Evening Reading

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  The Mayor of Whoville really hit rock bottom in his later years : shavenewok
  • Good fucking god, LOL : Danny5225
  • Aisle seat, I laughed hard. : spazzium
  • Ahahahaha. Bravo. : Ojalo1982
  • potd : [fry]
  • buhahahHAHA : bling1bling
  • hahahaha omg : khaosman
  • Fucking great. hahahah : freshyk
  • thats too damn funny : infallible
  • jesus lol, im giggling over here : Audhuml4
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  http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/2007/09/like-something-.html : Rich McNinch
  • fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck : ErneX
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    You think he sticks a cigarette in there? : SiW73
    • hahaha i would : fry975
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    and Robert Wayne Gardner, top, nicknamed "No Nose" because of a gun accident several years ago. wow wh... : mikecyb
    • i wonder if his words just before the accident were 'Like fuck it's loaded, give it here!' : shavenewok
• pretty much all the jokes you can think of have already been said : mindshot
• he would look a lot like homer if someone put a round nose in that hole : itsjames
• i did not read - i just stopped at the automated, audible "wat?" : pointyelbows
• That guy looks like a who, seriously! : Darkfox76
• mr potato head? : smax

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• Not much else they could do at this point. They better get something figured out. : dmason
• That's what makes this article about him from last year all the more hilarious: http://www.esquire.com... : mechanicalgrape
• I've been a Giants fan forever, and I can't help but laugh at this. Even if he got 1/4 of that contract, ... : shyguy74

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• worst quality ever, I'll wait for a better version : niceguynick

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  what's a register biscuit? : PapaBoo
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    t's a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body n... : industro
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      If you close your eyes, it almost tastes like cream of wheat : flagg209
      • Or chicken! : jasoncrowley
      • or a bowl of runny snot : zerog83
    • It doesn't have everything the body needs... : ifallible
• hahaha : jonin
• maybe they get breakfast while they buy stuff? : jonin
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  Mmm biscuits. : helvetica
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    have any of your video game creations included biscuits? that would rule : PapaBoo
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      Not yet! Is there a game item that's roundish and not Kirby? I'm drawing a blank about biscuits. : helvetica
      • this would be good enough for me http://downloads.khinsider.com/wallpaper/1024x768/1594-half-life-012-pej... : PapaBoo
      • Boos from Mario? Pokeball? (I bet there's a few pokemons that's roundish too... like Jigglypuff) : SilverSnake
• and this is why you are awesome : shavenewok
• you should have tased that fucker for good measure. tase him in the nuts and walk out the store like ... : MagicWishMonkey
• I love biscuits! : azenmaster
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  85$ seems like a lot : azenmaster
  • aussie prices are wacked out on everything. Seems like you have to be a damned millionaire to afford an ... : slickdoody
• $85? Ouch. : ieGod
• go you! : Dravenport
• man you showed them!!!! GJ : arizona bay
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  Hundred and TWENTY dollars? There's no fucking end to the retail bullshit in this country. : SpaecKow
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    And why didnya just give JB your money? : SpaecKow
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      Was in a hurry to get to the pub and wanted to piss off EB :D : TastyWheat
      • It was all for the best then :D : SpaecKow
      • Sounds like a good night! : zakazi

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  I think you got robbed, obviously a stolen copy. The label is on backwards! : spazzium
  • Grand Theft Grand Theft Auto 4 : aeg1x
• grand theft auto six?! : mikecyb
• Is that how you kiss your mother : felicia
• threadlesssssssssssss : xsoulbrothax
• Either that box is huge or you are a hobbit. If it's the latter, I'd like to speak to you about your r... : vile
• communist party : MoreVespeneGas
• holy shit GTA 6 is out?!?!? : jackalope
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  Admit it. You wore that shirt just for the picture/just for the release cuz you knew other interwebs peo... : the city
  • Nah, I wear this shirt a lot because I like it. I had a hoodie on over it when I went out. : notd665
• The Special Edition is ~$220 here, if it was cheaper I might have grabbed it. : nomaad
• So yeah. Got home with this at 1 AM, stopped playing at 4 AM. Now I'm up at 11:30 AM and am about to go p... : notd665

