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• Also, to prevent misinterpretation, this earache is NOT caused by the relationship between dick and my he... : Orange Pylon
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  Do you actually think any of us has a clue? Even a medical student like sergeon wouldn't be able to te... : cam3lt0sis
  • :< : Orange Pylon
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  lean in the direction of the ear that hurts and snap-kick your opposite foot. : drucifer
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    I don't know what a snap-kick is. : Orange Pylon
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      if you can't snap-kick you're going to die :( sorry : Ctrl-Phreak
      • I've had four friends die because of this. No joke. :( : cam3lt0sis
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      imagine a line from your ear to your opposite foot... not pretend you are trying to snap the line by kick... : drucifer
      • not = now : drucifer
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        I still don't get it :< : Orange Pylon
        • Better start making a will out fast. : cam3lt0sis
        • go to do doctor then...don't let too much pressure build up, my friend ruptured his eardrum once because ... : drucifer
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  Q-tip + Hydrogen Peroxide... lightly and carefully apply to opening of ear canal. Let HP drain down in yo... : tomservo
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    you shouldn't stick things in your ear-hole : drucifer
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      carefully apply to opening of ear canal Kind of like the rim of your butthole except you don't hear fr... : tomservo
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        I just wanted to say ear-hole :P : drucifer
        • I just wanted to say rim. ACES !!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D : tomservo
• It's pretty certain some bug crawled in there and laid eggs, the only question is what kind of bug. : boredguy
• This happened to the girl four days ago. Today she is in the hospital because she ignored it and she's fu... : TotalFusionOne
• Sounds like a sinus infection that has spread to your inner ear. Go. Doctor. Now. Do not pass Go. Do n... : CRasterImage
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  its just spider eggs, they'll hatch soon don't worry : grandmasterlee
  • No it is not spider eggs. : Orange Pylon
• See a doctor. If you have an ear infection (like I did), the pain will be ery hard to handle. I cried for... : yes4me

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• depends on the size of the pictures : e v i l

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  lol that's websphere isn't it : busdriver3030
  • and for the record, that's the defaul install dir for most IBM apps, so maybe you have more than just one... : busdriver3030
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    yes it is :) 1 install btw. : sharkII
    • owned : busdriver3030
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      you probably have a few apps deployed, too, since you end up with user_projects/domains/LocalDomain/appli... : manero
      • errr I was thinking weblogic not websphere. DURRRR : manero
• More space, yes (16.4gb), but not nearly as many files : aggressor
• Does Steam count? (like 16GB for me) : Schnapple
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  http://81.10.205.8/steam.jpg : AbortedFetusChristi
  • My steam is 19.3 GB big :D : buzzbat
  • my ut2k4 is something like 17 gb : maulla
• more space yeah a ton. more files, lol i hope not. : giroml
• Files probably not, but Photoshop has used up 10+ GIGs in one or two "Temp" files before. Maybe even clos... : MatthewPhillips
• Is porn considered a single application? : rosewood
• Yeah, our CAD PDMs easily, but I guess you'd expect that. : bombay
• database I'm working with is 40gigs : carazy
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  WoW is 7.37gb for me : Zibro
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    good reminder, I resized and moved a bunch of screenshots down to 5.6GB now : Downforce
    • lol before my first 250gig hd died... i had like 10 gigs in screen shots... they add up so damn fast. : chilln
    • lol, no problem! :) : sharkII
• Does porn count as an application? : Cottc Cid
• I have a game beta that is 17 gigs. would have to check the number of files tho. : mugwet
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  phhht.....my alizee collection even beats that. : vassili_zaitsev
  • I dont believe you. : sharkII

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  tagging for later lollage : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • likewise : TheArtMan
• hahah. : edgewise
• Oh my....hahahahaha : cltcprd
• HAHAHAHAHAHA that is gold. you've perfectly captured nyranger in ytmnd form. bravo. : ^-SeaWolf-^

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  if they are gonna do that, the games should be free : drucifer
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    Or at least a hell of a lot cheaper than $60. : timmie
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      nope, free. then they can show all the ads they want and I won't feel ripped off : drucifer
      • fucking signed!!!! : ghost hacker
• But...but..but...it's immersive! : reign27
• Oh that's hilarious. : nomaad
• Wow that's pretty annoying : j33uk
• Yeah I knew I didn't like that game for a reason. So glad I avoided it. Thank you Starforce for saving me : ovrlrd
• That's expected in a game like this. To get over SF problem just play the console version if (when) it co... : Fred Garvin

