Serious Sam HD: The Infromercial Krundle

Our latest glimpse of Serious Sam HD is jam packed with nonsensical buzzwords and phrases like "6005 polygons per krundle," "more definition-ier," "one million enemies on screen at once," a disclaimer that it "does NOT feature one million enemies on screen at once)," and word that "Serious Sam HD is way better than a loveless marriage."

There are also some new screenshots, if you're interested. We don't know exactly when Croteam's high-def revamp of its frantic 2001 shooter will hit--thus far, all that's been said is "summer" for the downloadable Xbox 360 release and fall for the PC edition. BOOM video 2494