Afternoon Discussion
by Chris Faylor, Oct 02, 2008 10:13pm PDTSorry to leave you guys hanging in that crowded old chatty, this morning's piece on developers fighting against used game sales took a bit longer than I anticipated.
But hey, it's Friday! A weekend full of leisure and video games await, that is, assuming your Xbox 360 didn't red-ring last night like mine. And here I was looking forward to more LEGO Batman, Duke Nukem 3D and Rock Band 2.
On the plus side, I found that the Xbox website makes it really easy to file a repair order--quite handy when your Xbox dies at 3:00 AM and you don't feel like talking.
Fortunately, my DVR held a few surprises for me--new episodes of Pushing Daisies and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia--so the night wasn't a total waste. Oh Charlie, you are such a wild card.
Skyrim Workshop touts 2M downloads, 2,500 mods
Xenonauts dev promises 'proper remake' of XCOM
Binary Domain demo available this week
Shack PSA: Angry Birds on Facebook today
Resistance: Burning Skies dawns on Vita in May
I don't know if sometime between the age of 10 and old I suddenly lost the ability to play a simple 8-bit video game, but this is the first game in recent memory that makes me feel like my mom would playing Halo 3. I've sunk hours into this masochistic piece of fanboy fodder with little to show for my accomplishments beyond a few screws I can use to buy Megaman a new fucking haircut.
I start each level with delusions of success: "This time I'll make it to the boss! This time my corpse won't be beaten and dry-humped by a robotic spider! This time I won't jump straight into some fucking spikes eight times in a row!" Experience should be convincing enough at this point that I recognize these beliefs are about as reality-based as hoping George Lucas will realize he's incompetent, admit that the prequel movies were all just a big joke, and announce he is releasing control of the franchise to a shadow council of die-hard Star Wars fans benevolently ruled over by Kevin Smith. Alas, I digress.
This is a game made for the self-loathing, hardcore gamer who wants to prove to himself and the world just how fucking badass he is. In fact, any gamer who does beat this game IS a fucking badass and they deserve some recognition. I don't mean some silly achievement points or a pat on the back from a friend who hasn't seen you in three weeks. I mean a real celebration with party streamers, old girlfriends, and maybe even a fucking cake. You Sir Gamer are my hero. I will diddle your naughty parts in ways that will make Donkey Kong blush. If you are even so talented that you obtain the coveted 'Invincible' achievement (here's a hint: beat the game and don't die, ever.), then I will sign away my freedom and live in indentured servitude to you so that I may sing of your greatness to all the nerds who will listen.
This game is so damned hard I have a mid-life crisis each time I am vaporized into ashes by an eighty-foot wide beam of liquid hot magma. I quiver with impotent rage each time a cleverly hidden spike impales itself upon my glorious blue ass. Megaman 9 has broken me so completely I just sit and whimper quietly on my couch while loathing my very existence and wallowing in the depths of my own self-pity.
In short, I love it.
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She has no idea...
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http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=IMG_3425_w7wqstgx5bnhcgv5tf02.jpg
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1. find a cooking job with some chain (this could be unrealistic and painful)
2. get a part time job on the side in retail and get on their plan
3. move to France and get work there
4. buy my own insurance (I have a feeling I'm going to have to pay though the nose for this one)
Shack help! I want to tear my hair out in frustration :(
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/714012/chemistry_experiments_fluorescence_of_various_materials/R/xml__efplayer?cd=53ab840704f61ddb2f4bf95c6e89bc7900500000363611usa
Any other cool science things to show her?
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It still sucks.
http://home.hawaii.rr.com/applequake/baldlol.jpg This picture is from the last bald update and more or less it's the same. I'm noticing more and more that standing under a light in the lets me see that im thinning everywhere. :( I'd shave it, but i'd look like even more of a tool than i already do.
Does the financial bailout package include funding for research in the study of curing baldness? it should lols.
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I'm gonna make the Shack's club tonight for us 360 players. What club shall we play as for our 10v10 stuff?
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http://www.shackpics.com/files/alan_wake_trailer08_shot01_108_knjmbtnrnpfs1qn7j3t3.jpg
http://pelaajalehti.com/wordpress/wp-content/2008/10/alan_wake_trailer08_shot01_1080p_jpeg.jpg
Taken from the upcoming trailer.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Shuttle_mounting_point.JPG
and here's a pic of the orbiter attached to the 747.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Atlantis_on_Shuttle_Carrier_Aircraft.jpg
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/01/cbsnews_investigates/main4491513.shtml
I avoid it, it does not taste the same as sugar, and it's a waste of corn. I also don't think it's healthy...
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epit,
I send a lot of emails with stuff I copy and paste from the internet…when I send it to others who do not have there html format checked they do not see my photos or test I send them
What is the directions I can give them to help them be in html format?
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over the air install? check
inf/lol? check
easy comment tags? check
great stuff!! :D
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Any idea when we are getting empire strikes back? I hope Joe is Jabba the hut
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1x Sierra Nevada Harvest Ale (woot it's that time!) - http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/140/6549
1x Stone Ruination IPA - http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/4083
6er Victoy Prima Pils - http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/345/1010/
I think I have $20 worth of a fantastic selection of beer and I am looking forward to drinking it! What are you imbibing shack?!
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As I mentioned yesterday, the main fixes in this build are plugin fixes. If you've had problems with Flash eating 100% of your CPU, embedded videos not playing, poor scrolling performance on pages with plugins, or other plugin-related issues, please try updating; we hope this build makes a lot of those better.
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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/03/Bear_sniffs_up_sandwich_shop_eats_nothing/UPI-32901223050250/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3JdlFJ9d7I
TLDR: Bear walks into subway scares girl and then he sniffs around and leaves.
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I have one for sale....if nobody wants it, it's going on ebay.
They MSRP for like $300, but I'm willing to let it go for a lot less. Say... $150?
That and resizing a window from any side or corner.
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