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  I'm going to start the day and a half ordeal that is INSTALLING right now! : buzzbat
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    That's why I bought mine on DVD. :) : Gary the Llama
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      I wish I had, the 5 CD reinstall every time the Shack decides to play is crazy. This time I'm taking the ... : 69shots
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        Stop uninstalling it. Problem solved! :D : omnova
        • I only have a 30GB (Raptor) game drive. :( : 69shots
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        This is what I did and I ended up having to delete everyting and reinstall again because of UT crashing e... : buzzbat
        • I wonder... I'm going to check to see if I can take the content off of all 5 CDs and burn them into 1 dir... : 69shots
        • I just reinstalled and had the same problem. Set the EXE to win98/me compatability mode seemed to fix it.... : buzzbat
• Count me in for sure. I hope we do stick with BR a few times though, 'cause that shit was .... the shit. : Entity
• I'll be there! : 69shots
• Assuming I won't be too bummed out about the matches tomorrow morning/afternoon I'll be there with a rock... : -efx-
• *bump attention whore* : omnova
• ROGER DOGER!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• Hopefully I can make it. Last time was fun stuff (love playing all the different gametypes). : SatansFist

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• if I wasn't poor before it started, I would be now... and I would have more toys :( : Ctrl-Phreak
• Crap. I thought it ended after the BOC and I never revisited. : LordPall
• I am so tempted by the frogs. : Githyanki
• Is the woot off still going? If so I'll buy the frogs. : LordPall
• looks like its over now : kingfish
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  haha what the fuck look at what's up there now : mikecyb
  • Holy fuck. Frogs? COme on I would of actually bought them. : cbslf

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• When are the hookers coming over? : moogle
• nice i think that's my favorite cut overall. : wetard
• play some videogames, move, then work on sunday :-/ : qwpeoriu
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  DAAAAAAAMN that's a nice looking dinner : LordPall
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    the steak kind of looks like a penis : qwpeoriu
    • hahaha LordPall's gay! : wetard
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  God that looks delicious. : tomservo
  • I just finished eating. That was easily the best meal I've had all year. So fucking good. : malevolence
• World Cup... then work : TPSReport
• I intend to finish Erikson's The Bonehunters this weekend. Tonight, DiGiorno's Pizza + beer, then work fr... : Magus
• World Cup, rent a movie for tonight to watch with the wife, throw my original HDD in my XBox so I can pla... : classicfork
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  That would look better with some nice green beans. Or some corn on the cob! : timmie
  • Unfortunately, they were out of fresh corn. I'm gonna run down the produce stand and pick some up to go w... : malevolence
• SELL THE HOUSE AND RUN TO ARUBA! : skitzo

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• I agree. : cbslf
• only if you have a guinea pig PC or hard drive. it's still going to have rough edges, and you don't want... : Postal
• Not at first for me at least. I'm going to hold back 12-18 months just to see what everyone thinks. : fatman
• No, it has a lot of debug code running (which is good for a beta) but it eats ram. You really need 2 gigs... : baron calamity
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  If you have a spare machine and want to play around with a new and purty OS that might have bugs and bad ... : nosseman
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    Hmm good advise, ill skip it then. Thanks! : Milleh
    • You could make a new partition and install there, I am just saying that you should keep the old install. ... : nosseman

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• Region free to play imported movies or games? : Prozium

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  Loved it. Hammy pwns. : skynet
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    I concur. : Caboose
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      the faster than light scene made me roofle quite loudly : skynet
      • I've never laughed so hard in a theater as I did at that point. Pure awesomeness. : acheron
      • yeah, that was the big laugh... first time I've laughed uncontrollably in a long time. : drucifer
      • agreed, favorite part of the movie. : pigvomit
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        Hammy made the movie, for me. That scene was strongly remaniscent of my favouritest Futarama scene eve : cheshirecat
        • Hoodwink had almost the same scene as well. Its like if you have a squirrel in a movie, its got to happen... : baron calamity
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    then we've done a short for the DVD that you will love. : grendel
    • You teasing bastard : j33uk
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      we? you work at dreamworks? : Korban
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        yes : grendel
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          more movies like this. fewer like shark tale. thx. : elwood00
          • seconded! all in favor. Right. motion passes. : acheron
  • Signed. I like a cookie! : elwood00
• My wife really dug it : -efx-
• It had its moments. $5 yes $10 maybe $20 no : Ebu
• lol with a little meh. : gakera
• I certainly enjoyed it. : joesnizzle
• I liked it. : thekidd
• cute and funny. : GloriousCow
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  hehe, i just talked my wife into seeing this tonight instead of cars : slickdoody
  • you are my friend for life, sir /hug : grendel
• it had only one huge laugh... but it made the movie worth seeing. : drucifer
• The plot was rather simplistic, but it had tons of individual jokes, some of which were laugh out loud, t... : festivalman
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  Thought Hoodwinked was funnier and better written over all, but it was pretty good family fare. : Stoned Gargoyle
  • Haven't seen Over The Hedge yet. I liked Hoodwinked. But you know what bothered me. I watched the ... : hawke
• Really liked it and my 6 year old son like it as well. : baron calamity
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  if that's the caffeine + squirrel scene it annoyed me because they stole that from Futurama : DapperDan
  • arrg, that's for 514. : DapperDan
• It was cute, enjoyable. I too felt that it was a very weak plot with some great 1-3 liners/visual jokes ... : Zhaneel
• I havent seen it, but I know Ben Folds did some new songs for the soundtrack so I want to check that out. : Rauol Duke
• PLAY! play play play play play play play play PLAAAAAAAY!!!!! : adev
• It was cute, if I had kids I'm sure they would've loved it. However, I was getting bored because there w... : Medster

