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• c/c++, in visual studio : TPSReport
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  Almost entirely C, with tricked out vim. : asdf
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    http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=screenshot_elg0lfz1ejccucpzfptb.jpg : asdf
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      nerd tree on the left, 2 monitors, and I forget what shell you are running, but it's that one without win... : askedrelic
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        I'm running VIM with nerdtree, cscope, and bufexplorer. xmonad is my window manager. two monitors ... : asdf
        • I'm running the same thing on my vim! and yeaa, xmonad was what I was thinking of. Haskell really isn... : askedrelic
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      Doesn't that shit hurt your eyes? : DOOManiac
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        what shit? : asdf
        • The hard to see text on the transparent background... : DOOManiac
  • anything less would be uncivilized : flasher 907
  • haha awesome : jcupitt
• C# and C/C++ in Visual Studio Twenty- Ought-Eight : Dave-A
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  all of them, and I do everything in VI : zerog83
  • Vim!!! Regular vi is tolerable but vim makes me much happier. I really want to like Eclipse but it hasn... : LilCrypto
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  C# Visual Studio only : mnok
  • ditto : Audhuml4
• C++, Objective C, UnrealScript Dev Studio, XCode Perforce, Subversion Moved from Code Warrior to Dev... : bashildy@speakeasy.net
• PHP in Zend Studio. I've been dabbling with C# in Visual Studio 2008. And I am JUST starting to pick u... : OverloadUT
• C#, Visual Studio 2008 : Schnapple
• C#, Visual Studio 2008 : Gary the Llama
• For the past year, PHP w/ Zend Studio. Past month though Xcode Objective-C 2.0 ;> Zend is awesome for we... : Skoal^Fyfan
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  Delphi, reprasent. : lolpatrol
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    I used to do delphi programming. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=221515 Even way back in 2000, ... : Maddog_Delphi97
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      It seems to have more users in Europe, but it's still a very small market share. Which is a shame, becau... : lolpatrol
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        I blame both Borland (for focusing too much on turning Delphi into some "middleware" crap) and Anders Hej... : Maddog_Delphi97
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          more like Maddog_Java2009 amirite? : manero
          • Nope. Maddog_C# might work for me, though. Except I would lose all of my post history. : Maddog_Delphi97
• C#/Visual Studio 2008 : Maddog_Delphi97
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  At work, C++ in VC6 :( At home, ActionScript in Flex Builder 3 with some C on the side for fun. For C c... : electroly
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    Ahhhh, red text on a blue background! : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
    • Yeah, those are pretty ugly! I should change that. The mc syntax file is kind of temperamental, if you ... : electroly
    • Gah! The screen swims! : CRasterImage
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    every time i try to switch away from Total Commander, it yanks me back. : TPSReport
    • I like Midnight Commander because it's the same on my local machine as it is in PuTTY on a remote Linux m... : electroly
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    unsafe string functions and not checking the return value of malloc :( : factor27
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      oh god I should point out that's NOT MY CODE. I would never write such an atrocity. : electroly
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        (just kidding, it's all my code. i don't check the return value of malloc because i have no way to handl... : electroly
        • (and i control the caller of that function and can guarantee that the string is null terminated. in that... : electroly
• Another C#, Visual Studio 2008 here learning some objective-c with XCode I've played around with some o... : mtgDoofy
• Python, no IDE for me just EditPad Pro if i get into any C/C++ work I'll be using Visual Studio : lja83
• C# / Visual Studio 2008 : zebosausamite
• PHP as of late with Notepad++. : hoov1185
• Either C#/VS2008 or php/vim. I like both, but for different reasons. : Ovate
• Perl / Textpad : x4nth3
• perl / ultraedit or vi : c0bra
• ASP.NET/C#, Visual Studio 2005 PHP, gVim : lonepie
• Mainly VB and .NET in Visual Studio (but some C, C++, Perl, etc..) and ObjectiveC Xcode. : pwnjoo
• Where the hell are all the Java peeps? : JohnnyRey
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  Scheme in DrScheme Haskell, Lisp, C, C++, and Python in Emacs Erlang in Textmate I used to use Textm... : maddy
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    out of curiosity, what do you do that requires such diverse knowledge of languages? : dopeman
    • University research lab. : maddy
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    Where do you work that uses scheme, haskell, and lisp in their everyday work ? : taronish
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      I would guess research (or that middle ground between R&D and production). You can use whatever the hell ... : qwpeoriu
      • That's exactly right. The work that transitions from R&D to production is mostly C, but the tools behind ... : maddy
  • sweet, hardcore : manero
• Python currently and VIM. : askedrelic
• ASP.Net, C#, Silverlight (XAML), Javascript using Visual Studio, Firefox + Firebug and IE + Web Dev plugi... : r3ckless
• Primarily VB, VS 2008. Also have a couple of apps developed in C#. : ateam311
• C++, C# XCode, Visual Studio 2008 : Demius
• PHP Primarily. Javascript & SQL second, w/ Perl a distant third. Rapid PHP <3 : DOOManiac
• python/vim : rmjackson
• C\C++ Visual Studio 2003, 2005 and 2008. : CRasterImage
• Perl / VI on Solaris : jimmy-buffett
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  Java/Eclipse : kill9
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    you gotta try IntelliJ IDEA, it's eclipse * 100000000L; : AssGoblin
    • That's a lot of litres. : c0bra
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      My co-worker uses it, but I wasn't sold on needing to pay for an IDE over Eclipse : kill9
      • I'm so much more productive in it than I am in Eclipse. Worth it for me : AssGoblin
    • So true. : hankyJR
    • ^^ This. : Frozen Pixel
• C++ / Visual Studio 2003 : timmie
• c++, python / emacs : cheshirecat
• Sinda/g on Femap : thane
• c/c++, VS6 / avr studio (lol) : dopeman
• C# / VS 2008 at work, Obj-C / Xcode at home : tashtego
• C++ VS 2008. : Colleton
• Java Eclipse : c_man_tmt
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  I guess I'm a programmer again so I'm using Eclipse and Java. I don't really mind Eclipse but the more I ... : qwpeoriu
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    My experience is that this is how about 90% of the Java devs I know felt at one time or another. : zakazi
    • Then we moved to Netbeans or preferably if your company can IntelliJ. I freaking swear Eclipse fans are l... : Frozen Pixel
• C#, Visual Studio 2008 : DrZettl
• perl - textmate or emacs depending on where i am : Mr.SEX
• C++ , javascript / vim : bad_fish
• c#, visual studio 2008 : El Tigre
• Perl, Vim : dextius
• Obj-C/XCode : Yanks
• C++ in Visual Studio 2005 : s2jason
• Actionscrip3 on Flash CS4 IDE. : Nitrium
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  Bolt (beta). Let's see if anyone knows what I'm talking about. : five_percent
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    Cold Fusion eh? I remember doing that. It has it's uses, certainly. : zakazi
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      Have a friend who's company is doing the back end in Groovy and using ColdFusion as a templating language... : zakazi
      • That is interesting indeed... as a templating language it is very good, but the backend CF stuff is kinda... : five_percent
  • I was going to say ColdFusion also. Dammit zakazi : king_darius
• every time i hear "Ruby on Rails" i think "Noobie on Rails" : gyokuro
• C++ nedit or vi : walker270
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  Ruby in Textmate, though I've considered brushing off vim (we have a couple guys who use vim) or emacs...... : zakazi
  • You probably will find these VIM plugins useful: NERDTree NERDSnippets NERDCommenter FuzzyFinder Sup... : Kentor
• C# and VB .Net, which of course means i use Visual Studio 2005/2008. : fanax
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  Ruby / Textmate Objective C / XCode I love Textmate. I really, really do. But the code completion i... : SqueegyTBS
  • When you have methods like CFURLCreateStringByReplacingPercentEscapes(), code completion is so necessary ... : Yanks
• Language: C, C++, and Lua. IDE: Notepad++ and Codewarrior IDE. Compiler: Codewarrior EABI for Nintendo ... : tyrelhill
• SFDC Apex / Eclipse :( : hankyJR
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  HIJACK: Color Theme / Font http://beautifulpixel.com/assets/post.rb_%E2%80%94_LatestChattyParser-20090... : SqueegyTBS
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    is that the "All Hallows Eve" TM Theme? I need to reinstall because i b0rked my themes : manero
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      Yes it it is. Been using it for years. : SqueegyTBS
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        i just use the Mac Classic theme. I can't decide whether All Hallows Eve not having colors for stuff like... : manero
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          You could try Twilight as well which is quite nice. http://beautifulpixel.com/assets/Fullscreen-20090630... : SqueegyTBS
