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  nah it'll probably suck : dirge23
  • eot. : scottythejock
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  You are setting yourself up for disappointment :( : nomaad
  • Not really... I mean I haven't been let down by a GTA game yet (even Liberty City / Vice City Stories). I... : tomservo
  • Why? His description sounds exactly like typical GTA goodness. : mystifier
• cant.....wait..... : oHnOES
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  I think I might take the day off work to go buy and play it. Is that extreme? Alternatively the afternoon... : scottythejock
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    absolutely not : oHnOES
    • err.. that it is unreasonable to take the day off. i dont work so ill be playing it pretty much non-s... : oHnOES
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    It comes out on a Monday or Tuesday I believe... I'll probably be taking a 3 day weekend to play it. : tomservo
    • 12:01 tuesday morning : oHnOES
  • We're all talking about doing this where I work. :( : SockMonkeh
  • I'll be picking it up at midnight : OrkO
  • I'll be sick at home that week :) : Cashh
  • Sure, several of my coworkers will do the same. Friend in my hometown took 2 weeks off : tcs
• internetHype in full effect : industro
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  I find the way people are massively freaking out for this game amusing. Yeah I think it will be fun, but ... : Evil Benius
  • mario kart flew right under my radar because of this game. MARIO KART!! i doubt ill be getting it : oHnOES
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    Is it not okay to be excited for the release of another game in one of my favorite series? Not to mention... : tomservo
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      Being happy the game is coming soon is rgeat, but I do not understand how people get this excited over an... : Evil Benius
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        discussing games on a gaming site : tomservo
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          There is discussing and then there is flipping out. This was not so much directed at your post as at some... : Evil Benius
          • Gaming threads, even Shackhype gaming threads are better than any political or religion thread. That's th... : tomservo
      • Damn them for being excited. What do they know anyway? : Bruzilla
      • enthusiasm will not be tolerated. : wwonderboy334
  • GTA games are always huge, how did you miss this? : h o s t i l e
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  I canceled my preorder. I'm having a negative hype wave hit me. Plus I'm not sure if I wanted to get it f... : baron calamity
  • baron, I'm holding off for the PC version. It will happen. : CrustaR
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    Seems like a dumb decision. Get it while its hot for the 360 instead of waiting to play the same version ... : h o s t i l e
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      I really hate the idea of multiplayer in GTA, thinking it took away resources needed to make the single p... : baron calamity
      • this is just crazy talk. have you read the impressions from the various news sites? : oHnOES
      • They've created enough great single-player-only GTA that I think it's high time for multiplayer. : dirge23
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        I think a lot of games have that problem, but I'll have to wait and play the SP game before I know the sa... : tomservo
        • yeah im finishing the single player before i hit multi : oHnOES
      • D: : dewdman
      • From what i've read, it could still take hundreds of hours to finish everything in the game. What have yo... : m0nkz
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        From everything I read they have added a lot to the singeplayer game. : SockMonkeh
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          Also, after all these years of awesomeness, I have no reason to doubt that R* will put out a ricockulousl... : riptyde
          • This is what justifies the hype: it's a good company and a good franchise. : dirge23
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  Sounds like a John Woo film. : Fyunch Click
  • Needs more doves/cranes : ryuuseki
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  I bet it's as awesome as Deus Ex 2. : Rauol Duke
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    Yes but this exists :D : tomservo
    • In all our hearts. : Rauol Duke
• Yeah and I just sent out my 3rd xbox to get repaired!!! :( : voodooraze
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  i havent read many of the previews but has there been talk on how big the map is? just liberty city is ... : oHnOES
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    bigger than GTA3 but not as big as San Andreas. About 100x more dense than either in terms of objects, de... : marmite
    • Climbing telephone poles + ladders :D : tomservo
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  holy shit the multiplayer sounds so awesome http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/865/865088p1.html : MagicWishMonkey
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    Playing with eight people, we only had one instance of slowdown. And that was when all of us were firing : jcupitt
    • You are risking your life!!! : tomservo
  • Holy shit the multi is sounding deeper than I ever imagined with all the customizations. Also, totally... : Begawkiness
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  There are no helicopters, are there? I thought they took out all the aircraft. Maybe that was just planes... : rudds
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    there are helicopters. just no airplanes : oHnOES
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      I would throw a fit if there were no helicopters. : riptyde
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        Same here. Helicopters > Planes : thejm4n
        • attack helicopters. cant fucking wait : oHnOES
    • sweet. Helicopters were awesome, planes were pretty meh, and would be pretty much pointless since there a... : SenorSpine
• The classical music station better be back. That, and I'm going to miss my airplanes. =( : brickmatt
• I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT!!!!!! It's going to be so god damn awesome. : lookitzpancakes

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  My pre-order arrived today. yay : moshman
  • Two days early? That's unfair :( : SilverSnake
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    So moshman, what are your impressions about it? : Nitrium
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      The box is rectangular and mostly white, I'm still at work and haven't been able to play yet :( : moshman
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        A true nerd (read: idiot) would take the day off! : GodZilly
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          was already at work when I got the email :( : moshman
          • "Hey guys, I think I've come down with a case of ebola, I need to take a few days off ok?"* Will work ... : TheNiXXeD
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    Where did you order ? : Lightbulb
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      local shop round the corner where I live : moshman
      • amazon.de hasn't sent out my copy yet.. I had hoped they would ship it early enough so I would have it on... : Lightbulb
• I've not seen any coverage at all on this game. I don't even think I've seen a screenshot. : GodZilly
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  I was excited about it...until I tried multiplayer Brawl :( : geneshifter
  • Remember that Mario Kart DS's online multiplayer was good. I'm hoping it's the same case here. : guido anchovy
  • I don't get it. Lag in Mario Kart doesn't matter so it should be fine. : avatar_58
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    I tried multiplayer yesterday in Brawl. After about 10 minutes of never finding someone else I gave up. : rhuntley12
    • Online multiplayer for SSBB is a joke. It's ok if you have friends registered and there is little to no ... : guido anchovy
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  WTF Friday? I know what I'll be doing this weekend : vov1n
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    Only in Europe though. US gotta wait another week or two! :P : SilverSnake
    • lulz : moshman
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      Ah. I was confused because I thought it was supposed to come out at the end of the month (at about the s... : ThomW
      • We've had Rock Band here at work since GDC, so I've played that enough to grow tired of it actually. :P N... : SilverSnake
      • yeah I think MK is the 27th and GTA is the 29th or something like that : Degenerate
    • ...and then there finally was justice. : [7]kami
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      That's a first. Will it be double the price over there too like Rock Band? ;) : FormerHPB
      • Pretty much... I just placed my order actually and it came down to 84USD, plus shipping. :( Would have be... : SilverSnake
    • dammit, oh well, i have a billion other games to finish before then : vov1n
    • Dammit! Those Europeans always getting things before us Americans..that sucks. : deathofrats
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  I've heard nothing about this game except that they botched multiplayer. : ejectorpod