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  I haven't got it yet :( hopefully going out sometime after 5 to grab a copy! : Toraz Chryx
  • let me know : chazums
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  I'm sitting here at work (home) with the same problem. I even have a 360 on my desk taunting me. Being ... : ZeroSignal
  • Niko is staring at me from the cover :( : chazums
• I played till 2am and I don't regret it - even though I've lost count of the coffee cups I've had today :... : nomaad
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  I've asked my gf to bring my copy in from home (the post arrived just after I left for work, she's coming... : marmite
  • Oh man I should have brought the manual to work :( : nomaad
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  I pre-ordered on Play (admittedly only last week) and it's got a May 9th Delivery Date. Stuff that, just ... : cause&effect
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    I preordered mine on Amazon, should be here next Tuesday. I want to play it now but it's for the best tha... : hardfl1p
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      I can't take it, I just cancelled my pre-order, walked into Gamestation and bought a 360 Premium + Bully,... : cause&effect
      • Should be easy enough to find : chazums
      • I couldn't get a cable in Game or Gamestation, but I found them in HMV and Zavvi. : peanut-
      • bizarrely, I have a spare (still in the packaging) 360 VGA cable, lol : Toraz Chryx
    • o_O when did you place your pre-order? : ZeroSignal
• I am going to Circuit City around 11 and then have to come back and sit at my desk for four more hours :(... : Evil Benius
• My gf went out to try and get me a copy today but no luck :( They reckon they might get more stock in ... : jbury
• i just so happen to have a 'doctors appt' today at 1 pm so half day for me! Dr. Bellic should be able t... : papaskot
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  UK people still looking - I manageged to get my house mate a copy in currys.digital. : marmite
  • wtf digital curry! damn, you British have so much cool indian food! : slickdoody
  • fuck - going to head there after work - thanks :D : jbury
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    I couldn't get one anywhere.. GTA4 in Sainsburys in the end haha! : cause&effect
    • Haha, think I'll try the out-of-town shopping centre. Hopefully one of HMV, PC World, Asda and Sainsbury'... : rock elf
    • Got mine from ASDA : chazums

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• Hmm, I guess not spoilering that first part made spoilering the second part pointless. : sanchez
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  Now that you've seen it, try this on for size: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1060277/faq FOR GOD'S : kallanta
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    Some good info there, they really dissected the movie. : sanchez
    • did they disect the monster? : radula
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    I have read most of this before, but I do have a question: He says its been in the ocean for thousands : topkatz
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      A Japanese satellite. : Evil Benius
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        Yeah I see that further down.... whats the point? : topkatz
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          It is just a nod to the viral campaign and the fact that Americans are blamed for creating Godzilla by th : Evil Benius
          • oic... thnaks : topkatz
• I didn't even read your spoiler but I love independence day too, I love cheesey end of the world over the... : abrasion
• i thought it was awesome as well. great attention to detail, wonderfully executed. : industro
• I saw Cloverfield for the first time with RiffTrax. I don't think I could have watched it any other way. : smegmar
• I too will chime in with my love for this movie. Original and really cool. : Fredrik S
• I really enjoyed Cloverfield. : randomjgj

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  done. now Sexy Rexy must do his job. And throw to the TE more. : Fyunch Click
  • :[ : d1sregard
  • no! the dragon must be unleashed! : Degenerate
  • LASERS TO SATURN : Dravenport
• Scheduled maintenance? More like server crash, am I right? : TreMetal
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  It's back up again, a little faster responses now. Hopefully that sticks. : Lunatic Angelic
  • huzzah! : Degenerate
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  Dragon = Unleashed. It might get ugly, but he'll go down firing and fucking, just like Sexy Rexy : cltcprd
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    he's not allowed to throw any passes less than 40 yards : mikecyb
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      that would be awesome, but I can't control that :( : cltcprd
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        Short passes: 0% Medium passes: 0% Long passes: 100% : TreMetal
        • sounds good to me. Maybe later in the year :) : cltcprd
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  what time are we playing tomorrow? : radicus
  • about 1pm (PDT) : cltcprd
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  Damn, we've got some inactives. Their energy is only mid 80s now, and we have a game in 17 hours. Will on... : Nixx2004
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    it's not so bad now, main one is toxy's CB and he's not even inactive! : azenmaster
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      we could really use another CB. : azenmaster
      • Lester is so awesome he can play on two teams! : Degenerate
      • shoulda offered me mo money : Dravenport
• cltcprd Stonewall needs a raise, he's Level 8 and needs to buy gear plus maybe train on normal every now : Lunatic Angelic

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  It'll be coming out at 1pm VST (Valve Standard Time) : chazums
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    How do I convert that into PST? : sanchez
    • randomly add 1-24 hours, every hour, on the hour for the next random days and you should get the release ... : devi| dog
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      It's the same as DNFT : Ride-My-Rocket
      • pfft, they're not that bad : itsjames