          • that's pretty good. i think the dark background makes my eyes tired for some reason, moreso than a very l... : manero
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      check out this IR_Black theme, for Textmate. I've running the Vim version, looks pretty similar http://bl... : askedrelic
      • That is nice! : SqueegyTBS
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    rail on this http://asktherelic.com/shack/coding.jpg that is in anonymous pro, an AA bitmap font! http... : askedrelic
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      christ, i'm blinded by your font smoothing. did you turn it all the way up to "pipecleaner"? your text : electroly
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        12pt with AA. I dunno :/ and that's FF with a Safari theme... : askedrelic
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          http://homepage.mac.com/brianluft/img/ZZ738EB4EA.png I heard they are removing this option in Snow Leo... : electroly
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            hmm I had mine on Medium, I can't even tell the difference between Light and Medium... : askedrelic
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              I'm sure the JPG artifacts in the screenshot aren't helping matters. : electroly
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                any diff? http://asktherelic.com/shack/screen0907012.png I just switched my font smoothing to Light for ... : askedrelic
                • looks like the JPG was washing out the colors a bit, maybe a bit extra fuzzyness? : askedrelic
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                  Looks the same, but let's be honest, I'm just making this shit up as I go. I'm sure when I upgrade to Sn... : electroly
                  • heh. I cannot wait to upgrade to snow leopard. : askedrelic
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      Haha @ getting $yesterday by calling date() three times : action roommate
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        i shouldn't post my code :( : askedrelic
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          what do you do when date('d') returns 1? yesterday isn't 7/0/2009 :( : electroly
          • Hmm I guess that does break! I wrote that code like 2 years ago, but it seems to have been running fine s... : askedrelic
        • $yesterday = date( 'm/d/Y', time() - 86400 ); or $yesterday = date( 'm/d/Y', strtotime( 'yesterday'... : action roommate
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    Oh god looking at Objective C syntax hurts : action roommate
    • I know, those brackets have such sharp edges! They should use nice round ones like this ( ). :P : electroly
  • Vibrant Ink (for VIM and TextMate) and Inconsolata. Vibrant Ink: http://alternateidea.com/blog/article... : warpdude
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    http://files.getdropbox.com/u/26791/SyntaxHighlight.png I used 6pt Terminal for a VERY VERY long time. : boarder2
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      that is tiny : CRasterImage
      • I hate scrolling. : boarder2
  • http://s2jason.shackspace.com/desktop-coding.jpg omg secret HoN infos!!! : s2jason
• Java/Groovy/Grails - IntelliJ IDEA & Netbeans : Frozen Pixel
• At work, C/C++/Python with Visual Studio/Notepad++. At home, C++/C# with Visual Studio 2008/Notepad++. : DHAvatar
• I just do a cat > sourcefile << "EOF" for all my programming, because I don't make mistakes or changes : Cheeziologist
• java + vim : flasher 907
• I'm primarily working in PHP these days and use Coda as an IDE. : DianeOfTheMoon
• C#, Visual Studio 2005 : vaniah
• Ruby / SciTE I'm not a real programmer though, I just like messing around with stuff :/ : Flying h4x0r
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  C++; sadly, MSVC : Zero|DPX
  • We appreciate your sacrifices. : Kentor
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    What version are you guys using? I didn't notice a dependency on the newer MSVC runtime libraries, so I ... : electroly
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      2005. We don't have dependencies like that because we're awesome. : Zero|DPX
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        I think that is self-evident! : electroly
        • I should have expected treachery when depends.exe didn't notice any C runtime dependency. : electroly
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        I've had multiple crashes because it fails to find MSVCRT71.DLL... So no THAT awesome... : uncleanmonkey
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          If Chrome itself is dependent on the newer C runtime library, it should crash on launch every time. I wo... : electroly
          • It's definitely on specific pages, and I reported them using the in-browser UI, but I can't remember now ... : uncleanmonkey
• Primary: PHP/Eclipse-PDT Secondary: Java/NetBeans : Afterglow
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  Ruby VIM C/C++ VIM : Kentor
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    http://files.getdropbox.com/u/26101/VIM-C.png http://files.getdropbox.com/u/26101/VIM-Ruby.png : Kentor
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      I like those color schemes. : electroly
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        I think it's pretty nice myself. Not eye-searing, but still quite colourful. : Kentor
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          Custom theme file? Want to upload it somewhere? :D : Danny5225
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            It's a variant of Molokai, which is in turn a port of Monokai. I think the version I'm using is based off... : Kentor
            • thanks! : askedrelic
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              C# / Visual Studio Object Pascal / Delphi I use application specific editors for other things like Ex... : ieGod
              • Nice miss faggot. : ieGod
• PHP / Zend Studio 6 : action roommate
• PHP/Coda or Vim, depending. : Conan
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  wow a lot more C++'s than I had thought... I thought more companies would be switching to C# : Demius
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    In our case, we're doing all new development in C#, but we still have to maintain our older C++ products.... : electroly
    • my internship deals with only C#, i guess I'm pretty lucky in that aspect... although i actually LIKE c++... : Demius
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    Embedded bitches! : Kentor
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYkDwzi-FI : bad_fish
  • We also do quite a bit of C# work - just not as much as we do PHP. : Conan
• C++, Visual Studio 2005 ...Just part of the herd, really *baaaaah* : master_disaster_17
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  lately it's been javascript / emacs : filtersweep
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    Custom stuff, or library-based? I've done quite a bit of jQuery recently and I must say I like it qui... : action roommate
    • Mostly custom, although we use prototype and jQuery for some heavy lifting. : filtersweep
• Perl - vi Did Java in vi as well, although I wished I had an IDE just for library management. : hawke
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  C# VS2008 / VB6 - VB6, it's pretty much split even at work right now, we're transitioning to .NET though. : boarder2
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    Ouch. I can't imagine still doing VB6 development today. : Conan
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      Honestly, it's not as bad as it sounds. I actually kind of like it. It's relatively fast (really, if yo... : boarder2
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        I work as a .Net dev at a consulting firm. Since the company I work for has very few .Net clients they ha... : Pantene Pro-V
        • Ok. : boarder2
• (cake)PHP EditPlus : cpt_gloval
• BLITZ3D / IDEal represent! DX7 fo' life! : lowpoly
• C# VS2008 : thecray
• Mostly C + vim. The project has chunks of Python, C++ and Snip as well. : jcupitt
• C# VS2008 : nomaad
• C++ / Visual Studio 2005 : Lightbulb
• c# / VS2008 or Android / Exclipse : chazums
• php/javascript - IDEA : topkatz
• Assembly and Notepad .... Just kidding. : Altanar
• C#, Visual Studio 2008 (with ViEmu) and Vim. : arhughes
• c# / VS 2008, but I am about to break out into new languages for the heck of it. : silent prophet
• PHP / EditPlus : helvetica
• PHP (and all the rest, java, css, yadayada) / Zend Studio 5.5 : squigiliwams

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• No comment about who was at fault is pretty damning, especially on the shack. : ArcKnight
• Dunno how it is nowadays, but half a year ago Subaru dealers were practically throwing STI's away. : arizona bay
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  Any reason you'd choose between a brand new car and a 98 civic, other then price? : freakynipples69
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    Insurance, and I need to learn my damn lesson about doing stupid things while driving somehow. : boarder2
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      WRX's are notorious for high insurance. : hatchet165
      • I have a 9-2x and recently got into an accident. $230 a month, fuck Florida. : h0cake
• The '09s come with 265hp as well. : Ellissd
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  wow. is she ok? : festivalman
  • focus on the car. : ju$tmon3y
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    She was awake and talking when they took her away on the backboard. I really have a problem because I fe... : boarder2
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      Do not, ever say anything that will put you in a bad position in court. Hopefully you didnt talk to her a... : pwnjoo
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        I have talked to them, haven't talked about court proceedings, I didn't say anything other than what happ... : boarder2