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    i just hope you can still play through the various cups in splitscreen mode : MagicWishMonkey
    • Eurogamers review said splitscreen was fine. : marmite
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  I'm apprehensive to buy this i mean it seems pretty much the same as every other Mario Kart they've ever ... : Grim_Grom
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    Yeah, I'm not really hyped about it at all, but I've decided to buy it anyway and try to get in on some E... : SilverSnake
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      thats what smash brothers is for :( : oHnOES
      • Variety is always good. :( : SilverSnake
  • More of a good thing! : TheNiXXeD
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  wait. WHAT i had no idea : oHnOES
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    In case you missed it: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16673818#itemanchor_16673818 I forgot wher : SilverSnake
    • yeah i saw that :( im in colorado : oHnOES
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  I have a feeling this game is going to suck balls. Just something about the videos Ive seen... nothing ha... : bozer
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    I didn't like Double Dash much at first... but last year my girlfriend and I played through the whole thi... : MagicWishMonkey
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      double dash was a joke. i actually conquered that game. gold on everything; even the marathon mode : oHnOES
      • The SP maybe, but the multiplayer is the best of the series for races. Battle mode is still the N64 game ... : avatar_58
      • I thought it was a lot of fun... I conquered it as well and unlocked all of the karts. : MagicWishMonkey
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    If you have noticed there has been little marketing of this game. I agree it's going to suck balls or som... : Iwannaacura
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      I still haven't seen a Wii on a store shelf, so I don't know if it's an issue. : walker270
      • I've seen thm the last couple times I went into Best Buy. Atleast they had signs saying they had them. : rhuntley12
    • what? like they are having problems selling them? Perhaps in Europe but not here. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • I checked on Monday and the pre-orders were already sold out on both Amazon UK and shopto, so I suspect t... : nudel
  • You loved Double Dash but have a feeling this will suck balls? What kind of crazy standards do you have? : pigvomit
• I still haven't really played Smash Brothers. :( : walker270
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  Is there voice chat? If not, screw it. Since it's Nintendo, I'll assume there isn't. That would be a s... : rudds
  • i expect a lot better races in GTA4 anyway : oHnOES
  • Is there even a mic option for the wii? : razlebol
  • no of course not. You have to call your friend on Speaker phone if you want to talk trash. Absolutely kil... : bozer
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    Well, you can play locally to talk shit. You should know that the Wii is weak with regard to online play... : pigvomit
    • I do know that, I just hoped in vain Mario Kart would be the game they actually did right. : rudds
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  Is it too late to preorder from gamestop? : pigvomit
  • It's never late unless they tell you they don't have enough. : razlebol
• Mariokart on the cube was the worst of the series. I'm really looking forward to the Wii one though. : deveus1
• it has online play ? : doomed

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• Why are only half of the crimminals black? : SockMonkeh
• I just shoot them all while going yalayalayalaya : Utopia
• Game Over Your Score: 635 Average reaction time: Black Armed:616.8ms Black Unarmed:754.88ms White A... : Yanks
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  Game Over Your Score: 340 Average reaction time: Black Armed:615.76ms Black Unarmed:769.08ms White ... : fuzzydamnit
  • Game Over Your Score: 610 Average reaction time: Black Armed:621.72ms Black Unarmed:739.08ms White ... : fuzzydamnit
• Game Over Your Score: 600 Average reaction time: Black Armed:573.64ms Black Unarmed:618.6ms White A... : stump
• Game Over Your Score: 535 Average reaction time: Black Armed:588.92ms Black Unarmed:711.12ms White ... : Kentor
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  Game Over Your Score: 635 Average reaction time: Black Armed:663.24ms Black Unarmed:729.8ms White A... : electroly
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    check out how close my timings are on black vs. white i'm one nondiscriminatory son of a bitch. : electroly
    • Yep, you are. : randomjgj
• If you go through the game only shooting white people, do you get the title "Cracker Blaster"? Because... : pres589
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  i wish it showed the stats of how many whites vs blacks you shot. : mindshot
  • it's 50 white and 50 black, just remember who you shot. : electroly
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  Game Over Your Score: 750 Average reaction time: Black Armed:621ms Black Unarmed:733.8ms White Arme... : SockMonkeh
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    Interesting that my times imply I am racist. I couldn't even tell you which ones were black and which wer... : SockMonkeh
    • So you think... : IHATEDUST
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      I think difference in times between white vs. black could have something to do with a dark object in a da... : wozzeck
      • Or against a dark background which caused slow reaction time as well. : stump
      • That makes sense for why it takes longer to make the don't shoot decision. It doesn't explain why most o : randomjgj
• Bah, it should be click or don't click. I keep thinking the correct action but hitting the wrong hand :( : ZombieAcademy
• Game Over Your Score: 585 Average reaction time: Black Armed:713.24ms Black Unarmed:763.76ms White ... : bostrov
• Your Score: 585 Average reaction time: Black Armed:610.76ms Black Unarmed:693ms White Armed:603.96ms... : losder5000
• And it doesn't work on non-us kb. : mem
• I shot white people quicker but took a long time to determine that the black guy wasn't going to shoot me... : IHATEDUST
• Game Over Your Score: 655 Average reaction time: Black Armed:616.64ms Black Unarmed:719.68ms White ... : skizl
• i just shot everyone :( : med1c
• All too easy. Your Score: 725 Average reaction time: Black Armed:602.36ms Black Unarmed:654.08ms W... : Trips
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  Game Over Your Score: 720 Average reaction time: Black Armed:675.4ms Black Unarmed:735.2ms White Ar... : mockery
  • Would be nice if they'd put a standard deviation or other measure of certainty on the numbers. Looks like : mockery
• Game Over Your Score: 660 Average reaction time: Black Armed:646.72ms Black Unarmed:742.04ms White ... : wozzeck
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  Your Score: 625 Average reaction time: Black Armed:632.28ms Black Unarmed:690.64ms White Armed:637.4... : Rice-Rocketeer
  • I'm MOTHERFUCKIN' COLOUR-BLIND! : Rice-Rocketeer
• Game Over Your Score: 630 Average reaction time: Black Armed:686.32ms Black Unarmed:786.72ms White ... : sergeon
• This game is racist. It was harder to identify the white people with guns because of their clothes. Then ... : mista mista
• Your Score: 475 Average reaction time: Black Armed:540.56ms Black Unarmed:632.08ms White Armed:570.8... : ant_hillbilly
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  Game Over Your Score: -500 Average reaction time: Black Armed:314.48ms Black Unarmed:314.84ms White... : TastyWheat
  • But srsly Game Over Your Score: 660 Average reaction time: Black Armed:579.12ms Black Unarmed:69... : TastyWheat
• Your Score: 335 Average reaction time: Black Armed:600.4ms Black Unarmed:758.72ms White Armed:591.6m... : endonexus
• Game Over Your Score: -35 Average reaction time: Black Armed:644.04ms Black Unarmed:811.4ms White A... : Melll
• Your Score: 580 Average reaction time: Black Armed:646.16ms Black Unarmed:725.8ms White Armed:621.32... : zerog83
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  Game Over Your Score: 735 Average reaction time: Black Armed:701.68ms Black Unarmed:770.32ms White ... : ThomW
  • My score should be perfect but I see some people with higher scores. Weird. : ThomW
• Game Over Your Score: 725 Average reaction time: Black Armed:607.48ms Black Unarmed:650.76ms White ... : shika.art
• I gave up after hitting -200 points and realizing they were probably cell phones, not guns. : Hello Cthulu
• Game Over Your Score: 635 Average reaction time: Black Armed:640.44ms Black Unarmed:766.72ms White ... : boomstickah
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  Ok here's my scientific analysis of the first 30 or so results. (Plot of (Armed-Unarmed), Black vs. White : mockery
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    wtf stump shot 3 innocent black guys : sergeon
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      That's below the average! : stump
      • This thread is like watching the original Police Academy. : losder5000
  • where's my dot? i was way less racist than stump : electroly
  • WTF, I'm way less racist than Stump is, you nigger faggot! : Rice-Rocketeer
  • hahaha, well done. : losder5000
  • Come on, I only shot the one unarmed honky... : wozzeck
  • Now make a chart for score! : SockMonkeh
  • hahahahahahahahaha : crummynz
