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  don't buy it. How old are the pyramids? surely there would be plenty of shit to dig up on us. : GloriousCow
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    they said Mount Rushmore would survive the longest : gyokuro
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      what about norad.. what would get rid of a giant manmade cave : GloriousCow
      • Cheyenne Mountain? The place is already unstable, It's held together with steel rebar and wire mesh. And ... : RatBastard
  • Most shit we build these days isn't anywhere as permanent as the pyramids. : datoo
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    The oldest pyramids are ~5,000 years old. They are also located in an extremely dry environment which as... : Vantage
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      If you take NYC and just leave it for 10000 years I imagine all the buildings would fall down but I'm sur... : GloriousCow
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        yeah but who the fuck would come by and dig it up? : Megara9
        • The octopus people. : DarkWolf5
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          Aliens! Future Us, returned from the Stars! : Vantage
          • "Earth that was" they'd call it. : nyranger66
          • The colonial fleet is going to be really disappointed. : DarkWolf5
        • land-whales, unless the japanese have their way : GloriousCow
        • Nobody. The apes made New York part of the Forbidden Zone. : Totenjaeger
        • Bill Adama : SockMonkeh
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    Pyramids are made of stone and are located in a very dry place. Stone does not rust. Stone does not melt.... : RatBastard
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      I would argue there is plenty made out of stone, that would survive. It would get weathered, but it would... : GloriousCow
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        Of course there would still be traces, They never said there wouldn't be. But there wouldn't be enough tr... : RatBastard
        • ok, i was just going on the OP's statement that they said there would be "no traces of humans" : GloriousCow
• There will still be the flag on the moon. (unless it gets crater'd) : Scoots06
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  I read the book 'the world without us' and it goes alot more in depth. The show was pretty weak...... : mindshot
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    yah the show was pretty weak. it was pretty low budget and the science was kindof patchy : gyokuro
    • Cable TV'd : rosewood
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  I don't see why it matters? : Megara9
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    Future lifeforms need to know about my TF2 score. : crummynz
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      AND MY POST COUNT!!!! : nyranger66
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        * A N D M Y A X E * : duncandun
        • 'D : duncandun
  • I think many people are more afraid of being forgotten than actually dieing, and they might carry the sam... : Wombat Woo
• Yeah, I watched it and thought it was neat. But I enjoy the disaster shows on the history channel. : slax0r
• it should just show looping porn clips. : alarm cock
• this is why i support radioactive waste. : smax
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  So if radio waves fade out after 1 to 2 light years what's the point of SETI? One or the other is bs*ing ... : locater16
  • the program said the figures/caculations came from SETI : gyokuro
  • We're looking for powerful signals from some alien civilization as a beacon... the chances of picking up ... : GloriousCow
  • If the SETI program as it is now was teleported to another planet within Earth's radio "bubble" they woul... : aeg1x
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  That's why I'm doing this: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15816402#itemanchor_15816402 Of cour... : Vantage
  • Interesting idea. : ColoradoCNC
  • Interesting - are you actually working toward it? : re-verse
  • you think u could seal information inside glass or something. liked etched metal inside glass : gyokuro
• That's why we bathe the earth is the most potent radiation possible. When some other alien life form wan... : pigvomit
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  One thing about this is that it looks at ancient stone/brick cities and buildings, observes that plant li... : Vantage
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    You're right. Brick and mortar don't rust or burn. Too bad they fall apart in earthquakes. Bricks also e : RatBastard
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      All the glass in a city might break but it will still be lying around to the point where people might go ... : GloriousCow
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        Obviously I think they meant no obvious remains. Or maybe not and they are retarded. : duncandun
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          Ok, so basically if you were just joe blow having a picnic you wouldn't tell there was ever anything ther... : GloriousCow
          • essentially, unless your looking for it... it's pure chance to come apon it. : duncandun
• 7 videos: http://www.history.com/minisite.do?content_type=Minisite_Generic&content_type_id=57582&display_... : SlamDunk
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  I find this interesting, considering there is some archaeological evidence of civilization much older tha... : duncandun
  • underground... : drucifer
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    Uhhh, archaeological evidence of civilization much older than 10,000 years? No, civilization pretty much... : Vantage
    • lol : duncandun
• like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record ? : jenisthebest
• what about those airline black boxes? : vassili_zaitsev

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  I still don't. :[ : notd665
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    If you consider that you've arrived when 2100-count posters recognize your username upon first view, then... : Enkidu
