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  uhh, i don't want to watch that. bot fly? : mallrice
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    yeah. I don't like bugs. : edgewise
    • when i was in belize the locals decided to play their favorite tourist joke: Guy: Yeah, you should ha : mallrice
• After all the abscesses you've seen that bothers you? It was a little surreal to me but not anymore disg : Lunatic Angelic
• Oh man. Oh man oh man. : Visceral Monkey
• at least you wont find this in teeth. : ghost hacker
• KILL IT NUKE IT IMPLODE THE SUN ON THAT THING. uck gross : smacknca
• hoooooooooooooly shit. : downrightevil
• holy fuck its huge. when they pulled it out it made me feel similar to when you pull out a deep splinter ... : hobosapien
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  thanks. my scalp will not stop itching. this is worse than when my mom told me there was a lice outbreak ... : p4ck3tloss
  • UPDATE: Still itching. : p4ck3tloss
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  I am never clicking on anything ever again. : dognose
  • why must you lie to us, your shack brethren. : rasputinreborn
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  Bah, that is nothing compared to the one fly or maggot thing in the persons eye!! : soggybagel
  • loa loa? : bolus
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  101 more things removed from the human body?! I love you, television. : Majuju
  • Hey, what are you still doing up? Can't sleep now, CAN YOU? : Rice-Rocketeer
• The hole it left in the side of her head... jesus fuck nooooo NOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRGH : rand04
• never go to costa rica : drucifer

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• Getting into bars and picking up drunk chicks. : sanchez
• Happy Birthday. Meet tequila. : lacker
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  Fuck. Beer is not for getting smashed. I mean, it can be but that is just ignerant. Beer is about ... : rosewood
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    If you don't like the taste of it, it's probably because you're drinking some domestic piece of shit. : Ecks
    • Yeah, that's what I hear. I need to go visit my family in ireland and have a pint. heh. The legal age the... : qwertymkonji
    • I've tried a lot of beer and I still don't like the taste. I'm warming up to the idea of the thing and it... : ieGod
  • ^^^ knows what time it is. : downrightevil
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  What's the big deal?!! Also don't ever mention wine coolers again. : soggybagel
  • That's what I'm wondering. Who cares about 21, really. Meh. : qwertymkonji
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  fuck beer. rye ftw : gokart.
  • i want rye fungi (ergot). I WANT TO BE BURNED AT THE STAKE. : qwertymkonji
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  You get drunk with hard alcohol. Beer is for enjoying. People who use beer to get drunk with are dumb, ... : timmie
  • How are they dumb, you can enjoy the beer and get drunk at the sametime. Thats a double whammy right the... : negativepower
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    I can only take vodka. And it has to be room temp or else I can feel it sliding down my throat. I can't e... : qwertymkonji
    • Wha? I prefer vodka ice cold. And wishing myself russian I usually accompany it with stanky salty foods... : soggybagel
• you just need a can of Hardenup, nancy boy... : patdoody
• Patron, a couple of shots of that will make your nuts tingle. : skitzo
• Happy Beerday! : dognose
• Try Corona Light with Lime, it's hard to not like it. : wykd
• Do what I do, don't eat before you go to the bar and get vodka cranberry stingers. : not work safe

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  k, so i uninstalled mcafee, turned off the windows firewall, installed norton. i think it might be better... : jcutner
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    How are you, jcutner? : AlexXdude
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      not too bad. yourself? : jcutner
      • Not bad, not bad at all. : AlexXdude
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    Geeze... Ok, just verify your game cache. Right click on the game in your Steam games listing > Prope... : Zips
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      nice! thank you, didn't know you could do this : jcutner
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        i think it kind of fixed it. this is weird. : jcutner
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          Kind of? Is there something noticably wrong still? : Zips
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            well, ill see a low pinging server, 25-35ms. I'll click to join which is instant on my other comps, but w... : jcutner
            • that's probably because you are loading stuff up and your comp can't respond because it's busy so the OS ... : land
            • I get that too, but only when I'm at college using their network. They have a stupid hardware firewall s... : Zips

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• goldfish are awesome crackers! : kbnerd
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  I just reheated 4 day old chili from Wendy's. It was still good...I think. : nyranger66
  • That stuff is so bad it can kill you when it's fresh! Who knows what grew in it! : land
  • Why wasnt the chili finished the first time?? Did you bring home a whole pot? : Jaxle
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  I looked up and noticed there are 4 lights in my room. : iamgoat
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    is that why life is good for you? : lacker
    • I think it's something in the grass. : iamgoat
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    there are five lights : FrayLo
    • What lights? : Ben Barker

