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Favorite random quote from the past(shack quotes only)

Well... you could theoretically do one push-up fast enough to create a sonic boom, though you'd probably need mechanical assistance to move upwards at 600+ MPH.

Unfortunately, if the stress of being violently accellerated to super-sonic speeds didn't kill you (it would), you would also have to survive the several-hundred foot fall that would accompany pushing off the ground with such force.

*my apologies for not being capable of giving credit to the writer(can't find or remember who wrote this, but if someone knows, you know what to do)

anyone else have a favorite random quote from a shacker? post it below

Oct 11, 2006 4:08pm PDT

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Favorite random quote from the past(shack quotes only) Well... you could theoretically do one push-up : Skyburst101
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  Yours: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11605536 : InfoBiter
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    hah i've got a ChibiJosh quote in my profile: "Americans will sell their freedom for a bag of Doritos but... : aurealis
    - That is an awesome quote. : cam3lt0sis
  - Thanks Infobiter :) : Skyburst101
- It would be feasible to do multiple push-ups faster than the speed of sound, but you'd have to be hundred... : sgtsanity
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  "PSSST... I THINK UR AWESOME" : johnny nada
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    Did we find out how that ended up? : losder5000
    - "PSSST... RESTRAINING ORDER :[" : r3dn3ck
    - give me like 4 days and you will. : sparkly
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  I've realized I hate people who don't wear belts. They look so unproffesional and ugly, especially when t : invisible_kid
  - BOTH FROM ME i think ITS FUN TO HATORADE : askedrelic
- smiiike, the one that ends with: Thanks shack, thanks alot :( : cpt. ken
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  There's really too many to put all in one place. http://www.ninjase.org/polanskquote.html : ki11_viru5
  - http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6555865 ROFL : mrfunky3000
  - I just laughed for five straight minutes, and also cried at this one: " WTF? u have a gay connection ,... : Omaha
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8515207 -random pick from my 521 comment bookmarks :( : Do_Or_Die
  - Unintentional comedy is the best. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9807354 : Do_Or_Die
- http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12963028 : cerealSAM2
- http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12503420 : strider_
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  alcohol is anti-aliasing for women -haiku : vigilante
  - hornets nest: kicked - haiku : edgewise
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  A classic is prolly my favorite: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3046845 : InfoBiter
  - oh god I laughed so hard I almost choked : mrfunky3000
- http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9807354 : creep
- also the nerd bus quote is great : creep
- Anyone have a link to that 110% post? : lord warlock
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  http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search2.x?query=shut+up+Daggah&user=&type=all&action=search : capt tripps
  - lol! : peter
- http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9807354 : Omaha
- http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12424038 - alarm clock sex vs masturbation analogy. : Ctrl-Phreak
- been laughing myself to tears for the past 15 minutes...keep posting :) : Skyburst101
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  My favorite: "FUCK. I just bought it accidentally. :-(" http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8959586 : mindmann
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    FUCK.
    
    Oct 11, 2006 8:39pm PDT
    
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    FUCK. : spectr3
    - ROFL, time to nominate Spectr3 for the nonexistant shack hall of fame (nominated for largest accidental p : Skyburst101

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