    • :D Then the answer to your question is just now! : notd665
    • I used to have mercury years ago, but I got sidelined by life (school, girls, alcohol). Then I started be... : ryuuseki
• I dunno.. I guess when I just started posting regularly and hanging out with other shackers? : Megara9
• When you tell your significant other about a shack post and they just look at you like your some kind of ... : devi| dog
• Quakecon : rosewood
• yeah bf1942 did it for me too. especially wake island when it first came out.. I was a total noob when i... : beastrabban
• i don't really feel like one. i love playing tf2 with you guys though, even though i'm trash at it : alarm cock
• When I realized “it gets you chicks” was an empty slogan. : nacatamale
• I remember participating in the BF1942 Shack Stunts. Those were really fun! Not sure at what point I cons... : thetangent
• When I was fucking multisync in the ass and I go to give him some reach around he asks "Dude wtf, are you... : nyranger66
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  I dunno. no particular time. i just felt like one. : mindmann
  • Same here. : thejm4n
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  when rice-rocketeer and i were both having sex with his sister at the same time and high fived each other... : cpt. ken
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    You fucking asshole! : Rice-Rocketeer
    • I think that's what he just said he was doing? : cause&effect
    • So I guess you got the blowjob? : Vantage
• Being quoted for "Console Game of the Evening" back in the day. : Sailor of Fortune
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  When I started being active in latestchatty. : Arcanum
  • Pretty much the same. : NFXFSX
• Back when I met cpt_gloval and Fraylo at a metal concert back a few years ago and then went to dobbs' pla... : sparkly
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  The first time I got nuked. : Bean
  • haha, same here.. Which would mean i just became a shacker tonight :/ : Flying h4x0r
  • Oh, that was memorable for me, too. For one small moment, I thought to myself, "what have i done? i thou : Enkidu
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    First time is always the best time : rosewood
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      How many 30 min bans do you get before they start giving you longer bans? : Flying h4x0r
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        nobody knows : nomaad
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          Fucking nazi mods. it's not written down anywhere or anything, like on a rules page or something. : nyranger66
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            They're on a power trip, who the fuck knows wtf is going on. : brickmatt
            • Yeah man, I hear LazarusB has syphilis and has been certifiably insane for about 6 months and has been pe... : Bean
            • People who do that are just assholes. Power trippin mother fuckers. : RyDogg1
  • The first time I got nuked I felt like Henry in Goodfellas the first time he got pinched the whole family... : mrvandelay
• quakecon gloryhole : oHnOES
• When a friend brought me along to a shackmeet. Such a friendly bunch! : spazzium
• when I got boxer briefs and started washing my hair every other day? : gyokuro
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  when DNF comes out : pyide
  • That'll be a day we all gain ascension : Sailor of Fortune
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  When I finally started understanding everything polansk says. : PlanetPerfecto
  • That moment is straight out of the matrix. : rosewood
• As soon as it gets me chicks then and only then will I be a true Shacker. : hashd
• when i started getting the "in jokes" : smax
• I still feel like an outsider most of the time... : DOOManiac
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  I don't know. :( : freshyk
  • Actually, I think I know. After Katrina hit we were out of power for about 4 to 5 days but the moment we ... : freshyk
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  You're only a Shacker when you get a courtesy reacharound from one. : Matt Burris
  • haiku loves to give those out, I hear : hobosapien
• bleh; if I had to pick a time its when I had mentioned the shack enough to cause my friends and SOs to kn... : thief
• I don't know about anybody else - but I don't consider myself a shacker - as much as I allow shackers to ... : seven
• Dunno, when people started hating me I guess. : Drewus
• The day I understood why there is an NOT EYE SAFE script! : razorblade79
• When I came home from class my freshman year and my roommate would catch me up on the threads since I had... : snagger
• when my F5 button broke : mindshot
• When I couldn't go a day without latestchatty : TastyWheat
• When I went to bestbuy and got into Shacknews on there biggest monitor they have. : Darkfox76
• when steve joined my q3ctf clan :) : ]pm[chem
• When I randomly clicked a NWS link and the secrets of the mantrain were revealed to me. : nomaad
• the first time someone lol-tagged one of my posts. i cried out of happiness. : j0nchan
• When I met dognose. : CrimsonHandHiro
• once i began checking shugashack daily in my high school computer class back in '97. : liquidlies
• When goatse.cx became amusing. : timmie
• When I started hanging out with other shackers in rl, like in the NYC shackmeets and also twice at quakec... : -efx-
• you're a shacker when you become an elitist bastard, in a satirical, headshotting way. : Klebold
• HHN Shack meet.. we met we partied we did gay shit i knew it was shack grade A stuff. : supermonkeyballz
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  When I started playing CS:S every night on melon's server. Before that was just inane ramblings that no o... : skankcore
  • i feel the same way. and playing on the tf2 has increased my sense of the community even more. : mXENO
• probably meatspin. : festivalman
• When I spent nearly a whole day of my 2 week holiday in Crete finding and getting to an internet Cafe so ... : marmite
• Not sure. When I started wasting enough time on here? Maybe when I started playing TF2 on shack servers? : terath
• Still don't :/ : Chepito.