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          right now their adjusters are hard at work trying to screw both of you, but at least if it comes to court... : pwnjoo
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            No, up north, 104th and Sheridan : boarder2
            • ok though so, that was a SNAFU. I know that intersection quite well. : pwnjoo
• damn wtf did you do? Run a red light? : mojo the helpr monke
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  crashing a car is impossible. you have to really try. Been driving for 10 years without even a close cal... : yautja
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    you must drive in the sane world, because all i see is people that drive like shit. : pwnjoo
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      Maybe Australian drivers are better, but i never have issues. My situational awareness is very high after... : yautja
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        Some things are out of your control. If and when you get plowed by somebody even after attempting to use ... : jane911
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          There is always a way to avoid every crash. You just have to drive like a granny in certain situations, b... : yautja
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            While this is true for 99% of the time, with the sheer volume of cars after tens years something will hap... : pwnjoo
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              That is my only accident. Sitting in traffic at a red light behind a car. Dumb bitch not paying attention... : Helios150
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                This happened to me on the highway and the idiot was a semi with like 40,000lbs in the back. I saw the K... : pwnjoo
                • That's crazy, I just had a fucked up bumper. But it was less than 100km after a complete body job. So I w... : Helios150
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            Sigh. There is not always a way to avoid every crash. Here is a common one that is practically unavoid... : jane911
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              The national speed limit here is 70MPH. 90 is pretty quick No-one is going to swerve as fast as they can... : yautja
              • There is a chance of alot of stuff happening. How often does EVERYBODY do exactly the speed limit anywhe... : jane911
          • Ludicrious ego, gooooo : LilCrypto
          • what a full of shit thing to say. : valael
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            You're sitting stationary at traffic lights. Someone loses control as they turn and hit you. Now what, sm... : randomposter
            • He uses his sonic screwdriver to teleport away. Only works once per level. : LilCrypto
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              FLASH YOUR BRAKE LIGHTS DUH : jane911
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                PUT YOUR HIGH BEAMS ON, IT DISORIENTS THEM AND THEY'LL MISS YOU : randomposter
                • GO GO GADGET TIRES AND BOUNCE AWAY : jane911
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                  lol. but as i said in another post, the chances of those type of accidents are pretty damn low and youd b... : yautja
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                    I will trust actual statistics rather than your pronouncement from on high. : ArcKnight
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                      but have you read statistics of those exact scenarios? they dont exist. they only advertise stats of "amo... : yautja
                      • I've seen more accidents on the freeway from someone rear-ending stopped traffic than anything else. In ... : hussdelrio
                  • Yeah that's awesome except my mom has been rear-ended twice at stoplights. You live in a magical fairy la... : h0cake
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            Tell that to the deer that jumps into your face. : shortbuscaptain
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              dont drive at dusk or at night in the country : yautja
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                Deer don't only come out at dusk or night. : ArcKnight
                • Ah, we only worry about kangaroos here. they only come out as dusk or night : yautja
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            This really is spectacularly retarded. : randomposter
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              A tombstone reads: "There is always a way to avoid every crash." ---Yautja, RIP killed by drunk driver ... : jane911
              • misreply but whatever! : jane911
          • Situational awareness is important, man, but you're not the only one on the road. You're not invincible. : Conan
          • you are so naive. : xxiv
          • This is an ignorant comment - if someone rear-ends you while stopped at a light stuck in a line of other ... : hussdelrio
  • You know damn well that's not true. : hoov1185
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    Most of the time people who crash into others are either on the phone or texting, trying to eat, read the... : arizona bay
    • The other day I was craving a hot dog so I pulled over next to one of those hot dog stands and bought one... : Ellissd
  • You are so full of shit. My jeep got totalled last year by somebody that started to pull out in front of ... : ArcKnight
  • a decent attempt at trolling. : hamachi
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    Old lady blew a red light as I was entering the intersection, no way I couldn't hit her. Totaled. : dognose
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      Was that when the light turned green or it was already green as you approached? I check at intersections,... : yautja
      • It was green as I approached and was going with traffic. I sure check at intersections now. For a while... : dognose
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    Try driving in eastern Massachusetts sometime. : the archvile
    • I see your Massholes and raise you South Floridians. : h0cake
  • People average 1 wreck every 10 years, so you're not that special. : c0bra
  • man, you're on a roll tonight. : mindmann
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    yup I really tried to get rear ended. : zakazi
    • It's a car thread, not a sexuality one : Phreakin
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      its obvious when someone is going to rear end you, they approach at high speed and that object in the rea... : yautja
      • last time i was rear ended, it was when i was stopped at a red light. the person behind me was checking t... : mindmann
      • Defensive driving will only protect you for so long. See my post on wreck statistics; it's not all that u... : c0bra
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        Not when you're making a turn they're following too closely and when someone comes into your lane you bre... : zakazi
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          I learnt from my parents. they have been driving for 40 years... not one accident. While there is the ... : yautja
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            And doing things like leaving buffers is a great practice. That's good driving (I drive something with mo... : zakazi
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              He left out the last one and that is malicious accidents too. If someone wants to hit you, there is nothi... : pwnjoo
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                thats screwed up. most likely for insurance jobs? : yautja
                • yeap, they run like 3 or 4 cars and cause an accident. really shifty stuff, a couple years ago it was alm... : pwnjoo
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    Every accident I've ever been in hasn't been my fault. I'm always attentive to the road and I've had a f... : jingletard
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      I know this girl who got rear ended probably 5 times a year. Funny, we drive almost the same route & mile... : yautja
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        i'm not seeing the correlation here. you still have control over it because it happened to her and not y... : Sapiens
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          Yes, because she didnt "try" to avoid a rear end... lack of situational awareness. : yautja
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            Bull fucking shit : gmd
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              No bullshit. She would have been sitting there doing her makeup instead of watching the mirrors of her su... : yautja
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                If you are Stopped and get rear ended there is nothing you can do to avoid it : gmd
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                  Bull fucking shit : yautja
                  • Shut up stop being a troll, if some one is in front of you and you are in traffic fucking tell me how you... : gmd
                  • I wish I could run you over with a car. BTW I've been rear ended by someone doing 30, the only indicat... : skitzo
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                    I've been hit while parked in my driveway how the fuck do you avoid that. I was nearly taken out by so... : bld
                    • note my "bull fucking shit" post was to imitate gmd, because he posts with nothing to back it up. also... : yautja
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                  Exactly. You are stopped at a stop light, with cars in front of and to the left and right of you. Car com... : ArcKnight
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                    You cant magically make them stop. my point is, you can help to avoid it. sitting there waiting for it to... : yautja