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• that's cool. i'd get one if i wasn't on a laptop : dodob
• OR you need a bigger fucking desk. : Toraz Chryx
• This is a GREAT idea. And I'm NOT FAT. :'( : Rice-Rocketeer
• If that was designed a little better I'd totally consider it. : abrasion
• why is skold the first thing that popped into my head? : p4ck3tloss
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  Do they make one for vegans? : dognose
  • All you need is a cup to hold the celery and carrot sticks. : rasputinreborn
• What is the deal with the fabric keyboard in the bottom image?. I dont understand that image at all :( : thecray
• That looks handy. I'll often eat a bowl of cereal in front of the computer in the morning and it's a pai... : Krypt_
• what a horrible place for a mouse : OrkO
• That thing needs to be taller. How is it going to hold up against my flailing limbs when i'm pwning fagg0... : Drewus

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  No, penalty kicks are a lottery. The Italians could still have won, Zidane or not. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    he means French. : downrightevil
    • I mean both. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• He had a great chance to win it with a free header before he got sent off. I don't think France would hav... : alphane
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  Not at all. It was late in the game and Trez was slated to kick anyways. If anything, he'll be memori : Lunatic Angelic
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    A known thug. What do you mean? : Morphius
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      Materazzi is "Materazzi the Assassin" or "Materazzi the Killer" to a lot of people. That would be the guy... : Bean
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        http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4454423686791361608 : lacker
        • ^ Exactly what I'm talking about. There's no shortage of vids like that either (sadly). I've seen several... : Bean
        • What some team needs to do is get an expendable player to beat the ever living shit out of that guy. : timmie
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      As in the guy who was the reciever said headbutt is known by some as a thug. He will go high and hard wi... : soggybagel
      • Ah, thanks for the clarification. : Morphius
      • He also kicks people in the balls or stamps on the legs on purpose. Then looks around and raises a hand w... : nudel
    • Him and Bruce Bowen should team up: http://epicbball.ytmnd.com/ : Barnahog
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    diving won the world cup? what about never getting a goal scored against in the whole tournament except: ... : gia-
    • I'd rather someone scored a goal against my team than an own goal, personally... : nudel
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  "Italian admits Zidane insult" http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,19757059%255E... : MikkleThePickle
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    oh, even better: "We all know you are the son of a terrorist whore... So just f*** off." Materazzi ... : MikkleThePickle
    • But so was the card :) : SilverSnake
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      what language do they use to talk to each other? : OrkO
      • probably italian, zidane lived/played in italy for 5 years : gia-
• wtf no, it went down to a shootout, that was between whoever was kicking and the idiot (french guy) that ... : CoRDS
• I may have unsettled the team, its arguable but you can say it deff cost them the cup. Penalties are ofte... : spdon

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• Someone's used that song for an advert I saw at the cinema; couldn't remember her name to save my life. : Balboa
• I bought her new album last week on iTunes... it's pretty awesome. : drucifer
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  that was awful. horrible singing and the video was stupid. : Optimus Prime
  • sorry, she's no phil collins : drucifer
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  Ugh, she sounds a lot like that retarded mime chick from the Dresden Dolls. I can't stand that vocal styl... : bricolage
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    lol, english isn't her first language... she's russian. : drucifer
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      According to the NPR article I was just reading, she came to the states when she was nine; so I don't kno... : bricolage
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        meh, I like her. She's like Bjork's and Tori Amos' lesbian love child. : drucifer
        • hot : bricolage
        • who's stuck in a 1995 time-warp; with her song and her video. : SlamDunk
• that really sucked : OrkO

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  What is going on at the 2:05am PST daily shutdown of the Shack? : Ecks
  • that's the db backing up : kbnerd
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    there is a hotbackup done that time every day. We will be able to eliminate that soon since I am setting... : themelon
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      I will love you longtime when that is implemented. I hate that downtime, it's at 10am in the UK and alway... : nudel
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        If they're running mysql MyISAM tables, then a read does a lock on the whole table. Additionally, most... : Hiro
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          I guess replication brings other benefits. Would seems like overkill just to be able to get read/write lo... : nudel
          • The original purpose of MySQL was to provide a lightweight fast db that wasn't meant to be ACID compliant... : Hiro
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            There is alot more to it than eliminating the short backup downtime. Most of it has to do with fault tol... : themelon
            • indeed, part of the reasoning is such that us shackers get a chance to say "ooh who dropped the server lo... : johnsto
    • But then we won't get the hilarious quadruple posts :( : nomaad
• It was like you shot a nuke into our hearts, melon. But we still wuv u. : nomaad

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• yay whatever i said : zuelnet
• what the fuck? : SockMonkeh
• cocaine is a helluva drug... : Draco
• It's inconcievable that WWE would fix a contest, right? : Kryn
• I voted for Amy because #1 real boobs #2 She's a girl. The others are men. : drucifer

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• Is this the "boom goes the dynamite" guy? Because he's fucking hilarious. : TastyWheat
• one of my fav goals ever : cygnus

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  http://mandolux.com/ : Bean
  • thanks, that rocks! : MikkleThePickle
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    how do you set different ones for different monitors? : Smellsy
    • Ultrmon, or join them in Photoshop and tile the image (in your display settings). It wont tile the image ... : red2lucas

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• I'm happy it's finally out of beta at least. Going to give it a try soon. : Optimus Prime

