Ketchup is for Bitches

by Nick Breckon, Nov 28, 2007 1:22pm PST

Faylor just said I was a wack buncha crazy for puttin mustard on a cheeseburger. At first I was all like what the fuck? Ereyone knows mustard is the business. Then Remes comes in on my side and we like, shit, fuck that shit. Then Faylor says he's bout the ketchup and the mayo. Remes says maann, that's nas to the ty, with a double gross. I'm all like, damn, I'm just done. Remes bustin heads for a bit. Then Martey goes, "mayo shit yeah" and I'm like oh hell naw. Then Remes is like "I quit" and just leaves. Buncha mayo eatin bitches.

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By: hobosapien x Show Full Post

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Catchup is good on eggs too. just about anything actually now that i think about it

Nov 28, 2007 11:41pm PST

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Catchup is good on eggs too. just about anything actually now that i think about it : hobosapien
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- scrambled only. you have to enjoy the awesomeness of the runny yolks in a fried egg though and you can't... : dantastic
- Black and hot? : Mad Brahmin Disease

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By: Liquid x Show Full Post

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Burgers should have katchup, mayo, mustard, pickles, onion, lettuce, and tomato. Anything less is for part-timers and pretenders.

Nov 30, 2007 1:32pm PST

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Burgers should have katchup, mayo, mustard, pickles, onion, lettuce, and tomato. Anything less is for pa... : Liquid
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- Mayo are for sandwiches, not burgers. Ketchup for burgers and fries only. Mustard is for both sandwic : Mad Brahmin Disease

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By: Orange Pylon x Show Full Post

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I don't like any of the condiments. I like my burgers plain and unexciting, like I like my women.

Nov 28, 2007 9:48pm PST

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I don't like any of the condiments. I like my burgers plain and unexciting, like I like my women. : Orange Pylon
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  i trust you take them extra-rare, also like your women : alarm cock
  - Well of course. : Orange Pylon
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  NOT EVEN PICKLES!?! NOONO : dantastic
  - No pickles. Hell, I even consider cheese optional on burgers. Not on tacos though, on tacos they're a MUS : Orange Pylon
- i hate condiments as well. mayo is the absolute worst. but ketchup & mustard are pretty nasty as well. ... : pyide

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when i vacationed in london in the summer i had this english mustard. it looked like it could have been heinz but i don't know if they have it there. it was in a packet at a restaurant. it was probably the best mustard i have ever had. i don't think they sell that kind of mustard here :(

Nov 29, 2007 10:45am PST

when i vacationed in london in the summer i had this english mustard. it looked like it could have been ... : dantastic

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You guys are royally screwed up. Everyone knows that:

Grey Poupon rulez u all!!!!!!!!1111!!!one!!!

Nov 29, 2007 8:38am PST

You guys are royally screwed up. Everyone knows that: Grey Poupon rulez u all!!!!!!!!1111!!!one!!! : Snif DeCrac

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Mayo is good on everything. INCLUDING chips. FUCK THE HATERS.

Mood: Hungry

Nov 28, 2007 8:54pm PST

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Mayo is good on everything. INCLUDING chips. FUCK THE HATERS. Mood: Hungry : TastyWheat
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- You are correct sir. : perstephanie
- IAWTP : Pittst3r
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  by chips do you mean chips as in fish&chips or chips as in doritos or lays potato chips? : Prozium
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    Considering where he's from, I'm going to say it's the former. : basketofkittens
    - I wasn't 100% positive if australia also called them chips. : Prozium
    - Probably both. In the previous sentence he said "everything". I don't think he's fucking around. : Pittst3r
- MAYO ON HOT DOGS FOR ALL! : Mondo
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  what baout mayo witha little bit of tomato sauce mixed in? : shavenewok
  - That's a surefire sign of an STD : TastyWheat
- kill whitey : CoRDS

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By: Bean x Show Full Post

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Mustard is, by far, the supreme condiment for burgers of all sorts. Faylor is a homosexual.

Nov 28, 2007 8:53pm PST

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Mustard is, by far, the supreme condiment for burgers of all sorts. Faylor is a homosexual. : Bean
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- Yes. Yes he is. : basketofkittens
- He also hates Diablo II. : Prozium
- If by mustard you mean horseradish, then I agree. : Matt Burris
- I agree with this mustard beanseed : moshman

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catsup

Nov 28, 2007 11:51pm PST

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catsup : yAak
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  Don't get me started on cats. : Nick Breckon
  - http://www.easyscreens.info/?v=1433 :( : yAak

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how is this any different from the other shacknews content?

Nov 28, 2007 8:54pm PST

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how is this any different from the other shacknews content? : sexninja!!!!
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- better writing : SockMonkeh
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  less jews. check that we have jews here now. : jackalope
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    www.shackjews.com : sexninja!!!!
    - Maarten Goldstein is half jewish, not too shabby. : Mondo
    - Too expensive, didn't click : rosewood
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  I really hope our standard of content has been at least good enough that you wouldn't have to ask that qu... : Chris Remo
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    Mustard kills people. : Chris Faylor
    - ever heard of mayo gas or tomato gas i think not! : shavenewok

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By: Chris Faylor x Show Full Post

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At least ketchup gas doesn't cause your lungs to blister :(

Nov 28, 2007 10:58pm PST

At least ketchup gas doesn't cause your lungs to blister :( : Chris Faylor

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HAI GUYS!!!! WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?!?!

Nov 28, 2007 9:56pm PST

HAI GUYS!!!! WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?!?! : sesmaster

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Back up in your ass with the resurrection.

Nov 28, 2007 9:50pm PST

Back up in your ass with the resurrection. : Nighteyes

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By: Nick Breckon x Show Full Post

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What the fuck is this shit

Nov 28, 2007 9:47pm PST

What the fuck is this shit : Nick Breckon

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GIVING HIM THE BUSINESS

Nov 28, 2007 9:42pm PST

GIVING HIM THE BUSINESS : zakk

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right now remo is doing a vans hulk smash that we found his secret blog lair.

Nov 28, 2007 8:55pm PST

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right now remo is doing a vans hulk smash that we found his secret blog lair. : dahanese
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- It must suck to run a website full of people you HATE. : silentw

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I went through a period between 13 and 17 where I ate just about every meal with a healthy dose of mustard. It turns nancies into men, and men into gods.

Nov 28, 2007 8:56pm PST

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I went through a period between 13 and 17 where I ate just about every meal with a healthy dose of mustar... : midgetherder
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  I've gone through a nutella phase in my life. : dmason
  - The last girl I was talking to was going through that. I wont deny that its delicious, but the rate that ... : great-white
- I can't stop putting cayenne pepper on everything. And I have terrible heartburn. But I can't stop :( : Ovate

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Keene's Hot English Mustard, fags.

Nov 28, 2007 9:25pm PST

Keene's Hot English Mustard, fags. : ryuuseki

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By: burning eye x Show Full Post

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oh snap yall!

Nov 28, 2007 9:22pm PST

oh snap yall! : burning eye

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By: NFXFSX x Show Full Post

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Needs more emo rants.

Nov 28, 2007 9:19pm PST

Needs more emo rants. : NFXFSX

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Ketchup is the devil

Nov 28, 2007 8:51pm PST

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Ketchup is the devil : Bantis
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- omg mayo on everything : askedrelic
- What is wrong with you. : perstephanie

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lol

Nov 28, 2007 9:04pm PST

lol : nyranger66

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mustard is god's way of punishing the heathen.

Nov 28, 2007 8:53pm PST

mustard is god's way of punishing the heathen. : Phearsome

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