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  What? No Walk Hard? : Albemuth
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    I think it's a list of movies he's considering seeing, not considering avoiding. : Chris Remo
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      Wha? This will be the comedy of the year. : Albemuth
      • It will definitely be a "comedy" released this year : Chris Remo
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        Remo speaks the truth. I'm barely interested in Walk Hard. All these movies spawned from the SNL school : action wombmate
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          You're very wrong. It's a Judd Apatow produced (and written) movie, and doesn't have jack shit to do with... : Vincent Grayson
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            You're misunderstanding me. I know it's not an SNL movie. I'm talking about the style of comedy. The k : action wombmate
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              Little miss sunshine was a comedy? : klearlyunseen
              • holy crap your right, just checked the imdb, I liked the movie but I dont remember laughing at all. : klearlyunseen
      • That is was made and released is a comedy : MoreVespeneGas
• No Country for Old Men. Easily. : nyranger66
• I haven't seen No Country For Old Men, but that would be my choice. Beowulf was pretty awesome as well. : scottythejock
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  Wtf, thats a list of choices? National Treasure? No Country... hands down. EOT : nodebug
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    It was ridiculous as all hell, but I actually had a really good time watching the first one. Not sure ye... : action wombmate
    • I liked the first one as well and I am thinking of seeing 2 this weekend. : Evil Benius
• No Country & Beowulf Then Sweeney Todd as that will be running for a while : PlanetPerfecto
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  No Country for Old Men. It shits on the faces of the other movies in that list. : Chris Remo
  • Yeah, I'll likely see it, only problem is the only theater near me still showing it is nowhere near the o... : action wombmate
  • I'm not into scat films. : ThomW
• Nicholas Cage: "The greatest treasure.... on earth" haha only if you knock out some bitch in a bear suit,... : Foxhawk
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  Blade Runner: Final Cut if it's playing in your area : bipolar
  • Holy shitballs that would be awesome. I'll have to look. Probably nowhere closeby though :( : action wombmate
• NCFOM or ST : MoreVespeneGas
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  Sweeny Todd looked really terrible, I don't care if it's Depp. :( : node
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    Johnny Depp is hot! Leave Johnny Depp alone! : Koral06
    • He's so talented. <<swoon>> : lightsam
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  Is There will be Boredom out yet? It's a shame such a dull-looking flick took such a cool title ("There will be Blood"). I mean that sounds like it's made for an awesome action flick with Jet Li and Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris teaming up to fight an evil Mr. T and Robocop that recently ate the heart of a T1000 to gain its powers and they all warped through a wormhole to kick the ass of the entire Starfleet and then came back to Earth to find it overrun by the evil team's henchmen, the Aliens, so they call up the Predators and they're like WASAAAAAAAAAP?! Nuttin B, chillin-chillin. Watchin the bud, drinkin a game. Because movie writers sometimes get left behind when trendy things die out and ten years later they accidentally bring them back when they are trying to hard to appear relevant. So then the Predators are like YO DOOKAY, PIG UP DA PHONE and then u see the screen do that effect from the old Batman TV show where the logo spun around to some campy music and turned into a new scene and it was that old school Batman but he was making out with your mom and they act all surprised like you caught them and then Robin jumps into the scene with the Ask A Ninja ninja while that theme song plays. Then all four of them have a massive pillow fight and then the house collapses on them and the credits roll but then Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee come in and kick the credits' asses and make the movie go on and Bruce grabs the camera from the cameraman and shaky-cams his own coverage of Jet Li fighting Mr. T, who is using his medallions as supereme weaponry, while Eddie Murphy jumps into the scene to tell his gay Mr. T jokes to distract Mr. T until Lewis Black can beat the crap out of Dane Cook while Chris Farley holds him down with his GET IN MAH belly and then everyone turns to the camera in unison and shouts in their best Scottish accent AHM GONNA EAT YEOU! and also MERRY CHRISTMAS except Mr. T cuz he's Jewish but he plays along anyway and nobody ever found out.

  Dec 21, 2007 5:37am PST
  Is There will be Boredom out yet? It's a shame such a dull-looking flick took such a cool title ("There w... : jrock
• don't go see No Country for Old Men. It's good, yeah, and very real in its portrayal of murder... so it... : FuzzyOnion
• No Country For Old Men, followed by Sweeney Todd and Beowulf. : Ride-My-Rocket