• Your Score: 650 Average reaction time: Black Armed:575.48ms Black Unarmed:696.52ms White Armed:573.8... : ghostmac
• Game Over Your Score: 555 Average reaction time: Black Armed:644.12ms Black Unarmed:688.12ms White ... : Foxhawk
• Game Over Your Score: 450 Average reaction time: Black Armed:607.36ms Black Unarmed:734.24ms White ... : dahanese
• Game Over Your Score: -1135 Average reaction time: Black Armed:567.56ms Black Unarmed:576.12ms Whit... : DrFlammable
• Your Score: 315 Average reaction time: Black Armed:577.28ms Black Unarmed:647.64ms White Armed:647.1... : great-white
• Game Over Your Score: 445 Average reaction time: Black Armed:617.2ms Black Unarmed:716.52ms White A... : Magus
• Game Over Your Score: 460 Average reaction time: Black Armed:693.56ms Black Unarmed:747.4ms White A... : kallanta
• Game Over Your Score: 600 Average reaction time: Black Armed:564.72ms Black Unarmed:621.24ms White ... : dopeman
• Score: 460 Black Armed: 772ms Black Unarmed: 834ms White Armed: 743ms White Unarmed: 860ms Apparen... : locater16
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  Apparently I fail at just pulling the trigger.... *tries again* : DarkWolf5
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    Game Over Your Score: 445 Average reaction time: Black Armed:568.92ms Black Unarmed:721ms White Arm... : DarkWolf5
    • Your loss is society's gain. : windowpane
• Game Over Your Score: 350 Average reaction time: Black Armed:538.92ms Black Unarmed:592.8ms White A... : DHAvatar
• Game Over Your Score: 550 Average reaction time: Black Armed:595.6ms Black Unarmed:676.52ms White A... : Wombat Woo
• Game Over Your Score: 520 Average reaction time: Black Armed:596.32ms Black Unarmed:811.24ms White ... : flagg209
• Game Over Your Score: 475 Average reaction time: Black Armed:663.32ms Black Unarmed:931.24ms White ... : Big Luke
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  Game Over Your Score: -1130 Average reaction time: Black Armed:565.88ms Black Unarmed:572.48ms Whit... : Blackdawgg
  • haha i beat you : DrFlammable
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  Game Over Your Score: 625 Average reaction time: Black Armed:606.64ms Black Unarmed:711.24ms White ... : stelth
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    For me, I just looked to see if someone had a GUN or not. : stelth
    • Yeah, I think that was the trick... :) : nevicata
    • Their hands are the only thing I looked at. Unfortunately, sometimes a cell phone looked like a damned gu... : Magus
    • the whole point is that it's a subconscious thing, it's not checking if your thought process is "oh, he's... : aethyr
• Your Score: 600 Average reaction time: Black Armed:573.52ms Black Unarmed:635.68ms White Armed:584.1... : infallible
• Game Over Your Score: 625 Average reaction time: Black Armed:609.24ms Black Unarmed:716.56ms White ... : nevicata
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  fucking retards yanking out cell phones in this situation deserve to die anyway. i killed the cell phone ... : [fry]
  • Like the jokers presenting their wallets to the firmament are any better? Just fucking shoot all these pr... : wozzeck
  • I think I'd make a terrible police officer, I got shot a few times, and took too long a few other times, ... : aethyr
  • It could've been a bomb detonator! : Magus
• Game Over Your Score: 445 Average reaction time: Black Armed:607.4ms Black Unarmed:664.12ms White A... : mittense
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  Your Score: 565 Average reaction time: Black Armed:693.6ms Black Unarmed:789.96ms White Armed:623ms ... : TabsAZ
  • Yeah, I tended to identify the silhouette of an object, not the person carrying it. : mittense
  • the image quality was pretty bad, I know that affected me a few times. : aethyr
• Ah, yeah, I learned about that in my Forensic Psych course. That's cool that you can try it online now. : CrustaR
• similar test here: https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/Launch?study=/user/education/weapons/weapons.exp... : aethyr
• Game Over Your Score: 575 Average reaction time: Black Armed:689ms Black Unarmed:776.8ms White Arme... : Waverider
• add me to the plot Game Over Your Score: 600 Average reaction time: Black Armed:558.6ms Black Unarme... : podizzle
• i took out all the black dudes with stolen wallets, i think it's buggy it didn't say wise choice : JINKY
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  I shot everyone just trying to work on my reaction time so that when I do need to shoot someone with a gu... : thief
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    I just got fed and shot them all too. I wonder how that factors in to the equations. If I see someone... : windowpane
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      Game Over Your Score: 600 Average reaction time: Black Armed:501.28ms Black Unarmed:675.6ms White A... : windowpane
      • I am also the fastest hand in the west on the shack : windowpane
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    uhm, what? Your Score: -500 Average reaction time: Black Armed:30.96ms Black Unarmed:47.24ms Whit... : thief
    • Maybe it calculates a delay from when the pictures loads rather than when the figure loads. An average r... : thief
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      a little better -- holding down '/' Game Over Your Score: -500 Average reaction time: Black Arm... : thief
      • same deal Game Over Your Score: -500 Average reaction time: Black Armed:33.56ms Black Unarmed:33.... : windowpane
• Your Score: 410 Average reaction time: Black Armed:715.08ms Black Unarmed:728.36ms White Armed:692.3... : SiW73
• Game Over Your Score: 260 Average reaction time: Black Armed:690.32ms Black Unarmed:858.48ms White ... : Q-ball
• youre all so racist you fucked my shit up! http://degenerate.shackspace.com/Shack/ie8.jpg : Degenerate
• Game Over Your Score: 650 Average reaction time: Black Armed:621.28ms Black Unarmed:703.96ms White ... : AxeMan808
• Game Over Your Score: 510 Average reaction time: Black Armed:606.04ms Black Unarmed:674.36ms White ... : deject
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  Game Over Your Score: 625 Average reaction time: Black Armed:573.24ms Black Unarmed:680.24ms White Armed... : WhiteHatVeteran
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    it would've been a bit more challenging if maybe they were holding two objects instead of just one all th... : WhiteHatVeteran
    • Duel Wield : Robotic Puppy Eater
• Wow, what a coincidence, I just had a lecture yesterday that touched on this. : woddemandred
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  Having higher response time against black armed and lower against white unarmed doesn't mean you're a "ra... : woddemandred
  • Plus, this thing has a +/- value of at least 40ms, which cancels out a lot of the variation reported in t... : electroly
• Game Over Your Score: 610 Average reaction time: Black Armed:612.44ms Black Unarmed:700.04ms White ... : El Tigre

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  Fuck, you are making me want to reactivate my account. : Rice-Rocketeer
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    That said, there is no way it is worth it for me, since I have so little time to play ANY videogames. :( : Rice-Rocketeer
    • haha. I want to play so bad too but don't want to get sucked in. : Skoal^Fyfan
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  I'm tired so not sure the last point is clear - I haven't had to fellowship with a non-shacker yet. : trOmblyj
  • do you guys plan on doing the raid stuff when people hit max level? (it's 24 or 25 man, iirc) : Ziggurat
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  semi-related: How the crap do you get invited into the shack steam group? I don't play much, but it would... : wozzeck
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    post your steamID page here and you'll be added within MINUTES : trOmblyj
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      http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197962555941 : wozzeck
      • invite sent! : spazzium
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  It'll be empty in a month. I've been burned >:( : Ebu
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    $10 is hardly much of a burn. This isn't a new game that you have drop a fortune on. The only thing that ... : byorn
    • I'm probably gonna stay off the AoC bandwagon for at least the first few months. There's bound to be an ... : Ride-My-Rocket
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      No, you don't understand what I'm saying. The shack always fucking does this. Drags me to the latest cool... : Ebu
      • Understood. I can only speak for myself, but I know that I'll be in at least until after the Moria expan... : trOmblyj
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        This isn't the latest coolest game. This is a fairly developed game now. For $10 you get 40 days of playt... : pancake humper
        • It's not the cost in cash, it's the cost in time. And EQ2 is a very developed game. Didn't keep people... : Ebu
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        Didn't you champion EQ2? : Jonathan
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          No Bantis did, who rarely if ever played, btw. And all the people who jumped on in the beginning dropped ... : Frozen Pixel
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            Oh I'm not doubting the ADD nature of shackhype/guilding but EQ2 didn't strike me as a good game to try t... : Jonathan