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• more like COCKS : CoRDS
• Maybe try the Verizon ones: 4.2.2.1 and 4.2.2.2 : Nixx2004

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• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12468328 : themelon

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• Some of it is so damn ridiculous it might just be Sony. : abrasion

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• $35 for Ender's Shadow? http://www.audible.com/adbl/site/products/ProductDetail.jsp?productID=BK_AREN_00... : SqueegyTBS
• http://www.gutenberg.org/ has free audio books : kbnerd
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  Does J.C. post here now? : paulatreus
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    No, just lurks. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=Jesus%20Christ : land
    • lol, nice : SqueegyTBS
    • What! We can't be saved, or something?!?! : Rice-Rocketeer
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      Heh, kinda ironic. Always here listening, but never responds... : paulatreus
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        He's WATCHING : rasputinreborn
        • HE KNOWS WHEN YOU VIEW NWS : Krypt_
  • J.C. Denton? : SockMonkeh

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  Okay, my character's name is Samson. He's from the "hood," so he's pretty "hard." The rest of his friends... : SockMonkeh
  • I am a wealthy producer, here is $60 million to make a movie with that character. Now all we need is a ti : downrightevil
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  A 20 something guy, living on his own, in and out of college. He drives an unreliable lemon, which he reg... : downrightevil
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    I feel like I've seen this movie once... maybe twice. : SockMonkeh
    • maybe a couple more times than that :) : downrightevil
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  You have to have a weapon freak. A guy who knows everything there is to know about firearms and edged wea... : lacker
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    I want to say thank you for a serious reply, but I can't get over the fact that you missed an "up". I do... : Cottc Cid
    • or did I? : lacker
• Manfred 'The Hippo' Bezil Professional Theraputic Hypnotist by day. Contracted killer by night. He h... : ghost hacker
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  This reminds me of a Whilte Wolf World of Darkness campaign. : Rice-Rocketeer
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    White Wolf, rather. : Rice-Rocketeer
    • i thought the exact same thing : SockMonkeh

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  someone said they had to include the port also : Goncyn
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    Yeah, tried both and it doesn't show up for some god forsaken reason. : Vic Viper
    • http://www.game-monitor.com/GameServer/68.142.120.138:27015/Shackbattles.comCS.html : Crimson
• In his profile. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=themelon : K1Bond007
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  I usually just type cs.shackbattles.com : Orange Pylon
  • I occasionally do cs.shackbattles.com:27015 or whatever the port number is. : ki11_viru5
• ASE still works for it : RikiTiki2
• I'm having this exact same problem, using both the domain name and the IP, both with the port number and ... : pres589
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  It's in the Dallas Infomart, first floor, Switch and Data facility. I believe it is directly below the m... : themelon
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    LOL @ wiseass! :) : Vic Viper
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      Of course I am curently standing in the Switch and Data facility in the Univision building in Downtown Da... : themelon
      • dude you could totally come visit me at work!! : kbnerd
  • now i can find it with ease! : kbnerd

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• Don't lots white people in the US have Cherokee in them anyway? I swear most people in the southwest at ... : pigvomit
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  Maybe it's because you never had your entire race of people systematically removed from their homeland by... : BlackCat9
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    considering nearly every people currently onthe planet has had this happen at one time or another i would... : kbnerd
    • That's racist yo!! : soggybagel
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      wow. i just realized how pompus and out of place this comment likely was. please excuse me. : kbnerd
      • considering the comment you were responding too, i think it was quite appropriate. : gokart.
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    Which, really, hasn't much to do with anything. Characterization is an art form in itself and if Tommy's ... : Morphius
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      Whereas everyone could totally relate to Duke, amirite? : BlackCat9
      • LOL...well, I suppose not. Not even some action heroes from the 90's can make the call, I guess. : Morphius
      • FACT: Duke kicks ass. FACT: Everybody wants to kick ass. CONCLUSION: Everybody relates to Duke. : Bean
• Do they have Cherokee Hair Tampons in Prey? : NukeDukem

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• Looks pretty good. I loved Tenchu but the controls just made me go mad sometimes. : sanchez

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  what kinds of bsod? any error codes? stop errors? : BobBarker
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    It only flashes for about 1/2 a second so I have no chance to see what's happening. : -efx-
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      you should be able to disable automagic reboots within safe mode. : gokart.
      • How would one do that? Safe mode is fine but I have no restore points and every time I start up normally ... : -efx-
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  change hardware or drivers recently? install new software? : downrightevil
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    Nope, nothing of the sort. Photoshop crashed on me hard though and I did a reboot at which p.oint the who... : -efx-
    • ok try different memory configurations. : downrightevil
• Restore point, tried that? : -TKF-
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  Ok I have the bluescreen error in front of me: A problem has been yadayadyadayada Technical informa... : -efx-
  • Very generic message to me. You said you could get into safe mode? Have you tried running "sfc /scannow" ... : Draco
  • google search each error code. : ghost hacker