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                      i get the suspicion you don't drive in heavy traffic : EvilDolemite
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                        you didn't know you could avoid getting rear-ended in heavy traffic by flashing your brake lights a few t... : Sapiens
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                          every day. infact, the risk is lower in heavy traffic. the cars are barely moving. : yautja
                          • haha jesus just give up, you're not even paying attention any more : Sapiens
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                      No, actually your point has been consistently that if you are in an accident it is your fault for not pay... : ArcKnight
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                        In a court of law if you are involved in any accident, you still have a percentage of fault. Regardless i... : yautja
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                          Uh, what? In a court of law if you are involved in any accident, you still have a percentage of fault ... : ArcKnight
                          • He's talking out his ass. To my knowledge there's no such law. : Arceihn
                  • Yup a guy I know was in that situation. Except he got slammed from behind by a dumptruck. He survived, ba... : jane911
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                  Exactly. See my post above (http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20304250#itemanchor_20304250) Tell me wh... : Helios150
                  • Clearly your fault : gmd
                  • If you really didn't want to have a wreck you would have spent the money for those springs. You should st... : ArcKnight
              • You really sound like you're trying to pretend you're a driving ninja or something, you're like a retarde... : randomposter
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    Who wants to start making bets on how many days until yautja is involved in a vehicle collision? I'm gues... : Helios150
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      if i do its when i get my next bike. Ive crashed many times on my bike but it always never involved any o... : yautja
      • Why not? It'd obviously be your fault. : ArcKnight
  • yautja post : anhero
• Hope you're both ok, regardless of who was at fault. : focusdaily
• Oh, so it was you who was at fault. : CrustaR
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  A friend was looking into the WRX 265... lots of engine problems. Do a quick search. It is also only abou... : Helios150
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    they don't have any engine problems, really : EvilDolemite
    • in fact the 2.0 and 2.5l boxers are pretty much bulletproof : EvilDolemite
    • my parents have an 06 legacy gt, which I'd imagine is basically the same engine, and they haven't had a s... : mojo the helpr monke
    • they actaully do have some upper oiling issues. : pwnjoo
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      Are you being sarcastic? Seriously, just do a quick search. Even youtube. I simply was trying to find a v... : Helios150
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        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT65U3rRW6M : buzzbat
        • Nice feature if you like attracting ducks. : Helios150
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        i've heard of transmission problems, and of clutch wear, and even belt issues, but i've never heard of th... : EvilDolemite
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          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCSOufy5v74 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjXSNxfJfI : Helios150
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            Still seems kinda anecdotal. You can blow a motor pretty easy if you're stupid and decide to run out and... : Freon
            • Some of the 2.5 blocks have been bad. Subaru will replace them no questions within 5k miles. : h0cake
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        Are you sure you not talking about how the boxer engine sounds normally? Cause they are a bit louder than... : hatchet165
        • ah nevermind saw the video : hatchet165
  • I was going to mention that those engines arent really ment for the long haul. : pwnjoo
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    Except that every single manufacturer everywhere rates their cars HP at the crank, not at the wheels. Su... : boarder2
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      True, everyone goes by HP at the crank when showing specs. I'm just saying don't name your car after it. ... : Helios150
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        ....no it's not? Impreza WRX. : ArcKnight
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          It is called the WRX265 4-door on the Canadian site. I didn't check the American. : Helios150
          • Ah. Territorial differences. : ArcKnight
      • gt430 doesn't have the same ring. (dunno real # just guessing) : khaosman
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    They are naming it after crank horsepower... and if it is making 228hp at the wheels then i'd say 265 is... : khaosman
    • I hear Dodge did with the Neon SRT-4. But it was certainly an exception. : zakazi
  • what, every car manufacture does that, no one lists the whp : gmd
  • Uh, it's got 265 crank HP. AWD has a lot of drivetrain loss, around 20% : h0cake
• :D : Downforce
• Dude. Sucks. :( : SqueegyTBS
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  After I totaled my Sentra, a small car was the last thing I wanted to be in, so I got a bigass van. Yeah... : dognose
  • Should've bought an Escalade ESV. : arizona bay
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    I was in a head on collision once. Didn't really get hurt but I was in shock afterwards and nearly stagge... : Dave-A
    • Wow, you'd be screwed now huh. : ArcKnight
• dont have a cow man. : CoRDS
• hope everyone is alright. sucks about the car :( : AMikaboshi

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• CONTAINS SPOILERS, FYI : action wombmate
• hahaha awesome : askedrelic
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  lol good stuff. There were so many things wrong with that movie that it blew my mind. Also, for a mov : riptyde
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    I think "shockingly bad" is a bit strong but there were some parts that looked off. I'd wager that it's : action wombmate
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      I was so shocked I literally died right in the movie theater. LITERALLY. It was only the horror of the ... : LilCrypto
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        They did have the best line in the movie, tho. "That's 'cause you're a pussy!]/ : riptyde
        • I'll have to reluctantly agree to that. The entire audience got a good laugh fro that line. I actually ... : LilCrypto
    • Well considering how well most of the CGI in the movie blended in with the real scenery, I was shocked at... : riptyde
• This is hilarious but the movie was still mostly enjoyable. : ashkie
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  haha, that was great. I can't wait to email this to my buddy who is so gay for these movies that he would... : strider_
  • A shacker pointed out Bays habit of having stupid comic-relief moments in the middle of action sequences, : riptyde
• I wish I had read that before I went to see it tonight. He nailed pretty much everything that I hated ab... : clain
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  Dude, the part about why they didn't use the shard to reanimate OP instead of Jetfire. I never thought of : invisible_kid
  • They also didn't explain why the German Doctor-bot's Khan-probe could go into Sam's head and pull out his : riptyde
• so awesome, really highlights how clusterfuck of a story it is, all that being said I still enjoyed it :| : shackwack
• Hilarious, thanks for the link. : lightly inclined
• Who does this guy think he is, trying to figure out this movie! What a fucking fuck! : FlatlineDixay
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  this movie sounds like a flaming peice of crap: Ah! Remember the shard? Sam uses it to bring Jetfire bac : deathofrats
  • That was pretty funny, but wasn't the thing you consider in a storyline is what the characters know and d... : Sailor of Fortune
  • I didn't get the impression that Jetfire was dead, but just sort of dormant and that it woke him up - he : Conan
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    The reason all spark can not be used on optimus was because it only works on decepticons. All spark only : pobone
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      but the fallen was a prime! and then he became bad, so how-come decepticons cant use the matrix? : radula
      • They hid the matrix from fallen because he could use it. but megatron can't, or else why would he need Fa... : pobone
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      Galvatron didn't realize you need to use the little finger holes; he just sort of groped it for a bit whi... : ZTac
      • They decepticon proofed the Matrix by adding the finger holes. That's all it takes to fool decepticons. ... : pobone
  • .... because it didn't work that way. The shard just woke Jetfire up -- not revive him. Jetfire wasn't : walker270
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  how accurate is this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fqN_wCK9hM : shika.art
  • Having not seen the first or the second one, this is exactly how I imagine it. : devi| dog
  • Ok, that made me laugh. : action wombmate
  • You just saved yourself $10. : riptyde
  • Quite accurate, and yet the big robot fights are somehow still very satisfying. : Conan
  • Very accurate. : kallanta
  • oh that was gold! : abrasion
