pm PST

Any association with the Cho Aniki series? :P : Orange Pylon

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so bought

Dec 02, 2009 2:56pm PST

so bought : Mansmells

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Hard to believe this is coming out in the USA. It is a crazy game. Pretty simple gameplay: you just match which of the 4 poses to match the hole in the wall. But it is a fun group game.

Dec 02, 2009 1:40pm PST

Hard to believe this is coming out in the USA. It is a crazy game. Pretty simple gameplay: you just match... : jccalhoun

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Now that's gay.

Dec 02, 2009 1:30pm PST

Now that's gay. : NuMMnUtZ

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Brought to you by raging homosexuals on crack.

Dec 02, 2009 1:22pm PST

Brought to you by raging homosexuals on crack. : TwwIX

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I can't believe this is actually coming out on US WiiWare

Dec 02, 2009 12:52pm PST

I can't believe this is actually coming out on US WiiWare : DeBurgo

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i have to buy this

Dec 02, 2009 12:50pm PST

i have to buy this : Mr.SEX

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They should package this with all of those "ultimate fighting" games.

Dec 02, 2009 12:49pm PST

They should package this with all of those "ultimate fighting" games. : SeraphielX

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