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• The military should use that to interrogate prisoners. : Prozium
• While I wait for it to load, I always enjoy the paradox that is a fancy loading script with a full-on pro... : Entity

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  WITH LEGOS. That part was kind of important, the picture is made out of LEGOS : vagina
  • Found it: http://www.muchosucko.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Legos/lego_slaves.jpg : vagina
• Having fun with your monologues? : skitzo

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• I'd prefer not to play : Degenerate
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  I'm all in. Either amount. Just please announce the date a week in advance? : TotalFusionOne
  • not a problem. : maulla
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    get a job : Degenerate
    • I have three thank you :\ : TotalFusionOne
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  I would be interested. $5 or $10 buyin is fine with me. But I am busy Sat & Sun of this weekend & next ... : Zhaneel
  • i have a friend who runs private tourneys on PStars so im going to get the email from him and hopefully t... : maulla
  • Also, I would prefer $5 buyin, but am okay with $10 : Zhaneel
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  make it strip poker and i'm there : GloriousCow
  • (i just had my udder waxed) : GloriousCow
• I might play... though internet poker isn't as awesome as real life poker because I'm a great actress and... : laurgasms
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  Explain: Poker Texas holdem Stud : Slowtreme
  • Pretty sure he means NL, Texas Hold'em tourney. Though I would be up for HE, Stud, Omaha or O/8. : Zhaneel
  • sorry, NL holdem was what we played last time so we will stick to taht : maulla
• can we take it down to pennies? im very frugal. : infiltrator`
• nice. I missed the last one. $5 is fine. $10 is better. : ariakaz
• I might be able to play, i'd prefer $5 though as it's pretty much lost money with my poker skills. : boredguy
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  i'd do it for 5 or 10, but am a little fuzzy on how to deposit money to these poker sites. : josecuervo
  • ill get into more detail like i did last time. you can either paypal me your buyin or sign up for one of ... : maulla
• I am interested : mr brown
• we need high stakes XBL UNO : Jayx77
• I'm interested, but work comes first... I need a time and date before I can dediate. yo. : Magus

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• Clerk and Clerker? : drucifer
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  well the movie has already turned a profit before being released so, well, I guess it's already done well... : lord cecil
  • Yeah, but that's just Kevin's humor kicking in. I know he wants it to be successful more than just finan... : spazzium
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  Whatever happened to the Clerks cartoon movie they were making. Those were some funny cartoons. http:/... : negativepower
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    That was obviously canceled quickly... BUT There is indeed a movie in the works. Not much info on it ... : spazzium
    • Had I actually read your post I would have known you were ALREADY talking about the movie. It's moving f... : spazzium
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  oh GOD i want rosario dawson in my pants. : nomaad
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    Damn she is hot! She also seems to have an awesome personality based on the trainwreck shorts : knepus
    • Yeah she comes off as very natural in the making of videos. Also... she looks great in leather pants. : spazzium
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    Official Clerks II Trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLvhJ0m5ask : knepus
    • Clerks2.com exclusive trailer is better IMHO. They cuss and stuff. http://clerks2.com/trailer/index.h... : spazzium
  • http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/06/rosario-dawson-is-fruity.html : OrkO
• i hated to first clerks. i just wanted to shit on your parade. : ibrokn
• it got an 8 minute standing ovation at Cannes. : anthonybean

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  Can it execute VBA macros written for Microsoft Excel? : Maddog_Delphi97
  • no of course not. : mr brown