            • EQ2 was an excellent game, both in and of itself and to build a guild on. There is a lot a guild can do t... : Ebu
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            Hey I played a lot! just not on your server :P I tried to keep that char going as an alt, but my friends ... : Bantis
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              THEN WHY THE HELL DID WE PICK THAT LAGGY-ASS SERVER? : Ebu
              • Because when we all had played last time we moved from Nagafen to there and I thought we'd have more shac... : Bantis
      • the problem i have is that everyone is such at a higher level than I am, so many chapters ahead, that it ... : deathofrats
  • That's what I'm hoping I won't see. I expect the Tolkien lore junkies to continue playing and some othe... : Wombat Woo
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  I want to play ;( : timaste
  • I'm looking at my account and it appears that I can send out the 10 day free guest passes. I just need e... : Wombat Woo
  • I posted the other night for you to send me your email for an invite. : Visceral Monkey
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  I'm still downloading :'( : Frozen Pixel
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    WTF woman, it only take like 2 hours. : Visceral Monkey
    • nope, I'm STILL downloading even today. It was stuck at 40k for a looong time, but now it's going at 300k... : Frozen Pixel
• It’s a shame that you guys have generally gone to bed by the time I get on. When other shacker’s a... : shavenewok
• Are there any of the 10-day trials left to give out? I played this when the trial first came out and like... : vile
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  Can someone add me to the kinship? : afrochops
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    I am logging on now. Send a tell to Juston. : byorn
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      Doh must have missed you. : afrochops
      • I am back, sorry, I was on an alt. Will be on for the next 30 minutes or so. : byorn
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        Send an invite to Omegan. : ateam311
        • er message. : ateam311
        • Tried, I must have to have a full account. It says I cant send a tell unless you're already a Friend or i... : theamazingrand0
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  Wtf is up with monster play? I turned level 10, became a spider, walked out the fort and someone ganked m... : Visceral Monkey
  • only spider gankers : Degenerate
  • well you should have picked Dark Lord Sauron : bfzzzz
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    PvMP is awesome. Quick tips. 1: Creeps can't go toe - toe with freeps. Typically takes 3+ creeps to ... : Wombat Woo
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      do have a glossary or something? : Degenerate
      • Freep = Free Peoples = 'good guys' / normal characters (elves/humans/hobbits/dwarves) Creep = ...thos... : Fayk
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  FREE TRIALS! Shackmessage me or reply here with an email if you're curious about playing. It's a neat gam... : moogle
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    If you're doling them out... vile4ever@hotmail.com Hook me up! : vile
    • Sent! : moogle
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    psadauskas at gmail dot com, please : theamazingrand0
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      Sent! : moogle
      • Thanks! : theamazingrand0
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    I'll take one. : Moonbase Commander
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      jmshoe21@gmail.com HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR I can read. : Moonbase Commander
      • Sent : Wombat Woo
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    adanahy at gmail.com! would love to try!! : adhy
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      Sent. : Wombat Woo
      • Thanks!! : adhy
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    moeshah at gmail yes plz :C : moe6
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      Sent : Wombat Woo
      • <3 : moe6
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    coraldayton@satx.rr.com : coraldayton
    • Looks like someone else sent you one. : moogle
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    crimsonbeak@gmail.com : Crimsonbeak
    • Sent! : moogle
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    slickdoody@gmail.com plz thanks! : slickdoody
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      Sent! : moogle
      • Woot, thanks man! : slickdoody
  • Also, all you faggots who haven't activated my invites should be ashamed. In fact, I am posting e-mails h... : pancake humper
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    uh, the trial is available on the website: http://www.lotro.com/trial : maulla
    • These are 10 day trial keys, not 7 day trial. : pancake humper
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    mydocuments at gmail thanks in advance : My Documents
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      Sent! : moogle
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        Awesome, but do I need to download the standard res client via the link provided in the invite or can I u... : My Documents
        • I have to assume you can use the high-res but I can't be sure. : moogle
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          If your computer can handle the high-res pack, get that. Makes no difference with the accounts though. : pancake humper
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            What's the min system req for high res? I'm assuming it isn't that demanding since it's an MMO, but maybe... : My Documents
            • Well, that sucks. When I follow the links to activate my trial key, I have to create a different account... : My Documents
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    deveus at gmail dot com : deveus1
    • Sent! : moogle
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    Vash108@gmail dot com I would be down. : Vash108
    • Sent! : moogle
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    jacobg at gmail if you still have them! : sludge vohaul
    • Sent! : moogle
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    I am out of trials now. I'm sure someone else can send more off. : moogle
    • flynn.junkmail@gmail.com danny.marquardt@gmail.com xbangbusx@gmail.com mutemode@gmail.com ACTIVATE... : pancake humper
    • Until the above people activate theirs that is. Once that happens I can send out more. : moogle
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    I'll take one if one's available. Just for shits. : Ebu
    • oh, ebustormwind (gmail) : Ebu
• I wish I continued playing after the beta. I was tempted to get the founder's thing too for the pricing t... : Sailor of Fortune
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  This is so true! Granted there are a few of us who have shall I say gone above and beyond the lvl cap for... : hashd
  • A few of us were transfers. Several others are really enjoying the game. I've been getting my crafting ... : Wombat Woo
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  3 days and i can play again :x hope you havent advanced that much level wise yet : blindi0815
  • You'll be fine. Still a lot of people under level 20. I hit 20 tonight, and will likely switch to my le... : trOmblyj
• Loving it so far, although I haven't had a ton of time to spend with my Kinship bro's. I have an active W... : punchdog
• It's fun but I'm probably going to quit. I haven't logged into my guy in over a week. : Horn
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  pssh, we have like 7!!!!! people in our Shadowbane guild. : lakren
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    i loaded that game up before you guys were talking about it and the graphics were horrible... i just clos... : oHnOES
    • yeah it's definitely not something you play for the graphics. : lakren
• Yet again, I hate timezones. Feels like there are just about enough euro shackers around for us to pull s : node
• When GTAIV hits the shack guild will drop to 10. : Skoal^Fyfan
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  what server are you using? : cypher917
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    Silverlode : pancake humper
    • thanks : cypher917
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  Once I finally get around to getting an 8800GT, I'm SO in on this. : BingusLargus
  • i'll sell you my 8800 gts for cheap.. like 120 : sludge vohaul
• I'm having a ton of fun, and the big difference between having a blast now and being bored on launch is p... : phokz

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• Fuck yes. Awesome game. : razlebol
• Of course it's worth it! It's the best damn game on the Xbox. What the hell kind of question is that? : omnova
• i'd say worth it since it's cheap and still looks good, and will also give you some indication of what to... : pyide
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  If you can get it for less than, say, $8. I didn't particularly enjoy it. : Ebu
  • Did it hurt when they removed your soul? : boomstickah
• The game is worth it for the game (my favorite game of last-gen). The story blows. Seriously. I mean... : kallanta
• OMG yes. That game is so badass. : boomstickah
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  Is a 12cm platter full of FUCKING AWESOME worth picking up? Are you BROKEN? : TastyWheat
  • Preach it! : kallanta
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  Yes it's worth it. Story is silly but no one should play it for the story. : Magus