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  lol celtics : PapaBoo
  • I can't believe thy lost 2 games to the crappy hawks. shocking. : FormerHPB
  • Looked like the Boston Celtics last night. WTF Celts! : topkatz
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  Those Brazilian trannies- so wacky! : tashtego
  • Those players are from Argentina, hehe. But that news about Ronaldo is not really shocking. : Nitrium
• heh actually that is a photoshop of the argentinian team made by the british yellow press aftter the brit... : Hoax

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  lolol nubs who didnt get 80gigs :( : Iwannaacura
  • I roll with the 80GB crowd, hurray : Omaha

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  Haha yeah, I know, the tone is totally not right, it reminds you that its a shitty comic book movie after... : SpaecKow
  • ya i agree here : .frame
• I found it retarded too. Wtf is that shit? : Nitrium
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  that sounds funny, do you have a link? : MagicWishMonkey
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    http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5002/darkknightintlposterfn2.jpg : Sexpansion Pack
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      that's not TOO bad... I was expecting something super cereal : MagicWishMonkey
      • Like Ultra Mega Captain Crunch? : Ride-My-Rocket
      • You rang? : cerealSAM2
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      "oh bat shit, how do I steer this thing???" : tomservo
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        reminds me of the time my uncle let me loose with a GIGANTIC fucking lawnmower and went off to get high s... : MagicWishMonkey
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          hahahahaha When he came back were you like this: D: ?? :D : tomservo
          • no he fucking left all day, apparently one of his friends got bitten by a copperhead and refused to go to... : MagicWishMonkey
    • What the shit? : avatar_58
    • dude needs to put on a helmet : arizona bay
• I liked it alot. ALready printed and hung on my office door. : pimpium
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  DARK NIGHT TRAILER SAME AS BATMAN http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1633 : mancide
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    "UPDATE: As my astute commenters have pointed out - this is the original Batman trailer, as far as I can ... : avatar_58
    • that did make me snicker watching that. : Mrc32

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• that's impressive : MagicWishMonkey

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• wow... i want to die now. : burning eye
• I thought it was just another shitty map till he got to the "cool doggy music" - then i knew it was on a... : Lightbulb
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  its like a madhouse for the blind... so... many... pop... references... : jasoncrowley
  • IT'S A MADHOUSE!!!! \m/ : r3dn3ck
• lol wtf : mmaster_pw
• POOL'S CLOSED : kill9
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  hahaha, "be careful, the pool has aids!" : slickdoody
  • that is what I hated about growing up in teh ghetto, all the pools had AIDS =( : sesmaster
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  About 5 seconds after that movie started, I was reaching for the close key. What is with that idiot's voi... : Arctic Fox
  • have you ever played on a shack server? we have a few of those. : laurgasms
• Oh boy, all of 4 chan condensed into a single TF2 map. That's just what the internet needs. : DerHuhnTeufel
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  wait, wait, the elevator music slows and speeds up based on how fast the elevator is going, no way, this ... : snowwolf
  • lol....I know, that was the best part. : CapnChaos
• why won't he be quiet :( : industro
• Totally hilarious : vile
• what an annoying asshole : buzzbat

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• I got GTA4. : Juno
• Overall a quiet day. Woke up around 4, Played some ET:QW for a bit, ate a dinner of bbq pork ribs an... : jasoncrowley
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  my day wasn't anythign exciting work which was boring. But i did find out i hadn't missed Neil Gaiman'... : shavenewok
  • chow mein's on, just gotta simmer now : shavenewok
• Went to uni. Came home. Went out. Had a few drinks. Came home again. And now here I am. : Sacred Sperm
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  i'm waiting for verizon to show up and install FiOS. then i'm going out to buy GTA IV : Korban
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    FIOS, fuck yeah! Which speed did you get? : Goncyn
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      15/2 but verizon fucked up. i called them at 8 to find out what time they planned on showing up (caus... : Korban
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        Balls. I have the same speed; I was curious if they offered the faster 20/5 tier up in PA. : Goncyn
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          I have 15/15 in PA. : dirge23
          • Yeah, I could get that, also, but in some areas they have a different tier structure, where the middle op... : Goncyn
        • the guy on the phone said they did : Korban
  • youuuuuu bastard : zerog83
• I'm going to take the bandages off of my hand and leg today and see how bad my burns are. I've had these ... : angrytaxman
• im taking vacation for 3 days and I am NOT gonna buy GTA4. still too busy with so many unplayed games t... : X-GOUKI