  • Amazing popcorn flick. Can't wait for Transformers 3 and 4 and 5 : bozer
  • that's actually better than the movie because i can tell which robot is which : smax
  • I think technically they can't be organisms. : cerealSAM2
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  Also, could they have made the movie any more confusing by having like 15 different constructicons? Earl : riptyde
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    The other thing was the incessant need to make a bunch of fodder Decepticons that served no purpose other : riptyde
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      Yeah, Soundwave (my fav transformer) was awesome. Loved the voice. : NFXFSX
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        Soundwave superior. Constructicons inferior. : riptyde
        • \m/ : NFXFSX
    • Wait a second. He was still hooked up to that satellite in orbit at the end of the movie. Or did I forget : transmetal
    • insectibots : Slowtreme
    • WARNING, SPOILER -- (attempts to find shack tags fail) Those ball bearings and the chick where stupi... : ShadowRam
  • the one that died was devastator's dong. probably a good thing considering the later scene : smax
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  Also fun is how they sink Megatron into the ocean, put an entire fleet over top to defend the spot, and t : riptyde
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    Dammit, you got me all riled up now. Why even sink him into the ocean at all? What fucking logic is tha : riptyde
    • but its not 9300 fathoms deep!!!! : buzzbat
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      Nah, just throw him in a volcano (Mount Doom style). : ArtilleryMarker
      • That would fit with the end of Season 1 of the original cartoon. : NFXFSX
      • I prefer to think of that as Terminator 2 style. : Grumbeld
    • He was sunk be cause it was the coldest spot on earth, they also had him in a secure facility in the firs : stgdz
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  i just saw it tonight. i'm still shaking my head over the Racist Twins : smax
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    because it's not really racist? : Slowtreme
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      Well them made them about the most stereotypical ghetto n*ggers they possibly could, right down to the go... : riptyde
      • Really? I watched it, and I didn't see 'black' at all.. maybe its because I'm not racist.... : ShadowRam
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  Actually reading this he gets a lot of it wrong. I'm not defending the movie, because the plot really is ... : Conan
  • Yeah, the author is either intentionally got it a lot of it wrong for comic effect, or is an idiot who ca... : walker270
  • yeah, i don't think he really paid attention. : OMGzImBurning
• Sounds like box office record-breaking material doesn't it? : stuka
• spoilers. Also, lol. : chazums
• I enjoyed the movie, and yet, that's so accurate and hilarious. : nephilem
• This sound so terrible. I wish Michael Bay aids : bozer
• I liked one of the comments made: "Transformers Transformers 2: ROTF Transformers 3: LMAO" This n... : Cliffzorz
• If you can't tell the robots apart you must be old : NukemFornever
• That was freakin hilarious. Saw the movie and while I enjoyed most of it for the fights and explosions, I... : Eric2025

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• I'm so outraged. : DM7
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  You should put quotes around good and information. : Porkasaurus
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    I actually wish abrasion was in there fighting the good fight with me. that is the only time I will ev : pancake humper
    • Never say never baby. : abrasion
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  Wait so are people pissed or just making fun of the people who are pissed? : OverloadUT
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    I mean because I say who fucking cares. It helps fight piracy and you can still play at LAN parties with ... : OverloadUT
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      I've only been to a couple LAN parties, and neither had Internet access. This is bad news. : ThomW
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        You've only been to a couple LAN parties in the past year or the past 10 years or what? I mean c'mon. : pancake humper
        • lol no comment Did I ever tell you about that time I was at a LAN party and Lincoln got shot? : ThomW
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      Isn't the piracy argument a crock of shit though? It's a blizzard game, it's going to sell millions even ... : Beady
      • This is the most fucking stupid counterargument. Why the fuck does it matter how many copies it will sell... : OverloadUT
      • LOL : MercFox1
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  The best post was in last night's news item when some dude nerd raged over the April Fool's Terran Transf... : Ajax
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    Wait what? Do you have a link? : pancake humper
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      http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20295591#itemanchor_20295591 : Ajax
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        That's pretty hilarious because I can totally picture his facial expression while looking at the screensh... : pancake humper
        • His post explaining how he was drunk was better I think. : focusdaily
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  what's the tldr, pancake humper? is blizzard a fag? : electroly
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    Blizzard is removing LAN play option from Starcraft 2. One of the main vocal reasons they are saying that : pancake humper
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      your tldr is tldr. : IHATEDUST
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        tl;dr STARCRAFT 2 : pancake humper
        • better thx! : IHATEDUST
    • eSports sounds silly : Dave-A
    • Ya I dont get the whining, even when I have friends over playing LAN style we all get on b.net anyway to ... : nukewinter
  • Hey, you should check your Shackmessages! : Modica Sol Solis
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  Do you mean from the front page story or was there one in the morning chatty? I know there was a thread ... : mathyou
  • nothing on the front page is ever worth reading, you should know that. : IHATEDUST
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  I can see why they would do it but it doesn't make it suck any less. There would be no way for my friend... : melkore
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    For the last fucking time: YOU DO NOT NEED A GOOD INTERNET CONNECTION to play via Battle.net. All you nee... : OverloadUT
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      Would Battle.net be able to tell that all the players are from the same area and not require you to send ... : melkore
      • Does Battlenet run SC servers right now or do they just create and connect games? : Porkasaurus
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        It sucks but it's there to stay. Get it over with... It's not that hard to change and start using an inte... : razlebol
        • We usually had one but we couldn't get one with a connection this last time. It's more for emergency use... : melkore
      • The only data you receive from the net once in a game is messages from others. : razlebol
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        It's not battle.net that does it. Routers will do it. The router will choose the best path to get data ... : bRAINsick
        • Yea, I don't even know why people are complaining about this. : askedrelic
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          That only works if all IPs are public. If the host and any of the clients are on a NAT'd LAN, then battl... : nothigh
          • That doesn't make sense. All a NAT'd router already takes traffic destined for an inside global address ... : bRAINsick
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        Some how I think you have this idea that computer 1 and computer 2 on a LAN are sending all game play dat... : liqker
        • I was thinking it would be similar to dedicated servers out in the internet rather than a local listen se... : melkore
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      I don't know, I have a feeling they might make it so that the games are actually hosted on the battle.net... : yemeth
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        That's my understanding of how it will work. : rudds
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          [citation needed] Why on earth would Blizzard host every single game on their servers for a game that has... : liqker
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            to get complete accurate stats of every single one of your games played. So someone could check out build... : pancake humper
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              Yea but there is no way for them to do it financially without a subscription model. If every SC2 client ... : liqker
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                Halo 3 does this currently. : pancake humper
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                  Does every Halo 3 client connect to dedicated Halo 3 servers hosted at Bungie or Microsoft? I was under ... : liqker
                  • That's dumb and I didn't know that. I thought they ran their game servers. With the stat tracking they do : pancake humper
                • halo 3 doesn't. This is why there's a whole industry of halo 3 hosting hacks. Programs that can force y... : nothigh
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                Diablo 2 had server side hosting fuck. : D45hiz
                • D2 had a system where characters where stored on the bnet servers, but the games where still played in th... : liqker