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    Here's the story if you missed it the first time. Here's my recap on Ninja Gaiden's story. One day th... : TastyWheat
    • *clap clap* : Magus
    • Its amazing ho wildly stupid, but kinda right that is. I love it. : MacemanInTW
    • I have never played the games, this was great. : losder5000
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      Wow... that... that was dangerously close to brilliant. : kallanta
      • If that had been any smarter...I'd have shit my pants. : losder5000
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      You forgot to mention a Ryu fighting a giant pink bitch, which results in a church being blown up. Other ... : WhiteHatVeteran
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        I was gonna go into more depth (and include where Ryu fights TWO TANKS) but I got so pumped up I had to h... : TastyWheat
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          and an ASSAULT HELLICOPTOR WITH MISSILES : kelerian
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            and the FUCKING HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISION HOLY SHIT : TastyWheat
            • ps i want your ryu action figure : kelerian
    • lol wide-on : marmite
    • Haha utter brilliance : rabbit003
    • If Tomonobu Itagaki were to read this he'd give you a big wet man kiss. : bitter ego
    • REAL ULTIMATE POWER : deject
• Jesus fucking Christ you've never played this? Get on it already. : sevogajre
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  I'm stuck on Alma in the Monastery and it fucking sucks. I haven't played the game in a long time and no... : Judecca
  • The giant pink flying queen bitch, btw. : Judecca
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    Not that Alma is easy... at all... in any possible interpretation... frankly she's HOLY FUCK hard (And if : kallanta
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      are you serious? Anyone who played the game said the exact opposite about her 2nd form. Did you play the ... : boomstickah
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        Yea. Always beat Alma 1 on the first or second try (at least through Hard). Alma 2 always wipes the flo... : kallanta
        • I had a fucking impossible time with Monastary Alma, but beat Alma 2 in the first few tries every time. ... : Head Rush
        • I'm with him on this one. Alma 1 i could take on without too much trouble. Any time I tried to pull a com... : WhiteHatVeteran
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        Yeah, the second time around is pretty much easy...but then again by that time you've just kinda gotten i... : MacemanInTW
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          Then... how the hell do I beat the piss out of Monastery Alma but get my ass beat by Drow Alma? : kallanta
          • Well timed dodges/rolls. It takes a while, but you'll get the hang of it. If you get stuck just put i... : MacemanInTW
    • the 2nd time she pops up, she's a hell of a lot easier to defeat : -=kodiak=-
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    jump + y over and over and over and over again it's the only way to beat her.... make sure you do t... : -=kodiak=-
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      Yea, the trick to most of the bosses is not to rush it and try to out-maneuver them. Just take your time... : kallanta
      • yea, they did fix that spam move up quite a bit in black/addon pack. they block it a hell of a lot mor... : -=kodiak=-
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        I'm playing Sigma, so I don't know. Either way the flying swallow almost never knocks her down. : Judecca
        • yea sigma = black so that tactic does not work as easily as it did in the non black version : -=kodiak=-
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    I'm in the City of Fiends because these damn ninjas throwing exploding stars that DO NOT FALL OFF NO MATT... : Omaha
    • Just keep using the flying swallow onthose bitches. Take it to them, be mobile and don't spend a long tim... : boomstickah
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      Use Lunar on them (if you're playing Black). And later on use the Keitetsu. : kallanta
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        This is probably why I always get raped in this game, I really only want to use the sword. : Omaha
        • You can beat the game with the dragon sword only, it just makes some encounters more difficult. You real... : sevogajre
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    I beat Alma (crazy fucking hard but what a sense of achievement), but right now I'm stuck in some bullshi... : node
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      You're still a good fair bit from the end actually. About 75% done... maybe 70%. It's a surprisingly ... : kallanta
      • Noted! Thanks. And that sounds about right. I'll get a weekend day free and nail this fucker soon. : node
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  it's the same game that available for download on 360, right? NG black? : sumo-hacker
  • Black was the rerelease with some improvements, but yeah its the same game. : Judecca
• brickmatt, if you don't play it, you fail as a gamer. : CrustaR
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  Why do you refuse to respond to any shackmessage :/ : thief
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    thief, give it time. He hardly ever posts. : CrustaR
    • Stay out of this, Bryan. : thief
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  So I should just wait? : brickmatt
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    NO! Play the first game. It's pretty cheap to pick up Black and it'll give you a feel for the game. It'll... : WhiteHatVeteran
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      He has a point here. This isn't a game for everybody, but it IS a game for most. It's a punishing kind ... : kallanta
      • You had initial problems on the first two stages, and you've beaten Hard? Either I'm lazy or you're incre... : Felraiser
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  This should answer your question: http://shackpics.com/files/IMG_1096CustomJPG_xje0x8rduajn4zxesd73.j... : TastyWheat
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    DO WANT! ....wow, $130? Yeesh. Maybe not as bad as I thought. : kallanta
    • I got one for AU$25 at an EBGames store near the police academy. It was originally $50 but they had a big... : TastyWheat
  • ...(O_O)..... I am very VERY jealous of you right now : WhiteHatVeteran
  • so that's a "no" : Korban
  • oooh i want one : -=kodiak=-
• So I guess I'll wait then. : brickmatt
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  great now i'm bidding on NG1 on ebay.... better be worth it : shavenewok
  • You can buy it on the 360 itself as a DL game : Judecca
• Buy it, play it. Its your obligation. : Cliffzorz
• I just ordered it last week for the PS3 to play through before 2 comes out. : Evil Benius
• You should be ashamed that you haven't played it. I logged a lot of hours. Beat every expansion pack o... : twifosp
• yes. but if you're having trouble getting it to work, try blowing in the NES and restarting. : Fish_Bulb
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  If you don't like what's going on in this trailer, then turn in your game card. http://www.youtube.com... : Rag and Bone Man
  • Shit, I want to do those moves! I have one of the throws but I haven't pulled it off yet : Omaha

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  well, here i am in Makassar, Indonesia for work. I thought it was going to be tragic, bad hotel and noth... : radula
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    You'll have to convert rupees to dollars here, otherwise 330,000 seems like a lot! : Vantage
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      Ahh, 100,000 = about $10 canadian. Not bad! You could probably get it waaay cheaper if you went into to... : Vantage
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        I miss the massages in China. Cheap massages are the best (it was like $5 for a 1.5 hour massage in Chin... : Vantage
        • oh man, no shit, the massages there are so bomb. 2 and a half hour full body massage plus a hotel room f... : snowwolf
    • about $36 according to http://www.xe.com/ucc/ : mechanicalgrape
  • did she at least towel you off afterwards? : mechanicalgrape
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    "goes to town" meaning what? handjob? blowjob? sex? tell me you fool, i must know! : mXENO
    • free handjob! for like half an hour! : radula
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    so basically you payed 330000 whatevers to cum on yourself... : dfz0r
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      no he paid 30 bucks cdn or whatever for a massage, that apparently had the bonus of some chick going to t... : xxiv
      • if a chick went to town on my cock once, that would mean my woman wouldn't do so anymore for all eternity... : dfz0r
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    Dude. You visited a massage parlour full of girls. In Asia. What did you think was gonna happen? I mean a... : SpaecKow
    • When they offered a Happy Ending I thought she was gonna read me a story :( : TastyWheat
  • Epic : TastyWheat
  • this is what happens in asian massage parlours. : nomaad
  • lol : Mansmells
  • Just a handjob? THE ONE TIME WHEN A JUST A JO ACTUALLY IS Gay AND YOU GO FOR IT :( In my book, you ju... : windowpane