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  When i got Maarten for a WE and everyone yelled at me coz i didnt send poptarts :( : radula
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    what is wrong with you? :( : RobFlinn
    • location?? :( : radula
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  When I realized my luv for the cock. : Koral06
  • wow, that young huh? : PapaBoo
• When I went to my first ever shackmeet, without really knowing it was a shackmeet. El Tigre's house,... : flagg209
• I have never considered myself a shacker. I just stop by here from time to time to post links and make tr... : SlamDunk
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  At one point I made a post asking if anyone recognized my name. A few people said yes and most called me ... : SockMonkeh
  • Who are you? : mem
  • lol, fgt. : voodooraze
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  Think the first BF1942 Shackbattle I was in would be a good answer. Umax over Teamspeak giving directions... : RikiTiki2
  • rosewood in the B17, zibro in a fighter, etc. etc., it's when the random shacknames clicked into distinct... : RikiTiki2
• I wrote a Greasemonkey script to make my latestchatty less tedious. I knew it then. : ieGod
• When I infected all the other shackers with a virus : tomservo : Degenerate
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  I dunno. I've only been here for a few months. I don't even know most people yet. This is what I know ... : jenisthebest
  • I have no idea how that porn thing got started. I really never posted anymore than the average poster. : Phil
• When shackfags started playing [*EVE ONLINE]*] because of the dailies. Fucking fags - Xian : [7]kami
• I think there came a point, where after posting here for a few years and getting to know everyone that I : voodooraze
• when I whipped it out : sesmaster

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• needs more seeing eye dog : spaceless
• Awwwwwwww : crazywigga
• Well done. :) : Sylvanus
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  whats the backstory to this? : creep
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    adopted kitty with deformed eyes, had them removed, now kitty is happy. : oatmela
    • I love stories like this. Kitty now has a loving home and someoen who will treat her (it is a her?) like ... : Demius
• awesomesauce! : shavenewok
• so it has no eyes? : buzzbat
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  This reminds me of my sisters boyfriend ... : IcomeINpeace
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    go on... : oatmela
    • I really shouldn't : IcomeINpeace
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  Awesome to hear she's doing well. =) She's all back to normal now? Alls the same? : Pacalon
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    well it's got no eyes so i'd imagine not : JINKY
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      I feel terrible for loling this. : notd665
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        Me too... : FPSDavid
        • i feel terrible that my boyfriend already loled it so now i can't :( : jenisthebest
  • she's like normal plus ten. More affectionate, more playful, more everything. here she is fighting wi... : oatmela
• Blind kitty? : glio1337
• Oh. Glad to know kitties okay :). I was worried (honestly... I've had bad stuff happen to my pets befor... : Malku
• If kitty is blind then how does kitty know where the camera is? HOW DOES KITTY KNOW?!?! : Home Nugget
• Somebody abandoned a blind kitty outside my parents house last christmas. He's about 2 now. Doing fine, a... : theamazingrand0
• this makes me smile on the inside : sticman77
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  I hate being that guy, but... http://aloader.com/files/28/oatmelacat.jpg All kidding aside, I thin : notd665
  • oshit I loled at that way harder than I should have : mmogger
  • bravo, sir. bravo. : AroundTheFur1380
  • holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard at something in a long time : shortbuscaptain
  • might be the best lolcat ever. : xxiv
  • I don't even know what that says, but it's fucking great. : Vincent Grayson
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    I don't get it. I mean, at first it appeared really humorous and I even laughed because the first thi... : action roommate
    • you ruined it! i agree : delataur