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              you mean like how valve hosts every tf2 and l4d server in existence to get stats for those games? oh ... : synapse19
              • Yeah no shit, it is amazing how many people do not understand how games work or can work. : Porkasaurus
              • To be fair TF2's stats are ridiculously broken and abusable. : Zek
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              They are doing an incredible amount of stat tracking, yes, down to things like timestamped timelines of y... : rudds
              • rudds nice interview with Dustin btw. : pancake humper
              • that doesn't explain why you think that they'd suddenly completely change bnet to host servers and effect... : synapse19
            • They can track that without hosting the game. It could just download the replay with stats after the game... : razlebol
          • u mean like quake live? : fathertime
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          that would straight up ridiculously retarded : synapse19
          • +be : synapse19
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      This is incorrect according to my info. It won't magically become a LAN game just because you're all play... : rudds
      • Well it depends. If Bnet2 works like Bnet then a player hosts the game on his local machine and all game... : bRAINsick
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        So if the host computer and all the client computers on are on the same LAN, then the gameplay data from ... : liqker
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          Yeah imagine the ping times/hop counts on that. It would be horrendous. : bRAINsick
          • lol what? it would be like playing a normal online game... : derelict515
      • yea i hear blizzard is recoding the internet from scratch : synapse19
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        What info do you have? This flies in the face how it's currently done. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
        • He works for the gaming press. : abrasion
      • It's not magic. It's how every game has worked ever with very very few exceptions and those exceptions ar... : OverloadUT
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        It won't magically become a LAN game, but you're not sending data through Blizzard's servers either. You... : walker270
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          Actually, I take that back... Wouldn't the local router just take care of it, without even transmitting ... : walker270
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            well nothigh has a point with NAT it becomes tricky because the destination address will be the public IP... : bRAINsick
            • It usually doesn't work, or isn't enabled by default. Here's a description of it: http://www.openbsd.... : nothigh
      • Warcraft 3 already works this way. I see no reason why Starcraft 2 would not. : Chod
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      lol. "FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME!!!GUUURGGHHHGSGSSAAAGAAA!!!....Of course I haven't read what Blizzard sai... : weaselmeister
      • except for the fact that everything he said is true since that's exactly how bnet works : synapse19
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      The point is that they've basically said that they're using Battle.Net for DRM and they don't give a fuck... : capt tripps
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        besides the fact that that leap of logic isn't warranted, that's no different than Steam requiring authen... : derelict515
        • It would be different for a Blizzard game and BNet requirement for D3 and S2 would piss people off. : capt tripps
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      HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS? It didn't used to work with battle.net games hosted behind a NATing router. C... : nothigh
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        That was the old days. These days with UPnP and more sophisticated NAT traversal this isn't a problem. : OverloadUT
        • Yeah, I'm pretty sure Blizzard will fix this. I hope. : Rice-Rocketeer
        • NAT Traversal has nothing to do with it, and you wouldn't use UPnP unless you didn't want it to work. Bu... : nothigh
      • It works this way with WC3 : crummynz
  • It's Blizzard, they don't give a flying turd about anyone's LAN parties. Why? Because they cannot make ... : FreshlyShavenGreasedAndAngry
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  Where were you in... there?? That's your own fault, you knew the consequences of front page chatty. : devi| dog
  • Because it's a thread about a game I want to talk about. I read the front page a lot. : pancake humper
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  no link? : dignan
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    Read ER : pancake humper
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      i don't see it in ER : dignan
      • I think it might be the first story linked. : Porkasaurus
• Front page comments are the only place you can just blinding throw out inane babble and people just take ... : DM7
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  I think blizzard is doing a great thing. they are NOT resorting to DRM and other things that really make ... : Downforce
  • Seriously. : pancake humper
  • part of some activation/authentication packages is stuff that fucks up machines and increases the costs o... : the archvile
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    oh I'm sure a DRM announcement is coming : AllYourBase
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      This is Blizzard we're talking about, it'll never happen : Yanks
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        ActiBlizzard you mean. : capt tripps
        • no it's pretty much just blizzard making the calls here I'd say. : crummynz
  • Seriously, worse than DRM. Hey lets exclude FEATURES so that people won't pirate our game. : Modulus
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    well, i was under the impression that it was going to be the same as SC1 - whenever Ratalon and I try to ... : Galadriel07
    • They will of course fix this. Games don't have that problem anymore. : OverloadUT
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  What happens at a large LAN event when there are 100 people playing? That would require a beefy net conne... : Beady
  • Fuck pants. : capt tripps
• It's still removing an option you have no reason to remove for legitimate buyers, so it's still DRM in th... : locater16
• I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUT I STAYED AT A HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS LAST NIGHT SO ANYTHIN... : walker270
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  Starcraft 2 is going to blow our fucking minds and no amount of "LOL NO LAN" posts are going to change an... : MercFox1
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    http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20296542#itemanchor_20296542 : abrasion
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      If you are worried about Korean KEKEKE "WTF your micro is terrible, I am better by 3.64%" pro players, I ... : MercFox1
      • To be honest I am just kind of happy to be back in to War 3. : abrasion
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        i will play this game so much with you. after i finish the single player campaign of course. : DrFlammable
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          Yeah, who here is going to go straight online and skip the SP of a Blizzard game?!!?! I remember some pe... : abrasion
          • with the crazy upgrade trees in SP i'm probably more excited about that than multiplayer. I played maybe ... : DrFlammable
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      I kind of agree. It's the same with the new DOTA clones coming out. New players enjoy the games especial... : Nighteyes
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        The entire reason I quit War 3, 6 years ago was my mate and I couldn't find anyone to play, the only peop... : abrasion
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          This is a logarithmic scale right? :P : miasma(&)
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            I will put my entire penis inside your eye socket. : abrasion
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              It is! I'm pretty sure Jaedong is a lot more than ~2 times better than me. : miasma(&)
              • Yeah ok you're right - ok someone who has only finished SP is a 1/10 and I'm a 2/10 - he's 5x better than... : abrasion
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            Probably more like exponential going off those numbers. : Felraiser
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              I do not understand these math terms, I just know I'm shit. : abrasion
              • Well, apparently, I don't understand them either - logarithmic scale is exactly what I was thinking of. D... : Felraiser
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          I will still buy it. It's fucking Starcraft 2. It will be a load of fun. However I refuse to play the ... : Nighteyes
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            I'll play you - I'm only mediocre dude :) : abrasion
            • only mediocre is pretty much pro compared to me : Nighteyes
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          Don't underestimate how a really good match making / skill ranking system can accommodate this. Blizzard ... : Neech
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            If thats the case then the first thing I'm gonna do is intentionally destroy my own base for the first 20... : Nighteyes
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              It'd be so funny if you were temp banned for abusing the system. : miasma(&)
