The Many Creatures of Spore: A Video Presentation

EA Maxis' Spore Creature Creator has been provided to the general public and, as expected, the masses have unleashed a wave of phallic monsters.

Of course, there's far more to the creations than just sexually explicit organisms. In the following article, you'll find a selection of original critters, recreations of popular game characters, and, yes, penis beasts.

"Most awesome spore monster ever." (link to this video)

All Tardcart23 would say is "You will wish you were it."

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Spike Toad (link to this video)

Purple? Check. Spikes? Yup. Slick dance moves? Uh-huh. But a toad? I'm not so sure, DrWurm.

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Yrrgump (link to this video)

Fellow Shacknews editor Aaron Linde noted that Zaargg's creation is "begging for death."

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Happy Dancing Demon Man (link to this video)

Agatka1974's dancing beast does not respond well to criticism.

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Spikeball (link to this video)

I have to wonder, can NeWx89's creation poop? If so, how?

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Blimpy the Floating Monstrosity (link to this video)

Three mouths, two tentacles, and a lifetime of nightmares. Thanks ImmortalD42.

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Turn the page for recreations of popular characters and objects, with you-know-what on the page after.

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Day of the Purple Spore Creature (link to this video)

Speaking of tentacles, archindividual seems to have a thing for old ones.

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Strider (link to this video)

Like Half-Life 2? So does Slash559's friend.

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Cthulu (link to this video)

boggers pays his respects to Lovecraft.

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Spawn of Cthulu (link to this video)

Who knew Cthulu could be so cute? Probably TheElectricRazor.

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Mr. Twinkie (link to this video)

A walking Twinkie approaches care of Shacker tavis. But is it creme-filled?

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The Peanut (link to this video)

"ITS A GIANT PEANUT AHHHHHH," remarked robogeek0906.

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Turn the page for all the horrible, explicit things you knew someone would create.

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Dancing Cock (link to this video)

"YEP, I JUST MADE A HUGE DANCING PENIS IN SPORE," bragged DieHardDeus.

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Floppy (link to this video)

kadenzza writes "o hai. i herd u liek dongs?"

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Mr. Dickenson Goes Solo (link to this video)

JemmyBlarglestein tells us that Mr. Dickenson got a divorce "and shit and then he went and flopped his cock around."

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Mr. And Mr. Penor (link to this video)

Continuing his assualt on human decency, JemmyBlarglestein defies physics.

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Bonk (link to this video)

Shacker yossapw shocks, awes, and disgusts.

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Sporese.cx (link to this video)

jhoo00001 reminds us that once you see it, you can't unsee it.

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The full version of Spore hits PCs and Macs on September 7. Want to make your own creature? Check out the free Creature Creator trial.