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      How is it not braille? : notd665
      • http://www.quido.cz/objevy/braille.a.htm : Githyanki
    • It's cat braille, which is entirely different than human braille! : CrustaR
  • LOL!! Need to make it look more like braille though. : Githyanki
  • http://www.easyscreens.info/?v=2428 : SockMonkeh
• You tore out his eyes so he can foretell the future? : erebus
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  where we're going, you won't need eyes to see : dirge23
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    * E V E N T H O R I Z O N E D ' D * : orgcaptainnemo
    • I had to LOL this : conandan
    • * D O Y O U S E E ' D * : Ride-My-Rocket
  • kitty hell? : mindshot
• so like is she DareDevil the kitty version now? : RobFlinn
• nicely done. does she bump into shit? We're feeding a stray male right now who was abandoned by ass... : beastrabban
• You are awesome for taking in that cat, not many people would. : dravalen
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  make sure it doesn't get wedged between the washing machine and the wall. : ant_hillbilly
  • lol nice tie in. : xxiv
• was this cat abandoned or something? he looks very happy now, btw. : packav
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  how does it get around and know who you are? Does it just smell out the food and water and go to it or... : chilln
  • I also would like to know this! : posito
  • yeah i'm really curious too. : barichnikov
  • Probably gotta keep food/water/litter in the same place all the time. Major changes of layout in the livi... : Helter Skelter
• cavecat is not amused : GloriousCow
• Re-post the video of him trying to get off the cat furniture to the tune of yakety-sax. : spazzium
• I'd be really curious to see how this cat acts around the house. I can't imagine. : stuka
• the bonus for a cat is that the whiskers kind of hook into the visual cortex, so they postulate that the ... : steelsamurai
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  This seems like drastic measures to prevent the kitty from watching you fap. : Wombat Woo
  • One can never be too sure when it comes to Ceiling Cat. : Ravenkettle
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  WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING? : Jackass1233
  • Oh its a blind cat. I thought you had surgery on it, which made it blind. This post makes me so sad:( he/... : Jackass1233
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  Now you need to teach the cat echolocation. : jbph24
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    Like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britches_%28monkey%29 : Sailor of Fortune
    • Yeah like that... I was thinking of this: https://www.five.tv/programmes/extraordinarypeople/theboywhosee... : jbph24
• Whow. Kudos to you for taking care of her. I suppose she's an inside cat : MatzL.E.
• Your cat is damned. (But now rather cute.) : WaterSign

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  i'm trying to figure out how to install ubuntu on my work laptop without them figuring out. damn bootl... : erotic sock
  • boot off a usb stick/device. : j0nchan
• I couldn't figure out how to change my resolution into something other than the defaults in Ubuntu. Othe... : slax0r
• it isn't worth the effort trying to figure it out. : ferraro
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  What is your setup? I haven't had issues with Linux in years. Old laptops, new machines, PS/2 and USB k... : melkore
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    There wasn't much to set up, so I don't know how I could have screwed it up. I installed as a server, wi... : Ovate
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      Try taking the vga= out completely? : Tekmoor
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        That just gives me a blank screen and the message "cannot display this mode" on my monitor or something. ... : Ovate
        • I'm no expert but yes it sounds pretty screwy, maybe the install got messed up or some such (the alternat... : Tekmoor
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  You should DEMAND A REFUND! : Sludgehead
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    linux is only free if your time is worthless : Deathlove
    • Based on 33k posts I'd say you qualify for free edition. : Sludgehead
    • Hah. This sums up my feelings about Linux perfectly. : dirge23
    • I make my living of linux, but this is a great quote : festivalman