              • Banned for what though? It's not like after those 20 quit defeats I'd be rocking the noob scene. I'd pro... : Nighteyes
            • You can do that but you will play worse games because you aren't matched against fair partners. Unless yo... : Neech
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            ^^^ this. They've used the same system in war III and it's pretty effective at finding you even matchu... : boomstickah
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              The War 3 one is broken due to smurfs, I was hoping Bnet 2.0 would mean ONE account for SC2 only, no abil... : abrasion
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                abrasion you hold so many strange ideas, where did you get this idea? When is the last time you laddered?... : boomstickah
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                  I haven't laddered in so long man, so so long. I still think the concept of people creating a new, fresh... : abrasion
                  • That doesn't work that well anymore. You might get 1 easy win, but you'll consistently end up playing you... : boomstickah
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                what does smurf mean in this context? : Slowtreme
                • Creating a new account to reset stats and play again lower level players. : razlebol
                • A smurf is a good player who has made a new battlenet account so he gets a new name and 0 ladder score. ... : abrasion
              • It worked pretty well in war3 but it was no where near as sophisticated as the WoW system. Also the WoW s... : Neech
  • its an RTS... no minds will be blown. its just some new units and spells... maybe 5 years from now RTS's... : dignan
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  Front page thread + popular game + controversial change = death. : Fred Garvin
  • SLAP TO THE FACE : crummynz
• Here's what Karune had to say on this http://forums.battle.net/thread.html?topicId=18031370482&sid=3000&... : razlebol
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  StarCraft 2 is becoming too much "serious business" for my tastes. Hopefully the single-player is at lea... : PenicillinX57
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    It's going to be like that for all Blizzard's game. There is so many followers that you here about all th... : razlebol
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      Just give me the Diablo 3 Collector's Edition with HARDCORE mode and I'll be happy. : DM7
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        TOO MUCH COLORS ZOMGGGGGG!!!!! BLzizzaard suckss...1!!11! : razlebol
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          I don't care about color in my Diablo, have you seen Act 3 in Diablo2? ;D Most of these Blizzard fans are... : DM7
          • Act 1: brown Act 2: light brown Act 3: green Act 4: grey Act 5: brown and grey : grandmasterlee
• If they want to turn Diablo 3 into candyland, it's their damn game. I just won't buy it. : cdbeckman

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• Should have shit on his door handle. : magistersmax
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  Maximum fast. : drucifer
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    lol perfect : Downforce
    • ^^^ : c0bra
• lol mustang : zerog83
• Your shopping cart should have been hit with a sudden violent wind gust : melkore
• Those are the types of cars(people) I tend to park as close to as I can. : watcherxp
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  would it be shack faux pas to leave a pile of human shit on his hood? it wouldn't permanently damage a... : [fry]
  • Just walk over with your cart turn it over and place it on his hood : NukemFornever
  • Where's the shacker with the white poop when you need him? : Sailor of Fortune
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  i really need to print these out and use them so i can feel smug and better about myself for parking corr... : FrayLo
  • Nice, I need to print those out. : Helios150
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  Man, you are ONLY allowed to do that if you drive a Lambo/Ferrari etc. : lodit
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    lambo/ferrari drivers can fuck off and park correctly like everyone else, if not i'll laugh when someone ... : lja83
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      I love people who key cars for no reason. Love 'em. : ArcKnight
      • they're the lesser equalizer to death's greater : c0bra
      • You love cowardly scumbags? : swenkcahs
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    even if i drove a ferrari i would never park like that. i would park far away from everyone else : FrayLo
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      wouldn't work...i do this all the time in my evo. this is what happens. i took a pic today...wish i did... : vassili_zaitsev
      • Hahah, the same thing happens to me. : CrustaR
      • I do that to people. Just to mess with them. IT's lame and childish but it makes me happy. : Pettytheft
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        You need to park near curbs, preferably so that if someone parks next to you their passenger side is faci... : Prozium
        • Ah, the holy grail of parking, where one person is in backwards so the drivers-side doors on both adjacen... : riptyde
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    If I owned one, I would probably just park far away from everyone else. Having said that, I must confess ... : afty04
    • owning an exotic gives you the right to rev your engine as loudly as you want. : zerog83
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    no, you need a Toyota Yaris, every shacker knows that : Postal
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      nah you mean a Scion xB : creep
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        nah you mean a Mazda3 : hoov1185
        • nah you mean a BMW : ArcKnight
  • or if you drive an obscenely large vehicle like an RV or truck.. and even then it wouldn't require a reta... : dopeman
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    I park like that... but way to fuck out in the back of the lot. Oh, and I drive this : http://www.shac... : hoopfam4
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      As a daily driver? What is that? : action wombmate
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        1955 Pontiac Starchief over 17 and a half feet long and around 3,600 pounds of American steel. : hoopfam4
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          Pretty sweet. Do you drive it every day? : action wombmate
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            Every damn day.... as long as it isn't raining, and that's only because the windshield wipers don't work ... : hoopfam4
            • Haha me too, and that's definitely true. I owned a crappy '75 Super Beetle for about a year and never bo... : action wombmate
  • I saw a guy do it with an R8 a couple weeks ago. And he did it as far away from the "main" parking as po... : action wombmate
  • unless you own like a tank or a van equipped with a wheelchair lift there is no reason that you can't par... : skizl
  • Nope, just park far away. That is what I do. NEVER be an ass and park taking up two or more spaces. : Helios150
  • yaris : Slowtreme
  • I appreciate the rich guys who are willing to risk a door ding. A couple of years ago I was in a Best Bu... : riptyde
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  http://youparklikeanasshole.com/ : silent77
  • This is a wonderful idea. : DOOManiac
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    haha... I have to print some of these out. : Shadowdane
    • i just did :) : Rigg5
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  Ever had a ding in your door or scratch because some asshole parked so close you needed a can opener to g... : Pneum0
  • Sometimes the parking spaces are just too goddamn narrow :( : ArcKnight
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    no joke http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20298570 i go to the mall after work today. i choose th... : vassili_zaitsev
    • That's like the creepy asshole who sits near you in an empty theater. : Eric2025
• You should get one of those "real" looking traffic citations. : Sailor of Fortune
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  park right next to him in the same position but really close. : .sticks.
  • That would be pretty godddamn funny. : ArcKnight
  • Haha. That would be so awesome. : afty04
  • lololol I vote for this : Megara9
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    when I'm settled in a career I'm buying a piece of shit car, and taking it out on errands and just park a... : proclone1
    • it sounds like a great idea but you have to drive that piece of shit car around all the time :( : FrayLo
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    hahah. that would be awesome. i'd love to see that. : mindmann
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      ok. now i really want to do this with three or four friends. just start a little line radiating from a ca... : mindmann
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        or just box the asshole in. be sure to bring a camera to record the rage : re4ctor
        • nah. wouldn't want a rage reaction. more just a o_O reaction. : mindmann
  • I did this to a corvette driver with a car in front and a car behind him. The dude was fucking huge that... : devi| dog
  • I've done this. It's fantastic. : freakynipples69
  • My friend has a piece of shit old car, and every time he sees this he parks right beside them as close as... : Derringer
  • Best idea I've ever heard! : thetangent
  • yes! : dahanese
• maybe he wanted you to read between the lines. : festivalman
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  ONTARIO. : creep
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    CANADA. : .sticks.