  • Was it called tender touch? : shavenewok
  • dont forget to time report on that one. : CoRDS
  • LOL. All that for about 40 bucks? : PlanetPerfecto
  • Hahaha. : lightly inclined
  • Did she get you off or leave you hanging? : Trips
  • Awesome, around here you have to pay old asian ladies $50 for that. : voodooraze
  • what happened afterwards? Did she clean up for you? Roll you over and keep massaging? Put out her cum soa... : scottythejock
  • I have no idea what happened to you but if you had a good time, good for you. : ejectorpod
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    nice : [fry]
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      fry what is the going rate for hookers in texas : oHnOES
      • fry's prices are so competitive I'm not sure he even knows anymore : c0bra
  • MY BALLS : Omaha
  • aahahaha awesome. : tomservo
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    The greatest things about handjobs are that they are the laziest sex act ever. They're even lazier than a... : tashtego
    • Analyzing by Jack tashtego-Handey : royalally
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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhSfln1O4k : 60days
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        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmban3Fio14 since that link seems busted : 60days
        • hahahahah that's awesome. For some reason I had Louis CK and Lewis Black confused, so I never understood ... : tashtego
  • so did you cum or what? : riptyde
  • lol. This made my morning. Good for you dude. : Mrc32
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    Not as funny as the shacker who turned down the cheap handjob and was caught on the shack by his brother,... : Audhuml4
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      hahaha link/reference? : busdriver3030
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        Holy fuck it's the same guy, my how you've progressed radula! http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=1109... : Audhuml4
        • bwahaha radula, i am thinking your latest venture was no coincidence : busdriver3030
        • EPIC. : Omaha
        • haha : oHnOES
        • woman to womaaaan, handjob to handjooob : 60days
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          Whoa! ahahhaha Still, handjobs are pointless, who could give you a better one than yourself? : Mad Brahmin Disease
          • I think a handjob is 100x better when it's from a chick. Sure, they can't compete on technique (17 years... : riptyde
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            did you read his original post? : Mrc32
            • yeah he got more, I know, but in the original original thread with his brother it was more "hands-on". : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • hahahahhaha : filtersweep
        • Hahahahaha : eldersveld
        • lol I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't an accidental thing with him. ;) : ThomW
        • lol : Evil Benius
        • hahahhaa nice find. : Bull
        • Perfect. : omnova
        • Wow, 3 years later. : sammyl
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    "they couldnt tell me what sort of massages they had" I think this should have been the clue that it was... : semaphore
    • "relaxing massage" : azenmaster
  • haaaahahaa that rules : busdriver3030
• Note to self.... : kallanta
• I'm saving 50 grand and moving to Indonesia. : ryuuseki
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  My brother's been 'stuck' there for 10 years, and he's made so much money he's about to retire at the rip... : Bonestormm
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    Can I ask doing what? : ryuuseki
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      hand jobs : industro
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        I heard you get jerked around a lot in that business. : voodooraze
        • you've got to be pulling my leg : scottythejock
      • Yeh maybe there's something he's not telling me... :s : Bonestormm
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      He's in the mining industry. Basically just pushing buttons in a control room, no underground work or an... : Bonestormm
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        if the maid gives massages, otherwise it's pure win - 30 bucks/day : dfz0r
        • 30 bucks / day??? This is Indonesia we're talking about. I'd be surprised if it was $3/day. : ChibiJosh
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    What did he get 'stuck' there 'doing' ? =p : jayacheess
    • sticky work : azenmaster
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  went to china last year with my gf on vacation and i got a room for the both of us. 2 chicks come in and... : vassili_zaitsev
  • goddamn communists : scottythejock

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  Project Origin is coming out and it looks like a fairly enthusiastic, loving continuation of this game, w... : SpaecKow
  • Agreed on all counts. As Drewus said, Black was akin to a modern Goldenye. It just conjured up the same a... : scottythejock
• I don't think FEAR was underappreciated.... Probably right about Black though. Sadly, I haven't appre... : kallanta
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  Man, I fucking loved BLACK. It felt like a 2000's version of Goldeneye, but with OMFG awesome sound effec... : Drewus
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    I was thinking of you when I wrote this post. I thought the story, such as it was, provided a little extr... : SpaecKow
    • True. I think the thing I liked about the story was that it was presented in a way that wasn't overdone. ... : Drewus
  • I also loved BLACK. The first fps since Perfect Dark (erm, I think) that I finished 100% ... what a great... : jcupitt
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    I'll be the first to pitch in and say I didn't enjoy BLACK. The sound effects were definitely awesome, b... : Matt Burris
    • The only other game that I have thoroughly played on console has been HAlo, and I agree that Black is ver... : SpaecKow
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      I feel like I pop up and shit on Black every time it's brought up, but it's only because it makes me SO a : marmite
      • I just realised that makes me sound like I'm shit with a controller but that's certainly not the case, I'... : marmite
      • I can easily see why 99% of people hate the game. I'm in that last 1% that is awesome. : Drewus
      • I'm with you. Amazing, amazing weapons and graphics, but they clearly spent most of the time on that then... : node
  • I didn't like how many bullets it took to down most enemies : spiderfill
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  FEAR was alright, but I only played it once and I'm not really excited about playing it again. The sequel... : nomaad
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    Neither was I, I installed it out if shiftless boredom and then as I started playing again I was like "he... : SpaecKow
    • Hmm I am mildly tempted now : nomaad
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  quake 4 got more hate than it deserved : aeg1x
  • Troofs. : SpaecKow
  • That's for sure. : emnii
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    No, it really was pretty piss poor. The twist was retarded, it was short, and just totally unremarkable. ... : node
    • Everyone says Quake 4 was short. I found it quite long. Maybe it just felt long? I wished it was about ha... : nudel
  • I thought the campaign was really good. : Bonestormm
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    the campaign was great with the exception of vehicle levels : boring gegtik
    • Agreed. Those vehicles sucked dick. The rest was fun. : pupismyname
  • Yep, I enjoyed it enough that I was never waiting for it to end. I was still into it until the finish. : DinK
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    Quake 4 was a far better SP game then Doom3 : stgdz
    • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      stepping in horse shit is better than stepping in dog shit? : marmite
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        what didn't you like about quake 4 single player : boring gegtik
        • The Doom 3 engine and the vehicles. I don't like the way the doom 3 engine feels or looks. The weapons... : marmite
  • Definitely. Quake 4 was awesome! Loved it. : FormerHPB
  • Agreed. But it's to be expected, honestly, at a given point people start wanting the same thing/a revolut... : zehh
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  Escape from Butcher Bay was most righteous : knepus
  • Butcher Bay was the best port I've ever played, and a damn fine game. : SovietOrchestra
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  I watched the Black video on Mattplays.com (I think that's it) and it was different to what I thought it ... : nudel
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    how about this clip? http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-_S3jY1yAc shoot madly, huge explosions, dudes die... : jcupitt
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      That's better than the one I saw. I like the destructible environments. Still doesn't look special to me,... : nudel
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        hey, I know, I have the ps2 version and your ps3 has back compat ... problem solved! : jcupitt
        • Sweet! Works for me! : nudel