    • where this quote came from: http://www.jwz.org/doc/linux.html : jcupitt
• I have never been able to get wifi to work, I hate it too. : FushigiDenki
• You could just install Apache/MySQL on a Windows machine, you know. : Helter Skelter
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  whatever. You want to run a server? run it on server hardware, linux will work fine. : sroylance
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    Tell that to my sun server hardware where linux likes to kernel panic on the really complex operation of ... : terath
    • Sounds like your Sun server hardware might be broken. Do you honestly believe that it normally has a k... : protozone
    • Something is wrong with your kernel configuration if it's doing that on network usage. : dmason
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  If you buy hardware that is incompatible with the operating system you're trying to run, what do you expe... : protozone
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    It's a GeForce6800. This isn't a crazy video card. They support a million other varieties of GeForce, s... : Ovate
    • A GeForce should work. It's more likely to be something else. What type of motherboard do you have? : protozone
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      https://help.ubuntu.com/community/BinaryDriverHowto/Nvidia : ryuuseki
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        Looks like the "Screen Blanks/Monitor Turns Off" section might cover what is happening here. : protozone
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          I. Love. You. Apparently nVidia cards and DVI don't play well together with Ubuntu. It works beauti... : Ovate
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            <3 Btw, linux sucks :) : ryuuseki
            • you! yes, you. you don't get your email tomorrow. : sroylance
          • Glad you managed to get it working! It must only be dual-head DVI or certain GeForce cards, I think? I... : protozone
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  SUSE imo. : windowpane
  • i'm with this kid. i've had no problems at all with opensuse. : ibrokn
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  I work with it every day, its an amazing server. as a desktop, I won't use it. : re-verse
  • i used to use it as a desktop until i started playing games again. it is a fantastic server, and i use i... : bfzzzz
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  jesus christ, ubuntu sucks, use fedora 8. fedora is so much more stable and better. install it, then d... : ]pm[chem
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    Ubuntu is good for Linux newbs. It has a ton of built in support. That being said it still falls short of... : Fred Garvin
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      well yeah, linux is dependent on non shitty hardware distributors making drivers or people reverse engine... : bfzzzz
      • There's a third option, and that is for hardware manufacturers to release the necessary documents for dev... : protozone
  • yeah 2nd'ed. fedora 6+ even supports wacky dell poweredge server components. : festivalman
  • Why does ubuntu suck, and what about fedora makes it more stable ? : qwpeoriu
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  Keyboards typing multiple keys usually means you have a USB keyboard plugged into a hub instead of direct... : Sapiens
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    It was plugged in directly, but it was a microsoft keyboard...I guess microsoft isn't keen on making thei... : Ovate
    • VNC is easy: System->Preferences->Remote Desktop. I don't know if there's anything super-easy for the ... : protozone
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  The thing I hate most about my EeePC is that it has linux on it. Before that I had a Macbook, and before ... : pgharavi
  • 15 years, lol : pgharavi
• Step 1: Don't run a Desktop OS as a server. : dmason
• wait till you upgrade your pc or a new version of ubuntu/whatever distro comes out and try again, it's no... : kiddygrinder

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• Haha. : thejm4n
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER. : Rice-Rocketeer
• This video won't load =/ : Turd Ferguson
• hahaha oh god : itsjames
• HAHAHAHA. Thank you. : jamesray
• HAHAHAHAH, I love it. the end was awesome. : zakazi
• haha. ahhh : chilln
• Haha, this made me laugh : shred.
