Daikatana News

Romero must be pounding on KC's tits right about now... When are we gonna see her tits published in Playboy? Are they so badly baked that Playboy said no to publishing them? WTF is going on here???

bunghole

Lets compare:::

I saw the demo of Daikatana in Oct.97 and had my third son in Feb.98.
Ok, so far my son born FOUR months after the demo film can now walk, talk, run, jump off the couch, say WAAASSSUUUUUP like those cooldaddy budweiser guys, almost is ready to quit shitting his pants, eats burgers from the Sonic, can say all his ABC's, can count to 20, can ride a tricycle, can catch and throw a ball, has seen the Phantom Menace about 90 times (VCD) and can almost recite every line, can do karate moves that he has seen in the Matrix (i only let him watch the karate part, nothing else), and fucking so on and so on.

To summarize, I HAVE RAISED A FUCKING KID INTO HIS TODDLER YEARS AND HE KNOWS A BUNCH OF SHIT in the time it has taken these retards to get this game out. By the time its released, I bet my kid can do addition and subtraction.

cl_showkillcreekstits 1
cl_hotromeropr0n 1
exec baked.cfg

"What? It's not working?!"


PS I like how Noel got his plan yanked because he was talking about the game's status. I wonder if anything he was saying was true. :p

Diakatana is so old Jesus once dreamed of playing this game.

mofo.

Perhaps this is just an experiment to see how many strategy guides a publisher can sell without actually shipping the game that the guide helps you with......

Just a theory.

What still slays me is that on Dec. 17 they had the official release party for the game. Yet another stupid-ass firsts for Daikatana.

Hello!? That was over 3 months ago that you guys celebrated the release of a game that still isn't ready to take out of the oven.

Someone should tell Romero that his 60W E-Z Bake don't cut when you play with the big boys.

BAH! Time to try some Soldier of Fortune demo.

Who's even going to buy this 3 year old game?

Is anyone here actually going to buy Daikatana? What's the point?

I don't get it. What's the punchline?

Thanks!

-Lex

Riddle of the day
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What's the difference between a pussy and bowling ball?

is it Daikatana yet ?can I have crackers with it?

It seems a decision has been made however. Once the game does go gold, Eidos has decided to hold it and get all the localized versions gold before release. This way they will have a simultaneous World Wide release, or at least within days of each other.

LOL!

$13.99 tops!!!

why did they shut up noel? Was he the one announcing the golden brown when it was still pink inside? Gotta becareful, E coli can be deadly.

Patience!

http://www.thebench.org/index.php3?strip=294


deemed appropriate :)

Hehe, I was just tooling around with SOF and in the built in WON chat there is the command:

/bake :Bake me a ???!

Dear Eidos,

In the name of the gamers who are waiting for this game for almost a decade now, I would like to ask from you as a corporate entity a question. Well I will do that later. I hope you realize that this leads to pirating stuff, cause frustration makes us angry and I usually buy every game I want, but when somebody makes me angry I copy it and distribute it on the corner for $1 a copy with the photocopied manual. Anyhow if you spent way too much money on Ion Storm next time force them to do it in a garage :)
Anyway, my question is, can you spell out this?

* F U C K L O C A L I Z I N G *

and now that I've said everything I wanted I can sleep better :)

I got to agree with Phil on the kid thing...I'm 30 and have a 7 month old...there is no way to explain the crazy ass amount of work it is. By the way AT&T cable told me I would have a cable modem 14 months ago and Im still waiting...

Kids! What is wrong with all of these kids todaaaaaayy

Kids! Who can understand all the things they saaaaayyy

Why can't they be like we were - perfect in every way? What's the matter with kids tooooooodaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

Saeger, I dont care if you go away or not. I enjoy your retorts. However, look back at that thread. I said I was just goofing the whole time ya goober. It's funny tho that you remembered it. And I do like the cheap Polo's. ;)

Hasn't this game always been:
"very close to completion" ?
I meant WTF? Daikatana and Duke4 are just urban myths.....

+Gold!
-No Gold!
+Gold (hey, the strategy guide is gold!)
-Oops, Jumped the gun.
+Gold (for real this time!)
-Oops, No Gold.
+Gold (monkeylove in Hawaii!)
-Ooops again... our bad.
+Imminent golden state!
-Oops (isn't this fun?)

I think these guys know what a joke they've made themselves out to be... and are now milking it for all its worth. If you're going to go down in history as a joke, you might as well do it in a memorable way. ;-)

u think romero & KC are in Hawaii? no way. they took the fuckin $ and ran.. they are prolly on their own island by now.. buahahaha i think this is the last Romero game there will ever be