  • The settings are very diverse. They're all modern warfare type settings that you see in COD4 or whatever ... : SpaecKow
  • Having played the game, your assessment based on that video is spot on. : marmite
• ETQW end of thread - so not enough love for that, even when our following of it was at its height : flagg209
• fear I only played a little, black was just bad. so much promise. : silentbobuk
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  I enjoyed every minute of Vietcong : melt_core
  • Same here. I had a blast with it when it came out. I remember it not being the most polished game but I... : Horn
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    That is on Gametap, I suppose I will check it out. I remember playing the multiplayer and thinking the tr... : h o s t i l e
    • multiplayer demo* : h o s t i l e
• JOINT OPS. for me is this game. alot of ppl didn't like it because it was too big and that it turned in... : X-GOUKI
• FEAR was overrated, if anything. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I played Black on the PS2 and the controls were absolutely horrible. The game otherwise could have been ... : Detective Harry Bosch
  • they were? I thought they were rather close to halo (though I've not played halo much) : jcupitt
  • The same can be said about the Xbox version as well. I hated the fact that you moved at the pace of a tr... : bitter ego
• kill.switch : Omaha
• Project IGI and Delta Force : onji
• TF2 i kid i kid, more like NOLF. i mean it is recognized by the gaming community, but the wide public ha... : barichnikov

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• I have work to do for christs sake! damn good game! : scottythejock
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  FS marmite :@. Im struggling with 11. : pieman
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    Oh no got it in 5 seconds :D. : pieman
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      i keep losing it on the last turn on 12 : marmite
      • Same here. Cool game though : sonicdeathwalrus
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    14 can go fuck itself. This game is ripe for OM NOM NOM NOMS :D. : pieman
    • If you're still stuck on 14 angle it so that you just barely bump over the corner of the square each time : Xevo
• arg. must do more work. : marmite
• Awesome shit got to 18, and I need a break now. : fleabug
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  Gave up at 11 : ShadowRam
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    Orbit that bitch. : Totenjaeger
    • got that one on the 2nd try.. its the one after : ShadowRam
• This would be a great iphone game. I love it. : jasonepowell
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  Blocked at work, but is this a Pearl Jam based video game? : voodooraze
  • yes. yes it is. <shifty eyes> : scottythejock
• stuck on level 11, nice find tho : steve_o
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  marmite: provider of mini games, stealer of time! : silentbobuk
  • Maybe I should post one a day or maybe everyone can steal them from rockpapershotgun like I do :D : marmite
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  16 is making me its bitch again and again >:( : silentbobuk
  • for 16, just barely roll it off the edge of the flat platform, then rotate clockwise and if your ball bar : Xevo
• It would have been better if they played the Pearl Jam song in the background. ;) : DM7
• all the tips are the exact opposite of what you need to do. : DonkeyPopsicle
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  This is MADE for an iphone : Mrc32
  • I don't even own an iPhone yet and this was my first thought. : Horn
• The annoying thing is how the ball gains momentum when it shouldn't. : Hiro
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  If you want a little more of a challenge, try this game: http://www.mazapan.se/games/BurnTheRope.php : Blucklesworth
  • that was simple yet enjoyable. : Mrc32
• I pretty much hate you right about now. :( : node
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  fuck this game. : Omning
  • Seriously. : riptyde
  • agreed, i stopped playing around 10 or so cause I was getting pissed : mwasher
• the one with the spiky spiral (12?) can go eat a dick : biskits
• got to 13, got to the last flame and got burnt...i'm done : .frame
• awesome game, playing this for now on : Melll
• Bored at 19. Nice music though : knepus
• Stuck at the metal mouth level. :( : skitzo

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• FUCK YEAH : Degenerate
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  The Austin Cyber-Demons didn't fare so well as the Lampshades. The Brooklyn Maulers won 0-48. On the plus... : Psigun
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    that's the team that should have beaten the Sooners. Probably the 2nd best team in your league. Tough l... : cltcprd
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      Yeah, I heard they were one of the toughest in our league going into the game so it wasn't too demoralizi... : Psigun
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        It was ugly. But, yeah, they really should have beat the Sooners. Even the twinks didn't have depth l... : zen2k
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          I was definitely surprised when my FB was ranked third in receptions. Definitely not the person we want t... : Psigun
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            I'd maybe go 1 Lead Block, 2 carrying, and 2 blocking. : zen2k
            • Copy that, I'll go for it. Also posted in the team forum debriefing for the game but you answered here so... : Psigun
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  Opponent is winless and has a lot of CPU players, but yea, we did fairly well. We need faster guards, ... : Nixx2004
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    I just added my first level to Line general so hopefully this will help the o-line. "This C is good at re... : ryuuseki
    • Are you Taj Mabuthol? Set it so team mates can view your attributes. : Nixx2004
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  there needs to be a soccer equivalent to this game : Dravenport
  • <insert bad spanish-language soccer goooooaaal joke here> i just don't have the heart to do it :( : xsoulbrothax
• awesome, I got to contribute a first down this time! Not bad for only 12 plays in methinks : sergeon
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  Clay needs to change the Tactics on his CB. Giving a 5 yard cushion on every play :( : cltcprd
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    I had 3 tackles and an INT, thank you very much. : Clay
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      watch the last drive of the game. They only reason you got 3 tackles is because they threw your way beca... : cltcprd
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        yeah I'm not really sure what to make of my CB stats game to game. I usually get a couple PDs and tackles... : derelict515
        • not getting tackles is ok. It usually means they are throwing away from you (or running). : cltcprd
        • Same with my FS, I have like 10 tackles and 1 PD in all of our games combined, but I think I may have onl... : skizl
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        i'm like the lower guy on the depth chart. but ok, i'll change my settings. meanie heads. : Clay
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          what do you recommend? : Clay
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            medium distance, only go for the INT when there is someone over the top. Bonus to pass plays. : cltcprd
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              Yeah, and wrap up tackles (although someone had a nice hit that caused a fumble). : Nixx2004
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                yeah, i want everyone on defense to wrap-up. Missed tackles suck :( : cltcprd
                • I was actually thinking of making a post on the forum about this. I say fuck going for forced fumbles and... : Degenerate
  • I had mine at close/aggressive that time. Pretty sure it only matters in man to man coverage, though.... : Nixx2004
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  What position players do you guys need? I'd know I'm late to the party but I want to play :( : d1sregard
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    Looks like DE or OT would get the most playing time. CPU DEs had 21 plays (12 and 9). SS had 2, and CB... : Nixx2004
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      OT created, now to figure this game out... :P : d1sregard
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        Are we a rush or pass oriented offense? Or balanced? Trying to figure out how to distribute my special ... : d1sregard
        • Once you join the team you can see everyones stats (you should set yours to 'team mates can view attribut... : Nixx2004
• I had a couple tackles I'm happy about. On this one I push the WR back and get the runner for a short ... : Nixx2004
• Raise my pay bastards. : hirosushima
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  Ok, goddammit, How do I sign up? I want to play DE, you guys need a DE, HOW CAN WE DO THIS BABY YEAAAAH : Juno
  • Use one of these referrals: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16595064#itemanchor_16595064 : Nixx2004
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    use my referral link CG buddy! http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=3147533 : Degenerate
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      okay fine i'm playing too, what position do i need to be : FrayLo