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  EA has a HUGE QA dept. and they find the fucking bugs. Tens of thousands of them. Sometimes hundreds of t... : not work safe
  • That's what I mean... they use a lot of resources finding bugs, but then don't follow up on it. Fix th... : Maddog_Delphi97
  • This is true. I speak from first hand. : Sgt_Boomstick
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  down with EA, up with iD. i'm buying quake wars instead. : giroml
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    When is Quake Wars coming out? : Maddog_Delphi97
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      Anybody know? : Maddog_Delphi97
      • fall/winter4 : -efx-
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        Q4 : datoo
        • Cool, thanks. :) : Maddog_Delphi97
• looks pretty cool. : GloriousCow
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  Well, that got boring real quick. It's a mod for BF2, but they'll charge full price. Nah. : rasputinreborn
  • EA marketing at it's best! ;) : Maddog_Delphi97
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  Unlocks are such a terrible idea for a game like battlefield. : datoo
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    Unlocks? Where? I guess I didn't listen to enough of this to find out for myself... : Maddog_Delphi97
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      haha, did you listen to the first 60 seconds? Anyway, they worked fine in the first game, where the secre : sammyl
      • I guess not. Lemme go back and check on that. I think I forgot to turn on the sound for the first secon... : Maddog_Delphi97
  • It's even more retarded that EA/DICE actively restrict server admins from unlocking all weapons for all p... : jonas54
• neat. more convoluted sameness. : sKetchflow
• I'm holding off for Quake Wars. : spazzium
• omg i'm going to buy this AND quake wars, what a concept : kill9
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  also you do realize that BF2 is essentially as bug free as any other game out there at this point, right?... : kill9
  • It happens A LOT MORE than 1% of the time. Where'd you come up with that 1% number? Oh, and that's ... : Maddog_Delphi97
  • Also, that wasn't my point. My point is, EA/DICE knew about a lot of these bugs. They have an excelle... : Maddog_Delphi97
• I like how the DICE guy encouraged camping the spawn beacon with sentry turrets. : jonas54

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• i guess they are about as funny as the real Mac ones : kill9
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B-ekl_cEWk&search=switch%20parody : skitzo
• They are as accurate as the ones on Apple.com. http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060513 ... : nosseman

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  It's a beta, that IIRC, is running debug code all the time. Performance is pretty bad. You shouldn't be u... : Bean
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    It expires at the end of next June. : Chris Remo
    • Well that's good. : Bean
  • its a FRE build, but not everything is fully optimized yet. : malloc
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  Did you need an install key/code? : fookilla
  • yeah : Korban
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    http://www.microsoft.com/vista easy and free : Ebu
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      Why is it free this time? I had to pay $10 for the XP beta test. :( : Optimus Prime
      • Actually, it is $10. Please paypal to essdub@essdub.org. Fanks. : essdub
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      Well I got a key, but there seems to be too much traffic; they're not allowing me to start the download :... : nomaad
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        i had a lot of trouble getting it started, but just keep trying. Once it started it completed in about 2... : Korban
        • Yep, it's rolling now. 11% done. : nomaad
• I plan on installing this into a virtual machine rather than a live system. just to see whats changed. do... : epit
• really wish i could install this onto my external USB drive. or is there any decent free partitioning... : maulla

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  but they will use laser staffs instead... : VegasX
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    I want SCi-Fi to start airing a reality show based on "The Running Man" : Prozium
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      fuck. yes. : -meeks-
      • seriously. I also wanna see a Robot Jox league formed. Good ole mech on mech combat. : Prozium
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  Wrestling on Sci-Fi. Live-action on Cartoon Network. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Ri... : Cognoscenti
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    What's next, motorcycle building shows on Discovery? House decoration contests on TheLearningChannel? : deathofrats
    • but... you're discovering how to build motorcycles, and you're learning how to decorate? what's the probl... : Ctrl-Phreak
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  Now taking bets: How soon until G4 follows suit? : Languid_Heap
  • they had some midget wrestlers on AOTS a couple months ago. : Prozium

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  cats > bears, bears > dogs therefore cats > dogs : Crimson
  • You got all of those funny Pac-Man things backwards there, hoss. : Bean
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    Cats > bears, dogs > *, therefore dogs > cats > bears : ki11_viru5
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      We had a 15 year old cat that could own our 10 year old lab/mix. : spazzium
      • that's because cats are from satan. : cam3lt0sis
      • A cat can own pretty much anything if it gets it in its little brain that it should. We used to have a c... : timmie
  • Colbert praises brave american cat-hero. : sammyl
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  Something larger animals discover about cats: Their claws are sharp, and very painful for their size. : Arcanum
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    bear claws are also sharp, and even more painful than a cat's claws. bears are just stupid :( : Supine
    • exactly. People are just going to use this story to justify the gayness of owning a cat ;) : VegasX
    • more like this bear is a wuss and the cat is stupid for attacking something capable of fucking it up (ass : mikecyb
• That cat should fight that other cat with six claws on each paw. CLASH OF THE TITANS!! : timmie
• kitty vs. powerbook http://www.zoomblast.com/vblast/vId=2 : VegasX

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• IGI, lets get this goin people. : dixieboi