• my face hurts from laughing so hard. awesome \m/ : Noobler
• haha the best part is how it goes on forever : diddlyd
• lol hardcore : Nighteyes
• \m/ : c0bra
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  hahaha, paging Cygnus X-1 : the archvile
  • I posted it days ago http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16075042 : Cygnus X-1
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  ahahahahah. Shit, I still think Casino is better, though : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93Kvl3YMWQ ... : mmogger
  • hahaha the ending is the best part : Mmmmmoo
  • hahahaha the ending is great : Magus
  • Haha, the ending is hilarious. : Grimp
  • ^ This is funnier than the OP : Magus
  • AHAHAH the end makes it so worth it : FrayLo
  • haha this is much better. : Arsenal
  • haha this is pretty awesome, however : mikecyb
• There are tears.... so awesome : TastyWheat
• hmm : spaceless
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  Usually when something is posted that is supposed to be great it turns out lame. Not this time. I'm c... : critch
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    huh. I didn't even crack a smile.. just not funny + painful to listen to : jaga
    • word : AlexXdude
    • http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=aLc1pQGcuCk : Kentor
    • I thought I was the only one. :( : Super Sparker
    • Yeah, it didn't do anything for me either, got annoying pretty quick : retardhumper
    • oh thank god i thought AITOOOOOO and that i was dead inside : Flying h4x0r
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      yeah, i sat through the whole thing hoping it would come good, in the end i think the only thing i got fr... : Arsenal
      • Problem is, the funny with something like that is used up after about 10 seconds. People who know squat ... : action wombmate
    • at first I was like hehe and then I got angry and killed my dog. : mindshot
    • I was amused for ten seconds or so but then when I realized it lasted for like 3 minutes without any chan... : mikecyb
• Hahahahahaha. : ateam311
• Wow that was absolutely awesome : FushigiDenki
• hahahaahahahah oh god why is that so funny : skizl
• haha I'm laughing so hard and I have no idea why : egg5hen
• I loved that when I saw it - but the original is so much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrhIVCkUC... : seven
• The drum fills are so good : snuff
• hahhahahahaha : Magus
• Can't...stop...laughing : ColoradoCNC
• Holy crap that was vicious! I gotta find more from that band. : Rotten Deadite
• hahahah oh man Im in tears!! : chungathebunga
• This delivers, big time! : treefingers1
• Not working : Pettytheft
• Internal Server Error Who broke YouTube? : systatic
• ugh why do people use youtube its so unreliable ;) : blarrr
• That was AWESOME. this is what Remo is like in rock band, isn't it? : xsoulbrothax
• omg hahahahahahhaaha : dionex
• 2min30secs of boring, funny at the end. : thewindcriesmary
• That was fantastic. Through a series of related videos from the Casino one posted, above, though, I found... : mittense
• Gracious, that was really cold cool! : Githyanki
• i didn't lol but that was entertaining. : duncandun
• noice : nyranger66
• this will end up as a download song for rock band. : j0nchan
• So. So. SO awesome. Hahahahaha laughing so hard. hahaha.. hah.. haahaha.. : Chunks
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  seriously? this is what passes for funny these days? : biskits
  • Don't worry gramps, they'll have Laurence Welk reruns on tv at the nursing home. : Vantage
• guys i don't think it's funny guys i don't think it's funny guys i don't think it's funny guys i don't th... : JINKY
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  Death metal makes everything better, more examples: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQSoMakoIU http... : sanchez
  • Ahahaha, both of those are hilarious! : Vantage
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    I love the spongebob one http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6_WZJJNBw : myfasha
    • That one is soooo perfect, hahahaha : zakazi
  • this is better http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796886 : oatmela
  • http://ronaldismetal.ytmnd.com/ : Rag and Bone Man
• i lol'd so heartily i think my food poisoning was cured : snagger
• Oh man, best one of these I've ever seen. Metal is so ridiculous. I love it. : vile
• the best part is when they stop and then go again ahahahhahahahha : mr.sleepy
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  That is quite possibly some of the worst "music" i have ever heard, ever. Do people actually listen to... : Drewus
  • ^it was funny though : Drewus
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    Yes, and it's quite popular too. : -efx-
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      Jesus christ.................... : Drewus
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        Nothing to get upset about dude, what's so improbable about different people liking different types of mu... : -efx-
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          That's music? I'd rather shove a spoon in my ear, at least that'd be more pleasing. : Matt Burris
          • Of course it's music. Not my cup of tea personally but yeah, it's music. : -efx-
          • well thats you. and i want to go picasso on my ears when i have to listen to dave mathews band, or U2 : papaskot
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          It's probably the only music I have ever heard that makes me wonder how anyone could possibly like it. I'... : Drewus