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        http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16671663#itemanchor_16671663 : Degenerate
        • don't take my DE spot plz :o( : Juno
        • I'm an OT, so you may not want to go that route :P : d1sregard
      • We do have another team owned by zen2k. I don't know what he needs, but probably would get more playing t... : Nixx2004
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      Dammit! Goal Line Blitz is currenly unavailable while we make upgrades to our servers. This is to provid... : Juno
      • Ok, I'll try again in a bit, I'm gonna go beat my roomate at fight night. : Juno
      • not damnit, this is awesome. The site has been shittastically slow lately. : cltcprd
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      quit stealing referrals! : cltcprd
      • Shut your face! I need points! : Degenerate
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  I wish games were daily, I always forget about this entirely in the off day and am shocked at the news th... : mikecyb
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    fuck, fastmaster flash needs a contract negotiation plz! he makes -$2/day after normal training :( : mikecyb
    • also you should throw to him more, he only had one catch and two passes this game :( : mikecyb
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      It's funny because you think we care! : Degenerate
      • he needs to support his coke habit god damnit : mikecyb
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  server just went down for the upgrades : Degenerate
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    Someone send Mammoth Beast (lol, OT) a contract offer when the servers come back up! : d1sregard
    • post a link to your player, it's much easier to recruit you that way (i don't even know how to search for... : cltcprd
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    ooh! It's back up! http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=3147533 : Degenerate
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      I am making my player right now!! do I have to do anything szpecial to get on the team? : Juno
      • somebody offer Junosword a contract! : Juno
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        1) make player 2) buy AND EQUIP new gear 3) set so team members can view attributes 4) post link to pl... : Degenerate
        • Also, you can set basic player tactics as soon as he's made but once your on a team and added to the dept... : Degenerate
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          http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=135478 BAM BABY : Juno
          • I am a run-stopping DE focused on making the tackle, not going for the spectacular play. I spent my equip... : Juno
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  Site is back up : d1sregard
  • Man, so much faster. Replays load virtually instantly. : Nixx2004
• hell yeah. defensive line held them to 61 yards rushing and only 2.4 yards/rush. not bad. : mindfk
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  New players read these. Player creation guide: http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id... : Nixx2004
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    Wow, there's no option in the DE guide for "Balanced DE." WTF? What about guys with 70 tackles, 9 sacks?... : Juno
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      once youre in the depth chart just choose to not focus on pass or rush if thats what youre looking for : Degenerate
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        so, am i just waiting now, or what? : Juno
        • Yeah, have to wait for an offer from one of our GMs. We have a game every other day. If you really wa... : Nixx2004
• Sweet. Coincidentally, this was the game where I did the least. : woddemandred
• We've got a good shot finishing this 4-4, team! And we had some good luck getting turnovers when we did. : woddemandred
• Wow, I gotta say our Offensive line has gotten a lot better at not letting the QB get sacked every play, ... : sesmaster
• great win team! : whistletits
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  It's fun watching the play-by-plays looking to see how your players fucked up. My new CB had two pass def... : Portax
  • P.S. GO LAMPSHADES! : Portax
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  Rush of the match? http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=904074 I wonder if this play isn't ... : woddemandred
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    ^^^^ Seriously, Im setting up Conan to be one of the best rushers in the league. Im boosting stam so mu... : conandan
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      9th in the league for yards! : Jonathan
      • 9th in the conference, 15th in the league. But there is no reason why he shouldn't be first, as long as ... : conandan
• Play of the game! for my player Taj Mabuthol: http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=903788 That... : ryuuseki
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  praise allah for these new fucking servers. SO much better now. : Degenerate
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    yes. thank the gods. now it takes even less time for me to refresh every 20 minutes to see that nothing h... : Fyunch Click
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      god damnit now you broke it again! : Degenerate
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        it was your poop thread that did it. fucker. : Fyunch Click
        • did he really poop? the suspense is killing me : azenmaster
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  This looks interesting. I want in on the action, but I have no idea what I'm doing: http://goallineblitz.... : arhughes
  • one of the shack GMs or owners will send you a contract offer now! :D : Degenerate
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  I think I'll maybe check the site later :( Also D-line highlights once MD starts : azenmaster
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    Preacher only had one tackle in last nights game. But at least it was for a loss. : Degenerate
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      you're a bad influence on him : azenmaster
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        I'm sad because my HB didnt get a tackle in last nights game. He had a tackle in each of his two previous... : Degenerate
        • HB tackle = easiest sack ever : azenmaster
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          I only got 4 tackles. I now only have 40 for the season so far. I don't even show up on the top ten list ... : Fyunch Click
          • I got 1. They kept running to the outsides not up the gut. : sigpro
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  ATTENTION: Anyone that wants to sign up, please do it through http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?re... : conandan
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    you bastard dont steal my referrals! http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=3147533 : Degenerate
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      uou degenerate, you dont need referrals : conandan
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        I need one million flex points! : Degenerate
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          They take paypal you cheapskate. : Jonathan
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            will you paypal some money to me so I can paypal some money to them? : Degenerate
            • Im saving that for when we have to buy more seasons to keep playing : conandan
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  I was upset I did nothing last game, so I boosted Mario Mario up to level 4. If the shack stays activ... : ohhjebus
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    well I know for sure that Jonathan plans to keep the Lampshades going and cltcprd is going to try and pur... : Degenerate
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      What'll the other team be? Chicago Limestones? : hardfl1p
      • Chicago Ursines. : Fyunch Click
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        I dont know if hes picked a name yet. I hope he picks some tiny town that nobodys ever heard of before. : Degenerate
        • Tupelo Turtles! : Fyunch Click
      • Arizona Sandstorm : conandan
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      yes, but shack hype is a fickle beast. (i'll probably pony up after I level up legitimately again) : ohhjebus
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        well the good thing about these type games is that people tend to do their daily management while at work... : Degenerate
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          plus if you like it you can keep going despite the shack. I also play hockeyarena.net without any shacke... : azenmaster
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            and it will stay that way too : conandan
            • lol. for reals yo. : Degenerate
  • dude I am the god damned starting WR and I only got two passes thrown to me the last game (one was incomp... : mikecyb
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  Is rushing 11.7 yards per game as FB any good? I'm not sure how to evaluate how well I'm doing as a FB, s... : hardfl1p
  • yeah I think thats fine for a FB. Like you said the main job there is blocking for the HB on running play... : Degenerate