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      EARTH. : Postal
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        EARF : steelsamurai
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          awww hell nah : redfive
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            You DID NOT just shoot that green shit at me! : locater16
            • Coulda been at a BBQ. But I ain't mad. : daneloire
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  I don't want to sound like an asshole or something...but it doesn't look like the parking lot was full...... : jamesray
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyFpOp8Ft0Q : FrayLo
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  Few years back I saw a car parked like that in a supermarket parking lot, and a couple ~18 year old guys ... : bipolar
  • hahah awesome, i hope they got an award for that : CoRDS
• hahah, that's hilarious : phipple
• http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/ : virus
• He must be mad because he drives a mustang haha : chrisschutz
• I park the vette normally, only problem sometimes is getting out since the doors are so long : gmd
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  To be fair, mustangs have retardedly long ass doors and ding EVERY MOTHAFUCKING CAR THEY PARK NEXT TOO : anhero
  • This is why handicapped parking is awesome. : ArcKnight
• Safeway SHOW N SHINE nobody else invited but ME! HMPH! : jane911
• I saw some lady at work today in a beetle park across two handicap parking spots. She then got up out of ... : ieGod
• is it bad that I park my sentra like that? : sesmaster
• http://jalopnik.com/5245672/this-is-why-people-think-audi-drivers-are-asshats : the archvile
• I tend to park in a spot that only has one other spot next to me, not two. Or next to a handicapped spot ... : freakynipples69
• Who cares? He isn't parked near the store it seems and theres a ton of spots open around him. : Nighteyes
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  He 0wned the parking lot? : CrustaR
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    God damnit I read the first two words, and for some reason, instantly hit replay and started to type "Pag... : MercFox1
    • Reply* : MercFox1
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    Tr0n! I too park far away from everyone. : nb-co0kieman
    • co0kimena, I am glad you do so! : CrustaR
    • co0kieman, I meant. : CrustaR
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  i had to squeeze in next to some retard albertan in a full garage last weekend http://lh5.ggpht.com/_35Hf... : cpt_gloval
  • AHAHAHA! : yosemiteclimber
  • Alberta is full of douches : ShadowRam
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  I saw a minivan pull into a spot in the menards parking lot, and then spend 10 passes back and forth, ove... : NexusOne
  • also, she was fairly fat. i just now think that that may be why it was done, because her fat ass would ha... : NexusOne
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  http://picasaweb.google.com/riptyde/RandomStuff#5312774111884851330 This was in a very small garage th... : riptyde
  • something about audi drivers.... : vassili_zaitsev
• It's not even a Cobra. : h0cake

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  Well carrots are fucking nasty so that might be why. I'm not a picky eater, the only two foods I absol... : MagicWishMonkey
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    I abhor liver and I've never tried it, carrots are awesome though. : Sapiens
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      I like carrots if they are cooked, I just can't handle them if they are raw. Some kind of funky aftert... : MagicWishMonkey
      • Carrots don't really have any aftertaste that I can tell. : Lone Swordsman
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        Are you sure you're not eating dicks? : Godhatesfatpeople
        • Ahh that must be it, I've been eating dicks this whole time and didn't realize it. Thanks for clearing... : MagicWishMonkey
      • Get some veggie dip! : Sapiens
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    what? carrots are fucking awesome : moshman
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      I don't know, something about the flavor of raw carrots makes me want to throw up. I have to bite into a... : MagicWishMonkey
      • raw is the best way to eat carrots IMO, then again I like raw potatoes too. : x4nth3
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      Sweet glazed cooked carrots are awesome. Plain carrots are shit. : Rehevkor
      • I love the huge glazed carrots they serve at Ruths Chris : MagicWishMonkey
  • Well, I don't get that since carrots are crunchy tasty awesome, but I understand some people not liking o... : node
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  I'm one of these people :( Why do I refuse to try some things? I guess if I don't like the look of it ... : scottythejock
  • Though I'm not a fussy eater, what you've said strikes me as very rational. The other view is kind of li : vitaminzach
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  prob cuz people would rather eat something they know they're gonna like instead of getting some wack carr... : arizona bay
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    But it could be awesome too? WTF. How can food be "whack" before you've even tried it. Worse case scenari... : node
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      it could be, but it also could not be. that's my point. if you pick out something you already know is a... : arizona bay
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        Simple answer, you're missing out. Not trying new stuff in general is just a guaranteed boring existence. : node
        • i try new stuff all the time, im just trying to explain why people choose not to. : arizona bay
      • you can't win either. : MagicWishMonkey
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  I will eat almost anything once and most things twice. It drives me crazy when people won't try sushi. ... : peanut-
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    Oh shit, I love sushi. And just about any raw fish to be honest. I get how it being cold and slightly sli... : node
    • I love eel in sushi. : h0cake
• anyone else see "pussy eaters" when they started reading? : zerog83
• i wont try new foods in certain places because of the gag reflex :( : Unleashed
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  I'm a very fussy eater, but usually on the basis of things I HAVE had before. I tend to avoid raw fruit,... : Lone Swordsman
  • Man, what's wrong with raw fruit? : Arceihn
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  I lost a lot of my taste for adventure after eating fried dog and a bat in Indonesia. : kramweil
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    What does dog taste like? Was it by mistake? I love dogs, but shit, the French eat horse so what the hell... : node
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      Tastes like fried lean pork. Horse sashimi in Tokyo was awesome. : kramweil
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        ooh, i didnt try Horse, but Whale shashimi was fucking amazing. : radula
        • I walked by a whale place at Asakusa a few times, but couldn't go in to get some for some reason. How doe... : kramweil
        • I'd feel bad about eating whale in Japan, but that's for different reasons. I'd probably still try it :/ : node
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      What's wrong with eating horse? :S : GodZilly
      • Nothing, that's my point. They're like dogs in that they're loved animals. : node
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  I hate trying new food. : Matto357
  • haha nml!! : boomstickah
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  most of the times, when I try new food - I throw up. It's not an exaggeration - I literally throw up. : flagg209
  • This is my fear :( : scottythejock
  • You need to do something about your yeast guts. Argh I'm sorry, I had to. :( : DM7
  • That's fucked up. Really. Medical or mental? : node
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  protip: at work when you're meeting with a bunch of people is probably not the place you want to try new : vitaminzach
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    lol, why? It's not like it's horse tripe and dog balls. : node
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      Not at all. But among the normal work deli choices, it's a bizarre sandwich. Unless you're a vegetarian,... : vitaminzach
      • Heck, I'd try it. Feta! I love feta, I'd eat blocks of the stuff if it weren't so relatively expensive. : Lone Swordsman
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  When I go to a restaurant the first thing I do is scan the menu for something I've never had before and i... : marmite
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    Yeah I did that and tried Escargot recently. Kinda like chewy scallops in garlic sauce, very nice! Dud : node
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      hahaha, steak with tartar sauce? you really thought that? : MagicWishMonkey
      • Yeah, I forgot it was for seafood. :( : node
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  because i don't like feta, and i don't want to eat the god damned sandwich? : xxiv
  • OH FUCK GUYS MY CEO IS A SHACKER : node
• Carlin. RIP :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SivpLzwYSYE : kek
• Because I can't trust food!!! Mayo could be stashed somewhere in that shit and then I would have to rage! : mace
• I won't eat figs. Seriously, fuck figs. : Mr. Goodwrench
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  i'm kinda fussy about "picnic food" i wish i wasn't though like tuna salad, chicken salad, potato salad, ... : wetard
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    you and mace should hang out and rub mayo all over each other. : MagicWishMonkey
    • *shudder* i'd never be able to get clean again. : wetard
• yah I have a friend who won't eat any vegetables at all... won't even try them as they made him "gag" wh... : Shadowdane

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  Microwave pizza. : BlackCat9
  • ok, john mcclain : Korban
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  The internet, without question. So much information, not even collected in the largest libraries 100 year... : Merlin13x
  • to piggyback on this, things like the internet + smart phones. I think being able to grab all that info o... : Sturm08
  • Fuck 100 years ago. Right now I can go and pull up information in 20 seconds that, 15 years ago, I'd hav... : riptyde
• fleshlight : gmd
• Nuclear power or spaceflight, probably. : MercFox1
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  Is racial equality considered technology? : skitzo
  • only if you consider robots a race : spiderfill
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    we have white AND black phones now! : askedrelic
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      Seriously, the dude would be amazed at all the tech we have, but once I throw a HD porn featuring Manding... : skitzo
      • SO WOULD SHE! : abrasion
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    good point, they would probably see a black president and kill themselves : gmd
    • Oh my god they put the Porter in charge : riptyde
  • that exists? : Korban
• We were supposed to be in outer space. Instead we have the shack and the ability to record television fro... : systatic
• Landing on the moon. : ArcKnight
• Electricity? : snuff
• basically how jacked and tanned i am : arizona bay
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  wow, forty whole feet? : Deathlove
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    I hope you drown that pre faggot : boomstickah
    • the slings and arrows sting more from four stories up : Deathlove