          • I wanted to hate on you, but I listen to death/heavy/industrial metal and I agree there's not much to hea... : Hello Kitty
      • Wait until you hear about acts like Merzbow or Whitehouse. : Lone Swordsman
  • I'm starting an online petition for this song to be the only playable song in Rock Band 2. : contentious roy
  • RAP MUSIC? MORE LIKE CRAP MUSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? : SenorSpine
• WTF, why was this in the "related" section? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR6qRQUSReA NES : timmie
• i had to stop the movie to catch my breath, jesus christ LOL : [7]kami
• oh man, hardcore metal rocks : handofthrawn
• that was good for a laugh to get my day rolling : tunis5000
• That cracked me up, but really, that was roughly 2:00 longer than it needed to be :( : Home Nugget
• goddam it i need some funny right now and youtube is blocked here... : agentlead

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  About 6 months ago I switched all of my banking to one bank. Chase, in case anyone cares. This includes c... : haiku
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    Mail pro-tip: bills and other important bits of financial information have to be mailed first-class preso... : sgtsanity
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      Yeah, I mean as far as the physical mail I can identify the junk immediately, I just feel like they are t... : haiku
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        Try going in person to speak to Regional Bank Manager. It's hard to convey that you are a big customer o... : Frozen Pixel
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          They know who I am because you have to give all of your info when you call them. They address me by my fu : haiku
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            Yeah, I know that. I've just found that I wasn't really able to get anything major done with BoA over the... : Frozen Pixel
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              I'm pretty sure that doing it in person (which I'll do) will kill the general, but I don't know if it wil... : haiku
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                What did you do again? Break your hand or something? : Bean
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                  Left elbow. I still have 3 more weeks of this torture. I play a lot of Wipeout and watch a lot of basketb... : haiku
                  • I feel you. This work sabbatical I'm on is not as much fun as I thought it was going to be. I'd love to g... : Bean
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                =[ Speaking of training, Sorry I missed you when you were out here. I wanted to go! stupid deadlines : Frozen Pixel
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                  I went to the place you suggested though! Madison is a cool town, I always enjoy going there. : haiku
                  • Cool! I'm trying to see if I can stay in Madison. Hopefully I can, because I'd rather stay here then go t... : Frozen Pixel
              • Sadly, direct mail is still incredibly lucrative as a marketing approach. I'm constantly amazed at how ef... : tashtego
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    If you figure this out, please let me know. I'm serious. The majority of my accounts are with Chase and t... : Bean
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      More victims are starting to appear in this thread! Now I'm on a crusade! : haiku
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        My father gets the same shit too. We have lunch every week to discuss business and the karate school and ... : Bean
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          Fire the brown one. : zakk
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            We've done that already! We're now as white as freshly-fallen snow! actually we only have one white staff : Bean
            • lol, white people : rosewood
      • Same shit, different smell with me and Chase. They've frozen my bank account twice on "suspected fraud" ( : Arctic Fox
  • This makes me sad. I'm about to switch to Chase, finally getting rid of my Bank of America accounts that : Frozen Pixel
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    http://greendimes.com/ : wtf242
    • OH MY GOD THAT IS BEAUTIFUL <3 : Megara9
    • This is neat! : Frozen Pixel
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      Wait, how do they "take you off of dozens of junk mail lists"? : crummynz
      • those trees are fertilized with the dead bodies of those people who would have sent you the junk mail. Pr... : Frozen Pixel
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        Our automated system contacts companies that maintain and sell these lists. A handful of others require y : wtf242
        • This won't help haiku though- they didn't get his name from a list, they got his name because he is their... : tashtego
  • Chase sends me shit all the time and I'm not even a customer of theirs. Nor will I ever be. From my li... : DOOManiac
  • i get this shit with my bank too. Stupid mail about taking out a loan. Fuck you, I don't need a loan chec... : moshman
  • I actually got into an argument with my credit card company over them calling me asking to "confirm my ma... : K1Bond007
  • http://bash.org/?127039 : losder5000
  • May be worth a try: https://www.dnmoptions.com/ : Dalant
  • I've got some accounts with Chase, they're pretty bad with that stuff and it is getting annoying having t... : MikkleThePickle