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• you are very foolish : Modica Sol Solis
• I did this and never played it again. : marmite
• The little disk just means it's loading data. The game does autosave occasionally, though. It definitely ... : nudel
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  doesn't FPS gaming actually teach you to constantly have a finger on the quicksave button ? I know that I... : rookieone
  • quick save - LMB quick load RMB : eyegeegeewhy
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  Oh my GOD an HOUR of your life... LOST! : manero
  • actually it's TWO hours because he has to use another hour to get back to where he died. and thats a l... : MagicWishMonkey
• Stalker will consistently screw with you and you will like it : spiderfill
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  The save system is absolutely horrible in Stalker. The main reason why I haven't got very far at all. : atom519
  • Standard quick save keys and traditional menu saving interfaces are horrible? : tomservo
  • I lost my saves on two separate occasions, somehow. I don't think I can start over again. : dirge23
  • wtf are you on about? Have you played any games before? It's a standard save game system available on abo... : Fredrik S
  • it has a save anywhere feature, how the hell is that "horrible?" : X-GOUKI

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• a million dollars. : nomaad

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• it's Jesus... you can see his monacle and tophat clearly in the seventh frame. : MagicWishMonkey
• ghosts don't exist : industro
• Bob Ross explains it very well : Omaha
• Yup, out of focus bug : smegmar
• I still haven't seen any video/photo evidence that's convinced me of ghosts. That's a bug. : stonedonkey
• yea, over here in New Mexican, the locals have no idea we are invading with luminous nano-machines : m0rfus

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  potato salad : mechanicalgrape
  • agreed. i love a good potato salad. : AMikaboshi
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  brownies! Cookies! : mindmann
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    I think I don't want to do brownies, want something a little more involved ... have considered cookies : Nation
    • do habanero brownies from scratch. they were always a hit at the parties i've gone to. : mindmann
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  pasta salad : Jayx77
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    please define what you mean ... I know people have different definitions of pasta salad : Nation
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      I use tri-color rotini pasta (the spiral kind), cook those al dente dice up some red onion, green bell p... : Jayx77
      • holy shit this sounds so good! : Galadriel07
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  chicken and bacon shish kabobs http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chicken-and-Bacon-Shish-Kabobs/Detail.aspx : ant_hillbilly
  • I'll save this recipe for later, not tomorrow considering what others are bringing, looking for more side... : Nation
• Make homemade salsa and bring chips : fry975
• shickskaboobs. : mindshot
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  Fruit salad or bacon and guacamole (for the burgers). : Rhayne
  • I did pick up a couple small bottles of BBQ sauce today because I love my burgers (and most meats for tha... : Nation
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  red pepper aioli with garlic toasts for dipping : c0bra
  • just make sure you salt, drain, and press the pepper before putting it in with the other ingredients beca... : c0bra
• BEER jesus christ : kill9
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  learn to make a cocktail or two and bring the stuff for that : RikiTiki2
  • http://www.cocktaildb.com/ : RikiTiki2
• Beer : EvilDolemite
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  homemade salsa! Very easy to make. : terath
  • reading comprehension -1 plus fry975 wins : terath
• this is fucking awesome for cookouts: strawberries and blackberries are in season. Grab a package of each... : Megara9
• Guacamole!!!!!! : ADSliv
• Mm, branstorm. : DerHuhnTeufel
• No Brainer - Rack O'Ribs : balaams_ass
• Pineapple for the burger, and onions, celery salt, tomato, jalapeno for the hotdogs : spiderfill
• SANGRIA!!! : boring gegtik
• Side or main dish? Main: Brawt's!!!! Side: Broccoli salad : topkatz
• grown up cookout or grown up AND kids cookout? if there's going to be kids around, i recommend making ... : laurgasms
• Taco dip, baked ziti, shrimp, cold salads, chicken wings, pulled chicken, pulled pork.. the list of BBQ f... : changejar419

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  yes it is informally called a USB modem. It is like a little USB flash drive but provides internet acces... : fathertime
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    Hmmmm interesting. I wonder if I could get it to work with my wireless router so my wife and I can be on ... : phate81
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      You could (temporarily) share your connection off of your computer, just use the wireless as a switch. : dumb.
      • sweet, are there any guides online as to how to do this? : phate81
• They have the same thing with a USB connection : BingusLargus
• cable? : PapaBoo
• You can get a Linksys router that accepts a PCMCIA wireless card, my dad has one. He is using a Sprint wi... : Goncyn
• I've used a USB cable with my cell phone to connect to the internet, you would have to check with your ce... : Shadowdane