  • cutting my wrists at this schindler's list tale sorry fry : rock elf
  • Wow. I signed up for Chase two months ago, and they sent me this piece of paper saying I could choose eit... : famine101
  • Their officers and board members are public record. Sounds like it's certified letter time! : Phearsome
  • Sounds like Rogers here in Ontario. They are a phone/cable company. Most aggressive sleazy marketing tact... : terath
  • What is so good about chase's online management? : stgdz
  • i have chase and i get all the same shit :/ keeps my shredder on its toes! : maulla
  • I refuse to use Chase or Capital One simply because of all the crap they send me in the mail. : nurglich
  • This is hilarious. I got credit card junk mail from Chase *literally every day* for two weeks. Identical ... : dirge23
  • Chase is HORRIBLE. Beware of changing bill dates, and them fucking up your credit by not reporting things... : pilgrimage
  • oddly enough I have done the same thing with Chase over the last 6 months and I have to agree about their... : afrochops
  • here's what you need to do: put all of that shit they send you and email you back into an envelope and... : virus
  • As far as I can tell their internal email is firstnam.lastname@chase.com some people are firstname.mid... : sigpro
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  when you buy a house, that shit starts coming like snow in Siberia.....since the sale is public record af... : Borzoi
  • and then it triples when you create an LLC. I get at least 10 things a day to my business. : wtf242
  • no no - I do get all sorts of junk mail and you can read some lols about it here: http://www.shacknews.co... : haiku
• move here. we have privacy laws : CoRDS
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  I had something like this: my idiotic bank (LloydsTSB) would repeatedly send me offers of high interest r... : jcupitt
  • Yeah I'm with lloyds, I get AT LEAST something from them every week despite telling them not to. : marmite
• I started returning to sender every piece of junk mail I got from capital one. Then they stopped sending... : rosewood
• Ryan McInerney is the head of marketing for Chase Consumer Banking - proly the dude you want : multisync
• lol, getting junk mail is rape now? Welcome to life, i guess. : papaskot
• Do you yell at the TV when a commercial comes on too? : mattfl
• Depending on what state you live in, there's a couple things you can do. If you don't live in California,... : coraldayton

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• it depends on what type of surface you want to clean. : Prozium
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  what are you cleaning? : GloriousCow
  • pee-pee : Trips
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    just in general, i spray lysol on pretty much anything i think is dirty or stinky : spaceless
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      clorox wipes. but, what I do for general cleaning is get the 1 gallon jug of concentrated lysol and mix ... : goatjc
      • also, afaik, the lysol aresol spray is not really for cleaning if that is what you were talking about. : goatjc
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  a woman : goatjc
  • it can fuck shit up too, though : Flying h4x0r
• baking soda or baking soda + vinegar always seems to do a decent (and safe) job : sticman77
• Hah I love bleach but I always get into my "bleachware" when I use anything with bleach in it. I've dest... : paravis
• water : FushigiDenki
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  Who read this as best cleaning podcast? : rosewood
  • nobody : biskits
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    YTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : mikecyb
    • Never change... : skankcore
  • i read it as whats the best space cleaning product : papaskot
• softscrub with bleach. Someone here recommended it once and this shit is the cleaning bomb. It's what Hit... : Morgin
• women used to douche with lysol, and it killed them. so its effective for sure. : mindshot
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  my wife is constantly spraying lysol anti-bacterial, smells good like lemons and it says it kills 99.99% ... : shackwack
  • and then lose when all the surviving bacteria breed and now you have unkillable by normal means bacteria! : zakk
  • you're going to die : JINKY
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  I think is called "Lighting De-greaser" or something like that. I use that to clean the bathrooms, tubs, ... : Darkfox76
  • * G R E A S E L I G H T E N I N G T O U G H S T A I N K I L L E R ' D * : ateam311
• WD-40 : Nali4Freedom
• Zebra Cum : Drewus
• Your mom's spit. : action wombmate
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  I still use lemon-scented ammonia b/c it's cheap :\ just leave a window open : Koral06
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    if you really want to be cheap ammonia is just fermented urine : painangel
    • What if I'm on my period will that work as well? : Koral06
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  Toothpaste : posito
  • I thought toothpaste was only good to use on silver. : Koral06
• ask Barry Scott. : eyegeegeewhy
• Steam. : CrankMonkey
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  Mr. Clean Magic Eraser = these things are awesome : retardhumper
  • ^^^ IAWTP but we prepared for a bit of a steep price. : kanix
  • Also, they can clean paint off some things. Test'em first. : cerealSAM2
• Grease Lightning : PapaBoo
• http://www.linein.org/media/screenclean.swf : sikander
• Krud Kutter : fishbone
• urnine and spit. : voodooraze